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#103 - did you not see ornstein? it's more than a reference, he's…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2015 on So true it hurts 0
User avatar #104 - droitesorel (03/11/2015) [-]
Someone's being a whiny lil' bitch.
User avatar #105 - sherlockbatman (03/11/2015) [-]
PVP is the only good thing in Dark Souls 2 and that's not saying much.
Dark Souls 1 PvP is still worlds better, so there's no reason to even get DS2
sounds like you're mad you wasted your money on that steaming pile
User avatar #106 - droitesorel (03/11/2015) [-]
I have 1500 hours in Dark 2. I enjoy things that are fun
#73 - here you go  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2015 on Her boobs are the bomb 0
User avatar #76 - siksiksikki (03/10/2015) [-]
Nice timing
#49 - Picture 03/10/2015 on Beams fuel cant steel melt jet 0
#101 - >all 3 souls games demon souls isn't even in the same w…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/10/2015 on So true it hurts 0
User avatar #102 - droitesorel (03/10/2015) [-]
Where the fuck do they mention any specific character? Because I sure as hell don't see it
User avatar #103 - sherlockbatman (03/11/2015) [-]
did you not see ornstein?
it's more than a reference, he's actually just IN the game
I had to pause the game and just be disappointed for a while when I read the description for lightning spear
and this game really seems set on being hard as the main point. that wasn't what the first game was about, it was just a byproduct. it's like they grabbed a checklist of everything that got in a cheap hit when you weren't paying attention in the first dark souls and just added them in randomly to make this a fucking difficult game with no substance
the story doesn't line up, the level design makes no sense, and the gameplay is garbage (PvP excluded). have you even seen how shit the hit detection is? shit's fucken Sonic Souls '06
all the hours people put into this is PvP
User avatar #104 - droitesorel (03/11/2015) [-]
Someone's being a whiny lil' bitch.
User avatar #105 - sherlockbatman (03/11/2015) [-]
PVP is the only good thing in Dark Souls 2 and that's not saying much.
Dark Souls 1 PvP is still worlds better, so there's no reason to even get DS2
sounds like you're mad you wasted your money on that steaming pile
User avatar #106 - droitesorel (03/11/2015) [-]
I have 1500 hours in Dark 2. I enjoy things that are fun
#99 - the game starts by invalidating both your ending choice in the…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/10/2015 on So true it hurts -1
User avatar #100 - droitesorel (03/10/2015) [-]
The new game gives you a choice, though. And the endings in Dark 1 are both bad, as well as the game gives direct reference to prior events and why these things are happening. You're not being elitist, you're being ignorant to the lore-based stories of all three souls games.
User avatar #101 - sherlockbatman (03/10/2015) [-]
>all 3 souls games
demon souls isn't even in the same world. the lore doesn't link up.
my problem isn't with them referencing past events. both games do that, it's fine. it was done well in the first one, with some subtlety and effort. DS2 just crams it down your throat. you fucking KNOW when it's storytime in DS2
my problem is with them referencing CHARACTERS that they shouldn't know about.
basically easter eggs for fanboys, but they're so prevalent they don't even count as hidden. like borderlands 2 with the memes everywhere, this one has fanservice instead of new ideas or interesting gameplay
User avatar #102 - droitesorel (03/10/2015) [-]
Where the fuck do they mention any specific character? Because I sure as hell don't see it
User avatar #103 - sherlockbatman (03/11/2015) [-]
did you not see ornstein?
it's more than a reference, he's actually just IN the game
I had to pause the game and just be disappointed for a while when I read the description for lightning spear
and this game really seems set on being hard as the main point. that wasn't what the first game was about, it was just a byproduct. it's like they grabbed a checklist of everything that got in a cheap hit when you weren't paying attention in the first dark souls and just added them in randomly to make this a fucking difficult game with no substance
the story doesn't line up, the level design makes no sense, and the gameplay is garbage (PvP excluded). have you even seen how shit the hit detection is? shit's fucken Sonic Souls '06
all the hours people put into this is PvP
User avatar #104 - droitesorel (03/11/2015) [-]
Someone's being a whiny lil' bitch.
User avatar #105 - sherlockbatman (03/11/2015) [-]
PVP is the only good thing in Dark Souls 2 and that's not saying much.
Dark Souls 1 PvP is still worlds better, so there's no reason to even get DS2
sounds like you're mad you wasted your money on that steaming pile
User avatar #106 - droitesorel (03/11/2015) [-]
I have 1500 hours in Dark 2. I enjoy things that are fun
#97 - you can tell it's a different team because the game ***** …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/10/2015 on So true it hurts -1
User avatar #98 - droitesorel (03/10/2015) [-]
But it doesn't. Stop bein elitist, you're triggering me
User avatar #99 - sherlockbatman (03/10/2015) [-]
the game starts by invalidating both your ending choice in the last game and the entire point of the last story. if you chose not to relight the fire, the new game says "fuck you, you relit the fire. no choice"
and you weren't even supposed to relight the fire before. that was that BAD ending. you were supposed to break the cycle, walk away from the fire, and usher in the next age.
plus, this game's supposed to be like millenia in the future, but there are cringey references to past characters (like fucking solaire. talk about pandering to fanboys)
why the fuck is Ornstein a miniboss? and he's weak as dicks.
it's not being elitist to expect more from a title that started off with such high quality
User avatar #100 - droitesorel (03/10/2015) [-]
The new game gives you a choice, though. And the endings in Dark 1 are both bad, as well as the game gives direct reference to prior events and why these things are happening. You're not being elitist, you're being ignorant to the lore-based stories of all three souls games.
User avatar #101 - sherlockbatman (03/10/2015) [-]
>all 3 souls games
demon souls isn't even in the same world. the lore doesn't link up.
my problem isn't with them referencing past events. both games do that, it's fine. it was done well in the first one, with some subtlety and effort. DS2 just crams it down your throat. you fucking KNOW when it's storytime in DS2
my problem is with them referencing CHARACTERS that they shouldn't know about.
basically easter eggs for fanboys, but they're so prevalent they don't even count as hidden. like borderlands 2 with the memes everywhere, this one has fanservice instead of new ideas or interesting gameplay
User avatar #102 - droitesorel (03/10/2015) [-]
Where the fuck do they mention any specific character? Because I sure as hell don't see it
User avatar #103 - sherlockbatman (03/11/2015) [-]
did you not see ornstein?
it's more than a reference, he's actually just IN the game
I had to pause the game and just be disappointed for a while when I read the description for lightning spear
and this game really seems set on being hard as the main point. that wasn't what the first game was about, it was just a byproduct. it's like they grabbed a checklist of everything that got in a cheap hit when you weren't paying attention in the first dark souls and just added them in randomly to make this a fucking difficult game with no substance
the story doesn't line up, the level design makes no sense, and the gameplay is garbage (PvP excluded). have you even seen how shit the hit detection is? shit's fucken Sonic Souls '06
all the hours people put into this is PvP
User avatar #104 - droitesorel (03/11/2015) [-]
Someone's being a whiny lil' bitch.
User avatar #105 - sherlockbatman (03/11/2015) [-]
PVP is the only good thing in Dark Souls 2 and that's not saying much.
Dark Souls 1 PvP is still worlds better, so there's no reason to even get DS2
sounds like you're mad you wasted your money on that steaming pile
User avatar #106 - droitesorel (03/11/2015) [-]
I have 1500 hours in Dark 2. I enjoy things that are fun
#97 - in fact, whole bread is more expensive 03/10/2015 on What would /b/ do? 0
#94 - Dark Souls 2 is a series of hallways and skyboxes that don't l…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/10/2015 on So true it hurts -1
User avatar #95 - droitesorel (03/10/2015) [-]
Are you sure we're talking about the same game? Also, DkSII was made by an entirely different team
User avatar #97 - sherlockbatman (03/10/2015) [-]
you can tell it's a different team because the game shits all over what made the others good. hidden traps with no way to see them coming, awkwardly lore-focused story, and an opening that flips 2 birds to the 1st Dark Souls ending. in fact, the entire story in this one spits all over the established world from the last game
User avatar #98 - droitesorel (03/10/2015) [-]
But it doesn't. Stop bein elitist, you're triggering me
User avatar #99 - sherlockbatman (03/10/2015) [-]
the game starts by invalidating both your ending choice in the last game and the entire point of the last story. if you chose not to relight the fire, the new game says "fuck you, you relit the fire. no choice"
and you weren't even supposed to relight the fire before. that was that BAD ending. you were supposed to break the cycle, walk away from the fire, and usher in the next age.
plus, this game's supposed to be like millenia in the future, but there are cringey references to past characters (like fucking solaire. talk about pandering to fanboys)
why the fuck is Ornstein a miniboss? and he's weak as dicks.
it's not being elitist to expect more from a title that started off with such high quality
User avatar #100 - droitesorel (03/10/2015) [-]
The new game gives you a choice, though. And the endings in Dark 1 are both bad, as well as the game gives direct reference to prior events and why these things are happening. You're not being elitist, you're being ignorant to the lore-based stories of all three souls games.
User avatar #101 - sherlockbatman (03/10/2015) [-]
>all 3 souls games
demon souls isn't even in the same world. the lore doesn't link up.
my problem isn't with them referencing past events. both games do that, it's fine. it was done well in the first one, with some subtlety and effort. DS2 just crams it down your throat. you fucking KNOW when it's storytime in DS2
my problem is with them referencing CHARACTERS that they shouldn't know about.
basically easter eggs for fanboys, but they're so prevalent they don't even count as hidden. like borderlands 2 with the memes everywhere, this one has fanservice instead of new ideas or interesting gameplay
User avatar #102 - droitesorel (03/10/2015) [-]
Where the fuck do they mention any specific character? Because I sure as hell don't see it
User avatar #103 - sherlockbatman (03/11/2015) [-]
did you not see ornstein?
it's more than a reference, he's actually just IN the game
I had to pause the game and just be disappointed for a while when I read the description for lightning spear
and this game really seems set on being hard as the main point. that wasn't what the first game was about, it was just a byproduct. it's like they grabbed a checklist of everything that got in a cheap hit when you weren't paying attention in the first dark souls and just added them in randomly to make this a fucking difficult game with no substance
the story doesn't line up, the level design makes no sense, and the gameplay is garbage (PvP excluded). have you even seen how shit the hit detection is? shit's fucken Sonic Souls '06
all the hours people put into this is PvP
User avatar #104 - droitesorel (03/11/2015) [-]
Someone's being a whiny lil' bitch.
User avatar #105 - sherlockbatman (03/11/2015) [-]
PVP is the only good thing in Dark Souls 2 and that's not saying much.
Dark Souls 1 PvP is still worlds better, so there's no reason to even get DS2
sounds like you're mad you wasted your money on that steaming pile
User avatar #106 - droitesorel (03/11/2015) [-]
I have 1500 hours in Dark 2. I enjoy things that are fun
#92 - if CoD sucks so much, why do millions of people play it so much?  [+] (13 new replies) 03/10/2015 on So true it hurts -1
User avatar #93 - droitesorel (03/10/2015) [-]
Because it's simple and for simple-minded individuals, 15 and under, with parents willing to buy their children's love.
User avatar #94 - sherlockbatman (03/10/2015) [-]
Dark Souls 2 is a series of hallways and skyboxes that don't link up into a solid world.
The enemies aren't creative or well thought out. instead, there's just always like 5 guys attacking at once. bosses are boring and easy, with 1000% health and never-ending minions spawning.
the whole game is garbage. it's a shameless cash grab with no effort put into it.
if you liked the 1st game, you should be embarrassed for this sequel and realize it's a poor attempt
User avatar #95 - droitesorel (03/10/2015) [-]
Are you sure we're talking about the same game? Also, DkSII was made by an entirely different team
User avatar #97 - sherlockbatman (03/10/2015) [-]
you can tell it's a different team because the game shits all over what made the others good. hidden traps with no way to see them coming, awkwardly lore-focused story, and an opening that flips 2 birds to the 1st Dark Souls ending. in fact, the entire story in this one spits all over the established world from the last game
User avatar #98 - droitesorel (03/10/2015) [-]
But it doesn't. Stop bein elitist, you're triggering me
User avatar #99 - sherlockbatman (03/10/2015) [-]
the game starts by invalidating both your ending choice in the last game and the entire point of the last story. if you chose not to relight the fire, the new game says "fuck you, you relit the fire. no choice"
and you weren't even supposed to relight the fire before. that was that BAD ending. you were supposed to break the cycle, walk away from the fire, and usher in the next age.
plus, this game's supposed to be like millenia in the future, but there are cringey references to past characters (like fucking solaire. talk about pandering to fanboys)
why the fuck is Ornstein a miniboss? and he's weak as dicks.
it's not being elitist to expect more from a title that started off with such high quality
User avatar #100 - droitesorel (03/10/2015) [-]
The new game gives you a choice, though. And the endings in Dark 1 are both bad, as well as the game gives direct reference to prior events and why these things are happening. You're not being elitist, you're being ignorant to the lore-based stories of all three souls games.
User avatar #101 - sherlockbatman (03/10/2015) [-]
>all 3 souls games
demon souls isn't even in the same world. the lore doesn't link up.
my problem isn't with them referencing past events. both games do that, it's fine. it was done well in the first one, with some subtlety and effort. DS2 just crams it down your throat. you fucking KNOW when it's storytime in DS2
my problem is with them referencing CHARACTERS that they shouldn't know about.
basically easter eggs for fanboys, but they're so prevalent they don't even count as hidden. like borderlands 2 with the memes everywhere, this one has fanservice instead of new ideas or interesting gameplay
User avatar #102 - droitesorel (03/10/2015) [-]
Where the fuck do they mention any specific character? Because I sure as hell don't see it
User avatar #103 - sherlockbatman (03/11/2015) [-]
did you not see ornstein?
it's more than a reference, he's actually just IN the game
I had to pause the game and just be disappointed for a while when I read the description for lightning spear
and this game really seems set on being hard as the main point. that wasn't what the first game was about, it was just a byproduct. it's like they grabbed a checklist of everything that got in a cheap hit when you weren't paying attention in the first dark souls and just added them in randomly to make this a fucking difficult game with no substance
the story doesn't line up, the level design makes no sense, and the gameplay is garbage (PvP excluded). have you even seen how shit the hit detection is? shit's fucken Sonic Souls '06
all the hours people put into this is PvP
User avatar #104 - droitesorel (03/11/2015) [-]
Someone's being a whiny lil' bitch.
User avatar #105 - sherlockbatman (03/11/2015) [-]
PVP is the only good thing in Dark Souls 2 and that's not saying much.
Dark Souls 1 PvP is still worlds better, so there's no reason to even get DS2
sounds like you're mad you wasted your money on that steaming pile
User avatar #106 - droitesorel (03/11/2015) [-]
I have 1500 hours in Dark 2. I enjoy things that are fun
#47 - dark souls 2 IS **** , you retard  [+] (17 new replies) 03/09/2015 on So true it hurts -3
User avatar #56 - droitesorel (03/09/2015) [-]
If it's so shit, why do people put hundreds of thousands of hours into it?

Dark Souls 2: 1

Funnyjunk user: -0
User avatar #92 - sherlockbatman (03/10/2015) [-]
if CoD sucks so much, why do millions of people play it so much?
User avatar #93 - droitesorel (03/10/2015) [-]
Because it's simple and for simple-minded individuals, 15 and under, with parents willing to buy their children's love.
User avatar #94 - sherlockbatman (03/10/2015) [-]
Dark Souls 2 is a series of hallways and skyboxes that don't link up into a solid world.
The enemies aren't creative or well thought out. instead, there's just always like 5 guys attacking at once. bosses are boring and easy, with 1000% health and never-ending minions spawning.
the whole game is garbage. it's a shameless cash grab with no effort put into it.
if you liked the 1st game, you should be embarrassed for this sequel and realize it's a poor attempt
User avatar #95 - droitesorel (03/10/2015) [-]
Are you sure we're talking about the same game? Also, DkSII was made by an entirely different team
User avatar #97 - sherlockbatman (03/10/2015) [-]
you can tell it's a different team because the game shits all over what made the others good. hidden traps with no way to see them coming, awkwardly lore-focused story, and an opening that flips 2 birds to the 1st Dark Souls ending. in fact, the entire story in this one spits all over the established world from the last game
User avatar #98 - droitesorel (03/10/2015) [-]
But it doesn't. Stop bein elitist, you're triggering me
User avatar #99 - sherlockbatman (03/10/2015) [-]
the game starts by invalidating both your ending choice in the last game and the entire point of the last story. if you chose not to relight the fire, the new game says "fuck you, you relit the fire. no choice"
and you weren't even supposed to relight the fire before. that was that BAD ending. you were supposed to break the cycle, walk away from the fire, and usher in the next age.
plus, this game's supposed to be like millenia in the future, but there are cringey references to past characters (like fucking solaire. talk about pandering to fanboys)
why the fuck is Ornstein a miniboss? and he's weak as dicks.
it's not being elitist to expect more from a title that started off with such high quality
User avatar #100 - droitesorel (03/10/2015) [-]
The new game gives you a choice, though. And the endings in Dark 1 are both bad, as well as the game gives direct reference to prior events and why these things are happening. You're not being elitist, you're being ignorant to the lore-based stories of all three souls games.
User avatar #101 - sherlockbatman (03/10/2015) [-]
>all 3 souls games
demon souls isn't even in the same world. the lore doesn't link up.
my problem isn't with them referencing past events. both games do that, it's fine. it was done well in the first one, with some subtlety and effort. DS2 just crams it down your throat. you fucking KNOW when it's storytime in DS2
my problem is with them referencing CHARACTERS that they shouldn't know about.
basically easter eggs for fanboys, but they're so prevalent they don't even count as hidden. like borderlands 2 with the memes everywhere, this one has fanservice instead of new ideas or interesting gameplay
User avatar #102 - droitesorel (03/10/2015) [-]
Where the fuck do they mention any specific character? Because I sure as hell don't see it
User avatar #103 - sherlockbatman (03/11/2015) [-]
did you not see ornstein?
it's more than a reference, he's actually just IN the game
I had to pause the game and just be disappointed for a while when I read the description for lightning spear
and this game really seems set on being hard as the main point. that wasn't what the first game was about, it was just a byproduct. it's like they grabbed a checklist of everything that got in a cheap hit when you weren't paying attention in the first dark souls and just added them in randomly to make this a fucking difficult game with no substance
the story doesn't line up, the level design makes no sense, and the gameplay is garbage (PvP excluded). have you even seen how shit the hit detection is? shit's fucken Sonic Souls '06
all the hours people put into this is PvP
User avatar #104 - droitesorel (03/11/2015) [-]
Someone's being a whiny lil' bitch.
User avatar #105 - sherlockbatman (03/11/2015) [-]
PVP is the only good thing in Dark Souls 2 and that's not saying much.
Dark Souls 1 PvP is still worlds better, so there's no reason to even get DS2
sounds like you're mad you wasted your money on that steaming pile
User avatar #106 - droitesorel (03/11/2015) [-]
I have 1500 hours in Dark 2. I enjoy things that are fun
User avatar #64 - juter (03/09/2015) [-]
People are stupid
#53 - zhlandir (03/09/2015) [-]
You wanna fite me casul
#47 - "donald donald duck" 03/09/2015 on Hitler jam +2
#41 - he stepped completely on top of the branch and fell straight d…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Romantic Return +5
#82 - asdffes (03/09/2015) [-]
The branch could be attached to other branches that give it a sort of spring effect.
When you step on it it pushes down, then it you slip off it swats you in the nuts like a spring loaded fly swatter.

It has happened to me.
#83 - asdffes (03/09/2015) [-]
I shouldn't post after writing a paper. english my not so good apparently then
#137 - finally, racism is literal does this make otherkin race-traitors? 03/09/2015 on Anon has an otherkin classmate 0
#27 - You think darkness is your ally? 03/09/2015 on grade A parents +3
#265 - no one said it was the girl's fault 03/09/2015 on Friendzone 0
#47 - what the **** is going on here? are you ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on looking for a room mate +5
User avatar #48 - thenotsobaldeagle (03/09/2015) [-]
No, I just wanted to point out the fact that I wasn't using an anime gif on purpose, but didn't want to look like an idiot trying to correct it. In retrospect it didn't work at all and i just look like a fucking crazy person.
#33 - "surprise love" sounds a little rapey  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on You sit there in your, +2
#46 - bann (03/09/2015) [-]
pleasant and it isn't rape
#38 - that'd be one hardcore ************ . that's the ki… 03/09/2015 on Buddha 0
#67 - wait staff and such get paid very little because the governmen…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on Life hacks. 0
User avatar #97 - kyoutu (03/09/2015) [-]
Not my problem?
Do an exceptional service? Sure, maybe I will tip....maybe.
Average? No tip.

#40 - pikachu is conductive the circuit is still complete 03/09/2015 on Pokemon Comp F 0
#140 - I'll give you 12"  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on Ahem +1
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#28 - how do you pronounce that?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on The final fight 0
User avatar #30 - deviousdanish (03/09/2015) [-]
What on earth is a Sal Add?
#62 - "I would like to date this person. I will be nice to them…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Friendzone 0
#245 - Ken M (03/09/2015) [-]
How is that the *girl's* fault, though? Just means instead of being a jerk who just wanted to fuck, you were a coward who couldn't just ask her out.

All we moved from is 'you're an asshole' to 'you're a pussy.'

User avatar #265 - sherlockbatman (03/09/2015) [-]
no one said it was the girl's fault
#85 - it's because they all say " " on them  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Pepole pt 13 +5
User avatar #111 - The Fonz (03/08/2015) [-]
Because she is a stripper maybe idk???
User avatar #86 - falbwuh (03/08/2015) [-]
ahhh
#61 - looks like you could use a few of these 03/08/2015 on Hello Darkness +1
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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