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#70 - >Be 25 >Be black >Live in poor part of town b…  [+] (8 replies) 09/13/2013 on Awesome game +75
#139 - thefjgienni (09/13/2013) [-]
>Be 25
>Be black
Live in poor part of america because I'm black
>Walk around because of nice day
>See neighborhood watch drive by
>Don't think much of it
>Hear Zimmerman yell "Hey nigger!"
>He throws spoon at me
>Dodge that shit
>Gets out of car
>Floor the motherfucker
>Pulls gun
>mfw I somehow lost the nigger spoon game
#152 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

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#200 - wooyoungkim (09/14/2013) [-]
Ya know, I'm Asian and I can confirm this post.

This anon is thinking of gargling a huge cock right now.
#156 - thefjgienni (09/13/2013) [-]
I'm not very active in this community, i basically leech all of the funnies without giving anything back
And thats why I can't vote
But thats fine, I deserve not to vote if I don't contribute, and I'm not gonna ask for charity thumbs
This is what I will do
I will keep posting until I reach lvl 2, and when I do, I will spend my life thumbing down these cancerous "Asian telepathy" posts
I will waste my fucking life doing it
I hope you know what you fucking started anon, I had a promising future ahead of me, but I'm going to hunt your faggot ass down
And Do the worst thing I can do to you
Give you red thumb
It's not much, but I think it symbolizes a lot. A red thumb from someone who throws away their whole life is saying to the recipient "It is worth my life to express how little you mean to the rest of us"
I will keep going after you
I will keep thumbing you
And I hope one day you come to your senses and kill yourself
Rant over
#237 - hoskins (09/14/2013) [-]
tfw I actually kind of enjoy seeing them again after so long
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#208 - samjamfan (09/14/2013) [-]
thats exactly what he wants you to do
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#94 - liberalgodess (09/13/2013) [-]
>you're given massive benefits by our racist government solely because of your race
>choose not to take advantage of them and not go to college
>remains in poor part of town
>calls white people "privileged" even though you had a better chance than most white kids
#101 - eldino (09/13/2013) [-]
I think he might have been adding on to the joke.
#94245 - I don't post much, but I really need some advice. I'm a hi…  [+] (2 replies) 09/07/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
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#94252 - captainfuckitall (09/07/2013) [-]
And what's doing drugs and panicking going to solve? You're not doing anything to fix the problem, you're just finding ways to escape it, and even then you're not even doing a good job because all the money you are wasting is money you will need the moment you get kicked out

Listen, and listen well

If you care that much about your friends, talk to them; explain that, while you do not believe you have done wrong, you are willing to hear them out and come to a compromise or resolution. If not, make more friends, get out, explore, grow, become the person you'd be proud to see in the mirror.

So what if your workplace is closing? Find a different job, hell; get a start on it NOW and start sending out resumes. Even if you happen to get a job before it closes, it's not like anything bad will happen if you just ditch your work-place. And yes, there is a chance you won't be accepted anywhere even within that one week, but I can tell you that you ABSOLUTELY will not get a new job if you do not try, and at least starting now will give you a headstart.

Moving out? Start finding a place close to home. Even if your parents are kicking you out, chances are they don't hate you and you can still drop by to see them often (and take a few snacks or showers or whatever there sometimes, cutting food and utility bills)

All in all, running from a problem does nothing, FACING it does and right now you are only letting a problem become bigger and bigger. Either get to solving it right now or live the rest of your (probably miserable while homeless) life in regret
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#94250 - advicedude (09/07/2013) [-]
Ok I'm going to be frank. Once you get to college. No one will know you at all. It's basically a new start. I doubt you'd talk to any of your friends once you leave. Don't worry about it. Just don't resort to drugs. Do something more productive. Just know once you're done with high school, 80% are gone anyway for a majority of people, not just you. I've had a falling out too and it sucked, but I just channeled all that time being alone to school or working out until things got better and they did.
#71 - [howtobasic] 08/27/2013 on Abortion +5
#2 - You wouldn't believe how fun the gay board is with this name.  [+] (1 reply) 07/23/2013 on Awwwh +10
#3 - moorgar (07/23/2013) [-]
he begs for it... he also noticed your username
#16 - Elect the Dead  [+] (1 reply) 07/21/2013 on Don't you see their 0
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#17 - falloutplayer (07/22/2013) [-]
Huh, never heard of it. Im gonna do so now
#14 - But that whole album was good.  [+] (3 replies) 07/21/2013 on Don't you see their 0
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#15 - falloutplayer (07/21/2013) [-]
What album? (haven't heard them in a while)
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#16 - shutupandrapeme (07/21/2013) [-]
Elect the Dead
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#17 - falloutplayer (07/22/2013) [-]
Huh, never heard of it. Im gonna do so now
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