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Date Signed Up:1/24/2011
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Music is badass. I play guitar, bass, harmonica and I sing. I'm in a thrash metal band. Gaming is good. As are texting and movies from the 80s 90s and early 2000s. Trolls however, are bad, but troll logic is entertaining. That's all you're getting.

latest user's comments

#297 - Oh really? I've been blackout drunk multiple times and never h… 06/11/2015 on I have no remorse +2
#239 - There are so many ******* idiots in the comments defend…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2015 on I have no remorse +5
#251 - llmazell (06/11/2015) [-]
knock his ass out. lol thats what i would do, a true friend. he'll wake up with a bruise on his face but hey at least his record is clean.
#247 - John Cena (06/11/2015) [-]
I hope you get blackout drunk one day and try to drive home.

Rather than a "friend" taking your keys away from you and not allowing you to drive in the first place, I hope you have a shitlord friend like OP who just says okay byebye time for me to guarantee you a DUI.

People do stupid shit when drunk, friends are supposed to have your back and help you not let you leave to possibly ruin your life then personally guarantee your life is ruined.

People like you need to get karmad to lose the judging hat.
#297 - shredmaster (06/11/2015) [-]
Oh really? I've been blackout drunk multiple times and never have I considered driving. Wanna know why? Because I'm not an irresponsible sack of shit.

Grow the fuck up. Alcohol doesn't magically make you into a new person. If you're stupid enough to drive drunk, then that's the kind of person you are. Someone's never been drunk before or blames every single one of his faults on alcohol like a child.
#237 - Honestly if you drive drunk you're obviously a selfish piece o… 06/11/2015 on I have no remorse +1
#64 - This looks like something you'd be sent on a quest for. Go kil…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2015 on Birds Are So Metal +16
User avatar #230 - lammergeier (06/14/2015) [-]
You rang?
#126 - Dunno about anyone else here, but if my ex got my dogs put dow… 05/29/2015 on Bad Breakups +16
#1336 - I play guitar. 05/19/2015 on Origin of your username? 0
#53 - Agree and disagree. It's always the fault of the aggressor, bu… 05/19/2015 on (untitled) +3
#105 - "I ACTIVATE THIS" "WELL I ACTIVATE THIS!" …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2015 on Bitch i might be +20
User avatar #161 - croabadrake (05/15/2015) [-]
There was even one series of cards entirely based around having that conversation pretty much with just yourself.
#43 - **** , I didn't even notice the other guy's name. 05/08/2015 on Dubstep +1
#40 - Pretty much this. People who respect "artists" that …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Dubstep +1
#42 - skeletorexplains (05/08/2015) [-]
This is weird, Having two shredders on two sides of the argument.
#43 - shredmaster (05/08/2015) [-]
Shit, I didn't even notice the other guy's name.


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User avatar #1 - cryingchicken ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
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