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#43 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/26/2015 on High Level Armor 0
#28 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2015 on Batman admits that ... +9
#77 - megaton (07/26/2015) [-]
i would argur that the rasta haird joker from THE Batman animated cartoon from the early thousands would probably be a match physically for batman. that one looks like he is fucking jacked. though a litte top heavy.
User avatar #102 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
that show was retarded
fucking penguin was a master of shaolin kung fu
#27 - Comment deleted 07/26/2015 on Batman admits that ... 0
#124 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on Pasha crying on stream -2
#125 - walurs (07/26/2015) [-]
That's a casual matchmaking team.
Pasha plays for Virtus.pro , olof plays for fnatic, two entirely different teams.
This isn't professional competition, they're just trolling in a matchmaking game with random people.
#116 - I'm not big on streamed games like that, but I meant on a larg…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2015 on Pasha crying on stream 0
#118 - walurs (07/26/2015) [-]
He basically carried his team to victory at last year's Katowice major. Fair enough it was a year ago, but a year is nothing when this guy's csgo career is over a decade long now. He was also named the 3rd best player in the world in 2014. He's just going through a rut right now and he knows it, it happens to literally every player.

www.hltv.org/news/14001-top-20-players-of-2014-pasha-3
#124 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
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CSGO: Pasha throws the game, olofmeister goes crazy
>pro player for over 10 years
>forgets how to play at the crucial moment of a competitive game with money on the line >blinds his team and dies toggling crouch out in the open with no cover
>not suspicious at all
#125 - walurs (07/26/2015) [-]
That's a casual matchmaking team.
Pasha plays for Virtus.pro , olof plays for fnatic, two entirely different teams.
This isn't professional competition, they're just trolling in a matchmaking game with random people.
#35 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/26/2015 on Honest Slogans 0
#114 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2015 on Pasha crying on stream 0
#115 - walurs (07/26/2015) [-]
Lmao
He's probably the best on his team when in form, the only other one able to contest that title is Snax.
And idk if you actually watch csgo pro matches or not, but he played a game against Na'Vi last night and outperformed every other player in the match.
www.hltv.org/?pageid=188&matchid=22017
User avatar #116 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
I'm not big on streamed games like that, but I meant on a larger scale, maybe he thinks he can't cut it when it counts and got greedy
a lot of cheating happens when people think it's their last chance to score a big windfall before losing earning power
#118 - walurs (07/26/2015) [-]
He basically carried his team to victory at last year's Katowice major. Fair enough it was a year ago, but a year is nothing when this guy's csgo career is over a decade long now. He was also named the 3rd best player in the world in 2014. He's just going through a rut right now and he knows it, it happens to literally every player.

www.hltv.org/news/14001-top-20-players-of-2014-pasha-3
#124 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
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CSGO: Pasha throws the game, olofmeister goes crazy
>pro player for over 10 years
>forgets how to play at the crucial moment of a competitive game with money on the line >blinds his team and dies toggling crouch out in the open with no cover
>not suspicious at all
#125 - walurs (07/26/2015) [-]
That's a casual matchmaking team.
Pasha plays for Virtus.pro , olof plays for fnatic, two entirely different teams.
This isn't professional competition, they're just trolling in a matchmaking game with random people.
#110 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on Pasha crying on stream -2
#113 - walurs (07/26/2015) [-]
Nobody's perfect, everyone makes mistakes, especially under the pressure of a 13-15 scoreline.
That's not even close to proof.
Proof would look like an account linked to him making huge bets on the match.
#109 - Comment deleted  [+] (7 new replies) 07/26/2015 on Pasha crying on stream 0
#111 - walurs (07/26/2015) [-]
Also, looking at his stats, he's just generally been doing bad recently.
Although he seems to be getting back in form.

www.hltv.org/?pageid=246&playerid=317
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#115 - walurs (07/26/2015) [-]
Lmao
He's probably the best on his team when in form, the only other one able to contest that title is Snax.
And idk if you actually watch csgo pro matches or not, but he played a game against Na'Vi last night and outperformed every other player in the match.
www.hltv.org/?pageid=188&matchid=22017
User avatar #116 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
I'm not big on streamed games like that, but I meant on a larger scale, maybe he thinks he can't cut it when it counts and got greedy
a lot of cheating happens when people think it's their last chance to score a big windfall before losing earning power
#118 - walurs (07/26/2015) [-]
He basically carried his team to victory at last year's Katowice major. Fair enough it was a year ago, but a year is nothing when this guy's csgo career is over a decade long now. He was also named the 3rd best player in the world in 2014. He's just going through a rut right now and he knows it, it happens to literally every player.

www.hltv.org/news/14001-top-20-players-of-2014-pasha-3
#124 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
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CSGO: Pasha throws the game, olofmeister goes crazy
>pro player for over 10 years
>forgets how to play at the crucial moment of a competitive game with money on the line >blinds his team and dies toggling crouch out in the open with no cover
>not suspicious at all
#125 - walurs (07/26/2015) [-]
That's a casual matchmaking team.
Pasha plays for Virtus.pro , olof plays for fnatic, two entirely different teams.
This isn't professional competition, they're just trolling in a matchmaking game with random people.
#107 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/26/2015 on Pasha crying on stream 0
#104 - "letting the anger get the better of you" would …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2015 on Pasha crying on stream 0
#106 - lardking (07/26/2015) [-]
I will give you that
but it doesn't mean they have to insult his wife and kid
it's like 12 year olds on CoD
#107 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
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wrong people doing it the wrong way
their cause is noble, but they are not
#48 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/26/2015 on -_-' -1
User avatar #82 - youregaylol (07/26/2015) [-]
i live in texas and mexicans fly the mexican flag constantly, in fact liberals will start attacking you as racist if you question it

so theres just more hypocrisy there, as always
User avatar #133 - Deeticky (07/27/2015) [-]
I think the important thing to note is that they are not flying the Mexican flag outside of government buildings. Most liberals that I know might assume people who fly the confederate flag are racist, but do not want to see it banned from being flown the private property of private citizens. Liberals care about the First Amendment just as much as everybody else.
User avatar #134 - youregaylol (07/27/2015) [-]
"Liberals care about the First Amendment just as much as everybody else. "

Explain hate speech laws.
User avatar #135 - Deeticky (07/27/2015) [-]
What laws are you referring to? There are laws against hate speech in Europe, but most American Liberals I know are vehemently against many of them.

Threats of violence are illegal. But those are not protected under Free Speech anyway. The Supreme Court ruled on that long ago.
User avatar #137 - Deeticky (07/27/2015) [-]
Those are not laws. Even the Wikipedia page states that these codes are being implemented in the workplace, Universities, and private institutions. These codes are not being implemented by the Legislative, Executive, or Judicial branches (Which are all bound by the Constitution). They are being implemented by the governing bodies of Universities and private institutions, which are not bound by the same constitutional limits as the government is.

Long story short, hate speech codes are not the same as hate speech laws. I say this as a liberal who is generally against hate speech codes.
User avatar #138 - youregaylol (07/27/2015) [-]
They're in public universities using public funds in public places and you can be removed by force for saying things in public.

Nothing anti-free speech at all.
User avatar #139 - Deeticky (07/27/2015) [-]
Notice how I said I was against hate-speech codes. I am against them for the very same reason that you are, because they are taking place at public universities using public funds. I think they'll end up at the Supreme Court some day. It will be an interesting case to watch. At the same time, it is important to remember that universities are allowed to set their own codes of conduct (within limits as dictated by the courts). Again, these are codes, not laws. It is very important to differentiate between the two.

I attend one of the more Liberal Universities in the country (University of Minnesota, Twin-Cities). I am a liberal. I have a lot of liberal friends and classmates. I am an active volunteer in the DFL (Minnesota's version of the Democratic party). I have definitely met a few people who want to see hate speech laws expanded, but they are definitely in the minority. The majority of us do support laws that make it illegal to threaten people with violence. That has been the law of the land for a long time though.

All I'm trying to show is that most liberals, just like most conservatives, love and value the First Amendment.
User avatar #140 - youregaylol (07/27/2015) [-]
I've seen too many liberal pundits justify racial violence by saying that the offenders were provoked by the victims (muh institutionalized racism, muh confederate flag, muh police brutality) to trust that liberals care about speech or violence anymore.

The democratic party is filled with radical progressives who drive the agenda, my father was a democrat for many years until he realized that they were chastising Christians for refusing to serve gay weddings, justifying race riots and inflaming racial violence, making terrorists look like freedom fighters or sympathetic, dickriding muslims while blasting anything christian, refusing to defend the border with mexico and calling anyone who wanted to a racist, demonisizing the american police force while idolizing thugs, supporting gay pride parades that have half naked men running around in public making out, forcing people to give money to planned parenthood, the bullshit list goes on and on and on.

It's not the working mans party anymore, its just bullshit progressive dogma over and over again.
User avatar #141 - Deeticky (07/28/2015) [-]
You're from Texas, right? Perhaps the Democratic party in Texas is far different from the party here in Minnesota? I have seen people become upset at businesses who refuse to serve gays, but it had nothing to do with the fact that they were Christians. These people would be just as upset if it were a Muslim business refusing to serve gays, etc. I also have not seen any liberals call terrorists freedom fighters. I'm sure that there are probably liberal bloggers online who do that. It's no different from conservative bloggers who support the KKK. There are extremists on both sides.

While I have seen a lot of people complaining about police brutality (Which I would say is a justified complaint at this point in time), I have never seen a single person "idolize thugs." I'm not even 100% sure what that means.

Also, I think it's unfair to pretend that liberal pundits speak for all liberals. The media always takes things to the extreme because rage always generates revenue. The right has just as many pundits of its own (Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, etc).

Overall, I feel like you seem to be lumping liberals into one big stereotype. The reason I don't like that is because it hurts our ability to work together and get things done. We need to be able to have an open and honest dialogue. I get equally frustrated whenever I hear people make stereotypes about conservatives (they're racists, bigots, greedy, etc). I believe that most conservatives, just like most liberals, love this country and just want the best for it.
#99 - if nothing was at stake, it wouldn't matter since he gets …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2015 on Pasha crying on stream 0
#101 - lardking (07/26/2015) [-]
fired and banned? yes
but letting anger get the better of you is never the ideal way to handle any situation.
User avatar #104 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
"letting the anger get the better of you"
would be actual violence against the player
this is more a response to the complete lack of action against him by the gaming association that runs these events
someone has to let him know that what he did was not okay
he's not gonna give even one person a chance to seriously discuss what he did with him, so this is all the internet has to lash back at him with
when the law fails to act, vigilantes pick up the slack
but vigilantes don't know what they're doing. they're amateurs and may just make things worse
these trolls are there until proper officials can take notice
when the right people start doing the right thing the right way, the wrong people will stop having to do the right thing the wrong way
#106 - lardking (07/26/2015) [-]
I will give you that
but it doesn't mean they have to insult his wife and kid
it's like 12 year olds on CoD
#107 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
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wrong people doing it the wrong way
their cause is noble, but they are not
#97 - there is no justification you think he's the first guy to …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/26/2015 on Pasha crying on stream 0
#98 - lardking (07/26/2015) [-]
"he has no honor" seems to me that its just a game that some people take too seriously
User avatar #99 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
if nothing was at stake, it wouldn't matter
since he gets payed to play games and has sponsors, he cheated everyone
I was being pedantic with the terminology, but these games have all the same types of rules and regulations that actual sports do
if a real, pro sports player purposely threw a game, would you feel the same?
would you not get why some people would be angry?
wouldn't you at least agree he should be fired and banned?
#101 - lardking (07/26/2015) [-]
fired and banned? yes
but letting anger get the better of you is never the ideal way to handle any situation.
User avatar #104 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
"letting the anger get the better of you"
would be actual violence against the player
this is more a response to the complete lack of action against him by the gaming association that runs these events
someone has to let him know that what he did was not okay
he's not gonna give even one person a chance to seriously discuss what he did with him, so this is all the internet has to lash back at him with
when the law fails to act, vigilantes pick up the slack
but vigilantes don't know what they're doing. they're amateurs and may just make things worse
these trolls are there until proper officials can take notice
when the right people start doing the right thing the right way, the wrong people will stop having to do the right thing the wrong way
#106 - lardking (07/26/2015) [-]
I will give you that
but it doesn't mean they have to insult his wife and kid
it's like 12 year olds on CoD
#107 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
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wrong people doing it the wrong way
their cause is noble, but they are not
#22 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on Earth's Cousin 0
User avatar #31 - ninesundev (07/26/2015) [-]
This makes sense. In a very odd and strange way ...









#21 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/26/2015 on Earth's Cousin 0
#92 - online games are not a sport sports involve physical activ…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/26/2015 on Pasha crying on stream -2
#96 - lardking (07/26/2015) [-]
Do we even know why he threw the game?
User avatar #97 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
there is no justification
you think he's the first guy to get pressured to throw a game?
many real athletes in the past have chosen to get offed by the mob rather than throw their game
some pass up huge sums of money for their integrity
he's either greedy or a coward, but for sure, he has no honor
#98 - lardking (07/26/2015) [-]
"he has no honor" seems to me that its just a game that some people take too seriously
User avatar #99 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
if nothing was at stake, it wouldn't matter
since he gets payed to play games and has sponsors, he cheated everyone
I was being pedantic with the terminology, but these games have all the same types of rules and regulations that actual sports do
if a real, pro sports player purposely threw a game, would you feel the same?
would you not get why some people would be angry?
wouldn't you at least agree he should be fired and banned?
#101 - lardking (07/26/2015) [-]
fired and banned? yes
but letting anger get the better of you is never the ideal way to handle any situation.
User avatar #104 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
"letting the anger get the better of you"
would be actual violence against the player
this is more a response to the complete lack of action against him by the gaming association that runs these events
someone has to let him know that what he did was not okay
he's not gonna give even one person a chance to seriously discuss what he did with him, so this is all the internet has to lash back at him with
when the law fails to act, vigilantes pick up the slack
but vigilantes don't know what they're doing. they're amateurs and may just make things worse
these trolls are there until proper officials can take notice
when the right people start doing the right thing the right way, the wrong people will stop having to do the right thing the wrong way
#106 - lardking (07/26/2015) [-]
I will give you that
but it doesn't mean they have to insult his wife and kid
it's like 12 year olds on CoD
#107 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
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**sherlockbatman rolled image**
wrong people doing it the wrong way
their cause is noble, but they are not
#81 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (21 new replies) 07/26/2015 on Pasha crying on stream -3
#105 - walurs (07/26/2015) [-]
There's no confirmation whether or not they threw the game, if there was he would have been banned like iBuyPower and Epsilon were.
www.hltv.org/news/14184-epsilon-and-ex-esc-get-valve-bans
www.hltv.org/news/14083-ex-ibp-banned-from-valve-majors
#110 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
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www.hltv.org/forum/695343-pasha-throwing-game-for-skins-proof
#113 - walurs (07/26/2015) [-]
Nobody's perfect, everyone makes mistakes, especially under the pressure of a 13-15 scoreline.
That's not even close to proof.
Proof would look like an account linked to him making huge bets on the match.
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#111 - walurs (07/26/2015) [-]
Also, looking at his stats, he's just generally been doing bad recently.
Although he seems to be getting back in form.

www.hltv.org/?pageid=246&playerid=317
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#115 - walurs (07/26/2015) [-]
Lmao
He's probably the best on his team when in form, the only other one able to contest that title is Snax.
And idk if you actually watch csgo pro matches or not, but he played a game against Na'Vi last night and outperformed every other player in the match.
www.hltv.org/?pageid=188&matchid=22017
User avatar #116 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
I'm not big on streamed games like that, but I meant on a larger scale, maybe he thinks he can't cut it when it counts and got greedy
a lot of cheating happens when people think it's their last chance to score a big windfall before losing earning power
#118 - walurs (07/26/2015) [-]
He basically carried his team to victory at last year's Katowice major. Fair enough it was a year ago, but a year is nothing when this guy's csgo career is over a decade long now. He was also named the 3rd best player in the world in 2014. He's just going through a rut right now and he knows it, it happens to literally every player.

www.hltv.org/news/14001-top-20-players-of-2014-pasha-3
#124 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
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CSGO: Pasha throws the game, olofmeister goes crazy
>pro player for over 10 years
>forgets how to play at the crucial moment of a competitive game with money on the line >blinds his team and dies toggling crouch out in the open with no cover
>not suspicious at all
#125 - walurs (07/26/2015) [-]
That's a casual matchmaking team.
Pasha plays for Virtus.pro , olof plays for fnatic, two entirely different teams.
This isn't professional competition, they're just trolling in a matchmaking game with random people.
#83 - lardking (07/26/2015) [-]
so if e-sport is a joke, why does it matter what he did
and people betting money do that of their own accord
by putting money down, they have to accept that they can lose it
User avatar #92 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
online games are not a sport
sports involve physical activity beyond clicking
the term "E-Sport" is laughable. they should call them Tactics Sims or something.
The only thing I'd agree is an e-sport is an actual online sports game like Fifa or Madden.
NBA Jam, nigga
and it matters what he did because he plays games professionally
he gets payed to be there
there are rules to the games
it dishonors him, his opponents, and everyone watching when he cheats and throws a game.
it's not that they lost a bet, it's that they were cheated out of their money
it's the difference between misplacing your wallet and getting mugged
#96 - lardking (07/26/2015) [-]
Do we even know why he threw the game?
User avatar #97 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
there is no justification
you think he's the first guy to get pressured to throw a game?
many real athletes in the past have chosen to get offed by the mob rather than throw their game
some pass up huge sums of money for their integrity
he's either greedy or a coward, but for sure, he has no honor
#98 - lardking (07/26/2015) [-]
"he has no honor" seems to me that its just a game that some people take too seriously
User avatar #99 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
if nothing was at stake, it wouldn't matter
since he gets payed to play games and has sponsors, he cheated everyone
I was being pedantic with the terminology, but these games have all the same types of rules and regulations that actual sports do
if a real, pro sports player purposely threw a game, would you feel the same?
would you not get why some people would be angry?
wouldn't you at least agree he should be fired and banned?
#101 - lardking (07/26/2015) [-]
fired and banned? yes
but letting anger get the better of you is never the ideal way to handle any situation.
User avatar #104 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
"letting the anger get the better of you"
would be actual violence against the player
this is more a response to the complete lack of action against him by the gaming association that runs these events
someone has to let him know that what he did was not okay
he's not gonna give even one person a chance to seriously discuss what he did with him, so this is all the internet has to lash back at him with
when the law fails to act, vigilantes pick up the slack
but vigilantes don't know what they're doing. they're amateurs and may just make things worse
these trolls are there until proper officials can take notice
when the right people start doing the right thing the right way, the wrong people will stop having to do the right thing the wrong way
#106 - lardking (07/26/2015) [-]
I will give you that
but it doesn't mean they have to insult his wife and kid
it's like 12 year olds on CoD
#107 - sherlockbatman (07/26/2015) [-]
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wrong people doing it the wrong way
their cause is noble, but they are not
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User avatar #148 - donatelo (07/26/2015) [-]
its called smuggling bro.
User avatar #122 - amsel (07/26/2015) [-]
And shipping costs, insurance, fda regulations for produce, loss due to spoilage and crushing and theft, warehousing/distributing once you get them to your destination...

Not so easy as "buy bananas, sell bananas"
User avatar #131 - penileburglar (07/26/2015) [-]
It's almost like he was making a joke.
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User avatar #7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
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Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
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Mmm. Floor cake.
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