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#20 - This one guy tweeted, "I just spent $60 on a fight anyone…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2015 on Aldo vs McGregor full fight +120
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#104 - CAPSEDDIE (12/14/2015) [-]
No he paid 60 dollars for a two hour long card that had 5 fights on it, including the fight for the middleweight title which also changed hands
#101 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
people used to say that about every rousey fight
#2 - Let me give this a try. If they're irrationally scare… 12/13/2015 on *hits blunt* 0
#53 - Would love to see an animated Steve Irwin tackle the alligator… 12/13/2015 on just a normal day +2
#48 - One more since I forgot to log in. 12/13/2015 on He ate her parents +20
#39 - Source is Fanboys: 11/21/2015 on motivation +51
#21 - "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!?" 07/20/2015 on GIVE HIM HIS DAMN PCITURES... +3
#22 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2015 on Hold me +3
#29 - stupidpiglets (07/20/2015) [-]
but he gave him a reply meaning he did notice him
#51 - "Child cuts off his father's hand"  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2015 on Child cuts off his fathers... +1
#66 - huntergriff (07/19/2015) [-]
#33 - All of the state flags for reference...  [+] (76 new replies) 07/18/2015 on Distinguishing Traits +131
#344 - dasbrot (08/13/2015) [-]
state names for further reference
#339 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
Colorado I've always thought our flag was pretty straight forward it's just a big lazy C lol which means you can put it on other pictures and still recognize it.

I like California's too because it's a giant bear and if for some reason you couldn't remember that it just says "California" on it with bold letters lol.
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#298 - buttlumps (07/19/2015) [-]
The california flag cuts off so it just says fornia, Fuck yeah my favorite state! fornia! next to exas and awaii!
#245 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
aww yeah maryland is shown
#236 - rocketpropelledtit (07/19/2015) [-]
You probably helped a bunch of Euro FunnyJunkers get the joke more, good job mate!
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#213 - butterduck (07/19/2015) [-]
MA 's pretty noticeable. a big ass white flag with a indian
#210 - seniorawesomesauce (07/19/2015) [-]
"The seal of the state of washington 6881"
#178 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
i dont know why, but ive always thought Colorado's flag looks like it should be the logo for a gas station or something
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#92 - manza (07/18/2015) [-]
Why do some of our flags have weird designs and letters on them? Why can't we just have like a design with colors and stripes, etc. Flags like Arizona, Texas, California, are a lot better imo. : |
#90 - drl (07/18/2015) [-]
ohio is the only flag in the united states with this design

this is because ohio is the best state with reasonable wages low cost of living and the biggest concentration of factories in the eastern united states including the worlds biggest ketchup factory
the worlds biggest battery factory
just in my city alone

also we have americas biggest water park and tallest fastest longest roller coasters in the world

eat shit Michigan
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#314 - chucknorrisisreal (07/19/2015) [-]
Fuck you, there's a reason why Ohio is called the "last resort state".
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#327 - drl (07/19/2015) [-]
its actually called the second chance state
#309 - saltyfries (07/19/2015) [-]
bruh, Wisconsin is home to the World's Largest Water Park in Noah's Ark, and the tallest roller coaster in the world is Kingda Ka in New Jersey. You may have the longest wooden coaster in the Beast, but Steel Dragon 2000 is the longest steel and longest coaster in the world.
#300 - friedgreenpomatoes (07/19/2015) [-]
>ohio
>not total shit
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#301 - drl (07/19/2015) [-]
we are economically prosperous and have a low cost of living as well as our own healthcare system to take care of people who make then then 20 thousand a year which is easy because we have a low cost of living
a decent house here is around 20-40k
decent schools and some of the top community colleges in the nation
job opportunities everywhere
plus we have a lake and a theme park with some of the fastest roller coasters on the planet along with the biggest water park in the nation

how are we exactly failing when we have a constant reminder next door of how not to run a state
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#313 - friedgreenpomatoes (07/19/2015) [-]
Well, sure, at least you're not Michigan, but that's not saying much.
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#272 - chiefwahoo (07/19/2015) [-]
Fuck Michigan
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#234 - lightninghedgehog (07/19/2015) [-]
i lived in ohio for 10 years.....and you think it's the best place to live?

HA!
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#222 - thesecretbear (07/19/2015) [-]
From what i hear from my friends there, the education system is total shit.
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#294 - retentions (07/19/2015) [-]
public schooling in ohio is total shit
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#225 - drl (07/19/2015) [-]
our community colleges are within the top percentage of community colleges in the nation including bd which has a engendering program within the top 10 in the united states
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#267 - thesecretbear (07/19/2015) [-]
Huh, got some friends who went to school in hilliard in the columbus area that i met through another friend, and the way I hear it is that the public schooling, at least there sucks. Friend who moved to Ohio could sit there doing practically nothing, helping other students with work, and ace all his classes.
Also heard that carrying a weapon there is completely legal, which personally makes me worried to ever go there.

I could be bias, but i'm just going by what i hear from friends who live there and one who moved there for a couple years.
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#269 - drl (07/19/2015) [-]
you are mixing up public schools and inner city schools
and it is legal if you get the proper permit
#212 - aerosol (07/19/2015) [-]
Does the name of the city you live in happen to start with an 'F'?
#265 - shiphotel (07/19/2015) [-]
and is the second letter an r.
preemptive response google
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#277 - aerosol (07/19/2015) [-]
The one I'm thinking of does.
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#221 - drl (07/19/2015) [-]
ARE YOU A WIZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#224 - aerosol (07/19/2015) [-]
You don't happen to drive a black VW beetle, do you?
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#226 - drl (07/19/2015) [-]
HA i dont drive
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#230 - aerosol (07/19/2015) [-]
The factories were a dead giveaway
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#228 - aerosol (07/19/2015) [-]
That would have been a pretty crazy coincidence. I know what city you live in though.
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#231 - drl (07/19/2015) [-]
you will never find me though
#235 - aerosol (07/19/2015) [-]
good
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#242 - drl (07/19/2015) [-]
but i will find you eric
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#275 - aerosol (07/19/2015) [-]
waaaaaaaaaaay off
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#283 - drl (07/19/2015) [-]
i meant to say john
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#284 - aerosol (07/19/2015) [-]
To this day, I've only heard of one person who has the same name as me. I guess it's not a normal name.
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#285 - drl (07/19/2015) [-]
jeremiah
#287 - justtocomment (07/19/2015) [-]
Oi, fuckshit, what're you bringing my name up for?
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#289 - drl (07/19/2015) [-]
thats my name fuckdick
#295 - justtocomment (07/19/2015) [-]
Well, dickshit, keep it to yourself.
#286 - aerosol (07/19/2015) [-]
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#211 - failtolawl (07/19/2015) [-]
you say "eat shit michigan" like either of those two states are something other states strive to become.
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#195 - thelordofrepost (07/19/2015) [-]
Fuck you're red thumbs. Ohioans for life!
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#172 - mokomokoanimecat (07/19/2015) [-]
hehe it looks like a fish
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#170 - fuckingtrolls (07/19/2015) [-]
Except the weather is complete and total shite.
100 degrees in the summer and 0 in the winter
fuck ohio
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#326 - thelordofrepost (07/19/2015) [-]
Jealous fag confirmed. You just wish you had our glorious continental climate.
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#216 - EisAlder (07/19/2015) [-]
From northeast Ohio. Can confirm for bullshit
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#151 - TigerShark (07/19/2015) [-]
I'm 100 percent sure that New Jersey has the tallest roller coaster in the world Kingda ka... it's fucking awesome and Ferrari world in Italy has the fastest one in the world.

how much crack are you smoking up there in ohio?
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#223 - drl (07/19/2015) [-]
we have the world record to prove it
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#239 - TigerShark (07/19/2015) [-]
google tallest roller coaster and then get back to me
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#166 - hurleyy (07/19/2015) [-]
Youre right about it being the tallest and fastest in the US but Nitro is simply a better ride
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#175 - TigerShark (07/19/2015) [-]
I completely agree. Nitro is my all time favorite roller coaster, and I cant wait til i can ride it again.

But, Kingda Ka is in a completely different league not better, just different The rush from that ride is incomparable to anything else I've experienced.
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#181 - hurleyy (07/19/2015) [-]
I like Kingda Ka plenty but after a few times it get old. Its to short and its so fast you almost cant tell if its going up or down. Im with you though nitro is a brilliant ride, ive been on many coasters and nothing can compare to that first drop
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#185 - TigerShark (07/19/2015) [-]
I've only ridden Kingda Ka 3 times Thank god for the fast pass , and that was in 2008 shit i feel old...

It was a rush each time, so i guess i haven't ridden it enough for it to get old.

However, I only got to ride Nitro once and that experience has stuck with me more than all 3 rides of kingda ka combined.
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#190 - hurleyy (07/19/2015) [-]
when i was younger my dad would get gold passes that let us skip to the front of the line no matter the time he knew somebody who worked for coca cola so ive been on every ride countless times. But yeah i guess 3 times would make it still fun
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#121 - ayumu (07/19/2015) [-]
pretty sure not having a rectangle flag means you're special ed
it's a science fact for true real
#137 - unclaimedusername (07/19/2015) [-]
Tell it to the Gurkhas
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#138 - ayumu (07/19/2015) [-]
gurkhas
you're special ed
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#141 - unclaimedusername (07/19/2015) [-]
Are you implying that calling the Gurkhas Nepalese is special ed worthy, that the Gurkhas are special ed, or are you just salty that someone disagreed with you?
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#142 - ayumu (07/19/2015) [-]
I'm not salty at all, i just told it to the gurkhas because you told me to
it was supposed to be shitty joke
#143 - unclaimedusername (07/19/2015) [-]
Maybe I am special ed
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#145 - ayumu (07/19/2015) [-]
Idk man it was pretty bad joke, i think you're good to go
#200 - landcucumber (07/19/2015) [-]
no! It was a great Joke! made me laugh a little
#85 - AnomynousUser (07/18/2015) [-]
I like how (going from north east to the south and west), everyone's like "Yeah, let's make this shit complicated as hell with people and shit!"
Then Tennessee's like "Yeah... let's just stick to the American colors and put, I don't know, 3 stars in the middle? That seems fine."
#307 - roddor (07/19/2015) [-]
Hell yeah TN
Swell with good music and being the least racist southern state
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#321 - AnomynousUser (07/19/2015) [-]
I wouldn't go as far as to call country "good" but ok.
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#322 - roddor (07/19/2015) [-]
"Tennessee has played a critical role in the development of many forms of American popular music, including rock and roll, blues, country, and rockabilly. Beale Street in Memphis is considered by many to be the birthplace of the blues, with musicians such as W.C. Handy performing in its clubs as early as 1909. Memphis is also home to Sun Records, where musicians such as Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, Carl Perkins, Jerry Lee Lewis, Roy Orbison, and Charlie Rich began their recording careers, and where rock and roll took shape in the 1950s. Three brick-and-mortar museums recognize Tennessee's role in nurturing various forms of popular music: the Memphis Rock N' Soul Museum, the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum in Nashville, and the International Rock-A-Billy Museum in Jackson. Moreover, the Rockabilly Hall of Fame, an online site recognizing the development of rockabilly in which Tennessee played a crucial role, is based in Nashville."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennessee
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#82 - clamweb (07/18/2015) [-]
California and Arizona are by far the most distinct .
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#127 - newfeliperuiz (07/19/2015) [-]
Arizona mentioned, die of heat stroke
#152 - TigerShark (07/19/2015) [-]
Have you been hoping for these damn flash floods to show up like I have?

All the weather channels have been talking about is heavy rain this weekend, and all we've gotten is some sprinkles.


I need some damn rain to revive me from my heat stroke...
#89 - mattymc (07/18/2015) [-]
And theres washington with George Washington on it (thats a nice easy one to find
Colorado looking like the Chicago Cubs logo
i do love ho arizona is half blue/half Imperial Japanese Navy
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#61 - wotterpatch (07/18/2015) [-]
The yellow on the new jersey flag isn't even remotely bright enough
#58 - lexoheight (07/18/2015) [-]
Ohio ain't having any of your rectangular bullshit
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#78 - dangler (07/18/2015) [-]
Yeah yeah, and it's THE Ohio State University. We get it. That doesn't mean Cleveland doesn't exist.
#79 - lexoheight (07/18/2015) [-]
I like Cleveland. Sure there are some shitty parts, but it's a pretty cool city overall. Nobody judges New York on its shitty areas
#50 - Picture 07/18/2015 on Stuble +19