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sherlockbatman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:3/05/2015
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#15 - he just forgot a period  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Anon sits next to Kanye on... +2
User avatar #35 - ugoboom (02/26/2015) [-]
This just in: OP is pregnant
#29 - everything can be used as a weapon  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on a tale of a ninja and numbers +5
#131 - teddybearlove (02/26/2015) [-]
My dad got expelled from his school trying to argue that point exactly.
His vice-principle got into his locker and found round metal rings (the parts you grab onto for the swinging monkey bars.) that he had been using as locker decoration. The vice principle said "if i hit you with this would it hurt?". My dad replied by picking up his textbook and replied "The school gave me this. If i hit you with it would it hurt? Did the school give me a weapon?"
Fucking salty staff.
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#27 - this is a college. you can wear what you want  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2015 on a tale of a ninja and numbers +11
User avatar #28 - inuares (02/25/2015) [-]
I envy them. My school has a lot of bullshit dress-code fuckery. They tried getting rid of belts because they could be used as weapons.
#103 - synthane (02/26/2015) [-]
My fist can be a weapon, but they ain't going to take that away from me. 2edgy5u

But seriously, that is mostly just a highschool thing. It stops being near as bad once in college or pretty much anything that isn't highschool. .
User avatar #29 - sherlockbatman (02/25/2015) [-]
everything can be used as a weapon
#131 - teddybearlove (02/26/2015) [-]
My dad got expelled from his school trying to argue that point exactly.
His vice-principle got into his locker and found round metal rings (the parts you grab onto for the swinging monkey bars.) that he had been using as locker decoration. The vice principle said "if i hit you with this would it hurt?". My dad replied by picking up his textbook and replied "The school gave me this. If i hit you with it would it hurt? Did the school give me a weapon?"
Fucking salty staff.
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#57 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Video Game Facts Part 8 +2
User avatar #60 - lollar (02/25/2015) [-]
A badass mechanical monk?Thy sherlock englighten me.
#81 - I think we'd know if she was cold  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on I finally discovered what... 0
#82 - zhlandir (02/25/2015) [-]
pic not related
#63 - dude, if she's disappointed, the sex isn't over  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on So... back to blowjob +24
User avatar #113 - indonesia (02/25/2015) [-]
this is why I'm proud having a penis
#206 - I'd wear the **** out of that every, single day 02/25/2015 on triggered 0
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on winter 0
#12 - batfacts (02/25/2015) [-]
#8 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2015 on winter 0
#10 - batfacts (02/25/2015) [-]
#11 - sherlockbatman (02/25/2015) [-]
#12 - batfacts (02/25/2015) [-]
#15 - I don't know why, but I thought you'd written "gooder pla… 02/25/2015 on Hey look, it's Morgan Freeman +6
#38 - it's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. haha the part … 02/25/2015 on Nobody has seen Soundwave... 0
#6 - Picture 02/25/2015 on Tomatoman 0
#5 - Picture 02/25/2015 on Tomatoman +3
#20 - ***** , vaccines put a little of the virus in you …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Sitting in my immunology... +9
#25 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
By not getting vaccinated. lol Have fun with the mercury, formaldehyde, and government eugenic chems
User avatar #89 - dorfdorfdorf (02/25/2015) [-]
have fun with measles
#81 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
have fun with not having superhuman powers

i can make up stuff too, or exaggerate them.
#63 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
#6 - >driving by bus stop in the middle of the night in a terrib… 02/25/2015 on think outside the box 0
#6 - you are now 02/25/2015 on So... back to blowjob +3
#5 - it's not an acceptable gift the sex was gonna happen regar…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/25/2015 on So... back to blowjob +183
#88 - ciacheczko (02/25/2015) [-]
I was hoping to see someone say that already, so I wouldn't have to. You are absolutely right.
User avatar #83 - nagafever (02/25/2015) [-]
or, you know, if you're shy and always keep the light off buy some sexy lingerie and have the light on.
or if you've always refused anal that's the best gift
#81 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
"the sex was gonna happen regardless of the event " sex isn't obligatory, both parts can refuse if they don't feel like it. Most people in a relationship wouldn't mind, rather love pleasing their partner, and for some not doing it, would be a deal breaker, but that depends on the couple. And I've heard of girls not liking the idea of a blowjob, gagging isn't really comfortable, and others just don't like putting dicks/pussy in their mouth, don't consider it clean or whatever. Point being, if the girl don't like giving blowjobs she isn't forced to, but if she choice to do it anyway to please her husband on a special occasion, he better damn well appreciate it. (and other way around, it shows your partner cares and will make sacrifices for you or something).
#49 - applescryatnight (02/25/2015) [-]
why give gifts after sex, to cheer her up after the disappointment?
#63 - sherlockbatman (02/25/2015) [-]
dude, if she's disappointed, the sex isn't over
User avatar #113 - indonesia (02/25/2015) [-]
this is why I'm proud having a penis
#13 - Picture 02/25/2015 on world's largest revolver +4
#4 - it's a Lifetime movie about a sadistic crackspawn van-rapist b… 02/25/2015 on PC glorious race +20
#7 - >like injustice online is worse than dark souls 2 …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Avengers 0
User avatar #9 - thepizzadevourer (02/25/2015) [-]
Sorry, I was referring to the comic series, not the game. Though the game is amazing for local multiplayer IMHO.
#16 - wtf is this? do you even Rule of Two?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Sith Gang +3
User avatar #17 - bulwark (02/25/2015) [-]
It's from before that law was created. Old Republic and all that jibby
#12 - ...doesn't that mean she's kinda right?  [+] (9 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Sitting in my immunology... -15
User avatar #45 - broswagonist (02/25/2015) [-]
No, because technically you wouldn't have the symptoms of the disease. So when you're taking a vaccine against some disease, you do have the virus that causes it in you in some form but not the disease itself, unless something went horribly wrong.
#64 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
why are you wasting your time explaining ANYTHING to a random idiot over internet?
User avatar #65 - broswagonist (02/25/2015) [-]
You're asking a college student with an essay due in about a month, who could be revising previous lectures, or cleaning his room, or washing dishes or looking even harder for a job... on Funnyjunk...

Why he is wasting his time?
User avatar #14 - altairibnlaahad (02/25/2015) [-]
No.
User avatar #20 - sherlockbatman (02/25/2015) [-]
nigga, vaccines put a little of the virus in you to log it into your immune system.
if it's a vaccine against autism, then he's about to inject a bit of...wait, how the fuck can you vaccinate against autism?
#25 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
By not getting vaccinated. lol Have fun with the mercury, formaldehyde, and government eugenic chems
User avatar #89 - dorfdorfdorf (02/25/2015) [-]
have fun with measles
#81 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
have fun with not having superhuman powers

i can make up stuff too, or exaggerate them.
#63 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
#37 - >she  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2015 on SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS PLS 0
User avatar #38 - amagicalwhimsy (02/24/2015) [-]
Okay, let me clarify.. They are a cutie pie..
#40 - hownottobrowsefj (02/25/2015) [-]
it?
#42 - oneko (02/25/2015) [-]
fucking hell, kind aren't you
#15 - >no health bar either it's going by monster hunter rules  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on Boss Fight 0
User avatar #20 - sladee (02/25/2015) [-]
Waint for it to be limp to lay a trap.
#9 - swimming is just walking in water with your whole body 02/24/2015 on Steve +7
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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