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Date Signed Up:11/02/2011
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#38 - Wouldn't the problem be solved by having such an incubator in …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/29/2013 on liberating 0
#49 - tmanboy (09/30/2013) [-]
Not to oversimplify the answer or anything, but how often would a parent be immediately around an incubator (even in their home) reasonably as opposed to constant interaction. Answer: not often enough, consistency is needed because babies are also able to distinguish tonality at this early age (if you can call it that since they haven't been born yet). There's a reason babies cry when loud noises or voices are around etc, it is hypothesized that during the fetal stages babies learn to distinguish the different fundamental emotions that go with changes in voice and are able to understand a happy voice, angry, etc. In the case of an incubator, these tonal changes would not be recognized (or would need to be learned later possibly i suppose) as reasonable parents would not expose the incubator to anger etc. whereas simply walking around a mother will be around these things (not necessarily through the parents but through surroundings too)
User avatar #113 - simplygabriele (10/01/2013) [-]
As I said, that really depends on exactly how much interaction babies should get in the womb. Also, since this whole incubator would require planning, investing and setting up, I bet most parents would spend a whole lot of time with it and around it and not just treat it like a fish bowl that you just check in on every now and again.

Somewhat tangentially related: Wouldn't this imply that introverted or outright antisocial mothers impede the growth of their fetuses by not exposing them to the same range and amount of vocally expressed emotions as a "normal" woman would?

Anyway, it's an interesting topic and these concerns need to be looked in I guess I just don't like technological advancements being dismissed without much detailed research into it.
#114 - tmanboy (10/04/2013) [-]
Introversion or not there are identifiers of one's mother which are created in the womb. Even children of mute mothers are known to become happier in their mothers presence as opposed to another woman. Although these studies are few it is theorized that it may rely on things such as breathing and heart rate (mood was tested in newborns, details are shaky, and was found to be decreased in mothers with a similar body type, etc.)
User avatar #115 - simplygabriele (10/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, I realize that much, I was just wondering whether there were marked differences. Anyway, thanks for the interesting conversation.
#8 - Do guys not realize that this is the male equivalent of a girl…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Cringey cringe. +2
#10 - desuforeverlulz (09/27/2013) [-]
He's doing whatever he can to make a good first impression on her... and it's not working.
#9 - rongkong (09/26/2013) [-]
that's for us to decide
#3 - I can understand and sympathize, but the other extreme is just… 09/25/2013 on For the guys 0
#67 - "No guacamole"? Eh, I can live with that. 08/14/2013 on Red Blueberry Muffin 0
#19 - Picture 08/12/2013 on Insert Clever Title Here 0
#1 - Yes, because a woman being aroused is something to be sickened by. 08/10/2013 on Sickened but Curious -9
#4 - And thinking "Where's your bra, woman?!". Good gods.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Suitcases are scary +4
#11 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
Hey ladies I have a 3 inch dick and am 5'2 and 200 pounds..I know please contain your orgasms.
#26 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
#11 - Grid? Unless you're literally copying a picture, no one uses a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2013 on Not Funny -1
User avatar #12 - guitarfreakpaul (05/26/2013) [-]
girds help alot with any type of pencil work especially. and it looked smudged because some of the lines were still there with shading below them as if only quickly rubbed over with a finger tip
#9 - I'm fine with the idea of painting and drawing on the walls. B… 05/24/2013 on My room 0
#31 - You can also say "24th of May, 2013". Just saying.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on 'Murica -1
User avatar #47 - weinerdick (05/24/2013) [-]
It feels more clunky, though
#7 - I'd say just the fact you remember and cherish the memories yo… 05/21/2013 on Feels ;-; 0
#46 - If they were asexual they wouldn't even have the desire to hav… 05/20/2013 on A whole raw potato 0
#44 - Sure, but how happy are they really, if he has to eat a whole … 05/20/2013 on A whole raw potato +4
#83 - Amen. I feel you there, sister. 05/18/2013 on Relevant & relatable (or... +9
#25 - I agree with your opinion that the obsession with tits, any ti… 05/17/2013 on NSFW Girls on funnyjunk. 0
#67 - I must ask... Why?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on Oh you! XD 0
#69 - clockworkhearts (05/18/2013) [-]
For science
#66 - Exactly! It's impossible, no matter what your butt size is. Yo… 05/17/2013 on Oh you! XD +1
#2 - I never got this. Why is it "inconsiderate" or a &qu…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Oh you! XD +17
User avatar #26 - cryingchicken (05/17/2013) [-]
Plus it really pisses me off when 300lb bitches be like "omg i nearly fell in hurr"... Hoe! Your fat-ass don't fit down there, stop lying to yourself.
User avatar #66 - simplygabriele (05/17/2013) [-]
Exactly! It's impossible, no matter what your butt size is. You just plop your ass on the cold porcelain and that's the end of the story. Exactly why no one ever says that they actually "fell in" and got their ass wet.
#14 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/17/2013) [-]
i love you for this. i never once thought about it this way and as a man i feel retarded for not thinking of this. be my new bestfriend. i will make you the sandwich if you are woman or man for this
#33 - I feel you there. On one side of my family I have rabid commun… 05/12/2013 on Old fashioned clothes +2
#2 - HAVE to? Why not just, you know, get some sheets and …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2013 on sweating at night.. +16
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User avatar #4 - mynameiskeanu (05/07/2013) [-]
You displeased this man's intelligence, go back whence you came.
#9 - You made my insides boil with unquenchable hatred and rage. … 05/07/2013 on Are you ready for rustlin'? +1
#7 - I absolutely agree with the ********* this double stand… 05/07/2013 on Are you ready for rustlin'? +1
#21 - Same, especially since you can get great deals during the sales. 05/02/2013 on CISPA (link in desc) 0
#18 - I agree with your comments and logic. I have no problem paying…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2013 on CISPA (link in desc) +2
User avatar #20 - numbersixtyseven (05/01/2013) [-]
I have not downloaded a single pirated game since I got Steam.

Hell, I even bought Dragon Age Origins, plus expansions, despite having played the game 5 times at that point already.
User avatar #21 - simplygabriele (05/02/2013) [-]
Same, especially since you can get great deals during the sales.
#29 - Because my comment was obviously serious. I just foun… 04/30/2013 on Two categories of girls 0
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User avatar #40 - afrikaner (04/03/2013) [-]
Quick question

Lost on a desert island you strangely stumble apon a monster big screen and all consoles available and a massive computer system a magical creature appears and gives you the games below as choices and you can only choose one . You will end up playing this game till the end of time what will your choice be ?

(any of the series)
Might and Magic
Final Fantasy
Dragon Age
Dragons Dogma
Lost Souls
Dungeon Siege
Mass Affect

This will affect my opinion of you if you choose one of the 3 i like you would get a friend request which means nothing

Random weird post of the day done :)
User avatar #41 to #40 - simplygabriele ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
It's not a quick question it's on of the existential debates of this century!

Anyway, first I'd have to narrow it down to the games I like and have played and that offer at least some replayability with different paths and choices. So for me it would be T.E.S, Dragon Age, Diablo and Mass Effect.

Now, again, I go back to replayability. Diablo (I'd choose Diablo II: Lord of Destruction) has probably the lowest amount of replayability from my choices. Of course, there are different characters and builds to try, but the game itself is extremely linear, so I think I'd have to pass.

Mass Effect has the huge problem of being a trilogy, so having only one of the games would be rather annoying. Aside from that, it has a pretty low level of replayability too, in my opinion. The main differences are the paragon/renegade/mixed paths and whether you try to ensure your teams survival or let them die. After 3-4 playthroughs you'd have nothing to do.

Dragon age (Dragon Age: Origins - Ultimate Edition is the only one I have and I LOVED it) has similar problems - while there the differences of race/birth circumstances and you can have the different romantic possibilities, it would run dry after about 6 full playthroughs.

So I think I'd have to go with T.E.S. Now, there's the problem of which one to choose. The one I've played most is Skyrim. Sadly, I'd only pick it if I could have all the mods of my choice. If not, I'd go with Oblivion. I've tried Morrowind, and it's a very expansive game, but I just couldn't get over the clunky game engine. So, sad face.

Other than the games you mentioned I'd consider Vampire: the Masquerade Bloodlines and Minecraft.

User avatar #42 to #41 - afrikaner (04/04/2013) [-]
Great answer and you deserve the title of gamer im very impressed , your answer itself is very narrow however as you explained you haven't played them all . TES is a great choice in regards to the amount of time you can play and replay. All of theese are fantasy RPG and i am a huge fantasy RPG player and have all titles above mentioned. These would've been my choices any of the 3 would've worked , if you want me to explain please ask im sending a friend request fellow gamer and rare beat of gamer girl

TES : Online
Final Fantasy 7
Dragon age 2 or 3 if it was released by then
User avatar #43 to #42 - simplygabriele ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
I haven't fiddled with TES:Online yet, but I expect it to be at least worth a try. I wasn't so sure about the faction-only territories and I have doubts about how they'll implement crafting into the game. There's also the thing about only one potion slot, which I find rather bizarre, especially since I usually end up playing some sort of a spellsword, so I'd need both magicka and health, even putting aside all the special effect potions.

I've heard a lot of good things about Dragon age 2, but I haven't gotten my hands on it, so I couldn't really judge it. And Final Fantasy... I don't know, I'd want to start with the first one, but the series never really caught my attention.

I know one game out of your list I really wouldn't pick. Halo. I just don't really like shooters, especially "that" kind of shooters. I enjoyed games with shooter elements like Mass Effect or Dead Space, but in my opinion, they offer a lot more in story and gameplay than just shooting.
User avatar #44 to #43 - afrikaner (04/05/2013) [-]
if i wasnt already engaged i would've said im in love but seeing that i am , your awesome Halo was in there to see what you say , like i said im a hardcore RPG fantasy gamer and i only play games like my list . TES online has a lot of potential and is currently in BETA so hopefully they will see the problems before releasing it fully. Dragon age 2 has recently reached my number 1 spot on total hours played it is really one of the best and im looking forward to number 3 which looks like just brilliant.
User avatar #45 to #44 - simplygabriele ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
I'm married, so we're good. XD

Eh, my top game is Skyrim: 1101 hours. But yeah, I'm trying TES Online when it comes out.
User avatar #46 to #45 - afrikaner (04/08/2013) [-]
Online is already in BETA so you can play it now . Uhmmm im not gonna say may hours cause that is just sad but lets say it this way on skyrim i had 5 characters with individual levels of 76 , 64 , 51 , 28 and 26 Tank , Tank , Rogue , Mage and a random character to play the expansions i got. Now on my 5 th play trough of Dragon Age 2 i have exceeded my play time of Skyrim.
#26 - andrewld (03/15/2013) [-]
Thanks for accepting my friend request :)
User avatar #27 to #26 - simplygabriele ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
No biggie.
#28 to #27 - andrewld (03/23/2013) [-]
lol thanks, so... you play games?
User avatar #29 to #28 - simplygabriele ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 to #29 - simplygabriele ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
But yeah, of course I play video games.
#32 to #30 - andrewld (03/25/2013) [-]
ah, what types of games?
User avatar #33 to #32 - simplygabriele ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
RPGs, some MMORPGs, Roguelikes. If talking about titles:Elder Scrolls series, all 3 Diablos (hated the third game), Mass Effect, Dwarf Fortress, UnReal World, Secret World, Dragon Age...
#34 to #33 - andrewld (03/27/2013) [-]
I ****** love Mass Effect 3!! I've never played Elder Scrolls tho, how is it?
User avatar #35 to #34 - simplygabriele ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Mass Effect 3? Are you serious? The most terrible game ending in the history of modern gaming?

And it's kind of weird to meet a person who's never played Elder Scroll.s Most have at least tried Skyrim or Oblivion.
#36 to #35 - andrewld (03/27/2013) [-]
Lol i meant to say the mass effect series. And the Mass Effect 3 ending wasn't THAT bad, lol

And yeah, i know, i feel ashamed :/ I dont know why, i just never found it that interesting, but how is it?

User avatar #37 to #36 - simplygabriele ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Well, I really like Elder Scrolls. A lot of old fans didn't enjoy Skyrim, but it's so modable, that I think anyone can find something they really enjoy. Don't know about ES:Online, but I'm willing to give it a chance.
#38 to #37 - andrewld (03/28/2013) [-]
Well hey, at least a meme was able to come out of skyrim, lol. Maybe one day, ill give it a chance, once i get the time and money.

You got a favorite band?
User avatar #39 to #38 - simplygabriele ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
Not really, but if I had to pick one it would be Jazzu.
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User avatar #11 - guswut (02/27/2013) [-]
Hey, if I show up naked at your place tonight, will you get offended if I just want to play MineCraft and snuggle?
#12 to #11 - simplygabriele ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
There will be pain.
There will be pain.
User avatar #13 to #12 - guswut (02/27/2013) [-]
Again? Well, it has been nearly a week, after all, so I guess it is about time. But... But... COCOA BEANS!

And is it just me, or does this site have one of the more annoying CAPTCHA systems to date, eh? And it doesn't even cut down on the retard population, too!
User avatar #14 to #13 - simplygabriele ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
You're going to do the math and ENJOY IT.
User avatar #16 to #14 - guswut (02/27/2013) [-]
But mathematics is why I have an exobrain! Also, what the hell is this bollocks... It looks like an eight got its head smashed in by a crazy fi--- No, wait, that's a three. You know, maybe, just maybe, I'm not actually human and as such, it makes perfect sense why this is catching (kekekekek) me up, eh?
User avatar #8 - masterboll ONLINE (02/26/2013) [-]
will you be posting tits?
#10 to #8 - simplygabriele ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
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#17 to #10 - masterboll ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
if youre dead then you cant resist
#18 to #17 - simplygabriele ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
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#19 to #18 - masterboll ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
not in the modern world
not in the modern world
#20 to #19 - simplygabriele ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Tell me about it.
#22 to #21 - simplygabriele ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Well played.
Well played.
User avatar #23 to #22 - masterboll ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
now i wait for the sex
#24 to #23 - simplygabriele ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
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