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shitmybfsays

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Gender: female
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:7/14/2011
Last Login:2/20/2012
Location:USA
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Level 201 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 202 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 148 Comments: Faptastic → Level 149 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:9
Content Views:8166
Times Content Favorited:735 times
Total Comments Made:126
FJ Points:10921

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    PDA :3 PDA :3
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    Everything is normal here Everything is normal here
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    nom nom nom nom

latest user's comments

#2 - >parents bitch at me to move out of their house every day s… 11/30/2011 on No +1
#502 - yeah im always this awesome 11/28/2011 on Lets play a game. +4
#14 - use logic. i live in NC, i dont have the brightest customers  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2011 on Why i hate people at my work 0
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#16 - gelind (11/28/2011) [-]
I work in a pharmacy at the front counter. We just recently upgraded got some fancy touch screen computers credit card machines etc. Every fuckin day i work:
Me: Sign here please (point at white box to sign in)
(they then precede to try and sign above the box where it says "you are picking up *prescription number* i then correct them
5 mins later they finally manage to sign then they press clear
repeat till they press Ok about 20mins later its at the end and they go to pay with a credit card repeat above till they manage to sign for the sale
>.>
#494 - ************** rolled a random image**  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2011 on Lets play a game. +1
#502 - shitmybfsays (11/28/2011) [-]
yeah im always this awesome
#12 - lol ikr today i had a lady bring back an empty bag of froze…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2011 on Why i hate people at my work 0
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#13 - brewtality (11/28/2011) [-]
what do you do the other times?
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#14 - shitmybfsays (11/28/2011) [-]
use logic. i live in NC, i dont have the brightest customers
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#16 - gelind (11/28/2011) [-]
I work in a pharmacy at the front counter. We just recently upgraded got some fancy touch screen computers credit card machines etc. Every fuckin day i work:
Me: Sign here please (point at white box to sign in)
(they then precede to try and sign above the box where it says "you are picking up *prescription number* i then correct them
5 mins later they finally manage to sign then they press clear
repeat till they press Ok about 20mins later its at the end and they go to pay with a credit card repeat above till they manage to sign for the sale
>.>
#10 - excuse my derp. and i work 32 hours a week, mostly customer…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/28/2011 on Why i hate people at my work 0
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#11 - brewtality (11/28/2011) [-]
you are a god.
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#12 - shitmybfsays (11/28/2011) [-]
lol ikr
today i had a lady bring back an empty bag of frozen broccoli. she says, "it has too much of the gross bottom part and not enough of the tree part. i was wondering if i could exchange it for another"
nine out of ten times i sigh and give them whatever they want.
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#13 - brewtality (11/28/2011) [-]
what do you do the other times?
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#14 - shitmybfsays (11/28/2011) [-]
use logic. i live in NC, i dont have the brightest customers
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#16 - gelind (11/28/2011) [-]
I work in a pharmacy at the front counter. We just recently upgraded got some fancy touch screen computers credit card machines etc. Every fuckin day i work:
Me: Sign here please (point at white box to sign in)
(they then precede to try and sign above the box where it says "you are picking up *prescription number* i then correct them
5 mins later they finally manage to sign then they press clear
repeat till they press Ok about 20mins later its at the end and they go to pay with a credit card repeat above till they manage to sign for the sale
>.>
#8 - i work at a grocery store and wanted to make something like th…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/28/2011 on Why i hate people at my work 0
#9 - brewtality (11/28/2011) [-]
check the description ;)
i dont work there much cause ya know... i hate it
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#10 - shitmybfsays (11/28/2011) [-]
excuse my derp.
and i work 32 hours a week, mostly customer service. dear god.
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#11 - brewtality (11/28/2011) [-]
you are a god.
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#12 - shitmybfsays (11/28/2011) [-]
lol ikr
today i had a lady bring back an empty bag of frozen broccoli. she says, "it has too much of the gross bottom part and not enough of the tree part. i was wondering if i could exchange it for another"
nine out of ten times i sigh and give them whatever they want.
User avatar
#13 - brewtality (11/28/2011) [-]
what do you do the other times?
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#14 - shitmybfsays (11/28/2011) [-]
use logic. i live in NC, i dont have the brightest customers
User avatar
#16 - gelind (11/28/2011) [-]
I work in a pharmacy at the front counter. We just recently upgraded got some fancy touch screen computers credit card machines etc. Every fuckin day i work:
Me: Sign here please (point at white box to sign in)
(they then precede to try and sign above the box where it says "you are picking up *prescription number* i then correct them
5 mins later they finally manage to sign then they press clear
repeat till they press Ok about 20mins later its at the end and they go to pay with a credit card repeat above till they manage to sign for the sale
>.>
#153 - ************** rolled a random image** where my hand goes 11/28/2011 on Hand Position +10
#495 - Canada?? I've bought it at an Earthfare here in NC. I like it.… 11/26/2011 on WANT 0
#6 - ive... been... told.. i .. do this.. right.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2011 on Can't be that hard +1
#36 - frksupertruse (11/25/2011) [-]
So true. I never knew..
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