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Hi there. My name is Simplescience, my real first name being Matt. I came to funnyjunk in the hopes of making it a little better than when I found it. Optimistic, cheerful, and a logical thinker, I do my best to make other people feel better if they are down.









My profile picture is of Mr. Game and Watch using the move Judgement: 9. This move has a 1/10 chance of bringing up a 9. If a 9 comes up and it connects with an opponent, it is a One-Hit Knock Out.

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#60 - I think some clarification is in order here (and before you th…  [+] (3 replies) 09/07/2013 on simplescience's profile 0
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#61 - flingwing (09/07/2013) [-]
first of all, you seriously need to learn how to not say so much because i really really do not care enough about this situation to read all that.

and yes american feminism implies that it is for the rights of women and only women, i agree with you. which is why i focus more on equal rights than womens rights.

but dude for reals chill it with the blah blah
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#62 - simplescience (09/07/2013) [-]
You're the one that opened the door for this kind of response by calling male rights activists trivial and then implying mens rights concerns aren't important because of gang-raping in Sudan.

Besides, would you prefer that I give you a lengthy response that shows I actually know what I'm talking about and gives insight into my point, or would you prefer a short response where I pretty much just say you're wrong and call you names?
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#63 - flingwing (09/07/2013) [-]
i was saying male rights activists are as trivial as first world feminism, which is, sometimes but not always. because some male activists whine about dumb trash like friendzoning, much like some first world feminists whine about dumb trash like girls getting killed in videogames being supposedly rape. other mens rights activists strive for equality like male custody rights or help for male rape victims, much like other first world feminists strive for equality such as trans womens oversexualization in the porn industry or sexism in the workplace. i wasnt saying mens rights were trvial, i said they were only as trvial as the problems women have in a first world society. basically what im saying is we should stop worrying about equality in our own country because most of the problems we have with equality are social issues that for the most part can only be worked out with awareness campaigns instead of legal action, and instead worry about the equality in other countries
#126 - Heavyweights choose Metagross (It has the IQ of a supercompute…  [+] (1 reply) 07/25/2013 on He's right you know +1
#304 - niggaranger (07/25/2013) [-]
wha? can't hear you through this godly power
#123 - Astute and Sophisticated Gentlemen and Ladies post Reshiram.  [+] (3 replies) 07/25/2013 on He's right you know +1
#124 - fukkendragonite (07/25/2013) [-]
Sensible fellows post bidoof
#126 - simplescience (07/25/2013) [-]
Heavyweights choose Metagross (It has the IQ of a supercomputer but can't figure out how to hold something like a potion. How does that even work?)
#304 - niggaranger (07/25/2013) [-]
wha? can't hear you through this godly power
#120 - Yeah I agree with you there. I was looking at the 437% and thi…  [+] (5 replies) 07/25/2013 on He's right you know +1
#122 - fukkendragonite (07/25/2013) [-]
Real ballin' niggas post Dragonite.
#123 - simplescience (07/25/2013) [-]
Astute and Sophisticated Gentlemen and Ladies post Reshiram.
#124 - fukkendragonite (07/25/2013) [-]
Sensible fellows post bidoof
#126 - simplescience (07/25/2013) [-]
Heavyweights choose Metagross (It has the IQ of a supercomputer but can't figure out how to hold something like a potion. How does that even work?)
#304 - niggaranger (07/25/2013) [-]
wha? can't hear you through this godly power
#110 - Well not many people may give a **** about the baby, but certa…  [+] (13 replies) 07/25/2013 on He's right you know 0
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#115 - fukkendragonite (07/25/2013) [-]
Also, I don't mind Reshiram. He knows I (dragonite) could kick his sorry ass in two seconds flat with hydro pump so he's a chill bro to me.
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#221 - ecomp (07/25/2013) [-]
Umm. No he couldn't. Reshiram is part dragon type so he's normally resistant to water type moves. Although both are weak against dragon, so it's pretty much a speed contest.
#262 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
wait, did they make this piece of shit faster than dragonite? normally i wouldn't voice my opinion about the new generations simply because i disagree with most people about it, but COME ON! Dragonite has been my favourite pokemon since i was like 3, and a big part of that was him being the fastest pokemon in existance.
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#301 - ecomp (07/25/2013) [-]
Umm. Even in Gen 1 there are a shit ton of pokemon faster than him.
Electrode, Jolteon, Aerodactyl, Mewtwo, Dugtrio, Alakazam, Persian, Starmie ,Gengar ,Tauros ,Kadabra ,Rapidash ,Scyther ,Electabuzz ,Charizard ,Fearow ,Raichu ,Ninetails ,Tentacruel ,Dodrio ,Voltorb ,Miltank ,Raticate ,Diglett ,Primeape ,Arcanine ,Haunter ,Jynx ,Magmar ,Pidgeot ,Kangaskan, Mr. Mime, Moltres, Golbat, Venomoth, Hitmonlee, Pinsir, Golduck, Nidoking, Articuno, Seadra, and Gyarados are all faster than him, and Arbok, Venusaur, and Kabutops are tied with him.

So yeah, he's piss slow and wouldn't be used competitively at all if he didn't have the best Dream World ability known to pokemon, which was introduced in Gen 5.
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#248 - fukkendragonite (07/25/2013) [-]
Shit, yeah you're right actually.
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#113 - fukkendragonite (07/25/2013) [-]
That's true I suppose. But I managed to hear about the other shit on the news too, because it wasn't JUST the baby stuff. And I live in Britain, so just imagine how much I've been hearing about the baby.

This Tristan prick is just trying to be edgy by twisting stories to fit his retarded pattern.
#120 - simplescience (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah I agree with you there. I was looking at the 437% and thinking "Given what I know of the Deforestation of the Amazon and how quickly it's risen in recent years, an increase of 437% would mean that it would have to be dang near gone at such a high percentage."

I was also looking at the porn being blocked in Britain thing and thinking "If that had actually happened and was in effect, there would be a much stronger outcry than I've been hearing".

Again, that's just my two cents.

((Reshiram again because why not.
#122 - fukkendragonite (07/25/2013) [-]
Real ballin' niggas post Dragonite.
#123 - simplescience (07/25/2013) [-]
Astute and Sophisticated Gentlemen and Ladies post Reshiram.
#124 - fukkendragonite (07/25/2013) [-]
Sensible fellows post bidoof
#126 - simplescience (07/25/2013) [-]
Heavyweights choose Metagross (It has the IQ of a supercomputer but can't figure out how to hold something like a potion. How does that even work?)
#304 - niggaranger (07/25/2013) [-]
wha? can't hear you through this godly power
#119 - ipostfunny (07/25/2013) [-]
I didn't even know about the baby until I saw people making fun of how much people cared about it