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sherlockbatman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:3/27/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7753
Comment Ranking:#794
Highest Content Rank:#1340
Highest Comment Rank:#286
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Content Level Progress: 32% (32/100)
Level 199 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 200 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 19.8% (198/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:6
Content Views:308308
Times Content Favorited:282 times
Total Comments Made:2977
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#77 - how clean can it get your ass though? and how powerful is…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2015 on French +1
User avatar #78 - envinite (03/19/2015) [-]
The stream pressure depends on the manufacturer of the toilet. It is powerful enough to only remove shit stain and the stream actually ticklish to your ass.

Also why care with the penetration risk with butt washer? They use clean water and it won't harm your ass or anything if it went inside. The stream is not strong enough to get inside your ass anyway, except if you stretch your butthole or you have prolapsed anus.

User avatar #81 - sherlockbatman (03/19/2015) [-]
am I gonna need to towel off after?
User avatar #82 - envinite (03/19/2015) [-]
Nope. The stream supposedly to only reach area between your butt, and the water used will falls directly to the toilet but there might be a little water still hanging on your ass, but you won't notice it anyway.
#36 - check again  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on Train Etiquette 0
User avatar #37 - zomaru (03/19/2015) [-]
Shame, Oh well.
#80 - is that guitaroo man? **** yes it is 03/19/2015 on (untitled) 0
#4 - >paesants can't even spell confirmed pleb 03/17/2015 on (untitled) +3
#9 - longer version  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2015 on Knitting patterns +64
User avatar #29 - donatelo (03/18/2015) [-]
good lord my sides
#10 - slobban (03/17/2015) [-]
Sweet, cheers. Have this.
#7 - thimble. sssthimble... dang, this ain't ath thimble ath I … 03/17/2015 on Tumblr Comp 21 +10
#136 - oh **** , I thought you had replied to the thread right …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on 4chan Comp #7 0
#137 - bazda (03/17/2015) [-]
I was like "wtf this nigga talking about? Homeless guy? Priest?"
#42 - Ever since the Iron Man, everybody wants the robot heart 03/17/2015 on Things +3
#41 - >implant memories of solutions to problems >present … 03/17/2015 on Things +7
#97 - that last one... 03/17/2015 on Australia - Such a nice... +2
#29 - probably not in those words, but it's not like you can help th… 03/17/2015 on Whites Only 0
#45 - isn't that how rocket raccoon starts?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on Dex-starr Origin Story 0
User avatar #46 - Kairyuka (03/17/2015) [-]
I believe that's his origin story, although this was more gritty and morbid. It was basically just a couple random pets (cat, bunny and two dogs) the scientists had abducted to modify (modifications including a mechanized voice and more weapons than most armies)
#55 - no one's ever stopped us before 03/17/2015 on Ferguson Poem 0
#54 - that's actually true. techinically, once imprisoned, you are o… 03/17/2015 on Ferguson Poem 0
#33 - is better 03/17/2015 on "Aah, aah, aah" You're... +24
#54 - now it's art  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on Simple Directions +2
#69 - theycallmesatan (03/17/2015) [-]
**theycallmesatan used "*roll picture*"**
**theycallmesatan rolled image**
#25 - open a gluten-free store 03/17/2015 on Whites Only 0
#24 - it's actually illegal to discriminate based on race. you can s…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2015 on Whites Only 0
User avatar #28 - nigalthornberry (03/17/2015) [-]
Could i refuse service for not being able to understand them? Like if they talk in niggertalk
User avatar #29 - sherlockbatman (03/17/2015) [-]
probably not in those words, but it's not like you can help them if you can't understand them. just be like "sorry, I only speak english" until they leave
#286 - here, I can only see the face. this britbong is androgynous as…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on made me gay? +1
User avatar #292 - overture (03/17/2015) [-]
fair enough
#282 - not every person, just traps  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2015 on made me gay? 0
User avatar #285 - overture (03/17/2015) [-]
But how can you know something is a trap..

that's why it's called a trap..
User avatar #286 - sherlockbatman (03/17/2015) [-]
here, I can only see the face. this britbong is androgynous as fuck: a trap
when I meet really androgynous people, sometimes it's hard to tell what they are.
in one of my classes, there's this really thin, tiny girl with a butch haircut. she always wears baggy clothes and it's just fucking impossible to tell if she's a guy or a girl without staring at her throat to check for an adam's apple.
User avatar #292 - overture (03/17/2015) [-]
fair enough
#32 - as long as he does his homework 03/17/2015 on Radical +62
#277 - how do you know? not like there can be actual proof in the…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/17/2015 on made me gay? 0
User avatar #279 - overture (03/17/2015) [-]
So every person you ever meet, you won't determine whether they're a boy or girl because you can't see their genitals? Nigga wut
User avatar #282 - sherlockbatman (03/17/2015) [-]
not every person, just traps
User avatar #285 - overture (03/17/2015) [-]
But how can you know something is a trap..

that's why it's called a trap..
User avatar #286 - sherlockbatman (03/17/2015) [-]
here, I can only see the face. this britbong is androgynous as fuck: a trap
when I meet really androgynous people, sometimes it's hard to tell what they are.
in one of my classes, there's this really thin, tiny girl with a butch haircut. she always wears baggy clothes and it's just fucking impossible to tell if she's a guy or a girl without staring at her throat to check for an adam's apple.
User avatar #292 - overture (03/17/2015) [-]
fair enough
#129 - >you will become ripped **** that monkey's paw, …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on Easiest decision ever +1
#132 - anonymous (03/17/2015) [-]
#268 - >her  [+] (7 new replies) 03/17/2015 on made me gay? 0
User avatar #276 - overture (03/17/2015) [-]
If you look at her other videos, she's undoubtedly a girl.
User avatar #277 - sherlockbatman (03/17/2015) [-]
how do you know?
not like there can be actual proof in the videos. youtube has content regulations.
no tits/vag on screen= no proof
this is just jack frost screwing with people
User avatar #279 - overture (03/17/2015) [-]
So every person you ever meet, you won't determine whether they're a boy or girl because you can't see their genitals? Nigga wut
User avatar #282 - sherlockbatman (03/17/2015) [-]
not every person, just traps
User avatar #285 - overture (03/17/2015) [-]
But how can you know something is a trap..

that's why it's called a trap..
User avatar #286 - sherlockbatman (03/17/2015) [-]
here, I can only see the face. this britbong is androgynous as fuck: a trap
when I meet really androgynous people, sometimes it's hard to tell what they are.
in one of my classes, there's this really thin, tiny girl with a butch haircut. she always wears baggy clothes and it's just fucking impossible to tell if she's a guy or a girl without staring at her throat to check for an adam's apple.
User avatar #292 - overture (03/17/2015) [-]
fair enough
#111 - try a different computer and/or a different internet connectio…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on Death by snu-snu 0
#123 - anonymous (03/17/2015) [-]
i will, thanks!
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#8 - admin (03/21/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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