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#218 - You're being christian isn't the point. It's the pretentiousne…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on christians -5
#222 - amuzen (09/07/2014) [-]
It's got nothing to do with the religious beliefs it's got everything to do with people hiding behind the brand name of the religion to act like whatever ideals suit them personally is supported by the general masses of that religion.
This person isn't using their religion as a set of ideals and morale guideline laid down for them to follow, they're just using the name of their religion as a scape goat to hide behind in order to give them more credence.
#208 - This pic depicts: Everyone who voted this cancer up. …  [+] (12 new replies) 09/07/2014 on christians -11
#247 - helgheimftw (09/07/2014) [-]
can someone translate what it said
#245 - ainise (09/07/2014) [-]
This..has nothing to do with atheism.

Look, you can believe whatever you want, but if you want to say god isn't capable of planning murder, you clearly don't understand your own bible. Every god of the mono-deity religions, at least that I know of, has knowingly killed people. Not really sure why people would have a problem with this - death is just as important as life, especially in religion.

Pink, here, is just ignorant as hell. That's the only point here. Not that atheism is better, not that Christianity is lesser, just pink is uninformed.
User avatar #230 - testaburger (09/07/2014) [-]
Nothing in the content references atheism.
Victim much?
User avatar #249 - majormayor (09/07/2014) [-]
You can't say the same for the comments.
User avatar #226 - hikewne (09/07/2014) [-]
"Like you're so superior for being an atheist." -insert sarcasm.-

Do you feel touched m8?
#225 - The Captain (09/07/2014) [-]
#219 - Bacula (09/07/2014) [-]
Everything you just said is disingenuous and irrelevant. You brought nothing new to the actual argument, and you have no evidence to suggest that any one of the people who voted for this are actually like that.
User avatar #250 - majormayor (09/07/2014) [-]
Did you read the comments here?
#244 - pinkiecreampi (09/07/2014) [-]
the color of ur name says nolife fag lol ur so damn fucking stupid.
#210 - Womens Study Major (09/07/2014) [-]
But Im christian and still like this.
User avatar #218 - shiifter (09/07/2014) [-]
You're being christian isn't the point. It's the pretentiousness that's the real problem. People thinking that certain religious beliefs make you better than someone else. It's not good.
#222 - amuzen (09/07/2014) [-]
It's got nothing to do with the religious beliefs it's got everything to do with people hiding behind the brand name of the religion to act like whatever ideals suit them personally is supported by the general masses of that religion.
This person isn't using their religion as a set of ideals and morale guideline laid down for them to follow, they're just using the name of their religion as a scape goat to hide behind in order to give them more credence.
#18 - I, being a different guy that is, have seen an image of it on … 08/09/2014 on /pol/ has a business plan +2
#302 - Shut the **** up you name stealing jew rat 08/01/2014 on What will you do? 0
#13 - Well that's what you get for white knighting. Next time, try t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on pepper spray 0
User avatar #14 - forbesydemon (07/31/2014) [-]
lel ur an idiot. It wasn't gender based at all, purely preventing a violent situation. He was threatening to hit her in the face. He was also really drunk and pushing her, pulling her hair etc. And the last line was satire. If you're legitimately suggesting that I stood by and let an individual hit another person (and don't understand satire) then maybe you should get some people skills. Might help for when you graduate high school in a few years bud.
#30 - I agree with what you said about number two. You can't charge …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2014 on 20 Interesting Facts With... +1
User avatar #32 - flemsdfer (07/31/2014) [-]
The reason behind it, is a $400 speeding ticket means nothing to a multimillionaire. He wipes his ass with that kind of money so it's no deterrent to not break the law. He would be much more inclined to learn from his actions if it actually hurt him in some way, like financially.
#34 - jakuhlope (07/31/2014) [-]
But his insurance will still pay for the other person, and given that he has more money, the other person will have their car made brand-new and have all the hospital treatment they need.
I highly doubt that that law really prevents that many accidents. After all, people speed to a degree that would keep themselves safe, so the danger to anyone is slim to none.
User avatar #59 - ninjaroo (07/31/2014) [-]
Whether or not the other people and their car are taken care of isn't the point, mate. The point is to deter people from breaking the law, regardless of social status.
#35 - flemsdfer (07/31/2014) [-]
I take no comfort in him being able to pay for all of it. I'd rather my car stay how it is and not suffer from a broken body in the hospital, then go through years of therapy to maybe get to how I once was IF I don't die on impact that is.

He can be pressured into not speeding instead.
#36 - jakuhlope (07/31/2014) [-]
#24 - Don't worry. I'm sure it wasn't as cringeworthy as you remembe… 07/31/2014 on TFW -2
#17 - This post isn't all that funny, if i'm being honest.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Stand-up +4
#25 - Womens Study Major (07/31/2014) [-]
Well considering you left that up to "if", then I don't know; I mean, are you being honest, or are you a lying piece of shit? Don't you sass me boy, I'll come over to your house, beat you up, and steal your lunch money.
#22 - Womens Study Major (07/31/2014) [-]
It's not particularly focusing on humor
#125 - Yeah... This should be enough. 07/31/2014 on horse butt +1
#17 - Oh. never browsed a specific channel before. I guess when you … 07/31/2014 on So much cringe... 0
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User avatar #60 - captainfuckitall (08/29/2013) [-]
Due to Funnyjunk's new add's, I can see who thumbed up and down my content and comments. I can now see that it was actually you who was an oversensitive religious dick who thumbed down my posts because your balls hurt.

This also just proves you weren't enough of a man to send me a comment while in your profile; lucky for me, now you don't need to

How does it feel getting those thumbs right back, you little bitch
#58 - Womens Study Major (08/12/2013) [-]
Still ******* horses you stupid brony?
#55 - mayihavecaps (08/12/2013) [-]
Dude, why did you delete your comments again?   
I mean no insult by doing this, but I need an answer man.   
Why?
Dude, why did you delete your comments again?
I mean no insult by doing this, but I need an answer man.
Why?
User avatar #56 to #55 - shiifter (08/12/2013) [-]
You stickied the conversation. I said i'd do this. Go look at the thread again. My only remaining comment is the one indicating that i would delete my comments if the thread was stickied.

I am a man of my word after all. Even if i am "nothing better than a child.".

Thats actually no better than a child by the way.
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#51 to #47 - barbecue (01/26/2013) [-]
My name is in there too. Somewhere.
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User avatar #45 - shiifter (01/07/2013) [-]
u are 1 ****ing cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
User avatar #44 - shayschamp (01/05/2013) [-]
I used the books and failed then got another dagger ._.
User avatar #41 - ironwall (12/31/2012) [-]
do not do that, thats way overpriced.
User avatar #42 to #41 - shiifter (12/31/2012) [-]
the rit one?
User avatar #43 to #42 - ironwall (12/31/2012) [-]
yeah
#38 - Womens Study Major (12/30/2012) [-]
just latched the script onto all your comments, your total will now equal 0 thumbs, Goodbye :)
#40 to #38 - Womens Study Major (12/30/2012) [-]
Please stop spreading lies, you idiot.
User avatar #39 to #38 - shiifter (12/30/2012) [-]
I wanna see this.
User avatar #35 - iloverapingmen (12/29/2012) [-]
Thanks man
User avatar #36 to #35 - shiifter (12/29/2012) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #34 - shiifter (12/27/2012) [-]
You literally made Adolf Hitler get off his dick-throne in the midst of the flames of hell, walk into the bathroom, and sob quietly in the corner of a shower. He held a bottle of cheap whiskey in his shaking hand, no longer secure in his position as the world’s least likeable human being.
User avatar #33 - shiifter (12/27/2012) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now
#30 - donchanclas (12/24/2012) [-]
no luck
User avatar #31 to #30 - shiifter (12/24/2012) [-]
jesus christ
User avatar #29 - UnionX (12/22/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas
User avatar #22 - wethepixel (12/16/2012) [-]
I'm trading the chests, I need keys..
User avatar #23 to #22 - shiifter (12/16/2012) [-]
Then you typo'd
User avatar #24 to #23 - wethepixel (12/16/2012) [-]
No I didn't. Trading chests for keys. Means I'm giving you the chests, for the keys.
#21 - publicawesomeslot (12/16/2012) [-]
good amount <3
#14 - awalkingdisaster **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #15 to #14 - phanact (12/11/2012) [-]
pardon me
User avatar #13 - shadowrated ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
Sory not selling fj points
User avatar #5 - estevan (12/08/2012) [-]
could i get all your evil angelic and fab tickets for 1000 fj points?
User avatar #6 to #5 - shiifter (12/08/2012) [-]
when i'm so close to the rare? 2000.
User avatar #7 to #6 - estevan (12/08/2012) [-]
4 presents for 1000 points?
User avatar #8 to #7 - shiifter (12/08/2012) [-]
i don't really want to part with them.
User avatar #9 to #8 - estevan (12/08/2012) [-]
Alright, i'll try to get more points, please hold on
User avatar #10 to #9 - shiifter (12/08/2012) [-]
look, i have no idea what's going to come out of these things, so you need to come up with a lot of points.
User avatar #11 to #10 - estevan (12/08/2012) [-]
okay, how much would you want?
User avatar #12 to #11 - shiifter (12/08/2012) [-]
well i plan to keep them, so if you want mine, you would have to offer me 4000 each

I strongly recommend asking someone else.
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