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sherlockbatman

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Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
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#26 - for some reason, there's a huge difference between destroying …  [+] (2 replies) 08/30/2016 on pizza +1
#52 - databutt (08/30/2016) [-]
This.
If you destroy it, the company can fire you and MAYBE if it is valued at X amount, they might be able to take you to court. If you steal it however, instant arrest. I watched a man get carted to jail at a super market I worked, for stealing a Milky Way.
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#63 - lolollo (08/30/2016) [-]
Well...supermarkets/superstores have weird theft policies where 99% of the time, it's legitimately illegal to try and stop you, but then that 1% of the time...theres not enough lube in the universe to save you.
#64 - the rest of the movie is really hamfisted fedora-tipping  [+] (1 reply) 08/30/2016 on no 0
#67 - electrozz (08/30/2016) [-]
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#5 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (5 replies) 08/29/2016 on 46. There is no reason. +5
#25 - lijok (08/30/2016) [-]
I hope to fucking god you never breed
#26 - sherlockbatman (08/30/2016) [-]
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no, I hate children
so does my girlfriend
we plan to never have kids and stay happy
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#27 - lijok (08/30/2016) [-]
That's good
Please keep that mentality
You are literally too stupid to raise good children

I just hope to fucking god you don't beat your girlfriend or restrict her activities to establish a "power vacuum"
#30 - sherlockbatman (08/30/2016) [-]
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nigga, is you serious?
>a joke? is that some kinda new soda?
#31 - lijok (08/30/2016) [-]