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#5103640 - Oh.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on Play items 0
User avatar #5103641 - jorgethemaster (02/26/2015) [-]
That's my guess at least, not sure why there's so many.
#5103636 - Soooooooo... Why so many? I know some easier to get items that…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Play items 0
User avatar #5103638 - jorgethemaster (02/26/2015) [-]
People are always tryna make them, I guess they're common when lots of people go for VSSMs, since that takes 1,000 tries. They're bound to get at least a couple when making one.
User avatar #5103640 - shiifter (02/26/2015) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #5103641 - jorgethemaster (02/26/2015) [-]
That's my guess at least, not sure why there's so many.
#5103617 - 40 in circulation.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Play items 0
User avatar #5103635 - jorgethemaster (02/26/2015) [-]
Ya..?
User avatar #5103636 - shiifter (02/26/2015) [-]
Soooooooo... Why so many? I know some easier to get items that are way rarer than that.
User avatar #5103638 - jorgethemaster (02/26/2015) [-]
People are always tryna make them, I guess they're common when lots of people go for VSSMs, since that takes 1,000 tries. They're bound to get at least a couple when making one.
User avatar #5103640 - shiifter (02/26/2015) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #5103641 - jorgethemaster (02/26/2015) [-]
That's my guess at least, not sure why there's so many.
#5103611 - The **** .  [+] (7 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Play items 0
User avatar #5103614 - jorgethemaster (02/25/2015) [-]
It used to be 1/100 but then Addy realized it was waaay too easy lol. I still never got one on my own. ) :
User avatar #5103617 - shiifter (02/25/2015) [-]
40 in circulation.
User avatar #5103635 - jorgethemaster (02/26/2015) [-]
Ya..?
User avatar #5103636 - shiifter (02/26/2015) [-]
Soooooooo... Why so many? I know some easier to get items that are way rarer than that.
User avatar #5103638 - jorgethemaster (02/26/2015) [-]
People are always tryna make them, I guess they're common when lots of people go for VSSMs, since that takes 1,000 tries. They're bound to get at least a couple when making one.
User avatar #5103640 - shiifter (02/26/2015) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #5103641 - jorgethemaster (02/26/2015) [-]
That's my guess at least, not sure why there's so many.
#5103608 - Hey, how rare is a god gem?  [+] (9 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Play items 0
User avatar #5103610 - jorgethemaster (02/25/2015) [-]
1/1000 chance of making one when making a special gem.
User avatar #5103611 - shiifter (02/25/2015) [-]
The fuck.
User avatar #5103614 - jorgethemaster (02/25/2015) [-]
It used to be 1/100 but then Addy realized it was waaay too easy lol. I still never got one on my own. ) :
User avatar #5103617 - shiifter (02/25/2015) [-]
40 in circulation.
User avatar #5103635 - jorgethemaster (02/26/2015) [-]
Ya..?
User avatar #5103636 - shiifter (02/26/2015) [-]
Soooooooo... Why so many? I know some easier to get items that are way rarer than that.
User avatar #5103638 - jorgethemaster (02/26/2015) [-]
People are always tryna make them, I guess they're common when lots of people go for VSSMs, since that takes 1,000 tries. They're bound to get at least a couple when making one.
User avatar #5103640 - shiifter (02/26/2015) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #5103641 - jorgethemaster (02/26/2015) [-]
That's my guess at least, not sure why there's so many.
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#8 - Yeah, I remember shooting mini-nukes at one in the sewers once…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Casuls need git gud +10
#9 - waffies (02/25/2015) [-]
AoE's useless, and they turned into Neo in the Matrix when you fired full auto at them. Only VATS melee, VATS single-shot weapons, and companions could ever hurt them...

Just made this gif, it hardly even shows the twitchyness..... terrifying....
#117 - stonetomcat (02/25/2015) [-]
Considering the twitchiness of them, they seem more like the Agent Smiths
There are only two things that can still kill me in FO3:
Albino Radscorpions due to poison
Feral Ghoul Reavers due to this bullshit
User avatar #119 - waffies (02/26/2015) [-]
Super Mutant Overlords in close quarters are at least a threat. Tri-beams to the face and ridiculous health levels
#7 - People use vats? I always thought that vats was way too slow. …  [+] (16 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Casuls need git gud +6
User avatar #12 - minorian (02/25/2015) [-]
>not playing Fallout only using VATS, like it was Fallout 1 or 2
you're such a noob
User avatar #38 - akulakhan (02/25/2015) [-]
V.A.T.S appeared in FO3 for the first time to imitate the turn based style of combat from the old Fallouts. It even uses the same sound from those. But the combat from FO1/2/Tactics and V.A.T.S are two different things.
User avatar #40 - minorian (02/25/2015) [-]
I pretty much already wrote much of that in this comment funnyjunk.com/channel/fallout/Casuls+need+git+gud/XqMYLKd/15#15

If you only use VATS, it's kinda like imitating the play style of Fallout 1 and 2.

Of course it's not exactly the same combat styles, like you can't move using AP in VATS and enemies can still move and you still take 10% dmg from enemy attacks, but it's the closest you can get... and it was a joke anyway

Also, Fallout: Tactics sucked balls, just like BoS. They took all the humor and roleplaying-elements out of Fallout, and made it a copy of Jagged Alliance.
User avatar #16 - trollmobile (02/25/2015) [-]
i never use vats
vats has horribly low accuracy.
User avatar #20 - minorian (02/25/2015) [-]
What a pleb. I guess you save your game too, like the little pussy you are?

jk, sry for being rude. VATS was useful for a few things, beside being a fun ability IMO:
spotting enemies that were far away or invisible
if you were a melee or unarmed character it was an awesome gap-closer or way to kill fast enemies that would otherwise outrun you
if you have melee weapons or were unarmed, you could use it to teleport
if you target with VATS your aim is still on them when you exit VATS, making a sniper shot ez
User avatar #25 - trollmobile (02/25/2015) [-]
i was not aware of these uses for the vats
if i were to run a melee character, i certainly would use vats
User avatar #28 - minorian (02/25/2015) [-]
Heh, I also think VATS was mostly made for the console users. Imagine having to hit a bloatfly on a controller.

I love Fallout, but for the love of God, I couldn't complete a melee playthrough in any of the games. It's just so hard in the beginning and boring in the late-game, but that's just my opinion.

I usually spammed VATS whereever I went in Fallout3+NV, mostly because it's so easy to miss friendly NPCs, because they don't shoot at you. Unique encounters can only happens once per play through, so it's really sad to miss one of those.
User avatar #13 - theshinypen (02/25/2015) [-]
Vats wasnt in the original games. It was turn based
#14 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
yes it was you got to choose where you hit things you dope
User avatar #15 - theshinypen (02/25/2015) [-]
Aimed shots does not equate vats.
#18 - minorian (02/25/2015) [-]
I know. I love Fallout.
Hence only using VATS will make it like Fallout 1 and 2: you spend your AP in VATS and then wait for it to refill. VATS is your turn and the refill-time for your AP is their turn.

VATS was made as a reference to how you played Fallout 1 and 2. The 'power' you use in VATS is even called Action Points, which is what the points you could spend on your turn in Fallout 1 and 2 was called.
User avatar #95 - theshinypen (02/25/2015) [-]
I could see how only using vats could be a throwback to fallout 2
User avatar #120 - minorian (02/26/2015) [-]
Noice. Now take your red thumb back, pls, it's killing me
User avatar #123 - theshinypen (02/26/2015) [-]
There you go
User avatar #124 - minorian (02/26/2015) [-]
Oh man, oh man, that makes me so satisfied. Nothing better than useless online currency.
User avatar #125 - theshinypen (02/26/2015) [-]
Its why all of us are here
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#78 - awomanscorned (02/02/2015) [-]
here you go, sorry about that. I've been really sick and never even checked my alt account.
User avatar #79 to #78 - shiifter (02/03/2015) [-]
Thanks, no problem
User avatar #72 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
ill buy dat holy dragon
User avatar #73 to #72 - shiifter (01/21/2015) [-]
Sorry, not for sale. That one's my pride and joy.
User avatar #74 to #73 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
toast dragon?
User avatar #75 to #74 - shiifter (01/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure.
User avatar #76 to #75 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
how much
User avatar #77 to #76 - shiifter (01/21/2015) [-]
12k, considering the reagents.
User avatar #69 - doomrager (01/13/2015) [-]
leave me one dont give uniques.
User avatar #70 to #69 - shiifter (01/13/2015) [-]
uhh, what?
User avatar #71 to #70 - doomrager (01/13/2015) [-]
you sent me a trade for 8 holy souls. I got only 8. Send for 7
User avatar #67 - jorgethemaster (01/10/2015) [-]
I feel bad declining all your trades. )': But that isn't for sale either, I wanna gift it to someone when they come back on the site.
User avatar #68 to #67 - shiifter (01/10/2015) [-]
It's fine.
User avatar #64 - jorgethemaster (01/10/2015) [-]
Not selling food, sorry. ):
User avatar #65 to #64 - shiifter (01/10/2015) [-]
You selling the spaghetti monster?
User avatar #66 to #65 - jorgethemaster (01/10/2015) [-]
I only have one. D:
User avatar #61 - azswampy (12/11/2014) [-]
Selling Souls of Eternal Damnation/ Insanity souls?
User avatar #62 to #61 - shiifter (12/11/2014) [-]
no, sorry.

Funny you logging in just now though. This is the first time i've been online in months.
User avatar #63 to #62 - azswampy (12/11/2014) [-]
Oh okay man all good and wb
User avatar #60 - captainfuckitall (08/29/2013) [-]
Due to Funnyjunk's new add's, I can see who thumbed up and down my content and comments. I can now see that it was actually you who was an oversensitive religious dick who thumbed down my posts because your balls hurt.

This also just proves you weren't enough of a man to send me a comment while in your profile; lucky for me, now you don't need to

How does it feel getting those thumbs right back, you little bitch
#58 - anonexplains (08/12/2013) [-]
Still ******* horses you stupid brony?
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User avatar #45 - shiifter (01/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #44 - shayschamp (01/05/2013) [-]
I used the books and failed then got another dagger ._.
User avatar #41 - ironwall (12/31/2012) [-]
do not do that, thats way overpriced.
User avatar #42 to #41 - shiifter (12/31/2012) [-]
the rit one?
User avatar #43 to #42 - ironwall (12/31/2012) [-]
yeah
#38 - anonexplains (12/30/2012) [-]
just latched the script onto all your comments, your total will now equal 0 thumbs, Goodbye :)
#40 to #38 - anonexplains (12/30/2012) [-]
Please stop spreading lies, you idiot.
User avatar #39 to #38 - shiifter (12/30/2012) [-]
I wanna see this.
User avatar #35 - iloverapingmen (12/29/2012) [-]
Thanks man
User avatar #36 to #35 - shiifter (12/29/2012) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #34 - shiifter (12/27/2012) [-]
You literally made Adolf Hitler get off his dick-throne in the midst of the flames of hell, walk into the bathroom, and sob quietly in the corner of a shower. He held a bottle of cheap whiskey in his shaking hand, no longer secure in his position as the world’s least likeable human being.
User avatar #33 - shiifter (12/27/2012) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now
#30 - donchanclas (12/24/2012) [-]
no luck
User avatar #31 to #30 - shiifter (12/24/2012) [-]
jesus christ
User avatar #29 - UnionX (12/22/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas
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