sherlockbatman

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#56 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2012 on Hand Made Pony Pins +14
#77 - lolibear (09/29/2012) [-]
can i have some sauce please?
#78 - betterguygreg (09/29/2012) [-]
Egoraptor
#55 - sounds like someone's got a small dick  [+] (8 new replies) 09/29/2012 on Hand Made Pony Pins 0
#57 - barehype (09/29/2012) [-]
sounds like someones insecure ;)
#58 - sherlockbatman (09/29/2012) [-]
not at all, friend
me and my penis share a very close relationship
he's always been a pretty cool guy
#65 - barehype (09/29/2012) [-]
The only people that accuse someone of having a small penis are insecure people, why would a male care about the penis of another male? To make themselves feel better, in reality you may not actually have a small cock, but you for damn sure think you do.
#83 - sherlockbatman (09/30/2012) [-]
your logic is flawed.
one does not need to be insecure to enjoy a good dose of epicaricacy.
you fail to consider that the misfortune of another may simply amuse me with no correlation to my own esteem.
#85 - barehype (09/30/2012) [-]
Stop trying to sound intelligent please, go have sex with your thesaurus somewhere else
#86 - sherlockbatman (10/01/2012) [-]
'round these parts, vocabularies tend to run a mite high.
Now, I'm sorry if I confused you there with my fancy ten dollar words, son. Maybe if you read something other than rage comics, it wouldn't seem like I was tryin' to one up you in an intellectual-type way. Heck, I bet it'd just sound like normal conversation.
Y'know, you're never too old to go back to school and take an English class.
#87 - barehype (10/01/2012) [-]
Shutup, no one uses 'epicaricacy' in a normal conversation, for fucks sake Funnyjunk doesn't even think it's a word.
#88 - sherlockbatman (10/01/2012) [-]
fuck you, I love that word
I use it instead of schadenfreude
everyone's always saying schadenfreude
well I like the english version better
#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2012 on Bugs Bunny on a date +46
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#212 - batman wins every fight 09/29/2012 on Hey DBZ fans, Imma let you... +7
#59 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2012 on Duel +9
#62 - whodeargaydear (09/29/2012) [-]
Your name.
#162 - good luck playing the piano one key at a time. you need mu…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2012 on Elephants Can't Play Piano +4
#201 - blahblahcubed (09/30/2012) [-]
The bird seemed to be doing it just fine.
#2 - Picture 09/27/2012 on the fastest man alive +52
#22 - Picture 09/27/2012 on Wanna Try? +2
#20 - could you imagine if someone cared? 09/27/2012 on Wanna Try? +1
#32 - I didn't make the gif, but it adds to the effect 09/27/2012 on Coma +3
#27 - this post has the ********* comments. FJ usua…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2012 on Science +5
User avatar #28 - dolanthegreat (09/27/2012) [-]
your comment is awful
and so is this one
#26 - Picture 09/27/2012 on Science +11
#23 - Picture 09/27/2012 on Coma +4
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#22 - Picture 09/26/2012 on Soulless Transmission +15
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#89 - potato potahto 09/26/2012 on Thor's Hammer 0
#87 - why not just believe in the goddess of free blowjobs? I'm …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/26/2012 on Thor's Hammer 0
User avatar #88 - Loppytaffy (09/26/2012) [-]
Ancient Greek orgies were more like parties. Even children were invited. She was the goddess of parties, not group sex.
User avatar #121 - blokrokker (09/26/2012) [-]
>parties
>not group sex
What kind of parties are YOU going to?
#89 - sherlockbatman (09/26/2012) [-]
potato potahto
#83 - when no one practices a religion anymore and it completely goe…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/26/2012 on Thor's Hammer 0
User avatar #84 - Loppytaffy (09/26/2012) [-]
I actually believe in Egyptian religion.
They have a Goddess of Prostitution.
Dont' ruin this for me.
#87 - sherlockbatman (09/26/2012) [-]
why not just believe in the goddess of free blowjobs?
I'm pretty sure greek mythology has a goddess of orgies
raise your self esteem. you shouldn't have to pay for sex in your own imagination
User avatar #88 - Loppytaffy (09/26/2012) [-]
Ancient Greek orgies were more like parties. Even children were invited. She was the goddess of parties, not group sex.
User avatar #121 - blokrokker (09/26/2012) [-]
>parties
>not group sex
What kind of parties are YOU going to?
#89 - sherlockbatman (09/26/2012) [-]
potato potahto
#30 - looks like Bob Ross possessed a computer  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2012 on Morgan Freeman in MS paint 0
User avatar #32 - newsmyrna (09/26/2012) [-]
happy computer*
#79 - Everything I know about Norse mythology comes from watching ca…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/26/2012 on Thor's Hammer +2
User avatar #80 - Loppytaffy (09/26/2012) [-]
I know from reading a manga that centres around Yygdrasil. And because I did a term on Vikings in primary school so we learnt about their religion (I don't know why peopel call it mythology rather than religion. Christians would have a bitch fit if we referred to Bible stories as mythology)
User avatar #83 - sherlockbatman (09/26/2012) [-]
when no one practices a religion anymore and it completely goes away, it becomes mythology.
just like no one worships Greek or Egyptian gods anymore, so we have Greek and Egyptian mythology.
Hopefully soon, when no one believes in Mormonism or Scientology anymore, we'll get some new mythology for the textbooks
User avatar #84 - Loppytaffy (09/26/2012) [-]
I actually believe in Egyptian religion.
They have a Goddess of Prostitution.
Dont' ruin this for me.
#87 - sherlockbatman (09/26/2012) [-]
why not just believe in the goddess of free blowjobs?
I'm pretty sure greek mythology has a goddess of orgies
raise your self esteem. you shouldn't have to pay for sex in your own imagination
User avatar #88 - Loppytaffy (09/26/2012) [-]
Ancient Greek orgies were more like parties. Even children were invited. She was the goddess of parties, not group sex.
User avatar #121 - blokrokker (09/26/2012) [-]
>parties
>not group sex
What kind of parties are YOU going to?
#89 - sherlockbatman (09/26/2012) [-]
potato potahto
#91 - hercules isn't white greek people aren't white  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2012 on According to Disney +1
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#57 - this wastes more time than just learning actual names now … 09/25/2012 on Trolling Coach +3

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User avatar #7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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