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#16 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2016 on First base +27
#85 - dirtypizza (06/17/2016) [-]
And to make it worse, it's probably a black guy named Jamal.
#16 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2016 on Have a nice trip 0
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#17 - iqequalzero (06/16/2016) [-]
"Hmm, the design is shit, should we engineer something that works?"

"Nah, just put in the old system, fuck it."
#109 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 06/16/2016 on (ART) Sad City Sunset +1
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#139 - mordavia (06/16/2016) [-]
Do you _actually_ have to tip at a place with a waiter or waitress though?

Also, if a waiter/waitress does not make minimum wage, even after getting tipped, are employers not obligated to make up the difference, so that they earn minimum wage anyway? Or is this just hearsay?
#150 - sherlockbatman (06/16/2016) [-]
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you don't have to tip anywhere
you get the check at the end of your meal anyway, so your food wasn't messed with
people are worried that if they don't tip, they'll be remembered on their next visit and the staff will retaliate
that shit doesn't really happen though, as other employees will rat you out if you're disgusting with a customer's food and if tampering is discovered, the restaurant is pretty much immediately closed and given an F health rating. restaurant owners don't tolerate shit like that AT ALL
the most you can reasonably expect for not tipping at a place you frequent is shitty service and disdain from the servers. think "helped last for refills and the server doesn't bother to check on you until you're done"
as for server's wages, the government assumes that they'll make up their wages on tips and it is not the responsibility of the business to pay out for a lack of tips. your server might be making like $2.50 an hour and if no one tips them, that's all they get and it's legal.
on the other and much more important hand, it's not the responsibility of the customer to give a shit about their server's wages. they should bother their bosses if they want more money, I'm not paying their salary.
TL;DR tipping is exclusively for regularly visited restaurants unless you're a bleeding-heart or gullible
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#201 - datassman (06/16/2016) [-]
Yeah, sure, if the employers gave any kind of a shit at all. The work pool in America is always growing so nowhere is gonna treat any server like they're so irreplaceable that they won't fire them before paying them more, because tips are assumed.
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#109 - containlettersonly (06/16/2016) [-]
Pretty sure that's referred to as a beef cake
#70 - I'm not excited about waifu sims because I like real women and…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2016 on The Joys of VR Reloading +3
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#94 - iamkagji (06/16/2016) [-]
Most people feel the same way. The few that don't are the sorts of people that play dating sims.