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#440 - No, he means socially acceptable.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on He knows it 0
User avatar #448 - subaqueousreach (03/24/2015) [-]
Again, what's wrong or socially unacceptable with being passionate about something?

So long as it's not hurting anyone it shouldn't be a problem.

I collect Halo megabloks. Its not nearly on the level that these guys are on, but still it's just something I like to do.
#41 - SAVED 03/12/2015 on Never forget 0
#33 - Come along, and take my hand, and let's all go to dragon land... 03/08/2015 on diamonds are forever +1
#37 - I say it was gg gay game 03/08/2015 on Smile -1
#5106733 - It was the loli wasn't it?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2015 on Play items 0
User avatar #5106734 - jorgethemaster (03/06/2015) [-]
#28 - What's up with all this feminist **** on funnyjunk? I'v… 03/06/2015 on Boys will be boys 0
#112 - This is why skeleton arrows shouldn't have knockback. 03/06/2015 on Instant Karma Comp 3/whatever +2
#178 - Well it's not just blemishes. Things like scars and stuff look… 03/06/2015 on Tumblr Mumblr II 0
#23 - wear a mask  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on Clever Girl 0
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#23 - Did you reply to your own comment in order to make a joke? Das gay. 03/01/2015 on This flew straight over my... 0

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User avatar #80 - slashtrey (04/21/2015) [-]
hey what do you want for some of your items
#78 - awomanscorned (02/02/2015) [-]
here you go, sorry about that. I've been really sick and never even checked my alt account.
User avatar #79 to #78 - shiifter (02/03/2015) [-]
Thanks, no problem
User avatar #72 - wethepixelisgod (01/21/2015) [-]
ill buy dat holy dragon
User avatar #73 to #72 - shiifter (01/21/2015) [-]
Sorry, not for sale. That one's my pride and joy.
User avatar #74 to #73 - wethepixelisgod (01/21/2015) [-]
toast dragon?
User avatar #75 to #74 - shiifter (01/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure.
User avatar #76 to #75 - wethepixelisgod (01/21/2015) [-]
how much
User avatar #77 to #76 - shiifter (01/21/2015) [-]
12k, considering the reagents.
User avatar #69 - doomrager (01/13/2015) [-]
leave me one dont give uniques.
User avatar #70 to #69 - shiifter (01/13/2015) [-]
uhh, what?
User avatar #71 to #70 - doomrager (01/13/2015) [-]
you sent me a trade for 8 holy souls. I got only 8. Send for 7
User avatar #67 - jorgethemaster (01/10/2015) [-]
I feel bad declining all your trades. )': But that isn't for sale either, I wanna gift it to someone when they come back on the site.
User avatar #68 to #67 - shiifter (01/10/2015) [-]
It's fine.
User avatar #64 - jorgethemaster (01/10/2015) [-]
Not selling food, sorry. ):
User avatar #65 to #64 - shiifter (01/10/2015) [-]
You selling the spaghetti monster?
User avatar #66 to #65 - jorgethemaster (01/10/2015) [-]
I only have one. D:
User avatar #61 - azswampy (12/11/2014) [-]
Selling Souls of Eternal Damnation/ Insanity souls?
User avatar #62 to #61 - shiifter (12/11/2014) [-]
no, sorry.

Funny you logging in just now though. This is the first time i've been online in months.
User avatar #63 to #62 - azswampy (12/11/2014) [-]
Oh okay man all good and wb
User avatar #60 - captainfuckitall (08/29/2013) [-]
Due to Funnyjunk's new add's, I can see who thumbed up and down my content and comments. I can now see that it was actually you who was an oversensitive religious dick who thumbed down my posts because your balls hurt.

This also just proves you weren't enough of a man to send me a comment while in your profile; lucky for me, now you don't need to

How does it feel getting those thumbs right back, you little bitch
#58 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
Still ******* horses you stupid brony?
User avatar #46 - shiifter (01/26/2013) [-]
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#51 to #47 - barbecue (01/26/2013) [-]
My name is in there too. Somewhere.
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User avatar #45 - shiifter (01/07/2013) [-]
u are 1 ****ing cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
User avatar #44 - shayschamp (01/05/2013) [-]
I used the books and failed then got another dagger ._.
User avatar #41 - ironwall (12/31/2012) [-]
do not do that, thats way overpriced.
User avatar #42 to #41 - shiifter (12/31/2012) [-]
the rit one?
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#38 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
just latched the script onto all your comments, your total will now equal 0 thumbs, Goodbye :)
#40 to #38 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
Please stop spreading lies, you idiot.
User avatar #39 to #38 - shiifter (12/30/2012) [-]
I wanna see this.
User avatar #35 - iloverapingmen (12/29/2012) [-]
Thanks man
User avatar #36 to #35 - shiifter (12/29/2012) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #34 - shiifter (12/27/2012) [-]
You literally made Adolf Hitler get off his dick-throne in the midst of the flames of hell, walk into the bathroom, and sob quietly in the corner of a shower. He held a bottle of cheap whiskey in his shaking hand, no longer secure in his position as the world’s least likeable human being.
User avatar #33 - shiifter (12/27/2012) [-]
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#30 - donchanclas (12/24/2012) [-]
no luck
User avatar #31 to #30 - shiifter (12/24/2012) [-]
jesus christ
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