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sherlockbatman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:3/29/2015
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Content Ranking:#7747
Comment Ranking:#789
Highest Content Rank:#1340
Highest Comment Rank:#286
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Content Level Progress: 32% (32/100)
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Times Content Favorited:282 times
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latest user's comments

#32 - ******* blasphemy how dare you libel huey lewis  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on Kikes flashbacks +3
#40 - fatminion (03/19/2015) [-]
Huey's too black sounding for me. +10 internet points if you get the reference.
#31 - I know a lady named Fanny short for Frances 03/19/2015 on Kikes flashbacks 0
#12 - Comment deleted 03/19/2015 on Smoke Rings +1
#10 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Smoke Rings +1
#11 - mattandstuff Comment deleted by sherlockbatman
#12 - sherlockbatman Comment deleted by sherlockbatman
#58 - *collision imminent* 03/19/2015 on Not the moon 0
#38 - looks like someone needs to go back to Garmmar School 03/19/2015 on Top March Facts! 0
#57 - it's an old greentext joke some retard describing the xbox… 03/19/2015 on 4chan Comp #9 +7
#81 - am I gonna need to towel off after?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on French 0
User avatar #82 - envinite (03/19/2015) [-]
Nope. The stream supposedly to only reach area between your butt, and the water used will falls directly to the toilet but there might be a little water still hanging on your ass, but you won't notice it anyway.
#77 - how clean can it get your ass though? and how powerful is…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2015 on French +1
User avatar #78 - envinite (03/19/2015) [-]
The stream pressure depends on the manufacturer of the toilet. It is powerful enough to only remove shit stain and the stream actually ticklish to your ass.

Also why care with the penetration risk with butt washer? They use clean water and it won't harm your ass or anything if it went inside. The stream is not strong enough to get inside your ass anyway, except if you stretch your butthole or you have prolapsed anus.

User avatar #81 - sherlockbatman (03/19/2015) [-]
am I gonna need to towel off after?
User avatar #82 - envinite (03/19/2015) [-]
Nope. The stream supposedly to only reach area between your butt, and the water used will falls directly to the toilet but there might be a little water still hanging on your ass, but you won't notice it anyway.
#36 - check again  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on Train Etiquette 0
User avatar #37 - zomaru (03/19/2015) [-]
Shame, Oh well.
#80 - is that guitaroo man? **** yes it is 03/19/2015 on (untitled) 0
#4 - >paesants can't even spell confirmed pleb 03/17/2015 on (untitled) +3
#9 - longer version  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2015 on Knitting patterns +64
User avatar #29 - donatelo (03/18/2015) [-]
good lord my sides
#10 - slobban (03/17/2015) [-]
Sweet, cheers. Have this.
#7 - thimble. sssthimble... dang, this ain't ath thimble ath I … 03/17/2015 on Tumblr Comp 21 +10
#136 - oh **** , I thought you had replied to the thread right …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on 4chan Comp #7 0
#137 - bazda (03/17/2015) [-]
I was like "wtf this nigga talking about? Homeless guy? Priest?"
#42 - Ever since the Iron Man, everybody wants the robot heart 03/17/2015 on Things +3
#41 - >implant memories of solutions to problems >present … 03/17/2015 on Things +7
#97 - that last one... 03/17/2015 on Australia - Such a nice... +2
#29 - probably not in those words, but it's not like you can help th… 03/17/2015 on Whites Only 0
#45 - isn't that how rocket raccoon starts?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on Dex-starr Origin Story 0
User avatar #46 - Kairyuka (03/17/2015) [-]
I believe that's his origin story, although this was more gritty and morbid. It was basically just a couple random pets (cat, bunny and two dogs) the scientists had abducted to modify (modifications including a mechanized voice and more weapons than most armies)
#55 - no one's ever stopped us before 03/17/2015 on Ferguson Poem 0
#54 - that's actually true. techinically, once imprisoned, you are o… 03/17/2015 on Ferguson Poem 0
#33 - is better 03/17/2015 on "Aah, aah, aah" You're... +24
#54 - now it's art  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on Simple Directions +2
#69 - theycallmesatan (03/17/2015) [-]
**theycallmesatan used "*roll picture*"**
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#25 - open a gluten-free store 03/17/2015 on Whites Only 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#8 - admin (03/21/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by sherlockbatman
Hi sherlockbatman! Hi! I'm your new North Korean slave mine worker kid! Please feed me!
User avatar #7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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