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sherlockbatman

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Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:5/04/2015
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#72 - that's how the world works. no matter how careful you are, som… 04/29/2015 on Younger siblings 0
#105 - >how do I math? it's more like a few ******* tho…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/29/2015 on Todays News 0
User avatar #106 - nickelakon (04/29/2015) [-]
1 N is the force it takes to accelerate a 1 kg object 1 m/s^2
I did the math right there for all of the equation
you're litterally disregarding fact right now
#109 - sherlockbatman (04/29/2015) [-]
you did the math wrong
blatantly wrong
like if you offered up an equation disproving gravity
I may not have the mathematical expertise to prove how obviously wrong you are, but I still recognize that bullets exert THOUSANDS of newtons of force when they impact.
do you even know what recoil is? why is your calculation apparently set in a vacuum?
you're saying that a .22 fires a bullet with less than one newton of force, but the recoil just magically generates a few thousand more newtons out of nowhere?
what even is conservation of energy?
what universe are you writing from? The physics sound very different there
User avatar #122 - theshinypen (04/30/2015) [-]
This bad boy exerts just under 9000 ft lbs.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/.700_Nitro_Express
youtu.be/CLxMlL333_Y
User avatar #112 - nickelakon (04/29/2015) [-]
Take this as an example:
"A bullet with a mass of 10.0g is moving at the speed of 1000m/s. A bull with a mass of 400kg is charging at the speed of 5.00m/s Which has the greater kinetic energy?

5000J for the bullet and 5000J for the bull

That worked fine but now if you calculate momentum you get:
p=10kg⋅m/s for the bullet and p=2000kg⋅m/s for the bull."
See how much smaller the momentum is compared to the kinetic energy, which when the bullet impacts will be tranfered into the force it impacts with, it basically is the kinetic force.
User avatar #110 - nickelakon (04/29/2015) [-]
Kinetic force is related to momentum but is still different
#33 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on no fefe no fefe +6
User avatar #34 - deathbyknish (04/29/2015) [-]
That movie is the best tho
#61 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on Cheeky -2
#65 - floran (04/29/2015) [-]
#97 - there are a few cases of people having stronger stomachs and s… 04/28/2015 on Strangest of Strange... 0
#59 - Picture 04/28/2015 on Do not c***block kids these... +1
#17 - Picture 04/28/2015 on Cheeky +21
#14 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Cheeky +444
User avatar #16 - closotezuka (04/28/2015) [-]
look at her lips
#45 - penishland (04/29/2015) [-]
#17 - sherlockbatman (04/28/2015) [-]
#79 - these are staged the show is fake.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Strangest of Strange... 0
User avatar #89 - darkjustifier (04/28/2015) [-]
that hurts me somewhere inside...
User avatar #97 - sherlockbatman (04/28/2015) [-]
there are a few cases of people having stronger stomachs and such, with more powerful stomach acids to break down glass and metal without getting cut up. they weren't compelled to eat that stuff, though. they did it for money. no one enjoys eating glass
#31 - -their mom is dead -they're about to try and resurrect her…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on >best girl 0
#32 - oniseiji (04/28/2015) [-]
Thank.
Take this rare pepe, as a token of gratitude.
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on Tattoos & Jobs +31
#50 - oinos (04/28/2015) [-]
When you mix an owl with a bungee cord.
#151 - Picture 04/28/2015 on Toppest of KeKs +8
#26 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on Fünfzig Grauschattierungen +5
#30 - Ken M (04/27/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** That's a good roll!
#642 - my avatar is already wearing a hat 04/27/2015 on Mods make you an avatar 0
#23 - The Rock bought the movie rights to that picture 04/27/2015 on Awww. +1
#12 - they don't allow felons into japan? do they background che…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on Robert Downey Jr 0
User avatar #13 - incoming (04/27/2015) [-]
Well my guess is all they would need is for an updated list of convicted felons from different countries and they just check to see if the passports match up to any names on those lists.

As for having a record it stays with you after you're 18 no matter what. which is why it's so hard for anyone with a felony charge to get a decent job The only way to get it off your record is to basically jump through a series of hoops. Minors I think get it a little easier but it's still a hassle.

felonyguide.com/Expungement-of-Felony-Conviction.php
#23 - Picture 04/27/2015 on Have fun +47
#39 - >consexual sex  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2015 on KARMA BONER +6
#42 - infinitereaper (04/27/2015) [-]
i've spent the last 3 days writing a 7 page research paper studying two economics chapters and doing math pls forgive i am so tired i cannot into words anymore
User avatar #75 - saltyfries (04/27/2015) [-]
I find it punny and funny, you saw your chance and took it
#9 - why was he detained?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2015 on Robert Downey Jr +10
User avatar #11 - incoming (04/27/2015) [-]
More specifically it was that they explicitly say in the airport they don't allow felons entry and because of his record which hadn't yet been expunged he was detained.

www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/17/robert-downey-jr-detained_n_395507.html
User avatar #12 - sherlockbatman (04/27/2015) [-]
they don't allow felons into japan?
do they background check every single tourist before letting them in?
like say someone robbed a liquor store when they were 19 and try to go to japan in their 30's
do they get detained?
User avatar #13 - incoming (04/27/2015) [-]
Well my guess is all they would need is for an updated list of convicted felons from different countries and they just check to see if the passports match up to any names on those lists.

As for having a record it stays with you after you're 18 no matter what. which is why it's so hard for anyone with a felony charge to get a decent job The only way to get it off your record is to basically jump through a series of hoops. Minors I think get it a little easier but it's still a hassle.

felonyguide.com/Expungement-of-Felony-Conviction.php
#17 - maybe if you had spelled dolphin right  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2015 on *pose* +5
#18 - rubusguy (04/26/2015) [-]
#22 - commencingfailure (04/26/2015) [-]
You tried making a joke, you failed miserably. No it's not bait, piss off
#172 - hahaha these image results for "frogverine"  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2015 on Huge fact comp #8 +3
#177 - falloutsurvivor (04/26/2015) [-]
id have thought the frogs kinda like marrow using broken bones as weapons
#17 - wtf did I roll? Steven ********** ?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2015 on What time is it? +1
User avatar #18 - shadowmanzninetwo (04/24/2015) [-]
No this is... This is a pretty accurate representation of that show.
#16 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2015 on What time is it? 0
User avatar #25 - Kairyuka (04/25/2015) [-]
I think it caught him in an angle where he couldn't get his arms out without trying to rip the jacket But in the manga Tristan is fucking ripped, so I don't see why he didn't just tear that fucker off
User avatar #17 - sherlockbatman (04/24/2015) [-]
wtf did I roll?
Steven Niggaverse?
User avatar #18 - shadowmanzninetwo (04/24/2015) [-]
No this is... This is a pretty accurate representation of that show.
#34 - also, that white guy has his ear thing in still 04/24/2015 on Spot the secret service agent 0
#32 - Picture 04/24/2015 on Disney +1
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #7 - porridgesque ONLINE (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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