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#129 - this is top notch fake science speak 04/16/2015 on No +1
#79 - Vegeta isn't Trunks' real dad Money is Trunks' father 04/16/2015 on Green feels +1
#76 - *killed by Piccolo not Raditz  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Green feels 0
#171 - decon (04/16/2015) [-]
touche' sir
User avatar #110 - azumeow (04/16/2015) [-]
Technically true. But Raditz was the reason Piccolo killed Goku.
#118 - do you write science babble for a living? that was really good 04/16/2015 on Beer +1
#123 - Picture 04/16/2015 on ADVENTURES OF THE DARK... +1
#54 - maybe the sink is pre-filled with water  [+] (5 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Super Antics 0
#56 - Ken M (04/16/2015) [-]
If he moved the dishes fast enough when they hit the water he would empty the sink with the first dish, so he would have to wait until the sink it's full again... not to mention the friction of whatever we was moving through the air: I don't know if it would be like what the space shuttles experience when going into the atmosphere...

It's really a buzzkill thinking all this details everytime I see certain superpowers in comics or wherever.
User avatar #57 - sherlockbatman (04/16/2015) [-]
all physics issues with Flash have been solved by this simple clarification: the speed force allows The Flash to break the laws of physics in various, mostly unspecified ways
#67 - jamiemsm (04/16/2015) [-]
but this is the jay garrick era. he didn't tap into the speed foce until much later.
User avatar #68 - sherlockbatman (04/16/2015) [-]
he just didn't realize he was doing it
#69 - jamiemsm (04/16/2015) [-]
barry allen created the speed force so it didn't exist in jay garricks time
#53 - enjoy your brain cancer, kid 04/16/2015 on Super Antics +14
#96 - pineapples 04/16/2015 on Reallisation 0
#17 - she's his right hand's mom too 04/15/2015 on I can't help it 0
#37 - yeah, but it's never byoo-ry  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on This is why there is... 0
User avatar #38 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1bcn2QqUbgs
They're close enough to rhyme. Or to at least be an approximate rhyme.
#35 - fury: fyoo-ry bury: berr-y or brr-y I've heard…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2015 on This is why there is... 0
User avatar #36 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
I feel like if you are saying
"We need to berry him!"
or
"We need to bury him!"

It shouldn't sound the same. So I pronounce it "burr-ee"
User avatar #37 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
yeah, but it's never byoo-ry
User avatar #38 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1bcn2QqUbgs
They're close enough to rhyme. Or to at least be an approximate rhyme.
#33 - the way you pronounced it there, broad definitely doesn't rh…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/15/2015 on This is why there is... 0
User avatar #34 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
Broad doesn't rhyme with reward. Just like fury and bury are pronounced the same, in my opinion. The problem with the poem is that it doesn't take dialect changes into account.

I'm 19.
User avatar #35 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
fury: fyoo-ry
bury: berr-y or brr-y I've heard it said this way
those don't rhyme here either
User avatar #36 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
I feel like if you are saying
"We need to berry him!"
or
"We need to bury him!"

It shouldn't sound the same. So I pronounce it "burr-ee"
User avatar #37 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
yeah, but it's never byoo-ry
User avatar #38 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1bcn2QqUbgs
They're close enough to rhyme. Or to at least be an approximate rhyme.
#24 - why would there ever be an R sound in god? are people sayi…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/14/2015 on This is why there is... +1
#26 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
I was thinking that God could be pronounced "Gawd", and broad "brawd".
User avatar #27 - derpwolf (04/14/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1oTeyxtNUcz

Ignore the fact that I sound like a retard, I was trying to make all the sounds exceedingly clear.
User avatar #33 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
the way you pronounced it there, broad definitely doesn't rhyme with reward
also, are you like 14? you sound 14
User avatar #34 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
Broad doesn't rhyme with reward. Just like fury and bury are pronounced the same, in my opinion. The problem with the poem is that it doesn't take dialect changes into account.

I'm 19.
User avatar #35 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
fury: fyoo-ry
bury: berr-y or brr-y I've heard it said this way
those don't rhyme here either
User avatar #36 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
I feel like if you are saying
"We need to berry him!"
or
"We need to bury him!"

It shouldn't sound the same. So I pronounce it "burr-ee"
User avatar #37 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
yeah, but it's never byoo-ry
User avatar #38 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1bcn2QqUbgs
They're close enough to rhyme. Or to at least be an approximate rhyme.
#22 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/14/2015 on This is why there is... +1
#23 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
I...think I can imagine that accent (that would result in God rhyming with broad). What part of America?

For me, God is G-oh-d. No R sound at all. Broad having the R sound.
User avatar #24 - sherlockbatman (04/14/2015) [-]
why would there ever be an R sound in god?
are people saying gord?
grodd?
I'm in California. no surfer/valley accent
#26 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
I was thinking that God could be pronounced "Gawd", and broad "brawd".
User avatar #27 - derpwolf (04/14/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1oTeyxtNUcz

Ignore the fact that I sound like a retard, I was trying to make all the sounds exceedingly clear.
User avatar #33 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
the way you pronounced it there, broad definitely doesn't rhyme with reward
also, are you like 14? you sound 14
User avatar #34 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
Broad doesn't rhyme with reward. Just like fury and bury are pronounced the same, in my opinion. The problem with the poem is that it doesn't take dialect changes into account.

I'm 19.
User avatar #35 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
fury: fyoo-ry
bury: berr-y or brr-y I've heard it said this way
those don't rhyme here either
User avatar #36 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
I feel like if you are saying
"We need to berry him!"
or
"We need to bury him!"

It shouldn't sound the same. So I pronounce it "burr-ee"
User avatar #37 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
yeah, but it's never byoo-ry
User avatar #38 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1bcn2QqUbgs
They're close enough to rhyme. Or to at least be an approximate rhyme.
#19 - >brord broad rhymes with god, mod, and sod  [+] (12 new replies) 04/14/2015 on This is why there is... 0
#21 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
...Brod?
Where do you come from?
#22 - sherlockbatman (04/14/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
America
#23 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
I...think I can imagine that accent (that would result in God rhyming with broad). What part of America?

For me, God is G-oh-d. No R sound at all. Broad having the R sound.
User avatar #24 - sherlockbatman (04/14/2015) [-]
why would there ever be an R sound in god?
are people saying gord?
grodd?
I'm in California. no surfer/valley accent
#26 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
I was thinking that God could be pronounced "Gawd", and broad "brawd".
User avatar #27 - derpwolf (04/14/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1oTeyxtNUcz

Ignore the fact that I sound like a retard, I was trying to make all the sounds exceedingly clear.
User avatar #33 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
the way you pronounced it there, broad definitely doesn't rhyme with reward
also, are you like 14? you sound 14
User avatar #34 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
Broad doesn't rhyme with reward. Just like fury and bury are pronounced the same, in my opinion. The problem with the poem is that it doesn't take dialect changes into account.

I'm 19.
User avatar #35 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
fury: fyoo-ry
bury: berr-y or brr-y I've heard it said this way
those don't rhyme here either
User avatar #36 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
I feel like if you are saying
"We need to berry him!"
or
"We need to bury him!"

It shouldn't sound the same. So I pronounce it "burr-ee"
User avatar #37 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
yeah, but it's never byoo-ry
User avatar #38 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1bcn2QqUbgs
They're close enough to rhyme. Or to at least be an approximate rhyme.
#17 - ...are you pronouncing it re-wah-d ?  [+] (14 new replies) 04/14/2015 on This is why there is... 0
#18 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
Re-word (rhyming with sword, or ward)
Brord (rhyming with sword/board/ward too)
User avatar #19 - sherlockbatman (04/14/2015) [-]
>brord
broad rhymes with god, mod, and sod
#21 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
...Brod?
Where do you come from?
#22 - sherlockbatman (04/14/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
America
#23 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
I...think I can imagine that accent (that would result in God rhyming with broad). What part of America?

For me, God is G-oh-d. No R sound at all. Broad having the R sound.
User avatar #24 - sherlockbatman (04/14/2015) [-]
why would there ever be an R sound in god?
are people saying gord?
grodd?
I'm in California. no surfer/valley accent
#26 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
I was thinking that God could be pronounced "Gawd", and broad "brawd".
User avatar #27 - derpwolf (04/14/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1oTeyxtNUcz

Ignore the fact that I sound like a retard, I was trying to make all the sounds exceedingly clear.
User avatar #33 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
the way you pronounced it there, broad definitely doesn't rhyme with reward
also, are you like 14? you sound 14
User avatar #34 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
Broad doesn't rhyme with reward. Just like fury and bury are pronounced the same, in my opinion. The problem with the poem is that it doesn't take dialect changes into account.

I'm 19.
User avatar #35 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
fury: fyoo-ry
bury: berr-y or brr-y I've heard it said this way
those don't rhyme here either
User avatar #36 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
I feel like if you are saying
"We need to berry him!"
or
"We need to bury him!"

It shouldn't sound the same. So I pronounce it "burr-ee"
User avatar #37 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
yeah, but it's never byoo-ry
User avatar #38 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1bcn2QqUbgs
They're close enough to rhyme. Or to at least be an approximate rhyme.
#12 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (17 new replies) 04/14/2015 on This is why there is... +3
User avatar #28 - deltoraquest (04/15/2015) [-]
obviously you cant spaek englishing gooder than me.
#16 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
It does phonetically. As in, they sound the same.

At least, with my accent.
User avatar #17 - sherlockbatman (04/14/2015) [-]
...are you pronouncing it re-wah-d?
#18 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
Re-word (rhyming with sword, or ward)
Brord (rhyming with sword/board/ward too)
User avatar #19 - sherlockbatman (04/14/2015) [-]
>brord
broad rhymes with god, mod, and sod
#21 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
...Brod?
Where do you come from?
#22 - sherlockbatman (04/14/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
America
#23 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
I...think I can imagine that accent (that would result in God rhyming with broad). What part of America?

For me, God is G-oh-d. No R sound at all. Broad having the R sound.
User avatar #24 - sherlockbatman (04/14/2015) [-]
why would there ever be an R sound in god?
are people saying gord?
grodd?
I'm in California. no surfer/valley accent
#26 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
I was thinking that God could be pronounced "Gawd", and broad "brawd".
User avatar #27 - derpwolf (04/14/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1oTeyxtNUcz

Ignore the fact that I sound like a retard, I was trying to make all the sounds exceedingly clear.
User avatar #33 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
the way you pronounced it there, broad definitely doesn't rhyme with reward
also, are you like 14? you sound 14
User avatar #34 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
Broad doesn't rhyme with reward. Just like fury and bury are pronounced the same, in my opinion. The problem with the poem is that it doesn't take dialect changes into account.

I'm 19.
User avatar #35 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
fury: fyoo-ry
bury: berr-y or brr-y I've heard it said this way
those don't rhyme here either
User avatar #36 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
I feel like if you are saying
"We need to berry him!"
or
"We need to bury him!"

It shouldn't sound the same. So I pronounce it "burr-ee"
User avatar #37 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
yeah, but it's never byoo-ry
User avatar #38 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1bcn2QqUbgs
They're close enough to rhyme. Or to at least be an approximate rhyme.
#50 - it's still just a murder. a paid hit you have to be import… 04/14/2015 on Agent 47 0
#28 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on Steven Universe Comp 25 0
User avatar #52 - theonlyshadow (04/15/2015) [-]
I think that it's supposed to be Ruby back when the place first opened. like a grand opening photo.
#8 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 04/14/2015 on GTA Looney Toons 0
#13 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 04/14/2015 on East Meets West 1½: Hakuna... +3
#10 - actually, that car is totaled. it'd be cheaper to buy a ne…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on How to Karma, Part 1 of 1000 +1
#11 - Ken M (04/13/2015) [-]
You just wash the shit off when you pull it out. If it was soft enough to sink in, it's soft enough to come off.
#8 - Picture 04/13/2015 on (b)atman +6
#18 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on Darksouls +31
#19 - huffenpuff (04/13/2015) [-]
I wish I was as hardcore as that man.
#12 - Picture 04/13/2015 on Comp 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #7 - porridgesque ONLINE (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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