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shredmaster

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:1/24/2011
Last Login:11/30/2015
Location:Tennessee
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Music is badass. I play guitar, bass, harmonica and I sing. I'm in a thrash metal band. Gaming is good. As are texting and movies from the 80s 90s and early 2000s. Trolls however, are bad, but troll logic is entertaining. That's all you're getting.

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#4 - You don't have to have kids to know how to not be a ******* re…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2015 on im gonna click 'you... +3
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#8 - hackmon (08/25/2015) [-]
But there are certain things that you can't know whether will work or not if you don't have kids
#7 - Just got out of a long distance relationship, I was planning t… 08/25/2015 on aw +1
#25 - Your gif 08/25/2015 on Riddle time 0
#14 - I watched this expecting to laugh at it. … 08/24/2015 on 3fast5u +4
#30 - I used to reject the idea of being racist against black people…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/22/2015 on I don't know what to do. +13
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#238 - rakogoki (08/23/2015) [-]
please be just another hipster racist and not an actual racist, i like to keep the illusion funnyjunk isnt a totally biased neo-nazi sanctuary...
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#140 - implicationsofcrap (08/23/2015) [-]
Jesus fucking christ man. Really? You've gotta be kidding me. You're really no better if you wish a certain race to be wiped off the planet.
#43 - anon (08/22/2015) [-]
Don't understand why you're voted down when practically the same comment gets thumbed up in the same thread.

It seems a lot of people have had this experience and it says a lot when only a handful of them know how to behave like people. The vast majority of nignogs can't behave in civilized society.

Personally I'd vote to bring back slavery, but if they pass an IQ test and score at least 120 they should be allowed into society.
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#157 - sagedivinity (08/23/2015) [-]
Hypocrites.

You imply that you're somehow civilized while being in favor of genocide and slavery. That's barbarism not civility. The two of you disgust me.
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#174 - ilovehitler (08/23/2015) [-]
Right? Slavery isn't very efficient anymore. Machines can do most Labour, and by selling contracts to the lowest bidder, we can ensure people work hard to get next to nothing. Races one finds undesirable are more useful as poor workers than they are dead.
#240 - rakogoki (08/23/2015) [-]
didnt know what id expected.
#57 - Then do it, you faggot. Block me. Do it. Faggot bitch. I bet y…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2015 on WHO DREW THIS. +7
#58 - skelebones (08/22/2015) [-]
U asked for it m80
#23 - Picture 08/21/2015 on Trump +1
#9 - I really wish this game wasn't so bad  [+] (7 new replies) 08/20/2015 on lesbian dungeon. -1
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#25 - angelious (08/20/2015) [-]
its not bad..its just...frustrating due to the rng factors...
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#26 - sirformidio (08/20/2015) [-]
No, see, it used to be frustrating. Mechanics were in place that could give you a good outcome or bad outcome when leveling or panicking. When levelling, the chances of something good coming of it where high, and when panicking, the chances of something good were low.
Now the chances of something good are slim to fucking nil, for no real goddamn reason, and now it's just a mindless game of "How fucked up can we make this thing in terms of balance"?
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#27 - angelious (08/20/2015) [-]
true there has always been balance issues.


this is what i was talking about when i said the rng is frustrating (frustratingly bad). but the game itself is fun, the gameplay is good, the story is good,the art is good the story is good,the music is good, the voice acting is good,the premise is good.


just the rng that ruins this game that could be the dwarf fortress of tbs
#31 - karvarausku (08/20/2015) [-]
**karvarausku used "*roll picture*"**
**karvarausku rolled image** is the story so good that you had to type it twice?
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#32 - angelious (08/20/2015) [-]
yeah the story is pretty good.
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#28 - sirformidio (08/20/2015) [-]
No, not even that. Dorf Fort isn't frustrating. Dorf Fort is complicated. Once you know what you're doing in dorf fort, it loses all difficulty and becomes a resource management game with insane precision.
RNG isn't the problem. If RNG was the problem then any game with random crits would be an issue. That isn't the problem. I play SRW games all the fucking time, the bosses in those fucking things are deliberately unfair. But they pale in comparison to the shit that Darkest Dungeon pulls.
You will slog through a dungeon, find absolutely nothing of fucking value, then level up all four characters, and they all get slapped with TWO negative traits that make it impossible to lose sanity, cripple their stats, make them unable to go back in, or any combination of the three. That's not frustrating.
Frustrating is when the final boss of a game can do more damage than your best mech has health in a single blow, has four times the hp of any standard unit, moves three times, attacks twice in a turn based game, has no limit to special abilities when you can perform at most four, and heals a quarter of his life bar on both your turn and his turn. That is frustrating.
But that is fair fucking play compared to the shit that Darkest Dungeon pulls.
Rant over, I'm out.
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#29 - angelious (08/20/2015) [-]
good show. but still: in darkest dungeon i have cleared 2 of the 4 bosses on easiest difficulty, swine(which is the one i think you are talking about) and necro. both of them have unfair advantages, but as long as you remember the basics of cqc tbs gaming, you can win them. i took swine prince on my second attempt and necro at my first (honestly the moment i noticed his only actual difficult trick was summoning skeletons it was over..) its only when the random one hit kill crits with the bosses and the normal mobs that cause frustration. if it was balanced out. you could easily play this game without any of the hate.



but good banter mate.
#28 - The comment section on content dealing with depression is alwa…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/20/2015 on Depression +12
#47 - anon (08/20/2015) [-]
Only people "born with silver spoons in their mouths" can begin to even give a shit or even lie about their special snowflake diseases. Lower class individuals and those living in poverty tend to not have that privilege.

It's mainly middle to upper class teenagers (and now young adults, since teenagers age) desperate for attention that are "depressed". I especially hate the kind of "depresshun" kid that will blame everything on it, make it its whole life, and won't even try to do anything about it.

I was diagnosed with clinical depression when I was younger. It was an official medical diagnosis, it wasn't some kind of "light version" of depression either, but as it turns out, it doesn't have to affect your life. I don't even feel it at this point, and never felt like making announcements about it. And as you can see, I don't feel like standing up to other "sufferers" of this first world issue.
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#34 - Lainge (08/20/2015) [-]
>rich people can't suffer from depression
You're as bad as they are.
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#36 - lolollo (08/20/2015) [-]
The silver spoon of not having felt real depression...not...not the "literal" figurative silver spoon of economic luxury...
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#37 - Lainge (08/20/2015) [-]
>real depression
>Rich people can't suffer from depression
Good lord guy.
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#39 - lolollo (08/20/2015) [-]
Where did he say rich people didn't suffer from depression?

Where, without the assumption he said it through his comment on the silver spoon.
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#40 - Lainge (08/20/2015) [-]
I have honestly never once heard someone being called something in reference to a silver spoon without it meaning wealth.
I think you're pulling this one out of your ass m80.
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#41 - lolollo (08/20/2015) [-]
I thought not.

You're assuming it, yet I'm the one pulling it from my ass. Read his comment again. Theres nothing on whether certain demographics can't experience depression. His point was at how it must be that these edgy fuckers are able to assume that the sad feelings they get are all the negativity they feel, compared to clinical depression.

You've now hears the phrase "silver spoon" not I reference to wealth. Welcome to linguistics, where shit changes and evolves every day.

So you can either admit that what you said was presumptive, and entirely irrelevant, or you can keep parading around as though your irrelevant point has any sort of weight on what's being discussed.

Your choice.
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#42 - Lainge (08/20/2015) [-]
That's all very well and good "language evolves" and whatever you want to prattle on about.
But all you're doing is talking for him anyway.
I've never heard the expression used that way and you've given no reoccurring examples of it being used as such.
So maybe get off of your high horse speaking for somebody else and admit you have no idea what you're talking about.

He's very welcome to come back and clear up the misconception, but you certainly shouldn't be speaking for somebody else.
#43 - lolollo (08/20/2015) [-]
Except your argument amounts to the same amount of presumptive bullshit you swear my argument is based on. I don't give a shit if you've never heard the phrase used differently, that doesn't magically make it impossible. That leads to zero logical reasoning for why his comment suddenly makes no contextual sense. You've just heard it used a different way here, but you're going to discredit it because "ain't heard it before!" So, what? The first time you hear anything new, you have to discredit its validity because you won't have heard it anywhere else? Lord knows how you're using the word "literally" or "gay" or "fag".

At this point, you dont just have your head up your ass. You're actively, intentionally trying to stick it up there as youre speaking just to try and preserve some semblance that your original comment wasn't retarded as fuck.
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#44 - Lainge (08/20/2015) [-]
I could call someone a darn swell guy and you could say I was calling him a motherfucking cunt of a jackass, oh my you tell me I've never heard that phrase being used in that way? Too bad you tell me because, based entirely on what you're telling me and no given evidence seriously you have given no evidence to back up what you're saying to support yourself, but I'm supposed to believe you?
No sir I will not.
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#45 - lolollo (08/20/2015) [-]
I would also be able to use context clues to be able to see if you were being sarcastic or not you know, those things they taught you in 3rd grade? . For example, from the context clues of the original comment...oh, wait...I already said this part.

>>#41

Thank god you're actually reading, and comprehending these comments, otherwise I'd have to repeat myself.
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#30 - platinumaltaria (08/20/2015) [-]
I bet it tastes like dick...
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