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Date Signed Up:8/26/2010
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#127 - mrgoodlove (05/05/2013) [-]
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#648 - One day I will be the ******* like you. 04/09/2013 on Who wants the account "blaze"? 0
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#636 - craftycheesewiz (04/09/2013) [-]
Why are the names blue I haven;t been on in a while.
#647 - shmozai (04/09/2013) [-]
The darker your name, the longer you've had your FJ account for.
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#618 - tetasmoradas (04/09/2013) [-]
It will one day. :)
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#651 - castellandraco (04/09/2013) [-]
remember the old yellow funny junk, good times...
#648 - shmozai (04/09/2013) [-]
One day I will be the niggest like you.

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#390 - ishmari (01/28/2014) [-]
Hey, I still play RuneScape. Still holding on to your stuff?
#383 - ishmari (02/17/2013) [-]
Hey! Remember me?

I'd be willing to take the rest of your RSGP off of your hands. ;)
#384 to #383 - shmozai (02/17/2013) [-]
I'm broke though! :)
#385 to #384 - ishmari (02/17/2013) [-]
You're a liar though.
Just kidding. Seriously, you're loaded.
#386 to #385 - shmozai (02/17/2013) [-]
Lol last time I checked, I only have around 20M. I spent like 60M on you LOL.
#387 to #386 - ishmari (02/17/2013) [-]
Do you play?
#388 to #387 - shmozai (02/17/2013) [-]
Nope haha.
#389 to #388 - ishmari (02/18/2013) [-]
Well, I'd love to take it! I play all the time, and I don't plan on quitting anytime soon.
#377 - ironwall (01/05/2013) [-]
offer in gems on 25 spellbooks?
#378 to #377 - shmozai (01/05/2013) [-]
7 I guess.
#379 to #378 - ironwall (01/05/2013) [-]
7 raw per?
#380 to #379 - shmozai (01/05/2013) [-]
Nah I was being generous and giving you 7 cut gems for those 25 books.
#381 to #380 - ironwall (01/05/2013) [-]
That's not exactly generous lol
7 cut gems = only 63 raw
#382 to #381 - shmozai (01/05/2013) [-]
What about 10?
#376 - estevan (01/04/2013) [-]
Love the offer you sent, but maybe just send me a little bit more of waht you think is fair, new stuff would be awesome, old dc would be better :D like pony meat and pony semen
#370 - TheRetardedMule (01/01/2013) [-]
How many badges would you give me for my white wood
#371 to #370 - TheRetardedMule (01/01/2013) [-]
175 bits
#372 to #371 - shmozai (01/01/2013) [-]
I would say around 3 raw white wood for 1 badge.
#373 to #372 - TheRetardedMule (01/01/2013) [-]
okay send trade.

175/3 = 58 badges roughly?
#374 to #373 - shmozai (01/01/2013) [-]
I like to keep unique count, so I can only trade for 100 wood.
#375 to #374 - TheRetardedMule (01/01/2013) [-]
you owe me 3 badges you slut ;)
#359 - devold (12/14/2012) [-]

Loss: 1 "Jewelry Gambler".
2 fails
You get nothing. Why do you even play this game? You clearly are horrible at it.


No wins this time :S
#360 to #359 - shmozai (12/14/2012) [-]
How come there's no pic?
#361 to #360 - devold (12/14/2012) [-]
#362 to #361 - shmozai (12/14/2012) [-]
Alright thanks for trying.
#357 - ragingbrony (12/13/2012) [-]
Not sure what I'm gonna do with it, but thanks lol
#358 to #357 - shmozai (12/13/2012) [-]
Lol I just felt bad for you for posting that picture of your foot, and I got 3 so I just gave one to you.
#351 - Fifteenfan (11/13/2012) [-]
What are you looking for for the ********* survivor item?
#352 to #351 - shmozai (11/13/2012) [-]
The items I'm currently collecting are:
1) Badges
2) Tokens
3) Gems
Idk how much a ********* Survivor costs since no one trades them.
#353 to #352 - Fifteenfan (11/13/2012) [-]
It's the same way with the candy items, I have no idea, I'm accepting most of them though since they came in bulk. Anyway, I'll send an offer.
#354 to #353 - shmozai (11/13/2012) [-]
Thanks bro.
#355 to #354 - Fifteenfan (11/13/2012) [-]
No problem :)
#342 - martydoom (11/10/2012) [-]
Thanks alot :) I really needed that sword :)
#343 to #342 - shmozai (11/10/2012) [-]
Haha no problem. I had 3.
#344 to #343 - martydoom (11/10/2012) [-]
You do realize they are worth quite a lot? :S
I think you could get more than a Launcher for one...
#345 to #344 - shmozai (11/10/2012) [-]
They are? I took a break from collecting items, so idk the prices anymore. Are Launchers
not worth much anymore? And are you willing to trade me something else along with
the launcher to make it equal?
#346 to #345 - martydoom (11/10/2012) [-]
Yeah sure, anything specific you want?
#347 to #346 - shmozai (11/10/2012) [-]
Is your crossbow for sale?
#348 to #347 - martydoom (11/10/2012) [-]
I'd rather not, only have two of that one :(
How about a slender/spenderman/mon, pony parts, some imp?
#350 to #348 - shmozai (11/10/2012) [-]
Thanks bro!
#349 to #348 - shmozai (11/10/2012) [-]
Sure.
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#340 to #339 - shmozai (11/10/2012) [-]
FUUUUUUU Hahaha. I'm probably better off just selling these tokens. Thanks for being
a huge help to the community though.
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