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#373642 - get better 7 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#144958 - no, ****** new wave 8 hours ago on Music - new music, hip hop... +3
#144952 - ? this is amazing, i have to move it to the top 4 of …  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #144954 - awesomerninjathing (9 hours ago) [-]
#373558 - if i dont score a 35 im thinking about hanging myself … 9 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#144948 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 9 hours ago on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #144951 - awesomerninjathing (9 hours ago) [-]
didnt you really like some russian album with like green squares as a cover
#144952 - shibe (9 hours ago) [-]

this is amazing, i have to move it to the top 4 of my charts some time, i'll do it later though
User avatar #144954 - awesomerninjathing (9 hours ago) [-]
#373529 - Man this guy is ******* stupid.  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #373537 - lulzformalaysiaair (11 hours ago) [-]
Shut up shibe you fucking 13 year old moron.
#144933 - yea but i can't exactly help with that, i'm just telling you w…  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #144935 - ultrablue (11 hours ago) [-]
Did they promote you from private cunt to sergeant cunt, shibe?
#144931 - sounds like some cheesy hard rock loop music  [+] (3 new replies) 12 hours ago on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #144932 - tredbear (12 hours ago) [-]
I still asked for source.
User avatar #144933 - shibe (12 hours ago) [-]
yea but i can't exactly help with that, i'm just telling you what i think sounds like it and maybe you could some searching for yourself
User avatar #144935 - ultrablue (11 hours ago) [-]
Did they promote you from private cunt to sergeant cunt, shibe?
#373526 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #373546 - awesomerninjathing (11 hours ago) [-]
#144929 - i like it 13 hours ago on Music - new music, hip hop... 0


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User avatar #3689 - shibe (01/11/2015) [+] (4 replies)
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Most people don't know it, but there is a far older piece of educed audio being circulated, but only amongst scholars of ancient civilizations.

In 2008 an archaeologist named Manuela Correia was searching for lost artifacts in the Southwest Palace of King Sennacherib, the location that the Library of Ashurbanipal was discovered at. The expedition was a success, as 32 tablets were discovered together in a chest that was buried under fifteen feet of earth.

The tablets seemed to have come from different sources, but in general were from the Neo-Assyrian period and seemed to be contemporary with the famous library. The earliest date that could be identified was from around 648 BC, as it mentions the consequences of the rebellion of Shamash-shum-ukin as a recent event. The tablets were often cracked and worn which rendered much of them unreadable, but it was clear that they had a common theme. They appeared to be the work of scribes sent by Ashurbanipal to collect information on ancient lore and history from the Babylonian region.

The texts told of a figure named Ramaash of Susa, a highly enigmatic figure in science and philosophy of the Ancient Near East comparable to Pythagorus. This comparison is very apt because like the Greek, he had a cult that followed his teachings very closely and resembled later esoteric traditions such as freemasons and rosicrucians. After an analysis and translation of the tablets in the chest, one of them was discovered to be the earliest educed piece of audio yet discovered, an ancient engraving of Ramaash's own voice. The only other source discovered that mentions Ramaash is an obscure manuscript by Athenian historian Praxagoras, which also unfortunately happens to be incomplete.

By combining the ancient tablets and Praxagoras's manuscript, this is what is known of Ramaash:

Ramaash of Susa arrived in Babylonia during the late reign of Hammurabi, somewhere around 1760 BC. No notes of his origin have survived aside from the assumption that he had been born in Susa due to his name.

His teachings on religion and science were startling for their time and place. He taught that the Babylonian deities were created for nothing but control, and that the only true God in the world was named Kho. Kho was a being of evil who was older than time itself and inhabited every misery and misfortune in the world. Ramaash believed that Kho lived in all things and was responsible for the underlying horribleness and tragedy of the universe.

Unlike the Gods commonly revered in Babylonian, Akkadian, and Sumerian cultures, Kho had no form or likeness. His only visual representation was all-encompassing nothingness. According to one of the tablets, Ramaash believed Kho was beyond form. This was intentional so that he could never be seen or even imagined by human perception, for if humans were to do so it would surely spell their eternal doom. It was also said that Kho was the one who cloaked the world in night every evening. When people slept he would sweep through the landscape out beyond the limits of our sight and put vicious beasts and horrible monstrosities in the world as punishment for people's belief in and worship of other Gods.

Ramaash espoused the belief that Babylonia was a plague on humankind, and that only the recognition and fear of Kho would save humanity. Unlike other gods though, Kho apparently despised religious rituals and piety, instead urging humans to try to comprehend the world around them through philosophy, science, technology, and mathematics. Ramaash claimed that Kho despised humanity because humanity had the potential "to be as gods" if they exercised their minds but never did so. He further claimed that in the near future, humanity would be judged by Kho, and gave a frightening apocalyptic prediction for what would happen if people continued to practice religion at the expense of knowledge.

He claimed that the earth would be cast into a void of darkness for the rest of eternity, and in darkness all the plants and animals would perish, and water would turn to "the bitter pus of beasts". Then when all was dead and empty, plants with stinging thorns and poisonous odors would spring from the soil, "and spill the black and bitter blood of the earth". From the ends of the horizons huge monstrosities beyond the limits of human imagination would be spawned and would lay siege to the cities and devour their inhabitants.

Humans would be kept alive for this eternal punishment due to their wickedness, but they would still feel the pain of a thousand deaths. They would feel the pangs of starvation, their flesh being ripped by vultures, their entire bodies devoured by monsters, their lungs closed by suffocating aromas, and their insides melted by poisonous fruits, but would live forever with only more suffering to look forward to.

The citizens of Babylonia scorned Ramaash for his impiety, and Hammurabi quickly banished him from teaching in the town square. However, he managed to gain a small but extremely dedicated band of followers who continued to meet him in the wilderness on the outskirts of the city. In this removed area, his followers built a temple in the shape of a large dome. Here they were free to practice Ramaash's highly advanced science and engineering. Ramaash was interested in representing aspects of nature through mathematics, algorithms, and diagrams.

Like the secret societies of modern day, their work was protected vigilantly from outsiders, so his teachings remain mostly unknown. However, around 1742 BC, after the death of Hammurabi and subsequent inheritance of Babylonia by his son Samsu-iluna, Ramaash's followers took advantage of the disarray that fell over Babylonia and returned to the town square. Here, Ramaash explained that society was doomed to never understand the truth, that the only things that are sacred and eternal are death, suffering, and nothingness. He then added Kho would soon send a reign of darkness over Babylonia and the wicked earth it begat, bowed his head, and chanted something in a language no one understood. After this he slit his own throat with a piece of sharpened metal and fell to the ground.

The artifacts remaining in the meeting place of Ramaash's followers were then taken to the city for research, although what remained was mostly inconsequential. None of their esoteric doctrine survived. One of only remnants was an engraving that managed to function as an extremely primitive spectrogram, and another slab explaining it as such, both of which wound up in the chest unearthed by Manuela Correia. The explanation that accompanied this "spectrogram" only stated the following, roughly translated into English:

Here lies the voice of Ramaash, the most wise and most [inquired?] of the accursed city

clay lives eternally the wicked city Babylon

Hail Kho and [repent?]

It makes no mention of the method used to capture Ramaash's vocal tones. This knowledge died with his followers and continues to baffle scholars.

Recently however, the engraved slab that Ramaash used to save his voice for future generations has been translated into audio by experts in a similar field as Patrick Feaster, the man primarily responsible for this collection. This is the yielded result:

#3595 - shibe (11/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #3741 - teoyuppie (03/03/2015) [-]
k.d. lang - Constant Craving (Video)
Deep, brooding 90's Lesbian **** . Thought you'd might like it,
User avatar #3724 - cycloneclone (02/17/2015) [-]
how's it hangin
User avatar #3725 to #3724 - shibe (02/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #3726 to #3725 - cycloneclone (02/17/2015) [-]
are you still pumpin out those tunes like a workhorse or have you slowed down
User avatar #3727 to #3726 - shibe (02/17/2015) [-]
i'm really only making music when i'm in that "hey i got an idea" zone

so never
User avatar #3728 to #3727 - cycloneclone (02/17/2015) [-]
like my daddy always used to say
better to make a few ****** songs than a ******** of them ;^)
User avatar #3729 to #3728 - shibe (02/17/2015) [-]
tell your dad he's wrong
User avatar #3731 to #3730 - shibe (02/17/2015) [-]
Because he doesn't know I have 356 unreleased tracks just in my unreleased folder, and I can unleash them at any time.
User avatar #3732 to #3731 - cycloneclone (02/17/2015) [-]
anthology when?
User avatar #3733 to #3732 - shibe (02/17/2015) [-]
When I die.
User avatar #3734 to #3733 - cycloneclone (02/17/2015) [-]
just a few random unrelated q's
where do you live again
what school do you go to
can you give me a general description of your appearance
would be rather be shot or stabbed to death
User avatar #3735 to #3734 - shibe (02/17/2015) [-]
Anchorage, Alaska Why would anyone live here?
That one elementary school on the left
14 days old, beautiful masculine face that makes everyone go "wow shibe is so attractive omg omg omg"
both at the same time
User avatar #3736 to #3735 - cycloneclone (02/17/2015) [-]
wait do you actually live in AK
i thought you were in OK
User avatar #3737 to #3736 - shibe (02/17/2015) [-]

barren wasteland out here, ******* sucks dick
User avatar #3738 to #3737 - cycloneclone (02/17/2015) [-]
I've been there a few times
Nice there in the summertime
#3722 to #3721 - shibe (02/16/2015) [-]
#3714 - anonexplains (01/28/2015) [-]
you have two shadows now?
what did you do to make people love you that much bro
User avatar #3716 to #3714 - shiibe (01/28/2015) [-]
it isn't hard
User avatar #3715 to #3714 - shibe (01/28/2015) [-]
it isn't hard
#3717 to #3715 - anonexplains (01/28/2015) [-]
>>3716, ******* lol
User avatar #3719 to #3717 - shiibe (01/28/2015) [-]
i dont know what to do
User avatar #3718 to #3717 - shibe (01/28/2015) [-]
i dont know what to do
#3720 to #3718 - anonexplains (01/28/2015) [-]
you don't have to do anything.
User avatar #3702 - teoyeezy (01/26/2015) [-]
do you havea tumblr brah
User avatar #3704 to #3703 - teoyeezy (01/26/2015) [-]
look at my art blog anyways that i started yesterday

You need to login to view this link
#3705 to #3704 - shibe (01/26/2015) [-]
i forgot i actually did have a tumblr but i never use it so   
this is cool, that first drawing, is it yours? Because that's 						*******					 crazy man
i forgot i actually did have a tumblr but i never use it so

this is cool, that first drawing, is it yours? Because that's ******* crazy man
User avatar #3706 to #3705 - teoyeezy (01/26/2015) [-]
yea its all mine, thanks <3
#3707 to #3706 - shibe (01/26/2015) [-]

Now I saw some ones that I recognized before but i didn't think they were all yours.

holy ******* **** dude
User avatar #3708 to #3707 - teoyeezy (01/26/2015) [-]
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
User avatar #3709 to #3708 - shibe (01/26/2015) [-]
just wondering

how many marijuana pills did you take before you got inspiration for the picture at the top
User avatar #3710 to #3709 - teoyeezy (01/26/2015) [-]
like 5000000 marijuana pills and some lean
User avatar #3711 to #3710 - shibe (01/26/2015) [-]
oh my god

my parents say marywona pills make you homosexual and you hate christ

is it true?
User avatar #3712 to #3711 - teoyeezy (01/26/2015) [-]
sadly, yes shib. it is tru
User avatar #3713 to #3712 - shibe (01/26/2015) [-]
well im just gonna say jesus still loves u and u can always ask him for forgiveness
User avatar #3694 - misticalz (01/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #3697 to #3694 - shibe (01/18/2015) [-]
im awake now
User avatar #3700 to #3699 - shibe (01/18/2015) [-]
woah im gonna say it i do not like this

the vocals and the synth are just not co-operating with each other and it just sounds off and unnatural
User avatar #3701 to #3700 - misticalz (01/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #3693 - thebestpieever (01/18/2015) [-]
esplendor geometrico - moscu esta helado This is **** and dumb. D'you like it?
User avatar #3696 to #3693 - shibe (01/18/2015) [-]
eh its ok
#3691 - anonexplains (01/17/2015) [-]
shibe da menes yu are loking for

are of anauda webpage

visit redbit - ids bredy funi

put yours finger higher if you reading it
User avatar #3680 - teoyuppie (01/07/2015) [-]
Your profile looks so hardcore with that color scheme and wallpaper.
User avatar #3681 to #3680 - shibe (01/07/2015) [-]
Sunny Day Real Estate Song About An Angel I tried to be as edgy as possible
User avatar #3682 to #3681 - teoyuppie (01/07/2015) [-]
Would you be offended if I compared them to Weezer?
User avatar #3683 to #3682 - shibe (01/07/2015) [-]
Well considering they're noting like Weezer.

User avatar #3684 to #3683 - shibe (01/07/2015) [-]

**** everything
User avatar #3685 to #3684 - teoyuppie (01/07/2015) [-]
It's weezer-ish. kek
User avatar #3686 to #3685 - shibe (01/07/2015) [-]
Maybe if you know nothing about midwest emo
User avatar #3678 - giffythetoad (01/01/2015) [-]
You may be Shibe, but I call you ShiBae
#3669 - teoyeezy (12/29/2014) [-]
My USB with all of my art is at school in my dorm, so Ill just post the few pieces i have on my computer.
I got into my top school with a half ride, so that's cool. and another one of my top schools, kansas city art institute, is offering me a minimum of 16000 a year at the start, which is a bit over half. swag
User avatar #3675 to #3669 - shibe (12/29/2014) [-]
Congratulations man, I hope I'll have good enough grades to get into school cheaply. They're basically all I have to lean on.
User avatar #3676 to #3675 - teoyeezy (12/29/2014) [-]
really, don't worry about it. undergrad is all about just getting through school, then you can probably go to a good graduate program for free based on how you did in college. what do you wanna pursue?
User avatar #3677 to #3676 - shibe (12/29/2014) [-]
one problem is im undecided

psychology, pathology, politics, a lot of things sound fun to me.
#3673 to #3672 - teoyeezy (12/29/2014) [-]
This is 3 feet tall
User avatar #3687 to #3673 - themagicwizard (01/10/2015) [-]
Can I have it? I'll give you $2.50, it's all I have on me.
User avatar #3674 to #3673 - shibe (12/29/2014) [-]
damn dude that's really impressive
#3664 - megavoir (12/28/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #3660 - cycloneclone (12/23/2014) [-]
why didnt you come in the tinychat room
it was a lot of fun
User avatar #3661 to #3660 - shibe (12/23/2014) [-]
There was a tinychat room?
User avatar #3662 to #3661 - cycloneclone (12/23/2014) [-]
yuppie hosted it
it went on for like 3.5 hours
its the first one i've been in like a year
User avatar #3663 to #3662 - shibe (12/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #3658 - xinzley (12/19/2014) [-]
good username
User avatar #3659 to #3658 - shibe (12/19/2014) [-]
no i dont
User avatar #3643 - cycloneclone (12/14/2014) [-]
hey kid
User avatar #3644 to #3643 - cycloneclone (12/14/2014) [-]
talk to me
User avatar #3647 to #3646 - shibe (12/14/2014) [-]
ok what the **** do you need
User avatar #3648 to #3647 - cycloneclone (12/14/2014) [-]
i just wanna talk
dont have to be so grumpy
User avatar #3649 to #3648 - shibe (12/14/2014) [-]
**** YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #3650 to #3649 - cycloneclone (12/14/2014) [-]
good talk heh
User avatar #3651 to #3650 - shibe (12/14/2014) [-]
eh im just kinda tired since i just woke up and i can't get this torrent to work so now i can't make any more ****** ambient music for a while so i won't be able to have a large discography of **** like merzbow : (
User avatar #3652 to #3651 - cycloneclone (12/14/2014) [-]
ey ***** from what i've heard, your music really isn't too bad
User avatar #3653 to #3652 - shibe (12/14/2014) [-]
but you haven't heard my bad music


im trying to have one huge ass discography full of albums made in 3 hours

www.discogs.com/artist/12551-Merzbow like this guy
User avatar #3654 to #3653 - cycloneclone (12/14/2014) [-]
those were both pretty decent tbh
keep doin what you're doin, but I dont think you have to make as much as possible just because one japanese guy did. quality over quantity.
User avatar #3656 to #3654 - shibe (12/14/2014) [-]
and also doing it because it's sorta fun

to just do lots of random **** and sometimes get a "hey that actually sounds kinda nice" thing is quite fun for the afternoon if you're bored
User avatar #3657 to #3656 - cycloneclone (12/14/2014) [-]
Yeah I can see that. You're far more talented at it than I could ever be. If it makes you happy, just keep doing it.
User avatar #3655 to #3654 - shibe (12/14/2014) [-]
no im doing kinda as a joke so i can like say

"i released 300 albums in a year, what have you done?"
#3641 - anonexplains (12/12/2014) [-]
shibby how is your life doing
User avatar #3642 to #3641 - shibe (12/12/2014) [-]

my life is better than it was 2 months ago, but i could be happier
User avatar #3639 - hauntzor (12/09/2014) [-]
aaron dilloway - the beauty bath i (excerpt) [2013]

checkout dis guy
User avatar #3640 to #3639 - shibe (12/09/2014) [-]
dis is cool

i've seen some of his other stuff

but from what i remember it was a lot harsher
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