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Shiny Mew is normally described as a blue, bipedal cat-like creature, though its morphology is actually more like a jerboa. Mew's hair is so fine and thin, it can only be seen under a microscope. It has a long, skinny tail ending with a rounded tip. Mew has big hind legs, like a rabbit, and short arms with three-fingered paws.
Gender differences. Mew is a genderless species.

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#49 - Eh, the me in three years will have to worry about drunkiness … 07/27/2016 on Life Hack 0
#48 - Seems simple enough. As long as my cat doesn't drink the solut… 07/27/2016 on Life Hack 0
#45 - I actually feel like I've learned something today..that's stra…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2016 on Life Hack 0
#46 - zaffy (07/27/2016) [-]
Np bro.

They'll bombard you with all these guidelines that they want you to follow. There's no need to be so meticulous about it. Wear them during the day, soak them at night. That's it.
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#48 - shinymew (07/27/2016) [-]
Seems simple enough. As long as my cat doesn't drink the solution like she does my tea/fruit juice...then everything should be fine.
#43 - Dudddde, YOu are really trying to make me regret the whole con…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2016 on Life Hack 0
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#44 - zaffy (07/27/2016) [-]
Nah man. As long as you keep them clean and soak them each night, you'll have no issues, I've been wearing them for ~7years.
As long as your fingers are dry It's super easy to get them out. They're made to sit on your cornea, and since your eye isnt perfectly spherical, they won't sit anywhere else on your eye without getting air bubbles under them. That's why when you take them out, you pull them off your cornea, letting air get under them and they come right off.
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#45 - shinymew (07/27/2016) [-]
I actually feel like I've learned something today..that's strange.

But thanks dude. Like a lot. This was a lot better than hearing the monotone eye doctor explain each step as though it was as basic as making a peanut butter sandwich.
#46 - zaffy (07/27/2016) [-]
Np bro.

They'll bombard you with all these guidelines that they want you to follow. There's no need to be so meticulous about it. Wear them during the day, soak them at night. That's it.
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#48 - shinymew (07/27/2016) [-]
Seems simple enough. As long as my cat doesn't drink the solution like she does my tea/fruit juice...then everything should be fine.
#41 - I feel like a little kid again, but I'm a wimp with pain. …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2016 on Life Hack 0
#47 - obxgamer (07/27/2016) [-]
The burning will happen with or without the scented stuff, just less with the scented soap... It'll happen more in the first couple of weeks while you're getting used to it. After that it only really happens if you don't wash your hands or you use a bad contact or old solution. Basically what wearing contacts boils down to is getting past hell week(s) 1-2 as mentioned before hell is probably going far as well After you get used to it all its a piece of cake. You just pop them in the morning as part of your normal schedule and its no big deal. The only real big downside I have to contacts really is having to bring a case and solution to somebodys house when I don't plan on returning like a party, which makes me bring my own and not being drunk enough to leave them in, because well... return to last picture. And taking them out is impossible and terrible for your eyes That pretty much sums up my drunk opinion on contacts, are you gonna like wearing them after you get used to them? Abolutely, wearing them makes me feel so much more confident than glasses ever could. I went from some weeb who browses this shit all day to only viewing it every other day when I don't have a party to go to or something else better to do. I'm also wayyy to drunk to be giving like advice But, uh yeah, contacts are awesome and you're awesome for trying to wear them. The journey will be hard but I'll be there... Will you? also fuck it I'm not reading through all this shit to spell check
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#49 - shinymew (07/27/2016) [-]
Eh, the me in three years will have to worry about drunkiness and contact, and drunkiness period. For now, I'm just worried about the first week of trails, then the real thing. I'm still in between about switching over completely but I can't really see myself going right back to glasses after testing these out. And of course I will be there, bith i'm the MAIN CHARACTER of this fucking show. Ain't nothin' gonna stop me. Other than being killed by eye infections for using water as solution or having the contacts roll out of reach.
#40 - Ughh...you didn't have to prove my fear. But I guess that's on…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/27/2016 on Life Hack 0
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#42 - zaffy (07/27/2016) [-]
There really isn't a safe option. I forgot to mention, Actually water isn't even safe, I've only done it once or twice, but soaking your contacts in water can cause serious bacterial infections. One infection in particular can cause amoebic encephalitis, which causes necrosis of the brain, and death.

So, always carry solution, they sell travel sizes
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#43 - shinymew (07/27/2016) [-]
Dudddde, YOu are really trying to make me regret the whole contact business. I got it now, no water and solution everywhere I go.

Even though I don't want to ask you since I have a good feeling you will mention more serious scary shit, but what is a method if you're having trouble taking the contact out. Would I use some eyedrops/water to help nudge the contact to a area where I"m able to pick it up? (Mostly just asking because I feel like getting it in won't be a problem for me...it's getting the contact out that will probably be).
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#44 - zaffy (07/27/2016) [-]
Nah man. As long as you keep them clean and soak them each night, you'll have no issues, I've been wearing them for ~7years.
As long as your fingers are dry It's super easy to get them out. They're made to sit on your cornea, and since your eye isnt perfectly spherical, they won't sit anywhere else on your eye without getting air bubbles under them. That's why when you take them out, you pull them off your cornea, letting air get under them and they come right off.
User avatar
#45 - shinymew (07/27/2016) [-]
I actually feel like I've learned something today..that's strange.

But thanks dude. Like a lot. This was a lot better than hearing the monotone eye doctor explain each step as though it was as basic as making a peanut butter sandwich.
#46 - zaffy (07/27/2016) [-]
Np bro.

They'll bombard you with all these guidelines that they want you to follow. There's no need to be so meticulous about it. Wear them during the day, soak them at night. That's it.
User avatar
#48 - shinymew (07/27/2016) [-]
Seems simple enough. As long as my cat doesn't drink the solution like she does my tea/fruit juice...then everything should be fine.
#36 - I feel like my first stunt I will pull once I get used to them…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2016 on Life Hack 0
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#50 - yousaygoodbye (07/27/2016) [-]
Make sure you take the lenses out first or you won't be able to see while you're driving
#35 - That's the part that I'm going to regret. Eye Doctor told me t…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2016 on Life Hack 0
#37 - obxgamer (07/26/2016) [-]
Actually having them in isn't bad at all, I got used to that the first few days. Its just getting used to sticking your fingers in your eyes and not making it burn like hell. for the love of god do not put them in backwards pic related.
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#41 - shinymew (07/27/2016) [-]
I feel like a little kid again, but I'm a wimp with pain.

So pretty much do what jackmason said and don't use scented stuff near the eyes so it doesn't burn like hell?
#47 - obxgamer (07/27/2016) [-]
The burning will happen with or without the scented stuff, just less with the scented soap... It'll happen more in the first couple of weeks while you're getting used to it. After that it only really happens if you don't wash your hands or you use a bad contact or old solution. Basically what wearing contacts boils down to is getting past hell week(s) 1-2 as mentioned before hell is probably going far as well After you get used to it all its a piece of cake. You just pop them in the morning as part of your normal schedule and its no big deal. The only real big downside I have to contacts really is having to bring a case and solution to somebodys house when I don't plan on returning like a party, which makes me bring my own and not being drunk enough to leave them in, because well... return to last picture. And taking them out is impossible and terrible for your eyes That pretty much sums up my drunk opinion on contacts, are you gonna like wearing them after you get used to them? Abolutely, wearing them makes me feel so much more confident than glasses ever could. I went from some weeb who browses this shit all day to only viewing it every other day when I don't have a party to go to or something else better to do. I'm also wayyy to drunk to be giving like advice But, uh yeah, contacts are awesome and you're awesome for trying to wear them. The journey will be hard but I'll be there... Will you? also fuck it I'm not reading through all this shit to spell check
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#49 - shinymew (07/27/2016) [-]
Eh, the me in three years will have to worry about drunkiness and contact, and drunkiness period. For now, I'm just worried about the first week of trails, then the real thing. I'm still in between about switching over completely but I can't really see myself going right back to glasses after testing these out. And of course I will be there, bith i'm the MAIN CHARACTER of this fucking show. Ain't nothin' gonna stop me. Other than being killed by eye infections for using water as solution or having the contacts roll out of reach.
#34 - Fogginess is one of the reasons why I decided to change, next … 07/26/2016 on Life Hack 0
#33 - Eh, as long as I don't get them stuck somehow in the back of m… 07/26/2016 on Life Hack 0