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#47 - the **** is this bitch doin'? 03/01/2015 on Strawberry Fields Forever +1
#44 - your parents tried to kill you  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on Strawberry Fields Forever +3
User avatar #46 - ScottP (03/01/2015) [-]
What didn't kill me made me...well, able to enjoy shrimp
#13 - that looks very familiar  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #14 - gammarai (03/01/2015) [-]
Doraleous & Associates

Here's a link to the first episode www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg1mxlzEP3Q&list=PL68FD0D7F63715384
#57 - canadian horses say "N-eh" 03/01/2015 on Maybe I just watch too much... +1
#39 - so we say gray in america? I've always seen them interchanged.…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2015 on Maybe I just watch too much... +1
#44 - sacrilegious (03/01/2015) [-]
I'm a copy editor, and AP style is to use "gray".
User avatar #41 - truesmokewolf (03/01/2015) [-]
Yeah. America = Gray
England = Grey
Canada = Grehy
#57 - sherlockbatman (03/01/2015) [-]
canadian horses say "N-eh"
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on Strawberry Fields Forever +120
#18 - czevak (03/01/2015) [-]
#78 - not on earth 03/01/2015 on Video Game Logic Part 1 0
#43 - first thing I noticed about the show was how real and not-cart…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Chole Bennet -1
User avatar #45 - hirollin (02/28/2015) [-]
OH. I thought you were talking about the 100.
Yeah its hard to find something about Shield that isn't shit. Although, I stand by my original statement about the 100 which also works for shield, in that the acting was so bad I hardly remember anything else.
User avatar #120 - mumblesthepyro (03/01/2015) [-]
I don't know why i'm asking you since I don't even know you but, what do you think of Arrow? In my opinion season 1 was good, 2 was great, but three is meh. Also the writing is so weird to me. Like it's so dramatic for no reason "i'm trying to save her soul" like seriously? And then they try to make it hip by mentioning vine and the internet. It's just blegh to me. Same goes for The Flash TV show. But I love both the Flash and Green Arrow so i'll power through it.
User avatar #131 - hirollin (03/01/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/television/28055#28055

We tend to concur with you, and have had a minor in depth discussions on the tv board. 1 had a rocky start, but got better with a few episodes, and from then on till season 3 began it was excellent. Three has been pretty awful.

Problem with The Flash is that people judge it to be like Arrow, but it really isn't. In actuality Arrow and The Flash are just safer versions of Batman and Superman for network television. They have smaller fanbases so they could experiment more. So when looking at the Flash you really need to judge it like you would a superman show. It's going to be inherently light hearted and more boyscout like Superman or Captain America.

But The Flash has many problems. They chose poor actors to play some key roles. Grant is just what they wanted and is acting SUPERBLY in accordance to the writing. Problem is that The Flash isn't really written very well. He starts off extremely goofy and beta, and not at all like comic book flash or previous flashes we've seen. I myself prefer the overly bad punny Flash from the early 2000's cartoons.

The detective he lives with is pretty damn ok. They seem to know how to choose good cop characters judging by the flash and arrows choices, however their daughters are a whole different story. Laruel isn't a very good character with a worse actress, and Iris is even worse in both regards.

Frankly though, at this point I'm more interested in the flash than arrow. Because watching Arrow's quality declining so rapidly with so many problems it's just nice to watch an extremely light hearted action comedy like the flash. Even if firestorm was the only good thing to come out of this season. Really, that says a lot when your side characters are miles more interesting than the main one.

Come to the television board every once in awhile, we always are up for discussing arrow and flash.
User avatar #136 - mumblesthepyro (03/01/2015) [-]
Also I saw that conversation about Arrow and I have to agree with you on most if not all of your points. Also did you watch the newest episode of the Arrow? Where do you think they're going with it? I don't think it's worth making a thread for so i'm just gonna ask you here
User avatar #173 - hirollin (03/01/2015) [-]
Looks like they are setting up a JLA show from the looks of everything. ATOM, Firestorm, and Wildcat are already established. And Brandon is a veteran DC actor. In the end just by that fact Felicity and Atom won't stay together and she will probably go back pining for Oliver because they shot her character in the foot with the love triangle. Although in the comic book lore it's easy to see who they are probably going to set Oliver up with in the end, I hope they go with what the fans want instead. Though at this point, Felicity and Atom are one of the few good substories this season, so I would hope they see that and progress them further.

They better not go with the Flash's route and just give Atom one episode of action before they plot him off out of the show. ATOM has had so much fucking buildup and time wasted into him and Felicity they better make him at least a recurring character. Though, after looking at how fucking terribly that worked with Merlin it might just be best for them to cut their losses and focus the money on the writing staff. The way this season is going it looks like a complete rebellion or the executives trying to force so many plots onto them that they just can't handle it.
User avatar #134 - mumblesthepyro (03/01/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know what you mean about Laurel and Iris. Particularly with Laurel. She is written so fucking badly. Her character is so flip floppy. One second she agrees with Oliver one second she's opposed to him. And sure i'll drop by the TV board see what people are talking about., thanks.
#32 - >implying anyone thought King T'Challa , ruler of the Afr…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Well I never knew that +14
User avatar #143 - trimageryan (03/01/2015) [-]
Seriously. I just said his name outloud and my radio was stolen. He's that black.

For real though, Black Panther is the tits.
User avatar #60 - venegal (03/01/2015) [-]
He even married Ororo, Storm how much more black can you get ?

Not saying anything bad cause Black Panther is awesome.
#40 - the violence is better in the first half though. in the first …  [+] (8 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Chole Bennet -1
User avatar #42 - hirollin (02/28/2015) [-]
It's hard for me to remember anything other than the terrible acting of the first half of the first season. I didn't notice any downgrade in action scenes though. It wasn't spartacus level bad.
User avatar #43 - sherlockbatman (02/28/2015) [-]
first thing I noticed about the show was how real and not-cartoony all the murder looked. it was like what they did to the violence in the new james bond movies. then everyone just got superpowers and sleep guns and shit. they hired like a dance choreographer for the fights scenes later and it just didn't look realistic anymore. it doesn't look like they're hitting each other very hard now
User avatar #45 - hirollin (02/28/2015) [-]
OH. I thought you were talking about the 100.
Yeah its hard to find something about Shield that isn't shit. Although, I stand by my original statement about the 100 which also works for shield, in that the acting was so bad I hardly remember anything else.
User avatar #120 - mumblesthepyro (03/01/2015) [-]
I don't know why i'm asking you since I don't even know you but, what do you think of Arrow? In my opinion season 1 was good, 2 was great, but three is meh. Also the writing is so weird to me. Like it's so dramatic for no reason "i'm trying to save her soul" like seriously? And then they try to make it hip by mentioning vine and the internet. It's just blegh to me. Same goes for The Flash TV show. But I love both the Flash and Green Arrow so i'll power through it.
User avatar #131 - hirollin (03/01/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/television/28055#28055

We tend to concur with you, and have had a minor in depth discussions on the tv board. 1 had a rocky start, but got better with a few episodes, and from then on till season 3 began it was excellent. Three has been pretty awful.

Problem with The Flash is that people judge it to be like Arrow, but it really isn't. In actuality Arrow and The Flash are just safer versions of Batman and Superman for network television. They have smaller fanbases so they could experiment more. So when looking at the Flash you really need to judge it like you would a superman show. It's going to be inherently light hearted and more boyscout like Superman or Captain America.

But The Flash has many problems. They chose poor actors to play some key roles. Grant is just what they wanted and is acting SUPERBLY in accordance to the writing. Problem is that The Flash isn't really written very well. He starts off extremely goofy and beta, and not at all like comic book flash or previous flashes we've seen. I myself prefer the overly bad punny Flash from the early 2000's cartoons.

The detective he lives with is pretty damn ok. They seem to know how to choose good cop characters judging by the flash and arrows choices, however their daughters are a whole different story. Laruel isn't a very good character with a worse actress, and Iris is even worse in both regards.

Frankly though, at this point I'm more interested in the flash than arrow. Because watching Arrow's quality declining so rapidly with so many problems it's just nice to watch an extremely light hearted action comedy like the flash. Even if firestorm was the only good thing to come out of this season. Really, that says a lot when your side characters are miles more interesting than the main one.

Come to the television board every once in awhile, we always are up for discussing arrow and flash.
User avatar #136 - mumblesthepyro (03/01/2015) [-]
Also I saw that conversation about Arrow and I have to agree with you on most if not all of your points. Also did you watch the newest episode of the Arrow? Where do you think they're going with it? I don't think it's worth making a thread for so i'm just gonna ask you here
User avatar #173 - hirollin (03/01/2015) [-]
Looks like they are setting up a JLA show from the looks of everything. ATOM, Firestorm, and Wildcat are already established. And Brandon is a veteran DC actor. In the end just by that fact Felicity and Atom won't stay together and she will probably go back pining for Oliver because they shot her character in the foot with the love triangle. Although in the comic book lore it's easy to see who they are probably going to set Oliver up with in the end, I hope they go with what the fans want instead. Though at this point, Felicity and Atom are one of the few good substories this season, so I would hope they see that and progress them further.

They better not go with the Flash's route and just give Atom one episode of action before they plot him off out of the show. ATOM has had so much fucking buildup and time wasted into him and Felicity they better make him at least a recurring character. Though, after looking at how fucking terribly that worked with Merlin it might just be best for them to cut their losses and focus the money on the writing staff. The way this season is going it looks like a complete rebellion or the executives trying to force so many plots onto them that they just can't handle it.
User avatar #134 - mumblesthepyro (03/01/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know what you mean about Laurel and Iris. Particularly with Laurel. She is written so fucking badly. Her character is so flip floppy. One second she agrees with Oliver one second she's opposed to him. And sure i'll drop by the TV board see what people are talking about., thanks.
#252 - the full line goes "imagine no possessions I wond… 02/28/2015 on John Lennon (OC) -2
#251 - Elvis was a deputized Federal Agent, got a badge straight from… 02/28/2015 on John Lennon (OC) 0
#145 - whaaat? not even. suicide is for cowards. accept nothing l…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on When the guessing game goes... 0
User avatar #146 - iamthetoaster (02/28/2015) [-]
Shooting yourself in the head because you lost russian roulette ain't excatly heroic man.
#5 - is that the "put your dick in the food" button?  [+] (5 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Video Game Logic Part 1 +64
#77 - giraffeffarig (03/01/2015) [-]
das a necktie
User avatar #78 - sherlockbatman (03/01/2015) [-]
not on earth
User avatar #20 - edmin (02/28/2015) [-]
What game is this?
I need sauce now

#52 - anonymous (02/28/2015) [-]
Tomadachi life. Imagine if the creator of the sims went to japan, adopted their culture, then snorted 10 lines of crack and said "HEY NINTENDO I HAVE A FUCKING GREAT IDEA"
User avatar #24 - butterduck (02/28/2015) [-]
tomadachi life If you get a frying pan and give one of the Mii's it, they'll cook a food and it comes out like that, so you can get steamed frozen yogurt.
#3 - Picture 02/28/2015 on OH MY LOL +9
#2 - changing a tire on your own car is illegal now?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2015 on And Not a Single F*ck Was... -2
User avatar #3 - kyoutu (02/28/2015) [-]
When it is clamped, yes.
#4 - EmulateSnes has deleted their comment.
User avatar #28 - kyoutu (02/28/2015) [-]
They take photos of the car in the illegal parking area and record registration so no, probably not.
#4 - Rocket fuel can't melt moon beams  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Possibly? +19
User avatar #6 - ktom (02/28/2015) [-]
pretty cute
#7 - you read it wrong. he's saying the same thing. WWII was go…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Virgin scientists +35
User avatar #8 - rambomanthree (02/27/2015) [-]
oh wait

i just realized im retarded
User avatar #14 - darktoucan (02/28/2015) [-]
not entirely if the nazis where around longer they would have had made lots more cool shit
#15 - potatorgue (02/28/2015) [-]
Not really, considering all the scientists were then recruited by the US/UK/USSR. All the science that would have been made was still made.
User avatar #16 - darktoucan (02/28/2015) [-]
oh very true, and the cold war threat would have continued the advancing of tech after ww2
#17 - potatorgue (02/28/2015) [-]
I cannot tell if that is you agreeing with me or being sarcastic so i am ashamed to say I must ask you which it is
User avatar #56 - thedutchs (02/28/2015) [-]
That's a pretty common problem actually!

If someone's being sarcastic over the net, rub their bullshit in their own faces by pointing towards Poe's Law
User avatar #18 - darktoucan (02/28/2015) [-]
im agreeing with you good sir, worry not.
#7 - he's voiced by Drake Bell 02/27/2015 on Spider-Man 0
#10 - just release some chemicals to make you feel like you're orgasming 02/27/2015 on desk 2.0 +53
#48 - Picture 02/27/2015 on Mortal kombat - (cover... +1
#47 - Malkovich might  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Mortal kombat - (cover... +1
#48 - sherlockbatman (02/27/2015) [-]
#28 - >playing LoL ever 02/27/2015 on OHHHH +8
#58 - just a year to go... 02/27/2015 on Blame genetic. +1
#57 - you made me remember that "Fat Tuesday" is still a t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Blame genetic. +1
User avatar #58 - sherlockbatman (02/27/2015) [-]
just a year to go...
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#8 - admin (03/21/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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Hi sherlockbatman! Hi! I'm your new North Korean slave mine worker kid! Please feed me!
User avatar #7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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