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Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
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#6 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/19/2016 on an amazing person 0
#2 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2016 on Youth of Today 0
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#4 - wltwitch (05/19/2016) [-]
A kid that actually brushes their teeth without parents telling them to? Then they would suspect something.
#3 - evilhomer (05/19/2016) [-]
#100 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/19/2016 on Comic comp 0
#185 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/19/2016 on /pol/ack asking the right... 0
#172 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/19/2016 on cant be wrong 0
#94 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/19/2016 on Daily Strugle 0
#57 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/19/2016 on Refugee Prisons 0
#9 - Picture  [+] (30 new replies) 05/19/2016 on RIP Andre +172
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#42 - leonhardt (05/19/2016) [-]
What a blisteringly retarded weapon design.
Any full swing and you'll gore yourself with that stupid pickaxe on the end.

>Soulscucks think this shitty design is acceptable
I mean they already worship Le Meme Souls so I guess it's to be expected.
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#108 - jewbob (05/20/2016) [-]
The sword is broken and it sucks accordingly.
#45 - sherlockbatman (05/19/2016) [-]
>soulscucks
>meme souls
>complaining about sword designs
dude, pull yourself together. this is not the kind of thing that gets you a girlfriend
#46 - leonhardt (05/19/2016) [-]
>Soulscucks talking about getting girlfriends
>implying my girlfriend gives a single solitary shit about my opinions on shit videogames
#48 - sherlockbatman (05/19/2016) [-]
#76 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
Anon here, you're an idiot.
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#51 - leonhardt (05/19/2016) [-]
Lol, typical soulscuck response

>OMFG HOW DARE YOU BE CRITICAL OF LE MEME SOULS U MUST BE BAITING ME I'M GOING TO REPLY AND THUMB YOU DOWN ANYWAYS THOUGH

You people are easier to trigger than fucking furries or tumblrfats.
#52 - sherlockbatman (05/19/2016) [-]
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actually, I thumbed down for your misuse of cuck as a catch-all insult
you're degrading the english language with your filthy gutter-slang
it's people like you that made "literally" and "figuratively" into actual synonyms
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#60 - leonhardt (05/19/2016) [-]
Did you rage at the first time you got called a faggot on the Internet, too?
#65 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
Try harder please
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#69 - leonhardt (05/19/2016) [-]
>try harder
>I already get all these asshurt replies and red thumbs without even trying.

I don't have to try because soulscucks are so fucking easy to whip into a frothing rage.
#114 - richardfitzwell (05/20/2016) [-]
Sh.
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#85 - knarlyfish (05/19/2016) [-]
I agree it's a retarded weapon design, but why so salty, man?
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#87 - leonhardt (05/19/2016) [-]
I crush them into flakes and use them as a pizza topping.

MMMM. DELICIOUS BUTTHURT FLAKE PIZZA, NOW AVAILABLE AT PIZZA HUT.
#120 - sherlockbatman (05/20/2016) [-]
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you put buttflakes on your pizza?
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#94 - jamiemsm (05/19/2016) [-]
what happened to you to get so butthurt over a weapon design in a video game mate?
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#95 - leonhardt (05/19/2016) [-]
I just like butthurt flakes on my pizza m8
#96 - jamiemsm (05/19/2016) [-]
litterly no one but you seems butthurt in these comments though
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#97 - leonhardt (05/19/2016) [-]
Yeah those red thumbs don't exist.
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#98 - jamiemsm (05/19/2016) [-]
Red thumbs doesn't equel rage though.

it might just be because they don't agree with you.
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#99 - leonhardt (05/19/2016) [-]
If people don't agree with something, they ignore it and move on.
Putting in a red thumb means you took time and effort to show me how much you "Disagreed" rather than just moving on and not letting it affect you.
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#102 - jamiemsm (05/19/2016) [-]
i think you put way too much value in a thumb dude.

also now it just seems like you are butthurt over the thumbs too.

just ignore it and get on with it. do something that makes you happy so you get these negative thoughts out of your brain.

have a good day forward
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#104 - leonhardt (05/19/2016) [-]
I give literally 0 shits about thumbs. This does not mean that I cannot notice when people thumb me down.

Why would I be butthurt over thumbs?
Out of the hundreds of thousands of users on this site, I'm ranked #107 on comments.
I get, what, 10 red thumbs in a thread
I make a comment on frontpage content and get 200+
The fact that I'm receiving red thumbs means nothing to me. Its more the fact that people are bothered enough to thumb me down that I am pointing out.
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#105 - jamiemsm (05/19/2016) [-]
okay, you just don't seem too positive in attitude.

are there seriously hundred of thousands users on fj?
thats pretty wild, i would have guessed 10k-15k at highest
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#43 - pickaxe (05/19/2016) [-]
nah, shit's pretty retarded.
It's just a ceremonial thingy that summons some magical stormthing to kill a single specific boss.

Its stats are pretty bad as well.
#23 - hellspower (05/19/2016) [-]
I have yet to play any dark souls game yet. Care to explain?
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#29 - elgrind (05/19/2016) [-]
weapon used to kill some giant boss
#26 - ufokinwotmate (05/19/2016) [-]
Greatsword with a broken blade, also known as the Giantslayer for the residual strength of storm that brings giants to their knees.

Yhorm the Giant once held two of these, but gave one to the humans that doubted him, and left the other to a dear friend before facing his fate as a Lord of Cinder.

Skill: Storm King
Assume stance to imbue sword with storm. Most effective when facing giants
As seen on Dark Souls wiki
#19 - meaux (05/19/2016) [-]
#16 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/19/2016 on Because, of course, you... +9
#7 - Picture 05/19/2016 on Fonzie... then and now. +6
#24 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/19/2016 on An Anon calls out an... +100
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#25 - imofcnotharveydent (05/19/2016) [-]
I haven't really cared about that, but when this site is comparing a woman having an abortion to a movie critics anger at a remake...
#119 - anon (05/20/2016) [-]
well it's the post making that comparison really, people here are just amused by the massive burn, though realistically not really appropriate

#98 - anon (05/20/2016) [-]
I'd rather be aborted than watch that film. Fuck off.
#53 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
She's being a cunt, sometimes you just gotta be a cunt back
#134 - anon (05/20/2016) [-]
having a shitty opinion that defends a retched film ≠ maliciously trying to make someone feel bad for having an abortion. how the fuck do people not see massive difference between these 2?
#18 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2016 on was a hottie +7
#20 - turbanmasher (05/19/2016) [-]
They don't have to be dead, could've just abandoned him.
#19 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
If you put it that way.
#25 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/19/2016 on lady killers 0
#30 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/19/2016 on Tyromeo and Juliet 0
#29 - *QWAYNES 05/19/2016 on Tyromeo and Juliet +2
#23 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/19/2016 on Anon infests kid with his... +3
#33 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/19/2016 on Autist listens to music -3
#16 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2016 on was a hottie +3
#17 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
Or, you know, a fucking orphan.
#18 - sherlockbatman (05/19/2016) [-]
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orphans have moms
dead moms

#20 - turbanmasher (05/19/2016) [-]
They don't have to be dead, could've just abandoned him.
#19 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
If you put it that way.
#49 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2016 on Refugee Prisons +1
#69 - comradecommi (05/19/2016) [-]
Dude we have so little prisoners for the room we have we actually rented out space for the belgian prisoners
#59 - estebancolberto (05/19/2016) [-]
The Netherlands has had a steep decline in prisoners because their prisons are really good at rehabilitation, unlike the US where people get out only to go back to prison again.
#55 - otterlyodd (05/19/2016) [-]
these doors in the picture look pretty old. my guess is that netherland uses fresher, safer prisons for their criminals and the old and unused ones for refugees... in germany there are still some old prisons left that are used for history-tour purposes n stuff ... i mean, you don´t put your criminals in prisons that are totally out of date
#57 - sherlockbatman (05/19/2016) [-]
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I suppose those are prisons by definition, but I think most people refer to them as "camps"
#41 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/19/2016 on /tv/'s response to Patton... +5
#44 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2016 on The reason its always hot... 0
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#47 - aidnyan (05/19/2016) [-]
nah theyre shorts dude
#43 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2016 on The reason its always hot... 0
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#48 - aidnyan (05/19/2016) [-]
yeah they live in New Zealand
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#86 - timetravelzero (05/19/2016) [-]
I thought the same thing
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#59 - crimsonrexgavmo (05/19/2016) [-]
That movie was shit though.
#140 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/19/2016 on Meanwhile in mobile gaming 0
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#7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#3 to #2 - sherlockbatman (07/20/2011) [-]
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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