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sherlockbatman

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#24 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2016 on 4gag +1
#25 - zipov (06/21/2016) [-]
Are you also a normal, nice person and only a dickhead on FJ, like me?
#26 - sherlockbatman (06/21/2016) [-]
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no, I'm much more interesting than that
#22 - Thanks for the thought, but I'm already in a committed relatio…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/21/2016 on 4gag 0
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#23 - zipov (06/21/2016) [-]
Yes, having hands is great, isn't it?
#24 - sherlockbatman (06/21/2016) [-]
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it really is great. she has hands as well
and I've always thought her hands looked very nice
I don't know how she keeps them so soft
#25 - zipov (06/21/2016) [-]
Are you also a normal, nice person and only a dickhead on FJ, like me?
#26 - sherlockbatman (06/21/2016) [-]
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no, I'm much more interesting than that
#86 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2016 on On point 0
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#119 - popeflatus (06/21/2016) [-]
The Noah story is based on much older Mesopotamian myths such as the Epic of Gilgamesh. Noah never existed.
#20 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/21/2016 on 4gag 0
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#21 - zipov (06/21/2016) [-]
Heh heh, I wish you good luck in life, and even more luck in finding a mate who will put up with your petty and prickly personality.

You won this argument entirely and I must retreat in shame.
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#22 - sherlockbatman (06/21/2016) [-]
Thanks for the thought, but I'm already in a committed relationship and I'm very happy with who I have
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#23 - zipov (06/21/2016) [-]
Yes, having hands is great, isn't it?
#24 - sherlockbatman (06/21/2016) [-]
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it really is great. she has hands as well
and I've always thought her hands looked very nice
I don't know how she keeps them so soft
#25 - zipov (06/21/2016) [-]
Are you also a normal, nice person and only a dickhead on FJ, like me?
#26 - sherlockbatman (06/21/2016) [-]
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no, I'm much more interesting than that
#18 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/21/2016 on 4gag 0
#19 - zipov (06/21/2016) [-]
1. Understanding other people and not lashing out at them because you didn't get your tendies. just take your custom somewhere else, mr. Avenger of the offended Subway customers
2. Not having the time to make a list for some douchebag on FJ.
#20 - sherlockbatman (06/21/2016) [-]
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that irony though
there's a difference between being a mature, patient adult and being a passive, spineless puss
you don't let customer service representatives fucking talk down to you like that.
it's called having self-respect. he wasn't avenging other customers, this was personal and petty revenge.
she was incredibly immature and unprofessional.
you judge this guy for dicking around with some asshole guinea, but not her for that disrespect and rudeness at work, like there's any excuse for acting so bitchy to customers.
incidentally, you failed both of your own requirements
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#21 - zipov (06/21/2016) [-]
Heh heh, I wish you good luck in life, and even more luck in finding a mate who will put up with your petty and prickly personality.

You won this argument entirely and I must retreat in shame.
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#22 - sherlockbatman (06/21/2016) [-]
Thanks for the thought, but I'm already in a committed relationship and I'm very happy with who I have
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#23 - zipov (06/21/2016) [-]
Yes, having hands is great, isn't it?
#24 - sherlockbatman (06/21/2016) [-]
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it really is great. she has hands as well
and I've always thought her hands looked very nice
I don't know how she keeps them so soft
#25 - zipov (06/21/2016) [-]
Are you also a normal, nice person and only a dickhead on FJ, like me?
#26 - sherlockbatman (06/21/2016) [-]
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no, I'm much more interesting than that
#77 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2016 on On point -1
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#79 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
so god wouldn't tell noah to manufacture an arch because it's inherent to his prehistoric ways?
#86 - sherlockbatman (06/21/2016) [-]
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Noah couldn't even begin to do any of the math that goes into ship design and measurement
God almost literally held his hand through every fucking step of the process. God practically built the boat himself.
Everything in the bible that might seem technically impressive and well-designed is credited to God doing at least 90% of the work and telling people how to do things.
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#119 - popeflatus (06/21/2016) [-]
The Noah story is based on much older Mesopotamian myths such as the Epic of Gilgamesh. Noah never existed.
#50 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 06/21/2016 on "Because this is a metaphor... 0
#108 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 06/21/2016 on The Japanese Have Invaded... 0
#35 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 06/20/2016 on Mirrors 0
#20 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 06/20/2016 on Poni Yshid Nyeney Cakl 0