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#67 - I actually live in California, so I just went ahead and got a … 06/29/2015 on Smoke Zone 0
#121 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 06/29/2015 on Cool Ideas +1
#120 - I've never seen a microwave without a "volume level"… 06/29/2015 on Cool Ideas 0
#273 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 06/29/2015 on Women In Engineering 0
#65 - dude, what are you doing? I just read it. the part that ci…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Smoke Zone 0
#66 - comradewinter (06/29/2015) [-]
I suppose you're just a superhuman being who doesn't suffer a negative effect of anything. Perfect balance while drunk too, I'm sure. The truth is, you can ask anyone regarding this, and they'll give you the same answer. Maybe try smoking with others, see how the conversations go. Better yet, take tests. A good alternative could be smoking the real stuff instead of some buffed up, dried out hash you get from your shady neighbor.
User avatar #67 - sherlockbatman (06/29/2015) [-]
I actually live in California, so I just went ahead and got a cannabis card.
I usually smoke concentrated, pure THC oil or just high quality club bud.

funny enough, you're spot on about the alcohol. I got Captain America's tolerance. did you know you can get alcohol poisoning without getting drunk? I learned that the fun way
#61 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Smoke Zone 0
#64 - comradewinter (06/29/2015) [-]
If you scroll down to "Short-term memory" and read through there, the necessary studies will be cited, while the ones lacking citations are things everyone is aware of. For example, anyone can verify the idea of memory encoding because you at some point have used it yourself.

Also, seeing as this article clearly lists a bunch of issues related to marijuana, which is a controversial subject, they would get complaints no matter what they write. Here's another one, likely complained about by the same people.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effects_of_cannabis

All in all, if you actually read below the warnings on top of the page, you will get citations.
User avatar #65 - sherlockbatman (06/29/2015) [-]
dude, what are you doing?
I just read it. the part that cites the memory loss is like someone's college paper for health class written in 1998. the citations in that paper are the unsubstantiated wiki articles of their time. it doesn't even attempt to back its claims with science. it's an argument for medical marijuana. just read the summary forward. it's literally someone's argument paper for medical marijuana
that's not a real citation. these weed studies haven't been updated in 20 years.
the things you're claiming still have no solid basis in science. it's just hipsters with pleb science blogs thinking they're scientists studying the "real effects" of weed
fuckin' DidYouKnowWeeding? over here
#66 - comradewinter (06/29/2015) [-]
I suppose you're just a superhuman being who doesn't suffer a negative effect of anything. Perfect balance while drunk too, I'm sure. The truth is, you can ask anyone regarding this, and they'll give you the same answer. Maybe try smoking with others, see how the conversations go. Better yet, take tests. A good alternative could be smoking the real stuff instead of some buffed up, dried out hash you get from your shady neighbor.
User avatar #67 - sherlockbatman (06/29/2015) [-]
I actually live in California, so I just went ahead and got a cannabis card.
I usually smoke concentrated, pure THC oil or just high quality club bud.

funny enough, you're spot on about the alcohol. I got Captain America's tolerance. did you know you can get alcohol poisoning without getting drunk? I learned that the fun way
#58 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Smoke Zone 0
#59 - comradewinter (06/29/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_and_memory

There's a whole wikipedia page dedicated to it, which supports that cannabis does affect memory.
#61 - sherlockbatman (06/29/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
>This article has multiple issues.
>This article needs more medical references for verification or relies too heavily on primary sources
>The neutrality of this article is disputed
>This article may contain original research
you're right, how could I even question the validity?
#64 - comradewinter (06/29/2015) [-]
If you scroll down to "Short-term memory" and read through there, the necessary studies will be cited, while the ones lacking citations are things everyone is aware of. For example, anyone can verify the idea of memory encoding because you at some point have used it yourself.

Also, seeing as this article clearly lists a bunch of issues related to marijuana, which is a controversial subject, they would get complaints no matter what they write. Here's another one, likely complained about by the same people.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effects_of_cannabis

All in all, if you actually read below the warnings on top of the page, you will get citations.
User avatar #65 - sherlockbatman (06/29/2015) [-]
dude, what are you doing?
I just read it. the part that cites the memory loss is like someone's college paper for health class written in 1998. the citations in that paper are the unsubstantiated wiki articles of their time. it doesn't even attempt to back its claims with science. it's an argument for medical marijuana. just read the summary forward. it's literally someone's argument paper for medical marijuana
that's not a real citation. these weed studies haven't been updated in 20 years.
the things you're claiming still have no solid basis in science. it's just hipsters with pleb science blogs thinking they're scientists studying the "real effects" of weed
fuckin' DidYouKnowWeeding? over here
#66 - comradewinter (06/29/2015) [-]
I suppose you're just a superhuman being who doesn't suffer a negative effect of anything. Perfect balance while drunk too, I'm sure. The truth is, you can ask anyone regarding this, and they'll give you the same answer. Maybe try smoking with others, see how the conversations go. Better yet, take tests. A good alternative could be smoking the real stuff instead of some buffed up, dried out hash you get from your shady neighbor.
User avatar #67 - sherlockbatman (06/29/2015) [-]
I actually live in California, so I just went ahead and got a cannabis card.
I usually smoke concentrated, pure THC oil or just high quality club bud.

funny enough, you're spot on about the alcohol. I got Captain America's tolerance. did you know you can get alcohol poisoning without getting drunk? I learned that the fun way
#50 - >blue ringed octopus nothing more we can do for her … 06/29/2015 on Nice Legs There +13
#24 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on Distress +5
#27 - twentytwelve (06/29/2015) [-]
That roll
#50 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 06/29/2015 on :^) -1
#49 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 06/29/2015 on :^) +1
#43 - Comment deleted 06/29/2015 on Orphans On Tinder 0
#54 - dude, it's not the weed I think you might just be a huge ditz  [+] (8 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Smoke Zone 0
#56 - comradewinter (06/29/2015) [-]
I take it you don't smoke, or very little. Once you hit the point where strange thoughts appear, you'll also start forgetting basic stuff. It doesn't affect your life when you're sober, but during the act of it not much is recorded, and thus your short-term memory is shit when high. Marijuana temporarily disables braincells, hence your brain, memory included, will take a grand hit lasting until the effect starts wearing off.
#58 - sherlockbatman (06/29/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
motherfucker, don't you ever begin to question the sheer volume of weed I smoke
I have a problem
what I don't have a problem with is remembering everything while I'm high.
weed affects people differently and all, but that's some Grade B pseudoscience you're tossing at me
#59 - comradewinter (06/29/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_and_memory

There's a whole wikipedia page dedicated to it, which supports that cannabis does affect memory.
#61 - sherlockbatman (06/29/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
>This article has multiple issues.
>This article needs more medical references for verification or relies too heavily on primary sources
>The neutrality of this article is disputed
>This article may contain original research
you're right, how could I even question the validity?
#64 - comradewinter (06/29/2015) [-]
If you scroll down to "Short-term memory" and read through there, the necessary studies will be cited, while the ones lacking citations are things everyone is aware of. For example, anyone can verify the idea of memory encoding because you at some point have used it yourself.

Also, seeing as this article clearly lists a bunch of issues related to marijuana, which is a controversial subject, they would get complaints no matter what they write. Here's another one, likely complained about by the same people.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effects_of_cannabis

All in all, if you actually read below the warnings on top of the page, you will get citations.
User avatar #65 - sherlockbatman (06/29/2015) [-]
dude, what are you doing?
I just read it. the part that cites the memory loss is like someone's college paper for health class written in 1998. the citations in that paper are the unsubstantiated wiki articles of their time. it doesn't even attempt to back its claims with science. it's an argument for medical marijuana. just read the summary forward. it's literally someone's argument paper for medical marijuana
that's not a real citation. these weed studies haven't been updated in 20 years.
the things you're claiming still have no solid basis in science. it's just hipsters with pleb science blogs thinking they're scientists studying the "real effects" of weed
fuckin' DidYouKnowWeeding? over here
#66 - comradewinter (06/29/2015) [-]
I suppose you're just a superhuman being who doesn't suffer a negative effect of anything. Perfect balance while drunk too, I'm sure. The truth is, you can ask anyone regarding this, and they'll give you the same answer. Maybe try smoking with others, see how the conversations go. Better yet, take tests. A good alternative could be smoking the real stuff instead of some buffed up, dried out hash you get from your shady neighbor.
User avatar #67 - sherlockbatman (06/29/2015) [-]
I actually live in California, so I just went ahead and got a cannabis card.
I usually smoke concentrated, pure THC oil or just high quality club bud.

funny enough, you're spot on about the alcohol. I got Captain America's tolerance. did you know you can get alcohol poisoning without getting drunk? I learned that the fun way
#368 - your pc is so low spec that even those games are overtaxing th…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on Console wars rage on +1
#408 - alucord (06/28/2015) [-]
Thanks man, I've looked into it, I should be able to run them, but like I said, she's old, so their could be secondary issues.
Do you think that overheating could be the problem?
I or could just be special

Thanks for your time.
#26 - the few times suicide is in the bible are when God tells peopl…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Well? +5
#191 - John Cena (06/27/2015) [-]
wtf? which verse(s)
#150 - John Cena (06/27/2015) [-]
It is not explicitly stated. Please do not make such a general statement which will mislead others. It is the state of the heart at the moment of suicide, and it is up to God's will. Also, knowing that our lives are a gift from God and that we should spend it meaningfully doing God's work, we should not be throwing it away so easily. I'm not saying that because I cannot empathize with those who struggle with harsh conditions, but I'm saying that since God provides no matter the trial that we're put through and that we have hope in Christ's saving works.
#40 - John Cena (06/27/2015) [-]
What scripture says that? I've never heard that. Interesting
#183 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2015 on Same-Sex Marriage Legal... 0
#215 - John Cena (06/27/2015) [-]
Ow, the Edge.

Yes. Let's fucking spite our own blood relation and ruin relationships over something so utterly idiotic to argue over as whether homosexuals should be able to pay taxes together.
#233 - I like your numbering system here. good idea 1) you're ass…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2015 on Justice Thread pt 1 0
User avatar #238 - emptysuperman (06/29/2015) [-]
I read your comment, but I really don't feel like following up anymore, sorry. You can think what you want, but I will tell you that you are mistaken. But it doesn't really matter. I didn't just ignore your comment because I want to say this: if you beat someone that started a fight with you, you don't have a free pass to continue to fuck them up. You will be vulnerable legally. I don't know what to tell you. It's not my opinion, but rather how the law works. Just remember that if your in that situation. Just walk away if they are on the ground and stopped fighting.
#28 - "RED PEN IS ARE AWESOME" - misterusername 2015  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2015 on Advice Duck Comp +3
User avatar #34 - misterusername (06/26/2015) [-]
read #7
#20 - 3 and 8 cut out right before it shows that he skipped the lap.… 06/26/2015 on My big brother was a dick 0
#23 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2015 on The journey to front page... +3
User avatar #50 - lennybrown (06/27/2015) [-]
still pretty ballsy
#9 - "wait a minute, Hannibal... I think I'm the maniac!" 06/26/2015 on the headline 0
#9 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/26/2015 on If Disney princesses had moms! +234
#80 - alucardexplain (06/27/2015) [-]
DC already did this one. If Bruce Wayne still had parents, he would have been the one to die. Thomas Wayne becomes Batman, and Martha Wayne becomes the Joker.
User avatar #106 - sonatadusk (06/27/2015) [-]
Something that always rubbed me about this, what happened to the real Joker?
User avatar #118 - alucardexplain (06/27/2015) [-]
I don't think it ever gets said. I believe it probably went something like instead of Batman accidentally knocking him into a pit of chemicals, he probably gets caught by the police.
User avatar #89 - totalfuckwit (06/27/2015) [-]
A great way to twist things up, i liked it
#10 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 06/26/2015 on Preach it brother +3
#46 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2015 on TPP Passed 0
User avatar #47 - failtolawl (06/26/2015) [-]
aren't oligarchies great?

Seems like a regional thing. Comcast owns the main wire but all the others can use it in my area.
#30 - where the hell do you live that you have more than maybe one…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/26/2015 on TPP Passed 0
#56 - itssakamoto (06/26/2015) [-]
I live in Latvia. I have about 5 ISPs I can choose from in my area
User avatar #55 - gadgetzan (06/26/2015) [-]
Where I lived (apartment), most of the internet in the city was distributed through a city-net owned by the municipality. When I moved in, I had the choice between 7-8 different ISP's. This was in Sweden though
User avatar #39 - failtolawl (06/26/2015) [-]
#46 - sherlockbatman (06/26/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
ok, that was funny
you gave me some hope there
I thought, "Oh snap, maybe this guy knows something I don't. can I get better internet?"
>type in my address
>look at all those results!
>show only wired service
>only AT&T
howcouldyoudothistome.gif
User avatar #47 - failtolawl (06/26/2015) [-]
aren't oligarchies great?

Seems like a regional thing. Comcast owns the main wire but all the others can use it in my area.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#9 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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