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#148 - Picture 11/07/2013 on One Di-Shrek-tion +12
#147 - Comment deleted 11/07/2013 on One Di-Shrek-tion 0
#43 - watashi wa.... 11/06/2013 on Obama is anime +5
#31 - **sippay rolls 28** Force dubs. 11/05/2013 on What if Darth Vader was a... +2
#9 - It's a bone. 11/05/2013 on wild cumer appeared. 0
#18 - >30,000BC >Arctic flower near extinctions >Mu…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2013 on flower power +38
#29 - sabotagesam (11/04/2013) [-]
humans already existed then for a pretty long time, and they didn't look like apes at all, they were painting horses and shit. a well-educated squirrel should know better.
User avatar #22 - nimithecat (11/04/2013) [-]
Now we know... why Scrat was trying so hard to save that nut for more than 3 sequels.....

He was an ancient botanist, who believed that existence must not be a temporary thing, but a blessing that must remain for all of time itself.
Scrat was well aware that his own mortality was inevitable, and that the same applied for the animals around him, but if he could just save a life.. just one life... knowing the limitations of his knowledge and lack of the ability to create tools, the only thing he could do throughout his life is try to bring that one nut to a safe location, where it would remain untouched for eons and beyond by creatures just eager to digest any organic material.

Well done Scrat... you have achieved a feat that no human in the modern day can achieve. You have successfully preserved a living thing, in natural conditions, in a manner that can allow a future species to revive it successfully.

We can't even do that in our present day;
Walt Disney is in a freezer, with the ice-matter having already burst his brain cells.
But you...
#13 - Would You Care For a Cup of Tea, Chaps? 11/04/2013 on Rule Britannia +7
#67 - Picture 11/04/2013 on X and Y 0
#121 - Picture 11/04/2013 on dem similarities +2
#44 - Picture 11/04/2013 on Evolution is a bitch +5
#104 - Picture 10/31/2013 on What if Snape lived? +4
#103 - Picture 10/31/2013 on What if Snape lived? +4
#41 - Natural selection at work here.. 10/28/2013 on Business 0
#28 - wat? 10/26/2013 on Carlton Internally +1
#270 - oreos are just trapdoor spider eggs  [+] (2 new replies) 10/26/2013 on Yay, strange things! +3
#286 - josieabby (10/26/2013) [-]
I used to twist open my Oreo first just to lick the cream.
Now I have a MUCH BETTER reason for doing so.
#280 - scouts (10/26/2013) [-]
#158 - But they were too late it had already died of suffocation by t… 10/25/2013 on faith in humanity restored -8
#165 - Have sex with entire body condoms without touching the girl. … 10/25/2013 on Like that I'm Gay 0
#41 - damn kirito is a dualblade spammer.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/21/2013 on Yup, they did it. +2
#43 - tormain (10/21/2013) [-]
not only that but the sword he owns is a two-hander and leefa's sword is a one hander so it's kind of cheating. Unless he is Galen from Nighty-nine Nights 2

Slower version
#49 - jazzytheferret (10/21/2013) [-]
Wasn't he one of the few who had the dual wield skill too?
User avatar #55 - tormain (10/21/2013) [-]
yes though I'm not sure dual-wielding is as rare in Alfheim as in Sword Art Online. But still, he used a two-hander and a one hander unless he's some kind of Fury Warrior you can only dual-wield two one-handers
#61 - jazzytheferret (10/21/2013) [-]
I think it addressed that in the show though, he had a random skill show up that no one had heard of or gotten.
User avatar #65 - tormain (10/21/2013) [-]
yes he is the only one in Sword Art Online with the Dual-Wielding skill because he has the highest reaction time and speed and was therefore granted that skill and so became the hero that would lead the battle against Heathcliff when he decided to forsake the players and be revealed as the last boss. The existence of other Daul-wielders was not addressed in Alfheim in neither the anime or the novel (or at least not that I recall).
#61 - Comment deleted 10/20/2013 on the cuteness 0
#71 - **sippay rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at He… 10/20/2013 on 2sexy4me 0
#106 - Picture 10/19/2013 on Don't be a wanker +21
#72 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2013 on oh wednesday +6
#79 - FatherPedobear (10/19/2013) [-]
I just realized how shitty of a deal that was anyway.
#49 - Weigh it again jesse. 10/18/2013 on The Extra Mile +4
#60 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2013 on April's Confession +57
User avatar #100 - crazycommando (10/18/2013) [-]
god damn it April we're in October...don't try and pull that shit on us

good pun though...good pun indeed
#38 - asians are obsessed with doorknobs  [+] (4 new replies) 10/17/2013 on what a time to be alive +14
#67 - creepyunclebob (10/17/2013) [-]
Just don't try that on other planets.
User avatar #103 - saturninepariah (10/18/2013) [-]
I see what you did there...you're alright.
" Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"-SpongeBob
User avatar #56 - wetnoodle (10/17/2013) [-]
that is the second dirtiest kind of porn I've ever seen....

next to Japanese toilet lid licking porn.... that shit was alright though
#69 - saturninepariah (10/17/2013) [-]
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#15 - chrisstineline (06/27/2013) [-]
Why are you clapping?
Why are you clapping?
#12 - thatnerdyguy (08/07/2012) [-]
So I was playing TF2 when you sent these...
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User avatar #6 to #7 - sippay (02/05/2012) [-]
I'm not , theres something wrong with FJ you can see i'm not the only one with this problem many other people are having the same problem. i posted only once and its making lots of copies of the post. i sent a report to FJ that good feeling when you poop too
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User avatar #8 to #9 - sippay (02/05/2012) [-]
i tried but it says that i can delete maximum 6 times in 1 day
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#2 - scatmanjohn (12/18/2011) [-]
Hello, there, user!   
'Tis me, Santa! Yes, truly yours!   
You've been very naughty as 						*******					 hell  
I ain't even rhyming for you  
You're an asshole! You get a rigged present and the stick of lies.  
Everyone hates you.  
Hello, there, user!
'Tis me, Santa! Yes, truly yours!
You've been very naughty as ******* hell
I ain't even rhyming for you
You're an asshole! You get a rigged present and the stick of lies.
Everyone hates you.
#3 to #4 - sippay (12/20/2011) [-]
i always wanted em piece of sticks
User avatar #1 - gjtz (12/15/2011) [-]
Picture of Russian babe. I needs it.
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