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    shitmybfsays

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    #2 - >parents bitch at me to move out of their house every day s… 11/30/2011 on No +1
    #502 - yeah im always this awesome 11/28/2011 on Lets play a game. +4
    #14 - use logic. i live in NC, i dont have the brightest customers  [+] (1 reply) 11/28/2011 on Why i hate people at my work 0
    User avatar
    #16 - gelind (11/28/2011) [-]
    I work in a pharmacy at the front counter. We just recently upgraded got some fancy touch screen computers credit card machines etc. Every fuckin day i work:
    Me: Sign here please (point at white box to sign in)
    (they then precede to try and sign above the box where it says "you are picking up *prescription number* i then correct them
    5 mins later they finally manage to sign then they press clear
    repeat till they press Ok about 20mins later its at the end and they go to pay with a credit card repeat above till they manage to sign for the sale
    >.>
    #494 - ************** rolled a random image**  [+] (1 reply) 11/28/2011 on Lets play a game. +1
    #502 - shitmybfsays (11/28/2011) [-]
    yeah im always this awesome
    #12 - lol ikr today i had a lady bring back an empty bag of froze…  [+] (3 replies) 11/28/2011 on Why i hate people at my work 0
    #13 - brewtality (11/28/2011) [-]
    what do you do the other times?
    User avatar
    #14 - shitmybfsays (11/28/2011) [-]
    use logic. i live in NC, i dont have the brightest customers
    User avatar
    #16 - gelind (11/28/2011) [-]
    I work in a pharmacy at the front counter. We just recently upgraded got some fancy touch screen computers credit card machines etc. Every fuckin day i work:
    Me: Sign here please (point at white box to sign in)
    (they then precede to try and sign above the box where it says "you are picking up *prescription number* i then correct them
    5 mins later they finally manage to sign then they press clear
    repeat till they press Ok about 20mins later its at the end and they go to pay with a credit card repeat above till they manage to sign for the sale
    >.>
    #10 - excuse my derp. and i work 32 hours a week, mostly customer…  [+] (5 replies) 11/28/2011 on Why i hate people at my work 0
    #11 - brewtality (11/28/2011) [-]
    you are a god.
    User avatar
    #12 - shitmybfsays (11/28/2011) [-]
    lol ikr
    today i had a lady bring back an empty bag of frozen broccoli. she says, "it has too much of the gross bottom part and not enough of the tree part. i was wondering if i could exchange it for another"
    nine out of ten times i sigh and give them whatever they want.
    #13 - brewtality (11/28/2011) [-]
    what do you do the other times?
    User avatar
    #14 - shitmybfsays (11/28/2011) [-]
    use logic. i live in NC, i dont have the brightest customers
    User avatar
    #16 - gelind (11/28/2011) [-]
    I work in a pharmacy at the front counter. We just recently upgraded got some fancy touch screen computers credit card machines etc. Every fuckin day i work:
    Me: Sign here please (point at white box to sign in)
    (they then precede to try and sign above the box where it says "you are picking up *prescription number* i then correct them
    5 mins later they finally manage to sign then they press clear
    repeat till they press Ok about 20mins later its at the end and they go to pay with a credit card repeat above till they manage to sign for the sale
    >.>
    #8 - i work at a grocery store and wanted to make something like th…  [+] (7 replies) 11/28/2011 on Why i hate people at my work 0
    #9 - brewtality (11/28/2011) [-]
    check the description ;)
    i dont work there much cause ya know... i hate it
    User avatar
    #10 - shitmybfsays (11/28/2011) [-]
    excuse my derp.
    and i work 32 hours a week, mostly customer service. dear god.
    #11 - brewtality (11/28/2011) [-]
    you are a god.
    User avatar
    #12 - shitmybfsays (11/28/2011) [-]
    lol ikr
    today i had a lady bring back an empty bag of frozen broccoli. she says, "it has too much of the gross bottom part and not enough of the tree part. i was wondering if i could exchange it for another"
    nine out of ten times i sigh and give them whatever they want.
    #13 - brewtality (11/28/2011) [-]
    what do you do the other times?
    User avatar
    #14 - shitmybfsays (11/28/2011) [-]
    use logic. i live in NC, i dont have the brightest customers
    User avatar
    #16 - gelind (11/28/2011) [-]
    I work in a pharmacy at the front counter. We just recently upgraded got some fancy touch screen computers credit card machines etc. Every fuckin day i work:
    Me: Sign here please (point at white box to sign in)
    (they then precede to try and sign above the box where it says "you are picking up *prescription number* i then correct them
    5 mins later they finally manage to sign then they press clear
    repeat till they press Ok about 20mins later its at the end and they go to pay with a credit card repeat above till they manage to sign for the sale
    >.>
    #153 - ************** rolled a random image** where my hand goes 11/28/2011 on Hand Position +10
    #495 - Canada?? I've bought it at an Earthfare here in NC. I like it.… 11/26/2011 on WANT 0
    #6 - ive... been... told.. i .. do this.. right.  [+] (1 reply) 11/25/2011 on Can't be that hard +1
    #36 - frksupertruse (11/25/2011) [-]
    So true. I never knew..
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