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shime

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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:6/15/2011
Last Login:7/30/2015
Location:Mystical Land of Canadia
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#87 - Duly noted. Thank you for your time. 07/29/2015 on perfectly calm 0
#83 - LOL. That actually does sound funny. Yes, I'm a huge sore…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2015 on perfectly calm 0
User avatar #85 - twofreegerbils (07/29/2015) [-]
Pull the 8 inch rod out of your ass and realize it's just a fucking game. If you call someone a terrible friend for fucking blue shelling you then you need to get over yourself. I used to play MK on the nintendo DS with all my middle school friends and it was fierce as fuck. Extremely competitive but not hurt fee-fee's afterwards.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A
User avatar #87 - shime (07/29/2015) [-]
Duly noted. Thank you for your time.
#80 - Given that I actually have a pussy, that's not offensive to …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2015 on perfectly calm 0
User avatar #81 - twofreegerbils (07/29/2015) [-]
Hahahahahaha even better. It all makes sense now. Bitch ass hoes like you. I can imagine it now. You get blue shelled in Mario Kart by your friend Stacy so you go start throwing shade in some tweet or something. Pussy bitch actually taking it personally when somebody plays the game how it was meant to be played.
User avatar #83 - shime (07/29/2015) [-]
LOL. That actually does sound funny.
Yes, I'm a huge sore loser, which is why I don't play competitive games. This is also why I don't play Mario Kart with friends.

I'm not forcing anyone to play with me so I can get butthurt and rag on them, so what do you want me to say/do?
User avatar #85 - twofreegerbils (07/29/2015) [-]
Pull the 8 inch rod out of your ass and realize it's just a fucking game. If you call someone a terrible friend for fucking blue shelling you then you need to get over yourself. I used to play MK on the nintendo DS with all my middle school friends and it was fierce as fuck. Extremely competitive but not hurt fee-fee's afterwards.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A
User avatar #87 - shime (07/29/2015) [-]
Duly noted. Thank you for your time.
#63 - Not saying physically, but I don't think you'd be very chummy …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2015 on perfectly calm -1
User avatar #64 - yujisakaii (07/29/2015) [-]
well most of the time when we play mario kart or smash bros we are pretty much drunk/ high and we are not the kind of drunks who like to punch people more the talkactive

and a little competition is nice
we played the wii tennis so much we needed like 7 perfect matches against an cpu enemy to get a single rang point
#59 - Does that include getting ****** over by your friend in…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2015 on perfectly calm -1
User avatar #62 - yujisakaii (07/29/2015) [-]
Yes it does
to be honest i lose often because of red shells he saved for the end and shit like that
and sure it sucks, but revenge is great
and it never happened that anything got physical because of a game
User avatar #63 - shime (07/29/2015) [-]
Not saying physically, but I don't think you'd be very chummy with each other. Then again, who am I to say given that I don't even have friends, hue.
User avatar #64 - yujisakaii (07/29/2015) [-]
well most of the time when we play mario kart or smash bros we are pretty much drunk/ high and we are not the kind of drunks who like to punch people more the talkactive

and a little competition is nice
we played the wii tennis so much we needed like 7 perfect matches against an cpu enemy to get a single rang point
#57 - That sounds like an awful friend to me.  [+] (11 new replies) 07/29/2015 on perfectly calm 0
User avatar #79 - twofreegerbils (07/29/2015) [-]
Holy shit you're such a fucking pussy
User avatar #80 - shime (07/29/2015) [-]
Given that I actually have a pussy, that's not offensive to me, but thanks for trying.
User avatar #81 - twofreegerbils (07/29/2015) [-]
Hahahahahaha even better. It all makes sense now. Bitch ass hoes like you. I can imagine it now. You get blue shelled in Mario Kart by your friend Stacy so you go start throwing shade in some tweet or something. Pussy bitch actually taking it personally when somebody plays the game how it was meant to be played.
User avatar #83 - shime (07/29/2015) [-]
LOL. That actually does sound funny.
Yes, I'm a huge sore loser, which is why I don't play competitive games. This is also why I don't play Mario Kart with friends.

I'm not forcing anyone to play with me so I can get butthurt and rag on them, so what do you want me to say/do?
User avatar #85 - twofreegerbils (07/29/2015) [-]
Pull the 8 inch rod out of your ass and realize it's just a fucking game. If you call someone a terrible friend for fucking blue shelling you then you need to get over yourself. I used to play MK on the nintendo DS with all my middle school friends and it was fierce as fuck. Extremely competitive but not hurt fee-fee's afterwards.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A
User avatar #87 - shime (07/29/2015) [-]
Duly noted. Thank you for your time.
User avatar #58 - yujisakaii (07/29/2015) [-]
i like it that way
as long as it is only in games
wouldnt like a friend who fucks me over in real life with money or other stuff
User avatar #59 - shime (07/29/2015) [-]
Does that include getting fucked over by your friend in Mario Kart, too? Not just you doing the fucking over?

That seems like a whole lot of back and forth revenge until shit gets real.
User avatar #62 - yujisakaii (07/29/2015) [-]
Yes it does
to be honest i lose often because of red shells he saved for the end and shit like that
and sure it sucks, but revenge is great
and it never happened that anything got physical because of a game
User avatar #63 - shime (07/29/2015) [-]
Not saying physically, but I don't think you'd be very chummy with each other. Then again, who am I to say given that I don't even have friends, hue.
User avatar #64 - yujisakaii (07/29/2015) [-]
well most of the time when we play mario kart or smash bros we are pretty much drunk/ high and we are not the kind of drunks who like to punch people more the talkactive

and a little competition is nice
we played the wii tennis so much we needed like 7 perfect matches against an cpu enemy to get a single rang point
#330 - Yes, I believe I understand what you're saying now. T… 07/29/2015 on 'Buncha queers 0
#319 - So you're saying if an asexual couple desired to raise spawn, …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2015 on 'Buncha queers +1
User avatar #320 - tenaciousleespare (07/29/2015) [-]
Vastly.

If an asexual couple wanted to have a kid, they could adopt one, or use a surrogate mother.

But unless they physically can't make a baby, then there's no point in a surrogate mother, and it's a lot more magical to make your own kid.

Their dedication must not be strong if they don't want to fuck to make a kid, that's all I'm saying. If you can't care enough to get a boner for your unborn child, then don't have a kid.

That actually sounds wrong upon re-reading, but you understand what I'm trying to say.
User avatar #330 - shime (07/29/2015) [-]
Yes, I believe I understand what you're saying now.

Thank you for taking your time to clear that up, even if I don't completely agree with it.

I wont argue any further; you've made your point and I've made mine--or so I hope.
#312 - Yes, that is entirely true. That doesn't mean if one asexual p…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2015 on 'Buncha queers 0
User avatar #313 - tenaciousleespare (07/29/2015) [-]
Technically, if you wanted to whip yourself up a baby solo-style, you could, but if you're just going to masturbate, why even get yourself a girl?

You're doing the handjobs already, a few years of flexing practice and you could handle the blowjobs.

There's no point, at that point.
User avatar #319 - shime (07/29/2015) [-]
So you're saying if an asexual couple desired to raise spawn, they are not allowed to adopt or artificially inseminate a surrogate mother, for example, simply because they have no inclination to sleep with each other?

Their emotional connection to each other, and their dedication to raising a family together, is invalidated by their lack of sex drive?

Am I getting you here? Am I misunderstanding?


User avatar #320 - tenaciousleespare (07/29/2015) [-]
Vastly.

If an asexual couple wanted to have a kid, they could adopt one, or use a surrogate mother.

But unless they physically can't make a baby, then there's no point in a surrogate mother, and it's a lot more magical to make your own kid.

Their dedication must not be strong if they don't want to fuck to make a kid, that's all I'm saying. If you can't care enough to get a boner for your unborn child, then don't have a kid.

That actually sounds wrong upon re-reading, but you understand what I'm trying to say.
User avatar #330 - shime (07/29/2015) [-]
Yes, I believe I understand what you're saying now.

Thank you for taking your time to clear that up, even if I don't completely agree with it.

I wont argue any further; you've made your point and I've made mine--or so I hope.
#294 - Um, adoption? Artificial insemination?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/29/2015 on 'Buncha queers 0
User avatar #309 - tenaciousleespare (07/29/2015) [-]
In order for you to adopt that kid, two people had to fuck to make it, and the key word is "insemination", you need semen, man.

I'll repeat myself: If you want a child, you have to fuck. It is not an option.
User avatar #312 - shime (07/29/2015) [-]
Yes, that is entirely true. That doesn't mean if one asexual person wants to have children, they must fuck; no exceptions.

Who is to say you cannot generate semen without a partner, anyway? Isn't that was masturbation is for?

I don't know how it is for guys, but I can masturbate just fine without any sort of visual stimulus. Porn ends up distracting me from my own pleasure anyway.
User avatar #313 - tenaciousleespare (07/29/2015) [-]
Technically, if you wanted to whip yourself up a baby solo-style, you could, but if you're just going to masturbate, why even get yourself a girl?

You're doing the handjobs already, a few years of flexing practice and you could handle the blowjobs.

There's no point, at that point.
User avatar #319 - shime (07/29/2015) [-]
So you're saying if an asexual couple desired to raise spawn, they are not allowed to adopt or artificially inseminate a surrogate mother, for example, simply because they have no inclination to sleep with each other?

Their emotional connection to each other, and their dedication to raising a family together, is invalidated by their lack of sex drive?

Am I getting you here? Am I misunderstanding?


User avatar #320 - tenaciousleespare (07/29/2015) [-]
Vastly.

If an asexual couple wanted to have a kid, they could adopt one, or use a surrogate mother.

But unless they physically can't make a baby, then there's no point in a surrogate mother, and it's a lot more magical to make your own kid.

Their dedication must not be strong if they don't want to fuck to make a kid, that's all I'm saying. If you can't care enough to get a boner for your unborn child, then don't have a kid.

That actually sounds wrong upon re-reading, but you understand what I'm trying to say.
User avatar #330 - shime (07/29/2015) [-]
Yes, I believe I understand what you're saying now.

Thank you for taking your time to clear that up, even if I don't completely agree with it.

I wont argue any further; you've made your point and I've made mine--or so I hope.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#7 - Durp (02/03/2014) [-]
As soon as I saw you post that ~fab~ key gif, I knew you'd be awesome.
How are you?
#5 to #28 - salahKING (04/03/2012) [-]
how are you?
how are you?
#6 to #29 - shime (04/11/2012) [-]
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#2 - TonHyukOTP (11/11/2011) [-]
Thanks for the friend invite, and I agree with sierramistfourteen about your icon.
#1 - sierramistfourteen (10/06/2011) [-]
you're profile pic made me laugh!
you're profile pic made me laugh!
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