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#10 - nickwild (06/14/2016) [-]
just fat neck beards.
#11 - sherlockbatman (06/14/2016) [-]
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you do fat neck beards in your spare time?
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#12 - nickwild (06/14/2016) [-]
oh dear, I seem to had had a slip of thought, so to rectify, no I don't have a job and I'm a fat neck beard.

#13 - sherlockbatman (06/14/2016) [-]
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I mean, I'm happy, but that has nothing to do with you
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#14 - nickwild (06/14/2016) [-]
cool, where you from?
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#15 - sherlockbatman (06/14/2016) [-]
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#17 - nickwild (06/14/2016) [-]
nice, God's etch a sketch. just north of you.
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#10 - namix (06/15/2016) [-]
Fucking died when simba hanged himself.
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#11 - gilgameshxplains (06/15/2016) [-]
So did Simba.
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#83 - lmrml (06/15/2016) [-]
idk man, dude probably decided to find zen after killing all of that shit, growing old enough to look like a retired spartan veteran which I mean he is , and have ANOTHER kid. or they decided fuggit let's make him less bloodlustful
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#43 - harbingerwolf (06/15/2016) [-]

Character changes

#151 - hardongo (06/15/2016) [-]
ive gotta say that i was loking forward to play with the son and seeing him all grown up, but as i read above we will play with kratos the whole game, meaning that the kid will be kidnapped or dead.
i love kratos but a change like that would have been awesome.
#108 - anon (06/15/2016) [-]
Taking a 180 turn on a character is not "character developement", nigga. The developement must be gradual and well reasoned. 9 minutes of gameplay is way too litle to draw conclussions, but nothing of this feels like God of War, dude. Not only the character, but the setting, the norse feeling, hell they've put motherfucking dragons in this. Where the old God of War games were all violent, thrill packed greek tragedies, this seems like a Skyrim-ish, Witcher-ish viking saga, not that I have anything against that, it's just not what the other games were all about

That said, I'm always welcoming of new things and new approaches to the same franchise, but understand that people might have a problem with this. At the end of the day, makes you wonder why didn't they just make a new game with a new world and new characters out of this instead of attaching it to an existing franchise, because it may hurt the final product when you're deviating so much from the original source material, it also makes it look more like a marketing gimmick than a well-reasoned evolution

It looks cool as fuck and I bet it's gonna be badass, tho, but changing everything and calling it "character developement" is just bonkers to me
#92 - sherlockbatman (06/15/2016) [-]
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I didn't complain about a lack of character development
in fact, I only complained that they changed him. the new look and setting is awesome, the new personality makes this not the same character, not the same game.
not necessarily a bad thing, but I liked the unyeilding rage and "kill first/questions are for faggots" problem solving of the old kratos
I suppose that idea was milked pretty dry already though. that prequel was uninspired.
this at least still looks very good, if an entirely new direction
#142 - ruderoody (06/15/2016) [-]
I think this supposed to be an aged somewhat tired Kratos the kid calls him father and looks at least 10-12 years old which means that at the least 11-14 years have passed since the last game that's a long time it might have calmed him down a you have to think about the time in between the games. Plus it still looks to me like there's a bit of that good ol' Spartan bloodlust left in him.
#52 - anon (06/15/2016) [-]
This is accurate
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#39 - theflyinghippy (06/14/2016) [-]
Pretty sure its the same Kratos, you can see where he was stabbed with the blade of Olympus at 5:30
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#19 - rhattmann (06/14/2016) [-]
My theory is that after the events of GoW 3, Kratos move on to the north-lands to start a new life and put all the past blood behind. But as we can see, the gods, no mater from what pantheon, will never gonna let Kratos retire in peace.