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sherlockbatman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:3/29/2015
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Content Ranking:#7756
Comment Ranking:#790
Highest Content Rank:#1340
Highest Comment Rank:#286
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latest user's comments

#86 - take your skin off. it's very refreshing 11 hours ago on Season Treason 0
#76 - hello, fellow Spaniard. does time also move several times fast… 11 hours ago on Work Makes You Free 0
#144 - no one would call the cops. that's not who you call for ghosts  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on Sure, why not? 0
User avatar #158 - sirquidam (21 hours ago) [-]
#62 - "me love dog and dog love me" 03/28/2015 on Marine Corps Yumi #25, #26 +1
#15 - I have a poster of bill with that quote hanging on he wall. … 03/28/2015 on Almost didn't see it.. 0
#399 - because it's hazelnuts in america, we usually name things … 03/28/2015 on gif 0
#51 - he certainly an heroed 03/28/2015 on I want the heroes name +1
#126 - I'd live there for free. do you have any idea how expensive la…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Sure, why not? +7
User avatar #143 - kolya (23 hours ago) [-]
You should start renting rooms with ghosts and make them kill people...and start like a ghost crime family later,cops would never arrest a ghost
User avatar #144 - sherlockbatman (23 hours ago) [-]
no one would call the cops. that's not who you call for ghosts
User avatar #158 - sirquidam (21 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #135 - DeathOne (03/28/2015) [-]
And Ghosts don't need to eat, drink or use the toilet.
All the benefits of roommates without the downsides!
#391 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2015 on gif 0
#394 - isoceles (03/28/2015) [-]
1. Not American
2. I personally hate that shit
3. Nutella is originally Italian an their nu- almost always makes a new sound
4. Nutrition, nuclear/nuke, nude, numerals etc etc all have nu make a new sound in english. still failing to see why someone would want to call it nut-tella
User avatar #399 - sherlockbatman (03/28/2015) [-]
because it's hazelnuts
in america, we usually name things with some kind of play on words or otherwise gibberish. there's no reason to ever assume that a proper noun is going to follow proper grammar since it's always up to the creator of a word to determine its pronunciation.
"it's made of nuts. it's different from chocolate and peanut butter. this is with hazelnuts"
the nuts were the main advertising point, so people assumed the named was based on that. the US doesn't have any commercials for nutella. it's always print for some reason. the first time I heard it pronounced differently was on an episode of Archer
#98 - what if that tiny kid grabs a rock and bashes out one of the b… 03/28/2015 on Don’t Be Surprised if He... 0
#97 - muh helga pataki 03/28/2015 on Don’t Be Surprised if He... +1
#23 - which one is talking? 03/28/2015 on Tom and Jerry +1
#44 - no wonder he's ******** green diarrhea. he's been eatin…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Natural is always good for... 0
User avatar #45 - kirkel (03/28/2015) [-]
Aye...
#53 - is this a close-up picture of a dragon? been sleeping so l… 03/28/2015 on The path of least resistance 0
#52 - Batman has to call Alfred for help because he doesn't even kno… 03/28/2015 on The path of least resistance 0
#373 - why does newtella get a pass on this, but people get argue ove…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/28/2015 on gif +1
#390 - isoceles (03/28/2015) [-]
i say its because of the commercials. People heard newtella on TV and just accepted it. Before it was ousted as jif, people had only their own opinion to go on. also, nutella is pronounced/spelt like nutrition, so i dont question it. .gif on the other hand takes its g from a hard g word (graphic), so it should remain a hard g in my opinion.
#391 - sherlockbatman (03/28/2015) [-]
#394 - isoceles (03/28/2015) [-]
1. Not American
2. I personally hate that shit
3. Nutella is originally Italian an their nu- almost always makes a new sound
4. Nutrition, nuclear/nuke, nude, numerals etc etc all have nu make a new sound in english. still failing to see why someone would want to call it nut-tella
User avatar #399 - sherlockbatman (03/28/2015) [-]
because it's hazelnuts
in america, we usually name things with some kind of play on words or otherwise gibberish. there's no reason to ever assume that a proper noun is going to follow proper grammar since it's always up to the creator of a word to determine its pronunciation.
"it's made of nuts. it's different from chocolate and peanut butter. this is with hazelnuts"
the nuts were the main advertising point, so people assumed the named was based on that. the US doesn't have any commercials for nutella. it's always print for some reason. the first time I heard it pronounced differently was on an episode of Archer
User avatar #376 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (03/28/2015) [-]
Because no one thinks it should be nut-tella that doesn't make sense.
#43 - he eats any planet that looks good. apparently, planets with l… 03/28/2015 on Haha 0
#320 - I don't know what that cop was into. and I think they can…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on DUI checkpoints -2
User avatar #326 - formidablebunny (03/27/2015) [-]
I... I just Google'd it. Snot fetish is a thing. O.O. fuck. Now I'm worried
They probably could have tried to get more for dangerous driving, but I explained what happened, and I think he understood that the pothole was hidden by then hill, as well as the badly timed sneeze.
#317 - *TL;DR  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on DUI checkpoints -2
User avatar #319 - formidablebunny (03/27/2015) [-]
Fuck no, the smiley improved it.
#316 - TL R "I flirted my way out of a ticket"  [+] (5 new replies) 03/27/2015 on DUI checkpoints -8
User avatar #318 - formidablebunny (03/27/2015) [-]
With my face covered in snot.
I bet I looked so fucking attractive.
Also, how would I get a ticket? He pulled me as a suspected DUI, and I wasn't drunk, so there was no problem.
User avatar #320 - sherlockbatman (03/27/2015) [-]
I don't know what that cop was into.
and I think they can just toss those "reckless driving" tickets at anyone for the smallest things
User avatar #326 - formidablebunny (03/27/2015) [-]
I... I just Google'd it. Snot fetish is a thing. O.O. fuck. Now I'm worried
They probably could have tried to get more for dangerous driving, but I explained what happened, and I think he understood that the pothole was hidden by then hill, as well as the badly timed sneeze.
User avatar #317 - sherlockbatman (03/27/2015) [-]
*TL;DR
User avatar #319 - formidablebunny (03/27/2015) [-]
Fuck no, the smiley improved it.
#39 - >superman has trigger words 03/27/2015 on Superheroes sext +2
#25 - maybe back in the middle ages, when she was only 45 years old  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on the wurld +51
User avatar #28 - britexplain (03/26/2015) [-]
53* to be specific.
#8 - how do you fit 10 pounds of weed in one sack?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2015 on DANK +19
User avatar #19 - SteyrAUG (03/26/2015) [-]
You really think people that worship weed understand concepts like density?
#33 - deadfed (03/26/2015) [-]
We can tell the difference between light fluffy nugs and nice dense nugs. Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #14 - floopdawhoop (03/26/2015) [-]
You get a sack big enough for 10 pounds
#49 - Picture 03/25/2015 on Snug 0
#20 - Picture 03/24/2015 on Bruh +2
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#8 - admin (03/21/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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