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Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
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#30 - Picture  [+] (2 replies) 07/01/2016 on Comic Comp #22 Mini +30
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#92 - creamgravy (07/02/2016) [-]
That isn't how it works, but it still probably wouldn't work. Punisher might be brutal and kill alot of people but everyone hes killed was some kind of criminal. IIRC Ghost Rider's penance stare causes them to feel the pain of everyone innocent person they've ever killed. Im not sure what arc this is however so idk if Punisher killed anyone innocent, correct me if i'm wrong.
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#99 - dndxplain (07/02/2016) [-]
it makes them feel utter dispair (hence why it empowers ghostrider's biggest foe, Blackheart) and burns their soul for every sin they have committed, and inflicts seven fold the pain of each of their victims. has nothing to do with innocent lives or not.
#57 - butch lesbians are like angry uber-women who hate men fem …  [+] (1 reply) 07/01/2016 on Happy Birthday! 0
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#58 - sketchysketchist (07/01/2016) [-]
Ah I see.
Bros are cool, whiny bitches are unlikable.
Gotcha.
#16 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (33 replies) 06/30/2016 on Reinvigorated +15
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#17 - totallytito (06/30/2016) [-]
I don't read every comic so I dont know.
#57 - thegamepixel (07/01/2016) [-]
Then why would you comment about it?
#58 - totallytito (07/01/2016) [-]
Because I can?
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#61 - thegamepixel (07/01/2016) [-]
And so you give up the last shred of even pretending to be knowledgable or give advice. Why the fuck are you even here?
#62 - totallytito (07/01/2016) [-]
When I give advice I'm called pretentious.
If I give knowledge/experience gained from my life, I'm 'biased'.
When I don't do either, I get questioned what I am.

Bruv, I don't care anymore and follow my own whims.
As the ancient hawaiians used to say;
"The ocean does not float around you, you float within it.
You must swim and choose whether you sink or float and swim as you please, rather than letting the currents tell you where you belong"
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#63 - thegamepixel (07/01/2016) [-]
Well yeah, you are pretentious and biased, but at least you stuck to your theme. Now you're pretentious, biases, and a waste of space.
#64 - totallytito (07/01/2016) [-]
I give you what you want and you still bitch.
Leave me alone bruv.
I've got a life to enjoy and you're not helpin.
#66 - thegamepixel (07/01/2016) [-]
>enjoying life
>funnyjunk
pick one
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#67 - totallytito (07/01/2016) [-]
do you not enjoy FJ?
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#68 - thegamepixel (07/01/2016) [-]
if you consider FJ your life, that's pretty sad.
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#69 - totallytito (07/01/2016) [-]
I never said it's my life.
It's possible to enjoy FJ and enjoying life.
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#70 - thegamepixel (07/01/2016) [-]
You've been on this site long enough to know that you can't escape.
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#74 - totallytito (07/01/2016) [-]
So I've got a deal for you; if you can raise 80 dollars,
totallytito is gone from this site for good.
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#78 - thegamepixel (07/01/2016) [-]
disregarding the fact that that would require actually paying you money which is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of in my life, that would still leave your other accounts, potential for a new one, and anon. Frankly, though, I don't really care about you at all. You're just another autistic faggot on the internet.
#82 - totallytito (07/01/2016) [-]
Then why do you continue to speak to me?
Just hide all and stop bitching
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#84 - thegamepixel (07/01/2016) [-]
I don't hide people. I like to hear what people have to say, even if its stupid and I like to be open to everyone else's ideas (cause I don't automatically think mine are the best). Besides, I quite enjoy calling you out on your stupidity.
#86 - totallytito (07/01/2016) [-]
So what does calling me out on our disagreements do?
To make a small obscure site think that I'm dumb?
To make yourself feel smarter?
To get those nice green thumbs?
Or is this your only way of feeling some control over your life, my friend?
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#96 - thegamepixel (07/01/2016) [-]
I don't, which is why debate is important for both me and the other person. That's my whole point.
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#97 - totallytito (07/01/2016) [-]
Oh stop jerking yourself. A second ago you said its for humiliation and now you say its for learning. Youre flip flopping harder than hilary. At least she waits a month.
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#92 - thegamepixel (07/01/2016) [-]
I like to help, and I myself like to learn. If I see an opinion on a topic that I disagree with and I am educated on, I will explain my stance. Then the person may respond with a counter-point. This is called debate and its how people mutually reach conclusions. Ideally at the end I will have learned something or the other person or both. Ignorance is the root of all problems and I take the job of attempting to reduce said ignorance my duty.
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#94 - totallytito (07/01/2016) [-]
And how are you aware that you are not being ignorant yourself
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#89 - thegamepixel (07/01/2016) [-]
Nah, I just get a hoot out of it. You know when your friend says something stupid and you all just take a moment to laugh at it. It's like that.Most of your comments are so ridiculously inane, that I revel in seeing how you could defend such a thing. I also try to make it my life's goal to try to educate people. It bothers me when someone misunderstands a topic and I like to do everything in my power to help said person, which is why I tend to engage in debates on Funnyjunk, as well as youtube and facebook and shit.
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#90 - totallytito (07/01/2016) [-]
What puts you in a position of educating people if you are the equal of everyone else? Your high horse is showing.
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#71 - totallytito (07/01/2016) [-]
Not gonna lie, this site reposts everything from imgur, facebook, tumblr, and reddit,
and I get to navigate all of that with the left and right arrow keys. It's like having most of the internet entertainment at your fingertips.

Sure would be nice if people didn't follow me around on FJ to call me names, but hey eventually they'll spam and I'll block them for that.

It also has the SU and Morbid channel,
so it's pretty neat. Still would be nice if some users weren't getting so mad at me over a theme account and taking stuff so seriously.
#77 - thegamepixel (07/01/2016) [-]
People don't follow you, your comments just pop up everywhere. I don't give a fuck about you but I've commented on your shit numerous times because your a pretentious cunt who acts like his opinions are better than everyone else's, as if your word will suddenly wake people up from the falseness they currently believe.
#81 - totallytito (07/01/2016) [-]
So do you speak for funnyjunk?
Is your opinion better than mine
How can you confirm that you are the only one who is right here?

I'm starting to wonder if you're just projecting yourself on me
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#83 - thegamepixel (07/01/2016) [-]
I state my opions, but I consider mine at the level of everyone else's. You say yours like their words from the heavens, as if you're about to grant us some divine wisdom from the ancient hawaiians.
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#85 - totallytito (07/01/2016) [-]
It's not the word from the heavens, it's the word from the ancient Hawaiians. It's part of the thing, maybe if you didn't take everything so seriously, you wouldn't be having such a hard time with a tiki pole shoved up your ass.
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#95 - thegamepixel (07/01/2016) [-]
I'm just letting you know why people think your opinions are shitty and preachy, haven't seen as much lately, but wtv.

NAFTA is losing jobs in America, companies move their factories to Mexico where the average pay is $3 an hour rather than 18 in America. Hillary has also stopped supporting the TPP. Feminists having any involvement in games could ruin franchises, such as Mirror's Edge 2. Fandoms and games don't faze me.

Islam is a scummy religion, I have studied part of the Quran as well as researching Muslim society in Muslim theocracies. Muslims in America are not radicalized because they have not been exposed to it, rather they are part of a Western culture. I doubt your friends are very devout, nor pray 5 times a day, because they are American first, Muslim second. There is a problem with radical Islam and while I'm all for freedom of religion, religions are ideas and those are not free from criticism. Anyone who truly follows Islam is a scum, someone who hates gays and women and non-believers, and I won't stand for that in my country. I'd be happy to share what I've found, but I'll do it tomorrow, its almost 5AM for me.

(This is what I mean when I say I try to educate people in a debate fashion)
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#91 - thegamepixel (07/01/2016) [-]
example of an original tito thing: *gif of a bully making fun of a kid and then the bullied kid beats him up*
"As the ancient Hawaiians used to say: 'some bullshit about karma'" funny, relevant, noncontroversial

tito later: *anything political*
"leftwing nonsense about how Trump sucks followed by an ancient Hawaiian quote on how mean people like Trump are bad" controversial, unfunny, haughty as you are projecting your opinions as "ancient wisdom." We all know that its not ancient wisdom, but the fact that you are trying to pass it as wisdom akin to the kind you did previously makes it haughty.
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#93 - totallytito (07/01/2016) [-]
You do realize I stopped doing that a long time ago right? I just straight-up say that Trump sucks nowadays.

I only use Ancient Hawaiian phrases as a creative way of delivering the same message. You just don't know how to disagree with people and to accept our differences. My opinion isn't going to get a large group of people banned from entering the US, nor sever our international trade.

Feminists aren't going to destroy my games.
Overrated games and fandoms aren't going to destroy my life.
These are brief and annoying short-term things.
If you actually kept tabs on me, this election is the first thing that actually matter to me. Many of our hydraulic shops and auto repair services require imported parts.

I also happen to have friends that happen to be in the Muslim Community and feel threatened by our very own country. I think it's unfair to them that a couple of angry teenagers are going to make the difference between giving them a normal life and a complete ostracization from society.

I stand up for the people that I care about, and the guy that you guys are sucking dick from it's going to disrupt the entire order.

However lately, I've decided to chill down. Hillary is cheating, without a doubt. But I'm going to let this slide. Our international Trade will be preserved and legal entry into our country will continue without discrimination.

Besides, we can get her impeached later.
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#87 - thegamepixel (07/01/2016) [-]
No, you're not getting my point. See, you were cool when you made funny little quips about funny posts and calling what you said something from the ancient hawaiians. Then, instead of just doing your normal funny lines, you started being more controversial in your "wisdom," especially when joining in political discussions. When you state opinions as advice from ancient hawaiians, it comes off as pretentious and haughty.
#88 - totallytito (07/01/2016) [-]
So by converting my personal opinion into advice based on fictional ancient Hawaiians makes me arrogant?

Okay how about this?
As the ancient tito whales used to say;
"To cross paths is to cross worlds, as the mind of each man was built for many years by different experiences"
#11 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (3 replies) 06/30/2016 on Touch the cow +3
#15 - thepizzadevourer (07/01/2016) [-]
SHUT IT DOWN
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#26 - zoomanfar (07/01/2016) [-]
Isn't oatmeal the guy who bitched about his shit being on fj, even threatening to sue?
#22 - yaybacon (07/01/2016) [-]
#54 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (3 replies) 06/30/2016 on Happy Birthday! 0
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#56 - sketchysketchist (07/01/2016) [-]
But butch lesbians are annoying as fuck.
Fem Lesbians are awesome!!!
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#57 - sherlockbatman (07/01/2016) [-]
butch lesbians are like angry uber-women who hate men
fem lesbians are the bros who love hot chicks right alongside the other bros
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#58 - sketchysketchist (07/01/2016) [-]
Ah I see.
Bros are cool, whiny bitches are unlikable.
Gotcha.