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#33 - the way you pronounced it there, broad definitely doesn't rh…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/15/2015 on This is why there is... 0
User avatar #34 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
Broad doesn't rhyme with reward. Just like fury and bury are pronounced the same, in my opinion. The problem with the poem is that it doesn't take dialect changes into account.

I'm 19.
User avatar #35 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
fury: fyoo-ry
bury: berr-y or brr-y I've heard it said this way
those don't rhyme here either
User avatar #36 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
I feel like if you are saying
"We need to berry him!"
or
"We need to bury him!"

It shouldn't sound the same. So I pronounce it "burr-ee"
User avatar #37 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
yeah, but it's never byoo-ry
User avatar #38 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1bcn2QqUbgs
They're close enough to rhyme. Or to at least be an approximate rhyme.
#24 - why would there ever be an R sound in god? are people sayi…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/14/2015 on This is why there is... +1
#26 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
I was thinking that God could be pronounced "Gawd", and broad "brawd".
User avatar #27 - derpwolf (04/14/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1oTeyxtNUcz

Ignore the fact that I sound like a retard, I was trying to make all the sounds exceedingly clear.
User avatar #33 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
the way you pronounced it there, broad definitely doesn't rhyme with reward
also, are you like 14? you sound 14
User avatar #34 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
Broad doesn't rhyme with reward. Just like fury and bury are pronounced the same, in my opinion. The problem with the poem is that it doesn't take dialect changes into account.

I'm 19.
User avatar #35 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
fury: fyoo-ry
bury: berr-y or brr-y I've heard it said this way
those don't rhyme here either
User avatar #36 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
I feel like if you are saying
"We need to berry him!"
or
"We need to bury him!"

It shouldn't sound the same. So I pronounce it "burr-ee"
User avatar #37 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
yeah, but it's never byoo-ry
User avatar #38 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1bcn2QqUbgs
They're close enough to rhyme. Or to at least be an approximate rhyme.
#22 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/14/2015 on This is why there is... +1
#23 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
I...think I can imagine that accent (that would result in God rhyming with broad). What part of America?

For me, God is G-oh-d. No R sound at all. Broad having the R sound.
User avatar #24 - sherlockbatman (04/14/2015) [-]
why would there ever be an R sound in god?
are people saying gord?
grodd?
I'm in California. no surfer/valley accent
#26 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
I was thinking that God could be pronounced "Gawd", and broad "brawd".
User avatar #27 - derpwolf (04/14/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1oTeyxtNUcz

Ignore the fact that I sound like a retard, I was trying to make all the sounds exceedingly clear.
User avatar #33 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
the way you pronounced it there, broad definitely doesn't rhyme with reward
also, are you like 14? you sound 14
User avatar #34 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
Broad doesn't rhyme with reward. Just like fury and bury are pronounced the same, in my opinion. The problem with the poem is that it doesn't take dialect changes into account.

I'm 19.
User avatar #35 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
fury: fyoo-ry
bury: berr-y or brr-y I've heard it said this way
those don't rhyme here either
User avatar #36 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
I feel like if you are saying
"We need to berry him!"
or
"We need to bury him!"

It shouldn't sound the same. So I pronounce it "burr-ee"
User avatar #37 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
yeah, but it's never byoo-ry
User avatar #38 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1bcn2QqUbgs
They're close enough to rhyme. Or to at least be an approximate rhyme.
#19 - >brord broad rhymes with god, mod, and sod  [+] (12 new replies) 04/14/2015 on This is why there is... 0
#21 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
...Brod?
Where do you come from?
#22 - sherlockbatman (04/14/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
America
#23 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
I...think I can imagine that accent (that would result in God rhyming with broad). What part of America?

For me, God is G-oh-d. No R sound at all. Broad having the R sound.
User avatar #24 - sherlockbatman (04/14/2015) [-]
why would there ever be an R sound in god?
are people saying gord?
grodd?
I'm in California. no surfer/valley accent
#26 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
I was thinking that God could be pronounced "Gawd", and broad "brawd".
User avatar #27 - derpwolf (04/14/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1oTeyxtNUcz

Ignore the fact that I sound like a retard, I was trying to make all the sounds exceedingly clear.
User avatar #33 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
the way you pronounced it there, broad definitely doesn't rhyme with reward
also, are you like 14? you sound 14
User avatar #34 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
Broad doesn't rhyme with reward. Just like fury and bury are pronounced the same, in my opinion. The problem with the poem is that it doesn't take dialect changes into account.

I'm 19.
User avatar #35 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
fury: fyoo-ry
bury: berr-y or brr-y I've heard it said this way
those don't rhyme here either
User avatar #36 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
I feel like if you are saying
"We need to berry him!"
or
"We need to bury him!"

It shouldn't sound the same. So I pronounce it "burr-ee"
User avatar #37 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
yeah, but it's never byoo-ry
User avatar #38 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1bcn2QqUbgs
They're close enough to rhyme. Or to at least be an approximate rhyme.
#17 - ...are you pronouncing it re-wah-d ?  [+] (14 new replies) 04/14/2015 on This is why there is... 0
#18 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
Re-word (rhyming with sword, or ward)
Brord (rhyming with sword/board/ward too)
User avatar #19 - sherlockbatman (04/14/2015) [-]
>brord
broad rhymes with god, mod, and sod
#21 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
...Brod?
Where do you come from?
#22 - sherlockbatman (04/14/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
America
#23 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
I...think I can imagine that accent (that would result in God rhyming with broad). What part of America?

For me, God is G-oh-d. No R sound at all. Broad having the R sound.
User avatar #24 - sherlockbatman (04/14/2015) [-]
why would there ever be an R sound in god?
are people saying gord?
grodd?
I'm in California. no surfer/valley accent
#26 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
I was thinking that God could be pronounced "Gawd", and broad "brawd".
User avatar #27 - derpwolf (04/14/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1oTeyxtNUcz

Ignore the fact that I sound like a retard, I was trying to make all the sounds exceedingly clear.
User avatar #33 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
the way you pronounced it there, broad definitely doesn't rhyme with reward
also, are you like 14? you sound 14
User avatar #34 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
Broad doesn't rhyme with reward. Just like fury and bury are pronounced the same, in my opinion. The problem with the poem is that it doesn't take dialect changes into account.

I'm 19.
User avatar #35 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
fury: fyoo-ry
bury: berr-y or brr-y I've heard it said this way
those don't rhyme here either
User avatar #36 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
I feel like if you are saying
"We need to berry him!"
or
"We need to bury him!"

It shouldn't sound the same. So I pronounce it "burr-ee"
User avatar #37 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
yeah, but it's never byoo-ry
User avatar #38 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1bcn2QqUbgs
They're close enough to rhyme. Or to at least be an approximate rhyme.
#12 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (17 new replies) 04/14/2015 on This is why there is... +3
User avatar #28 - deltoraquest (04/15/2015) [-]
obviously you cant spaek englishing gooder than me.
#16 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
It does phonetically. As in, they sound the same.

At least, with my accent.
User avatar #17 - sherlockbatman (04/14/2015) [-]
...are you pronouncing it re-wah-d?
#18 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
Re-word (rhyming with sword, or ward)
Brord (rhyming with sword/board/ward too)
User avatar #19 - sherlockbatman (04/14/2015) [-]
>brord
broad rhymes with god, mod, and sod
#21 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
...Brod?
Where do you come from?
#22 - sherlockbatman (04/14/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
America
#23 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
I...think I can imagine that accent (that would result in God rhyming with broad). What part of America?

For me, God is G-oh-d. No R sound at all. Broad having the R sound.
User avatar #24 - sherlockbatman (04/14/2015) [-]
why would there ever be an R sound in god?
are people saying gord?
grodd?
I'm in California. no surfer/valley accent
#26 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
I was thinking that God could be pronounced "Gawd", and broad "brawd".
User avatar #27 - derpwolf (04/14/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1oTeyxtNUcz

Ignore the fact that I sound like a retard, I was trying to make all the sounds exceedingly clear.
User avatar #33 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
the way you pronounced it there, broad definitely doesn't rhyme with reward
also, are you like 14? you sound 14
User avatar #34 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
Broad doesn't rhyme with reward. Just like fury and bury are pronounced the same, in my opinion. The problem with the poem is that it doesn't take dialect changes into account.

I'm 19.
User avatar #35 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
fury: fyoo-ry
bury: berr-y or brr-y I've heard it said this way
those don't rhyme here either
User avatar #36 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
I feel like if you are saying
"We need to berry him!"
or
"We need to bury him!"

It shouldn't sound the same. So I pronounce it "burr-ee"
User avatar #37 - sherlockbatman (04/15/2015) [-]
yeah, but it's never byoo-ry
User avatar #38 - derpwolf (04/15/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1bcn2QqUbgs
They're close enough to rhyme. Or to at least be an approximate rhyme.
#50 - it's still just a murder. a paid hit you have to be import… 04/14/2015 on Agent 47 0
#28 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on Steven Universe Comp 25 0
User avatar #52 - theonlyshadow (04/15/2015) [-]
I think that it's supposed to be Ruby back when the place first opened. like a grand opening photo.
#8 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 04/14/2015 on GTA Looney Toons 0
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#10 - actually, that car is totaled. it'd be cheaper to buy a ne…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on How to Karma, Part 1 of 1000 +1
#11 - anonymous (04/13/2015) [-]
You just wash the shit off when you pull it out. If it was soft enough to sink in, it's soft enough to come off.
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#18 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on Darksouls +31
#19 - huffenpuff (04/13/2015) [-]
I wish I was as hardcore as that man.
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#19 - >faff  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on Being In Your Mid Twenties -1
#33 - faff (04/13/2015) [-]
>sherlockbatman
#37 - your uncle sounds ******* awesome why don't you try…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on Pain 0
User avatar #48 - titsmccracken (04/13/2015) [-]
Ahaha! Gruncle Stan always reminded me of my uncle. Well played sir.
#30 - *citation needed* 04/13/2015 on Nikola Tesla 0
#29 - wow, he really does belong on tumblr 04/13/2015 on Nikola Tesla +51
#28 - aren't we all a little?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on Nikola Tesla +10
#32 - IamPinhead (04/13/2015) [-]
At least a little.
#32 - kids can learn lessons. tripping and getting hurt will tea… 04/13/2015 on This little shit +7
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User avatar #7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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