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#51 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 08/02/2016 on "LAND OF THE FREE" MY ASS! +7
#40 - what's the procedure if you're dealing with constant IEDs buri…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2016 on Yseaby Cuttyty Rodo +5
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#57 - herlsy (08/01/2016) [-]
You're definitely right, there are definitely other areas where other soldiers probably had it so much worse. Look at OP Restrepo.

Speaking strictly from a doctine level, there is alot of factors that go into this.

Any operation is planned out a fuck ton. Every operarion has multiple routes, and everyone has them memorized. It's also rehersed a fuck ton before you even step off. (literallty, you practice it in safe areas over and over again) Scouts have already scouted your routes for major issues, so if the kids were there before you stepped off, you would have already known about it. If not, your TC will have seen them well before you get danger close, giving you the choice to back track. Now lets say for some reason, you roll up and suddenly theres kids there and you are almost right up on them, and you suspect IED's. Army protocols for reacting to IED's is literally to stop and react to contact. You stop 300 meters before those kids, gtfo and seek cover and report to higher ups while getting your convoy to turn the fuck around to use one of your secondary routes

Or you can off road and cross your fingers recomended

Pelting the little shits with Snickers Bars (like others have alreadt mentioned is another tatic that was used, and it is pretty effective.

All in all, there's a fuck ton of options the Army has established for these kinds of situations. You should be able to avoid them entirely. It's definitely possible that someone running them over maybe happened at one point, but it's so unlikely, someome would have reported it.

Like someone else said, you can't even shoot flares at civilians without getting in serious trouble.
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#16 - ultronyourgod (08/01/2016) [-]
But this piece is based on the Norse mythologically, not the comics.
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#15 - ultronyourgod (08/01/2016) [-]
Loke is how it's spelled and said in Scandinavia.
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#12 - anon (08/01/2016) [-]
Loke was Odins blod-brother. That means best friends forewer

It was just in some hollywood movie they made Loke a son.
#13 - sherlockbatman (08/01/2016) [-]
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I don't know who Loke is, but if you're talking about Loki, he was Odin's son in the comics way before movies were made about it
:^) don't get all mythologically correct, I know the real world stories are different
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#16 - ultronyourgod (08/01/2016) [-]
But this piece is based on the Norse mythologically, not the comics.
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#15 - ultronyourgod (08/01/2016) [-]
Loke is how it's spelled and said in Scandinavia.
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#11 - ultronyourgod (08/01/2016) [-]
I'm still trying to think how Ymir gave birth to the first Æsir and giants trough his arm and legs.
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#23 - jaevel (08/01/2016) [-]
No. I'll tell ya basically what happened in the episode.. so Spoilers:

Sonic Boom episode  Sonic Boom episode 18  Just A Guy    Cartoon Network

Basically, Sonic and his friends are called into action to fight against Eggman and his army once again, except for Knuckles whos busy hanging out with a guy. The guys name is mike, and hes an anthromprphic bull. Nothing special about his design, hes just.. a guy.

Sonic is able to convince Knuckles to come with him, but is then asked by Mike if he can come join too. To which Sonic says no, as Mike is just.. a guy, not a hero. Something literally everybody else takes great offence to.

After being pestered by everybody how insensetive Sonic was for calling Mike "Just a guy". Sonic finally apologieses to Mike, and is then pestered by him to let him come with them to stop Eggman. Sonic finally lets Mike come along, and since hes only a guy, he gets his leg broken.

Everybody is now offended about Sonic's insensetivety off letting Mike come along and getting him hurt. To which Sonic answers with asking if "You people" could leave him alone. Which everybody takes offence to.

Sonic then has to join a sensetivety course in order to learn not to "discreminate", where this scene occours.

The rest of the plot can be seen in the Youtube video I uploaded. I higly suggest you watch this episode, as it is acthually kind of funny. Specially the scene at 5:40
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