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#17071 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
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#17172 to #17071 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Make it so that they are a vegetable version of helen keller that can't feel   
   
They go their whole lives without knowing what holo looks like, sounds like, feels like, nothing, they don't even know she's there   
That sounds worse than death
Make it so that they are a vegetable version of helen keller that can't feel

They go their whole lives without knowing what holo looks like, sounds like, feels like, nothing, they don't even know she's there
That sounds worse than death
#17173 to #17172 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Can't forget the part where it reads their mind to find out their largest fear, and projects it into the VR machine.

Oh, and I decided the VR machine will have multiple parts, that correspond to what is going on in the VR. Like if you shake hands with her, a machine that is replicating a realistic-feeling hand shows up. Or if you pet them, it replicates that.

Most advanced piece of machinery ever.
#17174 to #17173 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Seriously start coming up with that technology already, i need something like that    
   
Don't worry i'll use a girl that's on the okay list
Seriously start coming up with that technology already, i need something like that

Don't worry i'll use a girl that's on the okay list
#17175 to #17174 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Maybe.

I wonder how much I will make. I mean, it would take trillions to research and create it.
#17176 to #17175 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
I don't think you'd be able to get trillions, and i doubt it would cost trillions    
   
More like 800 billion   
Oh i know let's make a maid cafe to raise money!
I don't think you'd be able to get trillions, and i doubt it would cost trillions

More like 800 billion
Oh i know let's make a maid cafe to raise money!
#17177 to #17176 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm in.

I'm not one of the maids, though.


And also, goodnight.
#17178 to #17177 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
I'll be the maid then

And goodnight
#17152 to #17071 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Wait...there's hacking in this game?
Wait...there's hacking in this game?
#17153 to #17152 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but while I do want this game quite a bit, there just isn't much to do outside of hacking, where as with AC4 I get to have a lot more fun and variation roaming the seas blowing **** up.
#17154 to #17153 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
You know what i think WD needs, different ways to hack, or more difficult ways to hack. Maybe then it'd be a little more varied in gameplay
#17155 to #17154 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
and now you see my point.
#17156 to #17155 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
I have a love/hate thing with ubisoft

Sometimes they make great games
Other times...not so much
#17157 to #17156 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Then you add in my usual fangirlism.
#17158 to #17157 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
I think they've done a really good job at the Tom Clancy games
#17159 to #17158 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
yeah, those were k.
#17160 to #17159 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
What's with ubisoft making all these arcade games and publishing all these games lately, every where i see ubisoft either publishing a game or developed it
What's with ubisoft making all these arcade games and publishing all these games lately, every where i see ubisoft either publishing a game or developed it
#17161 to #17160 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I dunno
But I just realized if that VR idea I have comes to light


I will basically have made a ground-breaking, record-breaking, never-before-done concept that has only been dreamed of by people for centuries


Only to keep it all to myself.
#17162 to #17161 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Or what you could do

Make a VR where people can have them date anyone they want
BUT, no one can us holo
If they even so much as try to use something that looks like her, the VR detects it and fries their brain like in SAO, so not only are you a billionaire, but you are still the only one who has holo
#17163 to #17162 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I could
but I would make the limitations so strict EVERYONE gets killed.
#17164 to #17163 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
What do you mean? Technology would advance enough that i'm sure you could make something that recognizes only holo, or recolors of holo
#17165 to #17164 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Eh.
True
I would restrict multiple people, though
Holo would be punished by death, though.

Kurisu, Phino, Shiina. They are in the next tier. Punished by a simple game-breaking bug that makes their person hate them.
Haqua, Shino, and Karen are the same thing only less severe
The we got Louise. Not sure about what she would do.
#17166 to #17165 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Have Louise always be a bitch, i mean mega super bitch tier like Kirino, and obviously not like them    
   
Or you know, she uses her magic to turn them into a wet sponge or something
Have Louise always be a bitch, i mean mega super bitch tier like Kirino, and obviously not like them

Or you know, she uses her magic to turn them into a wet sponge or something
#17167 to #17166 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Nah, people would be all "Aw, Louise u so funny" if I went with the second one.
#17168 to #17167 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
You know wet sponges don't have brains, i meant they literally become a sponge, so they wouldn't exactly be able to do anything but sit there for eternity, mopping up their own tears
You know wet sponges don't have brains, i meant they literally become a sponge, so they wouldn't exactly be able to do anything but sit there for eternity, mopping up their own tears
#17169 to #17168 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Nah, that would be holo-tier.
So you know. too violent.
#17170 to #17169 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
I have no idea what louise could do

Then again the only people who want to live with her are super into punishment so i don't know if anything would work

Oh i know make her like really sweet and shy
They'd be like "NO C'MON WHIP ME OR SOMETHING THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED LET ME OUT" And have it so it can't be removed
#17171 to #17170 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
That reminds me, Tsumiki is on the list of hate as well.


Holo is so sacred they don't even deserve to have the ability to see her.
#17132 to #17071 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Either way, you should look into it more, even if i have to buy it for you
#17133 to #17132 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
But my money is reserved for another game.
#17134 to #17133 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Is it a game you'll probably play once and never really touch it again?
Is it a game you'll probably play once and never really touch it again?
#17135 to #17134 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
>Implying that would happen to Assassin's Creed 4
#17136 to #17135 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Didn't that happen to you with AC3?
#17137 to #17136 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Eh?
I played that multiple times.
Besides, AC4 is much much much much larger, actually has useful hunting, underwater areas to explore, and all this other stuff.
So you know.
#17138 to #17137 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Yeah but you said the exact same things about AC3, and later on you told me it wasn't that great. I mean i was pretty hyped for AC3 after i heard everything about it, but it was just sort of eh for me.
Yeah but you said the exact same things about AC3, and later on you told me it wasn't that great. I mean i was pretty hyped for AC3 after i heard everything about it, but it was just sort of eh for me.
#17139 to #17138 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Hardly any gameplay was made for AC3.
I've actually seen enough of AC4 to make assumptions.
#17140 to #17139 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
I suppose it does look a lot more open
I suppose it does look a lot more open
#17141 to #17140 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
no loading times bitches
#17142 to #17141 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Woah really? Good, i hated going back and forth waiting in the other AC games
#17143 to #17142 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Even getting on and off the ships is loading-less
Same with boarding ships
And docking (lel)
#17144 to #17143 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Thanks for reminding me that docking is a real thing    
   
And i dunno i'm kind of torn between watch dogs and AC4
Thanks for reminding me that docking is a real thing

And i dunno i'm kind of torn between watch dogs and AC4
#17145 to #17144 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Delays.
More than enough time for Watch Dogs money to be earned.
#17146 to #17145 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Hm, ignoring your fangirlism for AC4, which one would you think is better?
Hm, ignoring your fangirlism for AC4, which one would you think is better?
#17147 to #17146 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Well, personally, I find pillaging ships, ******* bitches, and assassinating people while harpooning blue whales and great whites on the side, and creating armor and weapon slots out of hides I find on various animals located throughout the world, and going into lost ruins I arrived at after following a treasure map, to get some blueprints to upgrade my ship so I can go and take on more powerful ships and adding more people to my fleet a bit more interesting than "Go here, hack this, shoot this guy, run away from cops."
#17148 to #17147 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Gee there is no bias in that opinion at all
#17149 to #17148 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
That was without using my fangirlism.

I legitimately find pirates more interesting than a rogue hacker.
#17150 to #17149 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Still though there's got to be more to watch dogs than "press x to hack"...right?
#17151 to #17150 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Well
You can buy stuff
and hack stuff
and take over areas
by hacking
and you can invade people
to hack them
oh, but you can go on police chases
And escape by hacking

Everything you do involves hacking.
#17112 to #17071 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Name the last modern day shooter you've played, if any
#17113 to #17112 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Counter-Strike Global Offensive'
#17114 to #17113 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
And what did you think of it?
And what did you think of it?
#17115 to #17114 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I enjoyed it, but you know. CS is one of the first shooters I played, so I have an attachment to it.
Plus, modded gamemodes.

I do plan to get ARMA 3, though.
I heard it was pretty good, and I enjoyed ARMA 2, even if just due to DayZ.
#17116 to #17115 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
So you liked those modern day shooters, why not any others?
#17117 to #17116 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Personal reasons for CS, as I said
ARMA because of DayZ, and the fact it is basically a hardcore realistic military simulator, which is an original concept in its own right, for the most part.
#17118 to #17117 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Still though that means you don't hate a game just for it's setting

Operation Flashpoint is just as hard and realistic
#17119 to #17118 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I never said I'd hate it for the setting.
I said I would have higher standards before becoming all that interested.
#17120 to #17119 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
I dunno i feel like if you actually played battlefield you'd like it    
I mean you can take down a skyscraper in the middle of the map and parachute off of it, you'd have to be crazy not to like that
I dunno i feel like if you actually played battlefield you'd like it
I mean you can take down a skyscraper in the middle of the map and parachute off of it, you'd have to be crazy not to like that
User avatar #17121 to #17120 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=5zTdSPJoeNc#t=8
Fine, this did make me want to play it.
This guy has recently got my attention.
#17122 to #17121 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Ah yes, battlefield moments have in every single match i play. Either something really cool or really funny happen in every game, especially if you get a good squad.
Ah yes, battlefield moments have in every single match i play. Either something really cool or really funny happen in every game, especially if you get a good squad.
#17123 to #17122 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I play alone, so that is automatically ****** .
#17124 to #17123 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Well not if i played with you, and i have done some pretty awesome things without communicating to teammates, and you can do some awesome things lone wolfing it too
Well not if i played with you, and i have done some pretty awesome things without communicating to teammates, and you can do some awesome things lone wolfing it too
#17125 to #17124 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Besides, I played that beta
That beta sucked.
#17126 to #17125 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Yeah the beta did suck
First off, doesn't look good cause, well, it's a beta, textures were turned down. Not enough players, the next gen can support 64 players. There were no guns or attatchments available. Buggy obviously, BF3 beta was just like it but they fixed everything soon after. One map as well, so it got boring after playing for a long time.
#17127 to #17126 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I WAS talking about the BF3 beta
That turned me away completely.
#17128 to #17127 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
You should have tried the BF4 beta. Well like i said all of those applied to the BF3 beta anyways. Rush was the worst game mode to play operation metro on, and probably the worst map in the game.
#17129 to #17128 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Plus, you know.
considering I think I was in my Chivalry streak in that time period, I basically became Gavin.
#17130 to #17129 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Exactly so unfair judgement    
   
Besides there has never been a good beta for a game anyways, they are mainly used for testing servers
Exactly so unfair judgement

Besides there has never been a good beta for a game anyways, they are mainly used for testing servers
#17131 to #17130 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Either way.
#17092 to #17071 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Yeah i know, it's the controller that i'm interested    
   
The problem is making a controller work for PC games, ones that have no controller support. If their controller will correctly portray a mouse and keyboard, or at least come close enough to me, it'll work for me.
Yeah i know, it's the controller that i'm interested

The problem is making a controller work for PC games, ones that have no controller support. If their controller will correctly portray a mouse and keyboard, or at least come close enough to me, it'll work for me.
#17093 to #17092 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Shame that you are getting a One, though.

Ian is getting a One as well

Now I gotta like
Make my own friends on PSN
#17094 to #17093 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
You don't really have a lot of multiplayer games on console though.

But don't worry your pretty little head, i plan to get both so it doesn't really matter
#17095 to #17094 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Right.

Still. It is coming with a headset.
Gotta find a way to sort of...

"Lose" it.
#17096 to #17095 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Go ahead and just get rid of it, i don't really care if you talk anymore, i think it'd be kind of fun playing with silent you if we ever actually end up playing anything together
#17098 to #17097 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
You should really get Battlefield
You should really get Battlefield
#17099 to #17098 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
But
Realistic first person generic shooters
#17100 to #17099 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
It's far from realistic, it's still just a fun arcade shooter, and you can majorly **** around in it that's what i like doing, i never play it seriously.
#17101 to #17100 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Still, too...

Generic.
I don't like modern day shooters.
#17102 to #17101 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
But if you don't play them, then how can you call it generic? You have nothing to compare it to that you've played.
#17103 to #17102 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Give me 3 ways it is not generic, and make it interesting compared to other games I have.
#17104 to #17103 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Tell me how any open world RPG's are different from each other
#17105 to #17104 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Depends.
Some are pvp only
Some are pve
some are meant for friends
some are like Elder Scrolls online
some are shooters
some are task managers
some are real time strategy
some are button clicking
#17106 to #17105 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm not talking on PC i mean on consoles, since it really doesn't matter to me what you play on PC

And you've played some pretty generic shooters before, crysis is, halo is/was, you liked both of those i think
#17107 to #17106 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Crysis had the Nanasuit.
Allowing for mutliple variations on how you take on a specific setting
You could sneak by everyone, take them out in a guns blazing rampage, or take a different path all together.
And guess what


Neither of those are current day, which is what I said I hated.
So either way you look at it you are wrong.
And at least halo has some interesting weapons.
#17108 to #17107 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Halo and crysis are still strong today though, that's pretty current    
And i dunno i think it's pretty silly to just claim a game is generic an bad if you really haven't played one of them yet.    
   
Also the world is unfair, the most views a shooptube video has is 600    
While a retarded spanish video project i made has 14K views now on youtube
Halo and crysis are still strong today though, that's pretty current
And i dunno i think it's pretty silly to just claim a game is generic an bad if you really haven't played one of them yet.

Also the world is unfair, the most views a shooptube video has is 600
While a retarded spanish video project i made has 14K views now on youtube
#17109 to #17108 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I mean the setting of the game, dumbass.


And hah.
#17110 to #17109 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
You seriously don't want to play a game cause of the setting?
#17111 to #17110 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
That's kind of what defines a game.
A game set in medieval periods, or fantasy settings is more appealing to me than a modern day shooter.
#17072 to #17071 - shooptube (10/22/2013) [-]
I haven't played dark souls in a really long time, i really need to go back to playing it, i never really finished it
#17073 to #17072 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
So, how are you?
#17074 to #17073 - shooptube (10/22/2013) [-]
Really good today, just feels like a good day somehow

You?
#17075 to #17074 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
Well, Zeke was supposed to get internet on his pc today, but turns out the company is running a day late, so a bit pissed off. Been about 5 months since I've played anything with him.
#17076 to #17075 - shooptube (10/22/2013) [-]
Ah, that sucks, explains why you've been talking to me a lot lately i think
Ah, that sucks, explains why you've been talking to me a lot lately i think
#17077 to #17076 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
Or, you know
I actually enjoy talking to you.
I would invite you to play Warframe, or terraria, or something with us.
Him and Xbl are getting along well, so we were all gonna play terraria together, possibly.

But since you don't exactly like him, I suppose terraria is a no. And Xbl can't play warframe, and you don't enjoy PC games.

Not much to really do.
#17078 to #17077 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Oh, good to know then

I just don't want anymore internet friends, not my fault most people i meet on the internet come into conflict with me
#17079 to #17078 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Internet friends are all I have had for like... 9 years or something
Not my fault I figured everyone enjoys them as much as I do.
#17080 to #17079 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
I like talking to people way more than typing, and a lot of the people i've met are either always depressed, or just have nothing to say, or just lack the fun-ness to talk Lastly my humor doesn't really work over the internet, so if i don't really have much in common with someone else, just talking doesn't really work out.

I've really only been able to get along with you, don't know why.
#17081 to #17080 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
yet, I am all of those things.
#17082 to #17081 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
No, i rarely see you depressed nowadays, we talk for like up to 10 hours sometimes, we have a lot more in common than you think, and you're fun.
No, i rarely see you depressed nowadays, we talk for like up to 10 hours sometimes, we have a lot more in common than you think, and you're fun.
#17083 to #17082 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Hey, you finally admit to me being depressed.
#17084 to #17083 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
you mean, admit that you aren't depressed? Or are you?
you mean, admit that you aren't depressed? Or are you?
#17085 to #17084 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Back then you were in denial about me being depressed for some reason.
Now you finally admit that I used to be depressed.
#17086 to #17085 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Didn't i make you depressed or something though? I figured hey now that we were over you'd be happier
#17087 to #17086 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I was already mentally unstable, and I was already depressed.

Along with it being my first relationship, things didn't go well
And you expected a lot from me
Sort of tends to drive a person a bit insane.

So you know, I suppose you didn't exactly help.
#17088 to #17087 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
Heh, back then i thought you wanted ME to change. Like getting into PC gaming, i mainly did it because i though that was what you wanted, along with other things.

And you thought i wanted YOU to change or something.

I guess we both shoulda just stayed ourselves huh
#17089 to #17088 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm not even a pc gamer, honestly.

I just wanted you to play on pc because the only multiplayer games I have on on Pc.
#17090 to #17089 - shooptube (10/23/2013) [-]
And the only multiplayer games i had were on xbox, and i've been playing on it all my life, so it's nearly impossible for me to switch

Though i am keeping my eye on the steambox
#17091 to #17090 - sergeanttrixie ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
All it is is a pre-built pc with the Steam OS that you can hook up to your tv.
I would hardly call it a console, honestly.
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