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sherlockbatman

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Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:7/31/2015
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#81 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/21/2015 on Lemme scratch my 0
#24 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/21/2015 on Freeman +4
#25 - totallytito (07/21/2015) [-]
Bro, for all he knows he was being stalked by a creepy psycho that had access to his car, jizzed on a picture, and left it in there. He has his address and mails pizza to him, he leaves untraceable mail in his mailbox just to harass him. He completely messed with a restaurant system in such a manner that it potentially endangered the other employee's livelihood. When he finally did the responsible thing and called the police, even they couldn't help them.

Why? Because OP didn't like the way he ran the shop.

This man is a terrorist.
Jokes are supposed to be harmless and easy to recover from.
#27 - sherlockbatman (07/21/2015) [-]
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not once did his boss calmly ask whoever was doing it to please stop. he didn't try any discussion at all.
just "whoever did this is fired and dead!!!111!! REEEEEEEE"
he could have gathered his employees and ended it without any trouble
maybe they could have explained that his labeling requirements were annoying everyone
maybe he could've learned to take a joke before raging so hard and encouraging this troll
User avatar #31 - totallytito (07/21/2015) [-]
From his perspective, he was working hard to make a living and possibly support a family.
Do you think he wants to work at a pizza place forever? No, he wants to do a superior job and get that raise. He wants to afford to get out of there. A happy boss means a happy wallet. The performance of his employees reflect on his paycheck.

That man was being extra careful and organized to keep the workplace tidy and functional to appease his higher ups and move out. Suddenly when his ticket out of town is completely disrupted by an anonymous social hacker, then yeah he probably has the right to be pissed. He probably wants to live a nice life, he probably wants his kids to have a nice life.

Without a GM, that place is just running solo without anyone keeping the place together until it eventually falls behind to the point of unsustainability.
#43 - sherlockbatman (07/21/2015) [-]
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one less fast food joint
both parties handled it badly, but the GM handled it worse
why he hef to be med?
flying off the handle like that, to the point of constant instability, is not reasonable
don't justify his rage, he's a squealing tard who egged on a harmless joke until it went far and he boiled over like an unwatched pot
that's weak character
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#31 - yes, they were wrong after extensive training and licensin…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2015 on Dafuq you eating Gimme sum +1
#62 - fresighto (07/21/2015) [-]
>random bat inspection
that mental image tho
#65 - nachobeldavid (07/21/2015) [-]
Bat raid
#29 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/21/2015 on Dafuq you eating Gimme sum -1
#28 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/21/2015 on Dafuq you eating Gimme sum 0
User avatar #30 - jjvoodoo (07/21/2015) [-]
many places on the internet, where they wrong? because i really want a bat
User avatar #31 - sherlockbatman (07/21/2015) [-]
yes, they were wrong
after extensive training and licensing, if you have a dark, damp~ish hangout for your bat with room for it to flap around, like a basement, you can own a bat. better to get a baby to ensure it's disease-free and grows up comfortable with its surroundings. the best pet bats are ones that naturally can't fly from like a birth defect or something. it's not that uncommon and it'll be easier to care for since it won't miss flying long distances. bats don't like cages and fences confuse their sonar until they bonk into a wall.
you biggest problem is going to be getting one legally. if you want the easy way, just skip the procedures and buy one off craigslist or something. you do have to get them vaccinated, so maybe pay off the vet. they're pretty chill if you're not a dipshit with your animal.
not like the cops are gonna drop in on a random bat inspection
#62 - fresighto (07/21/2015) [-]
>random bat inspection
that mental image tho
#65 - nachobeldavid (07/21/2015) [-]
Bat raid
#40 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/21/2015 on comic 0
#81 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2015 on True +3
#138 - washingtonhick (07/21/2015) [-]
You are a god, thank you.
#102 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/20/2015 on Thigh Land +1
#101 - it's the FJ color scheme 07/20/2015 on Thigh Land 0
#345 - Kojima has said before that his real passion is writing vi… 07/20/2015 on They had it coming 0
#342 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/20/2015 on They had it coming +2
#1469 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/20/2015 on This is what molested you... 0
#9 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/20/2015 on Spongebob Was Pretty Dark 0
#7 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/20/2015 on joker got jokes 0
#45 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/20/2015 on Based 0
#65 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/20/2015 on aww yiss -1
#60 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2015 on aww yiss +3
#64 - Jeff C (07/20/2015) [-]
Huh, that is true I guess. That's some forward ass thinking mayne
#56 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2015 on aww yiss +3
#59 - Jeff C (07/20/2015) [-]
Did you delete your comment because you rolled a pony? Lmfao
#60 - sherlockbatman (07/20/2015) [-]
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I always figure it's best not to leave those pictures up for others to roll
if everyone deletes their ponies, we'll start rolling less and less of them
#64 - Jeff C (07/20/2015) [-]
Huh, that is true I guess. That's some forward ass thinking mayne
#55 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2015 on aww yiss 0
#57 - Jeff C (07/20/2015) [-]
Yeah I figured which is why ive never done it, but if I ever had $20 burning a hole in my pocket and was that bored yanno?
#53 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2015 on aww yiss -1
#58 - methylgroup (07/20/2015) [-]
So this isn't like married Tinder where everyone just wants to fuck? I can't willingly be the side piece in a marriage? Coo-coo-cachoo Ms. Robinson?
#65 - sherlockbatman (07/20/2015) [-]
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it's more like a chatroom through craigslist, but you have to pay out the ass for the privilege
#51 - it's temporary he's been deaf before it's the price of… 07/20/2015 on Good guy Deadpool 0
#46 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/20/2015 on Good guy Deadpool +5
#21 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/20/2015 on Realistic movies 0
#19 - I meant slices of his scalp were forcibly peeled off, hair and…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2015 on Realistic movies 0
User avatar #20 - testaburger (07/20/2015) [-]
Shrapnel, perhaps, but not pressure.

Can we at least agree that his injuries are not realistic?
#21 - sherlockbatman (07/20/2015) [-]
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oh, they're fake as shit
nothing in this post makes any sense
I don't even think that's a real cigarette
#17 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/20/2015 on Realistic movies 0
User avatar #22 - drakenumen (07/20/2015) [-]
yo wtf you rolled a picture that I made and someone intentionally re-posted. How about that.
User avatar #18 - testaburger (07/20/2015) [-]
Pressure doesn't just yank off lumps of hair, you know

The lack of hair in the lumps makes sense if heat burnt off the hairs, then left burn marks on the skin underneath.
User avatar #19 - sherlockbatman (07/20/2015) [-]
I meant slices of his scalp were forcibly peeled off, hair and all, either by the pressure or shrapnel bouncing off him
User avatar #20 - testaburger (07/20/2015) [-]
Shrapnel, perhaps, but not pressure.

Can we at least agree that his injuries are not realistic?
#21 - sherlockbatman (07/20/2015) [-]
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oh, they're fake as shit
nothing in this post makes any sense
I don't even think that's a real cigarette
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#9 - murrlogic (05/20/2015) [-]
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User avatar #7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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