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simplescience

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/31/2011
Last Login:1/22/2016
Location:College
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Hi there. My name is Simplescience, my real first name being Matt. I came to funnyjunk in the hopes of making it a little better than when I found it. Optimistic, cheerful, and a logical thinker, I do my best to make other people feel better if they are down.









My profile picture is of Mr. Game and Watch using the move Judgement: 9. This move has a 1/10 chance of bringing up a 9. If a 9 comes up and it connects with an opponent, it is a One-Hit Knock Out.

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#134 - Of course I don't. I mean look at these things! They …  [+] (1 reply) 11/15/2013 on For those who thinks men... +2
#136 - lamarisagoodname (11/28/2013) [-]
They're actually very good if you get a good, ripe one
#120 - Oh wow. A swear AND being called gay? That is surely the apoth…  [+] (1 reply) 11/15/2013 on For those who thinks men... +5
#121 - xxmemesxx (11/15/2013) [-]
add a pony and it's complete
#119 - Simpleton alert.  [+] (2 replies) 11/15/2013 on For those who thinks men... +2
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#123 - merrickz (11/15/2013) [-]
Funny how your username is simplescience.

Not getting on his side or anything, just thought it was funny. Cause simpleton... and simplescience... Get it?
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#133 - simplescience (11/15/2013) [-]
I actually made this name as an oxymoron, because science (at least in college) is never simple.
#44 - Warning: Senseless Rant Ahead. I know that the comic …  [+] (26 replies) 11/15/2013 on For those who thinks men... +123
#128 - penetrated (11/15/2013) [-]
you probably dont even GET dates xD
#134 - simplescience (11/15/2013) [-]
Of course I don't.

I mean look at these things! They look disgusting as fuck.
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#136 - lamarisagoodname (11/28/2013) [-]
They're actually very good if you get a good, ripe one
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#115 - xxmemesxx (11/15/2013) [-]
Hey bud, it's time to come out of the closet or quit being a bitch
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#120 - simplescience (11/15/2013) [-]
Oh wow. A swear AND being called gay? That is surely the apotheosis of great insults! You must leave all who dare to challenge your immense intellect scratching their heads, unable to reply, with the razor sharp wit you possess.
#121 - xxmemesxx (11/15/2013) [-]
add a pony and it's complete
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#113 - tacogrenade (11/15/2013) [-]
beta alert
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#119 - simplescience (11/15/2013) [-]
Simpleton alert.
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#123 - merrickz (11/15/2013) [-]
Funny how your username is simplescience.

Not getting on his side or anything, just thought it was funny. Cause simpleton... and simplescience... Get it?
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#133 - simplescience (11/15/2013) [-]
I actually made this name as an oxymoron, because science (at least in college) is never simple.
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#109 - vicsix (11/15/2013) [-]
I think the hardest part for most of us is that Date part.
#104 - DisisFluffy (11/15/2013) [-]
That question in the middle of the list bothered me a lot more than it should have.
#47 - anon (11/15/2013) [-]
...implying that women don't worry about that stuff also
Also, other than the stick people in this comic nobody really thinks that men have nothing to worry about other than boners on dates because they don't spend as much time on their appearances. It's a ton of pressure on both parties.
Don't be so quick to victimise yourself.
#96 - lamarisagoodname (11/15/2013) [-]
There was no implication going on here, just what the male side of the house had to deal with

Don't be so quick to vilify him
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#95 - simplescience (11/15/2013) [-]
The point of the message was to provide some insight into what males can worry about before a date, not to say that what I listed were solely the worries of men.

I don't see how what I did was victimizing myself, if women go through the same worries. Due to the immense amount of pressure that you yourself was stated to be on both sides, then I think it was logical to put what I said in the context of someone who is nervous about their date.

If I were attempting to victimize myself, wouldn't I attempt to make the other party/parties involved look evil or bad? Where in my comment did I say any outside force or party was the causes of my personal experience? It certainly wasn't the content, since I acknowledged it was a joke and obviously not how most situations play out.
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#56 - pwnedomega (11/15/2013) [-]
Don't so quick as to sign in and say it like a man.
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#65 - killerabbit (11/15/2013) [-]
or Wo-Man....probably. I mean, just a guess
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#67 - pwnedomega (11/15/2013) [-]
I've heard women say shit that is manlier than the manliest man. Women can say stuff like a man too. What are you, sexist?
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#72 - killerabbit (11/15/2013) [-]
But you're implying that saying it like a man=bravery. Why can't they be brave while saying it like a woman? Are YOU sexist? See, we can do this all day.
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#73 - pwnedomega (11/15/2013) [-]
Bitch, I know I am, I was asking if you were
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#74 - killerabbit (11/15/2013) [-]
I feel like I am in a discussion I didn't ever want to be in. also, no, no I'm not.
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#76 - pwnedomega (11/15/2013) [-]
Wait... are you the one that does the fan art of MLP?
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#77 - killerabbit (11/15/2013) [-]
Like...for a second....about a year ago....or more....so DO is kind of a strong word. DID is more like it.
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#80 - pwnedomega (11/15/2013) [-]
Either way, you did them and you are awesome.
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#81 - killerabbit (11/15/2013) [-]
Oh thanks. I don't know you, but you seem cool too. Have a nice day
#85 - pwnedomega (11/15/2013) [-]
Have this .gif.....t