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#28 - >playing LoL ever 7 hours ago on OHHHH +8
#58 - just a year to go... 8 hours ago on Blame genetic. +1
#57 - you made me remember that "Fat Tuesday" is still a t…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Blame genetic. +1
User avatar #58 - sherlockbatman (8 hours ago) [-]
just a year to go...
#194 - .Hack// is over. GoT ripped off tolkien, SAO ripped off .hack/…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on fucking casuals 0
User avatar #195 - numbertwozeldafan (8 hours ago) [-]
>.Hack//
>Over
You must be new.
#192 - have you ever compared SAO with GoT? the same issues with the …  [+] (4 new replies) 8 hours ago on fucking casuals 0
User avatar #196 - compared (8 hours ago) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.
User avatar #193 - numbertwozeldafan (8 hours ago) [-]
Except that, you're wrong.

I compare SAO to the franchise it ripped off, .Hack//.
User avatar #194 - sherlockbatman (8 hours ago) [-]
.Hack// is over. GoT ripped off tolkien, SAO ripped off .hack//
I'm comparing it to something that's currently on
I'm sure these shows are also like a lot of other things
isn't there a show about vikings that does the same shit? and pirates? and even another fucking thing with wizards?
User avatar #195 - numbertwozeldafan (8 hours ago) [-]
>.Hack//
>Over
You must be new.
#191 - It's pretty lord of the rings-ish if tolkien-style relatio… 8 hours ago on fucking casuals 0
#79 - remove the second "not" and it'll be fine. right…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on His last fuck was for the... +1
User avatar #145 - gilliam (5 hours ago) [-]
Oh yeah like that, i see now.
#175 - Japan's equivalent of Game of Thrones  [+] (8 new replies) 9 hours ago on fucking casuals -4
User avatar #190 - numbertwozeldafan (8 hours ago) [-]
"Japan's equivalent to Twilight"

There, fixed the error.
User avatar #192 - sherlockbatman (8 hours ago) [-]
have you ever compared SAO with GoT? the same issues with the books and show being made at different speeds. shitloads of relationshipping and drama. fucking bombastic battles. GoT has a higher real character death toll, but they're similar as shit. even down to the fact that they're both about people playing an actual game. SAO is a videogame, Game of Thrones is a game of D&D.
User avatar #196 - compared (8 hours ago) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.
User avatar #193 - numbertwozeldafan (8 hours ago) [-]
Except that, you're wrong.

I compare SAO to the franchise it ripped off, .Hack//.
User avatar #194 - sherlockbatman (8 hours ago) [-]
.Hack// is over. GoT ripped off tolkien, SAO ripped off .hack//
I'm comparing it to something that's currently on
I'm sure these shows are also like a lot of other things
isn't there a show about vikings that does the same shit? and pirates? and even another fucking thing with wizards?
User avatar #195 - numbertwozeldafan (8 hours ago) [-]
>.Hack//
>Over
You must be new.
User avatar #189 - infernis (8 hours ago) [-]
But, game of thrones is actually good, isn't it?
User avatar #191 - sherlockbatman (8 hours ago) [-]
It's pretty lord of the rings-ish
if tolkien-style relationship drama and medieval battles are your thing, this show's probably pretty good
I'm too lazy to start watching though. it took long enough to stop watching the walking dead when it went downhill immediately. I don't want to start this show, chance not liking it, and have to watch the entire thing anyways
#205 - Picture 9 hours ago on [dramatic music] 0
#69 - is her name pronounced giffany or jiffany?  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on Post the gifs 0
#73 - anonexplains (9 hours ago) [-]
It's whatever you want it to be bby.
#115 - no, thank you. I'm going to bed  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on When the guessing game goes... -1
User avatar #116 - sonicsyndicate (20 hours ago) [-]
goodnight sweetheart
#113 - so wait until you're old if you've got so much left to do. … 20 hours ago on When the guessing game goes... -1
#112 - seriously? think you're being a little dramatic?  [+] (3 new replies) 20 hours ago on When the guessing game goes... -1
User avatar #114 - sonicsyndicate (20 hours ago) [-]
maybe a little... wanna be dramatic with me?
User avatar #115 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
no, thank you. I'm going to bed
User avatar #116 - sonicsyndicate (20 hours ago) [-]
goodnight sweetheart
#110 - you should always have your affairs in order before dying. it'…  [+] (2 new replies) 20 hours ago on When the guessing game goes... -1
User avatar #111 - iamthetoaster (20 hours ago) [-]
I just don't see Russian roulette as a thing that is worth it for any amount of money. I mean, I'm not really keen on my early death.
User avatar #113 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
so wait until you're old if you've got so much left to do.
I did say have your affairs in order
#101 - but you won't be missing out on any of that. you'll be dead. …  [+] (12 new replies) 21 hours ago on When the guessing game goes... -1
User avatar #144 - iamthetoaster (3 hours ago) [-]
Not being able to play fallout 4 within your lifetime is definatley missing out man. You sound like one edgy, suicidal motherfucker based on your opinions on death, and you should maybe go see a therapist.
User avatar #145 - sherlockbatman (1 hour ago) [-]
whaaat? not even. suicide is for cowards.
accept nothing les than a Viking death. go out fighting, preferably while doing something heroic
User avatar #146 - iamthetoaster (1 hour ago) [-]
Shooting yourself in the head because you lost russian roulette ain't excatly heroic man.
User avatar #109 - sonicsyndicate (21 hours ago) [-]
youre the most selfish person ive ever had the displeasure of replying to
User avatar #112 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
seriously?
think you're being a little dramatic?
User avatar #114 - sonicsyndicate (20 hours ago) [-]
maybe a little... wanna be dramatic with me?
User avatar #115 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
no, thank you. I'm going to bed
User avatar #116 - sonicsyndicate (20 hours ago) [-]
goodnight sweetheart
User avatar #102 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
that's not how I see it. and guess who will be missing out? My friends and family. They dont' need me dead.
User avatar #110 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
you should always have your affairs in order before dying. it's good manners.
User avatar #111 - iamthetoaster (20 hours ago) [-]
I just don't see Russian roulette as a thing that is worth it for any amount of money. I mean, I'm not really keen on my early death.
User avatar #113 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
so wait until you're old if you've got so much left to do.
I did say have your affairs in order
#99 - you can't lose, though. if you live, you get money if…  [+] (15 new replies) 21 hours ago on When the guessing game goes... -1
User avatar #100 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
except you can loose. by being dead. I'd rather not be dead. Because I have vidya to play n' friends to hang out with.
User avatar #130 - capslockrage (18 hours ago) [-]
I know? who has time for death when fallout 4 comes out in the near future.
User avatar #101 - sherlockbatman (21 hours ago) [-]
but you won't be missing out on any of that. you'll be dead.
...unless you're a ghost or something, butI've never been a ghost, so I can't speak on that
User avatar #144 - iamthetoaster (3 hours ago) [-]
Not being able to play fallout 4 within your lifetime is definatley missing out man. You sound like one edgy, suicidal motherfucker based on your opinions on death, and you should maybe go see a therapist.
User avatar #145 - sherlockbatman (1 hour ago) [-]
whaaat? not even. suicide is for cowards.
accept nothing les than a Viking death. go out fighting, preferably while doing something heroic
User avatar #146 - iamthetoaster (1 hour ago) [-]
Shooting yourself in the head because you lost russian roulette ain't excatly heroic man.
User avatar #109 - sonicsyndicate (21 hours ago) [-]
youre the most selfish person ive ever had the displeasure of replying to
User avatar #112 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
seriously?
think you're being a little dramatic?
User avatar #114 - sonicsyndicate (20 hours ago) [-]
maybe a little... wanna be dramatic with me?
User avatar #115 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
no, thank you. I'm going to bed
User avatar #116 - sonicsyndicate (20 hours ago) [-]
goodnight sweetheart
User avatar #102 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
that's not how I see it. and guess who will be missing out? My friends and family. They dont' need me dead.
User avatar #110 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
you should always have your affairs in order before dying. it's good manners.
User avatar #111 - iamthetoaster (20 hours ago) [-]
I just don't see Russian roulette as a thing that is worth it for any amount of money. I mean, I'm not really keen on my early death.
User avatar #113 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
so wait until you're old if you've got so much left to do.
I did say have your affairs in order
#97 - the big money's in real russian roulette  [+] (17 new replies) 21 hours ago on When the guessing game goes... 0
User avatar #98 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
Which is absolutley not worth it to me. fuck that, I ain't that desperate or depressed. I've still got my video games!
User avatar #99 - sherlockbatman (21 hours ago) [-]
you can't lose, though.
if you live, you get money
if the gun goes off, you won't be alive to regret it
win-win
User avatar #100 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
except you can loose. by being dead. I'd rather not be dead. Because I have vidya to play n' friends to hang out with.
User avatar #130 - capslockrage (18 hours ago) [-]
I know? who has time for death when fallout 4 comes out in the near future.
User avatar #101 - sherlockbatman (21 hours ago) [-]
but you won't be missing out on any of that. you'll be dead.
...unless you're a ghost or something, butI've never been a ghost, so I can't speak on that
User avatar #144 - iamthetoaster (3 hours ago) [-]
Not being able to play fallout 4 within your lifetime is definatley missing out man. You sound like one edgy, suicidal motherfucker based on your opinions on death, and you should maybe go see a therapist.
User avatar #145 - sherlockbatman (1 hour ago) [-]
whaaat? not even. suicide is for cowards.
accept nothing les than a Viking death. go out fighting, preferably while doing something heroic
User avatar #146 - iamthetoaster (1 hour ago) [-]
Shooting yourself in the head because you lost russian roulette ain't excatly heroic man.
User avatar #109 - sonicsyndicate (21 hours ago) [-]
youre the most selfish person ive ever had the displeasure of replying to
User avatar #112 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
seriously?
think you're being a little dramatic?
User avatar #114 - sonicsyndicate (20 hours ago) [-]
maybe a little... wanna be dramatic with me?
User avatar #115 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
no, thank you. I'm going to bed
User avatar #116 - sonicsyndicate (20 hours ago) [-]
goodnight sweetheart
User avatar #102 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
that's not how I see it. and guess who will be missing out? My friends and family. They dont' need me dead.
User avatar #110 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
you should always have your affairs in order before dying. it's good manners.
User avatar #111 - iamthetoaster (20 hours ago) [-]
I just don't see Russian roulette as a thing that is worth it for any amount of money. I mean, I'm not really keen on my early death.
User avatar #113 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
so wait until you're old if you've got so much left to do.
I did say have your affairs in order
#93 - have you never been stabbed in the hand? it's not that bad…  [+] (21 new replies) 21 hours ago on When the guessing game goes... 0
User avatar #129 - capslockrage (18 hours ago) [-]
Uhh dude, my friend took a knife through his hand and now can't move his middle and ring fingers because the nerves were fucked up, so now his hand is retarded.
User avatar #107 - sonicsyndicate (21 hours ago) [-]
i stabbed myself in the hand once my grandma pushed it closed and slapped on a bandaid and said dont be a bitch
User avatar #96 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
if the stakes were high enough, i'd probably go for it, but I dont' imagine drunk college students possesing the dosh to make it worth the pain to me. and I don't imagine anybody but drunk college students thinking that was a good idea. just my opinion
User avatar #97 - sherlockbatman (21 hours ago) [-]
the big money's in real russian roulette
User avatar #98 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
Which is absolutley not worth it to me. fuck that, I ain't that desperate or depressed. I've still got my video games!
User avatar #99 - sherlockbatman (21 hours ago) [-]
you can't lose, though.
if you live, you get money
if the gun goes off, you won't be alive to regret it
win-win
User avatar #100 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
except you can loose. by being dead. I'd rather not be dead. Because I have vidya to play n' friends to hang out with.
User avatar #130 - capslockrage (18 hours ago) [-]
I know? who has time for death when fallout 4 comes out in the near future.
User avatar #101 - sherlockbatman (21 hours ago) [-]
but you won't be missing out on any of that. you'll be dead.
...unless you're a ghost or something, butI've never been a ghost, so I can't speak on that
User avatar #144 - iamthetoaster (3 hours ago) [-]
Not being able to play fallout 4 within your lifetime is definatley missing out man. You sound like one edgy, suicidal motherfucker based on your opinions on death, and you should maybe go see a therapist.
User avatar #145 - sherlockbatman (1 hour ago) [-]
whaaat? not even. suicide is for cowards.
accept nothing les than a Viking death. go out fighting, preferably while doing something heroic
User avatar #146 - iamthetoaster (1 hour ago) [-]
Shooting yourself in the head because you lost russian roulette ain't excatly heroic man.
User avatar #109 - sonicsyndicate (21 hours ago) [-]
youre the most selfish person ive ever had the displeasure of replying to
User avatar #112 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
seriously?
think you're being a little dramatic?
User avatar #114 - sonicsyndicate (20 hours ago) [-]
maybe a little... wanna be dramatic with me?
User avatar #115 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
no, thank you. I'm going to bed
User avatar #116 - sonicsyndicate (20 hours ago) [-]
goodnight sweetheart
User avatar #102 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
that's not how I see it. and guess who will be missing out? My friends and family. They dont' need me dead.
User avatar #110 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
you should always have your affairs in order before dying. it's good manners.
User avatar #111 - iamthetoaster (20 hours ago) [-]
I just don't see Russian roulette as a thing that is worth it for any amount of money. I mean, I'm not really keen on my early death.
User avatar #113 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
so wait until you're old if you've got so much left to do.
I did say have your affairs in order
#91 - it's usually pretty high stakes. no self-respecting moron…  [+] (23 new replies) 21 hours ago on When the guessing game goes... 0
User avatar #92 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure the hospital bill when you loose is more than a few hundred bucks. I can understand why people would do it, for high stakes, but at the same time, I really can't comprehend why you'd risk it.
User avatar #93 - sherlockbatman (21 hours ago) [-]
have you never been stabbed in the hand?
it's not that bad. a pretty minor injury. insurance covers getting it patched up.
plus, depending on the stakes, it could be worth it. walk out of there with like $20,000 or 10,000 and a minor injury
totally worth the poke
User avatar #129 - capslockrage (18 hours ago) [-]
Uhh dude, my friend took a knife through his hand and now can't move his middle and ring fingers because the nerves were fucked up, so now his hand is retarded.
User avatar #107 - sonicsyndicate (21 hours ago) [-]
i stabbed myself in the hand once my grandma pushed it closed and slapped on a bandaid and said dont be a bitch
User avatar #96 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
if the stakes were high enough, i'd probably go for it, but I dont' imagine drunk college students possesing the dosh to make it worth the pain to me. and I don't imagine anybody but drunk college students thinking that was a good idea. just my opinion
User avatar #97 - sherlockbatman (21 hours ago) [-]
the big money's in real russian roulette
User avatar #98 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
Which is absolutley not worth it to me. fuck that, I ain't that desperate or depressed. I've still got my video games!
User avatar #99 - sherlockbatman (21 hours ago) [-]
you can't lose, though.
if you live, you get money
if the gun goes off, you won't be alive to regret it
win-win
User avatar #100 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
except you can loose. by being dead. I'd rather not be dead. Because I have vidya to play n' friends to hang out with.
User avatar #130 - capslockrage (18 hours ago) [-]
I know? who has time for death when fallout 4 comes out in the near future.
User avatar #101 - sherlockbatman (21 hours ago) [-]
but you won't be missing out on any of that. you'll be dead.
...unless you're a ghost or something, butI've never been a ghost, so I can't speak on that
User avatar #144 - iamthetoaster (3 hours ago) [-]
Not being able to play fallout 4 within your lifetime is definatley missing out man. You sound like one edgy, suicidal motherfucker based on your opinions on death, and you should maybe go see a therapist.
User avatar #145 - sherlockbatman (1 hour ago) [-]
whaaat? not even. suicide is for cowards.
accept nothing les than a Viking death. go out fighting, preferably while doing something heroic
User avatar #146 - iamthetoaster (1 hour ago) [-]
Shooting yourself in the head because you lost russian roulette ain't excatly heroic man.
User avatar #109 - sonicsyndicate (21 hours ago) [-]
youre the most selfish person ive ever had the displeasure of replying to
User avatar #112 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
seriously?
think you're being a little dramatic?
User avatar #114 - sonicsyndicate (20 hours ago) [-]
maybe a little... wanna be dramatic with me?
User avatar #115 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
no, thank you. I'm going to bed
User avatar #116 - sonicsyndicate (20 hours ago) [-]
goodnight sweetheart
User avatar #102 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
that's not how I see it. and guess who will be missing out? My friends and family. They dont' need me dead.
User avatar #110 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
you should always have your affairs in order before dying. it's good manners.
User avatar #111 - iamthetoaster (20 hours ago) [-]
I just don't see Russian roulette as a thing that is worth it for any amount of money. I mean, I'm not really keen on my early death.
User avatar #113 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
so wait until you're old if you've got so much left to do.
I did say have your affairs in order
#89 - you do this for money. it's called gambling. almost all d…  [+] (25 new replies) 21 hours ago on When the guessing game goes... 0
User avatar #90 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
I could think of a lot of better ways to get money, not even counting getting a fucking job.
User avatar #91 - sherlockbatman (21 hours ago) [-]
it's usually pretty high stakes.
no self-respecting moron would do this for less than a few hundred at least
User avatar #92 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure the hospital bill when you loose is more than a few hundred bucks. I can understand why people would do it, for high stakes, but at the same time, I really can't comprehend why you'd risk it.
User avatar #93 - sherlockbatman (21 hours ago) [-]
have you never been stabbed in the hand?
it's not that bad. a pretty minor injury. insurance covers getting it patched up.
plus, depending on the stakes, it could be worth it. walk out of there with like $20,000 or 10,000 and a minor injury
totally worth the poke
User avatar #129 - capslockrage (18 hours ago) [-]
Uhh dude, my friend took a knife through his hand and now can't move his middle and ring fingers because the nerves were fucked up, so now his hand is retarded.
User avatar #107 - sonicsyndicate (21 hours ago) [-]
i stabbed myself in the hand once my grandma pushed it closed and slapped on a bandaid and said dont be a bitch
User avatar #96 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
if the stakes were high enough, i'd probably go for it, but I dont' imagine drunk college students possesing the dosh to make it worth the pain to me. and I don't imagine anybody but drunk college students thinking that was a good idea. just my opinion
User avatar #97 - sherlockbatman (21 hours ago) [-]
the big money's in real russian roulette
User avatar #98 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
Which is absolutley not worth it to me. fuck that, I ain't that desperate or depressed. I've still got my video games!
User avatar #99 - sherlockbatman (21 hours ago) [-]
you can't lose, though.
if you live, you get money
if the gun goes off, you won't be alive to regret it
win-win
User avatar #100 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
except you can loose. by being dead. I'd rather not be dead. Because I have vidya to play n' friends to hang out with.
User avatar #130 - capslockrage (18 hours ago) [-]
I know? who has time for death when fallout 4 comes out in the near future.
User avatar #101 - sherlockbatman (21 hours ago) [-]
but you won't be missing out on any of that. you'll be dead.
...unless you're a ghost or something, butI've never been a ghost, so I can't speak on that
User avatar #144 - iamthetoaster (3 hours ago) [-]
Not being able to play fallout 4 within your lifetime is definatley missing out man. You sound like one edgy, suicidal motherfucker based on your opinions on death, and you should maybe go see a therapist.
User avatar #145 - sherlockbatman (1 hour ago) [-]
whaaat? not even. suicide is for cowards.
accept nothing les than a Viking death. go out fighting, preferably while doing something heroic
User avatar #146 - iamthetoaster (1 hour ago) [-]
Shooting yourself in the head because you lost russian roulette ain't excatly heroic man.
User avatar #109 - sonicsyndicate (21 hours ago) [-]
youre the most selfish person ive ever had the displeasure of replying to
User avatar #112 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
seriously?
think you're being a little dramatic?
User avatar #114 - sonicsyndicate (20 hours ago) [-]
maybe a little... wanna be dramatic with me?
User avatar #115 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
no, thank you. I'm going to bed
User avatar #116 - sonicsyndicate (20 hours ago) [-]
goodnight sweetheart
User avatar #102 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
that's not how I see it. and guess who will be missing out? My friends and family. They dont' need me dead.
User avatar #110 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
you should always have your affairs in order before dying. it's good manners.
User avatar #111 - iamthetoaster (20 hours ago) [-]
I just don't see Russian roulette as a thing that is worth it for any amount of money. I mean, I'm not really keen on my early death.
User avatar #113 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
so wait until you're old if you've got so much left to do.
I did say have your affairs in order
#87 - plastic cups. there's a knife standing up in one of them. mix …  [+] (27 new replies) 21 hours ago on When the guessing game goes... +1
User avatar #88 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
why the hell would you ever do this. why. imagine trying to explain how you got stabbed in the hand to the nurse at the ER.
User avatar #89 - sherlockbatman (21 hours ago) [-]
you do this for money. it's called gambling.
almost all dangerous roulette games are for money
User avatar #90 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
I could think of a lot of better ways to get money, not even counting getting a fucking job.
User avatar #91 - sherlockbatman (21 hours ago) [-]
it's usually pretty high stakes.
no self-respecting moron would do this for less than a few hundred at least
User avatar #92 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure the hospital bill when you loose is more than a few hundred bucks. I can understand why people would do it, for high stakes, but at the same time, I really can't comprehend why you'd risk it.
User avatar #93 - sherlockbatman (21 hours ago) [-]
have you never been stabbed in the hand?
it's not that bad. a pretty minor injury. insurance covers getting it patched up.
plus, depending on the stakes, it could be worth it. walk out of there with like $20,000 or 10,000 and a minor injury
totally worth the poke
User avatar #129 - capslockrage (18 hours ago) [-]
Uhh dude, my friend took a knife through his hand and now can't move his middle and ring fingers because the nerves were fucked up, so now his hand is retarded.
User avatar #107 - sonicsyndicate (21 hours ago) [-]
i stabbed myself in the hand once my grandma pushed it closed and slapped on a bandaid and said dont be a bitch
User avatar #96 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
if the stakes were high enough, i'd probably go for it, but I dont' imagine drunk college students possesing the dosh to make it worth the pain to me. and I don't imagine anybody but drunk college students thinking that was a good idea. just my opinion
User avatar #97 - sherlockbatman (21 hours ago) [-]
the big money's in real russian roulette
User avatar #98 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
Which is absolutley not worth it to me. fuck that, I ain't that desperate or depressed. I've still got my video games!
User avatar #99 - sherlockbatman (21 hours ago) [-]
you can't lose, though.
if you live, you get money
if the gun goes off, you won't be alive to regret it
win-win
User avatar #100 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
except you can loose. by being dead. I'd rather not be dead. Because I have vidya to play n' friends to hang out with.
User avatar #130 - capslockrage (18 hours ago) [-]
I know? who has time for death when fallout 4 comes out in the near future.
User avatar #101 - sherlockbatman (21 hours ago) [-]
but you won't be missing out on any of that. you'll be dead.
...unless you're a ghost or something, butI've never been a ghost, so I can't speak on that
User avatar #144 - iamthetoaster (3 hours ago) [-]
Not being able to play fallout 4 within your lifetime is definatley missing out man. You sound like one edgy, suicidal motherfucker based on your opinions on death, and you should maybe go see a therapist.
User avatar #145 - sherlockbatman (1 hour ago) [-]
whaaat? not even. suicide is for cowards.
accept nothing les than a Viking death. go out fighting, preferably while doing something heroic
User avatar #146 - iamthetoaster (1 hour ago) [-]
Shooting yourself in the head because you lost russian roulette ain't excatly heroic man.
User avatar #109 - sonicsyndicate (21 hours ago) [-]
youre the most selfish person ive ever had the displeasure of replying to
User avatar #112 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
seriously?
think you're being a little dramatic?
User avatar #114 - sonicsyndicate (20 hours ago) [-]
maybe a little... wanna be dramatic with me?
User avatar #115 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
no, thank you. I'm going to bed
User avatar #116 - sonicsyndicate (20 hours ago) [-]
goodnight sweetheart
User avatar #102 - iamthetoaster (21 hours ago) [-]
that's not how I see it. and guess who will be missing out? My friends and family. They dont' need me dead.
User avatar #110 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
you should always have your affairs in order before dying. it's good manners.
User avatar #111 - iamthetoaster (20 hours ago) [-]
I just don't see Russian roulette as a thing that is worth it for any amount of money. I mean, I'm not really keen on my early death.
User avatar #113 - sherlockbatman (20 hours ago) [-]
so wait until you're old if you've got so much left to do.
I did say have your affairs in order
#38 - that's a quality picture. it even highlights where the jet fue…  [+] (2 new replies) 22 hours ago on Cancer comp +5
User avatar #40 - moneyd (22 hours ago) [-]
FUCK
User avatar #41 - LordVoltagen (22 hours ago) [-]
ahahahaha
This is the best set of comments
#8 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Hey bro! +12
User avatar #12 - iamnuff (02/27/2015) [-]
what VN is that from? the layout looks familiar, but i can't place it.

Don't recognize the characters either.
#13 - hellscythe (02/27/2015) [-]
its from princess waltz
User avatar #14 - keltainenlumi (02/27/2015) [-]
Did they fuck?
#15 - hellscythe (02/27/2015) [-]
no they did dragon ball z fusion
#16 - keltainenlumi (02/27/2015) [-]
That's gay. Not gay enough tho.
#17 - hellscythe (02/27/2015) [-]
the blond ones a chick, and after they do fusion the girl on the left of this pictures comes out
#18 - keltainenlumi (02/27/2015) [-]
That's like negatively gay...
#19 - hellscythe (02/27/2015) [-]
ok then
#21 - keltainenlumi (02/27/2015) [-]
It's not ok to be negatively gay
#22 - $35,000 in California  [+] (11 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Nightmare +5
#23 - darktoucan (02/27/2015) [-]
time for me to visit cali
User avatar #43 - thesupervillian (02/27/2015) [-]
Don't testicles produce hormones that are needed in keeping your body in balance?
User avatar #69 - ironsoul (22 hours ago) [-]
Yes, but you can get by on one. It is when you lose both that really bad shit starts to go down.
#44 - darktoucan (02/27/2015) [-]
#38 - imdan (02/27/2015) [-]
Don't tell me you plan to sell your balls
User avatar #39 - darktoucan (02/27/2015) [-]
just one..... for now.
#40 - imdan (02/27/2015) [-]
Don't do it man, this certain parts of your body you really shouldn't part with. Unless your going for the customized sex option, you'll regret selling a nut.
User avatar #42 - darktoucan (02/27/2015) [-]
i wont really until i get a wife or i can get a way to have testicle like balls put in my scrotum
#98 - delahk (16 hours ago) [-]
man you're nuts
#61 - anonexplains (23 hours ago) [-]
I'm gonna laugh when you turn 26 and your paternal instincts kick in, leaving you with only the option of an adopted kid who's got the genes of someone who just throws away their own kid. That or putting someone elses sperm in your lady.
#56 - synthane (02/27/2015) [-]
You know, uh, you won't quite be "functional" down there without your testicles, right?
#13 - what the **** do you call it? supper? … 02/27/2015 on Stomach noises +3
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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