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#10 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 08/11/2016 on What do 0
#138 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2016 on Drug cyoa 0
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#140 - noobtankz (08/11/2016) [-]
With things like this, the only thing about it that is 100% solid is the limit rule. I just always assume that regardless of what i do, breaking the rule will cause the negative to happen. And the Wish rule is that you can't wish for other pills. So I presume that also means the ability to take them.

I have an imagination, I just keep to the rules with decision making things like this.
#21 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 08/11/2016 on Racist 0
#20 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2016 on Racist +1
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#25 - willindor (08/11/2016) [-]
Now that is a relevant roll to my comment
#134 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2016 on Drug cyoa 0
#136 - noobtankz (08/11/2016) [-]
cough
#138 - sherlockbatman (08/11/2016) [-]
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can you not read what I wrote?
"I wish I could take all these other pills too"
alternatively: "I wish I was invulnerable" or "I wish I was fireproof" or "I wish I was non-combustible" or "I wish taking more than 3 of these pills would not cause combustion"
this is so simple, you have no imagination
it's really clear that if asked what 3 you'd take, you'd respond with "only 3 because I'm an idiot"
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#140 - noobtankz (08/11/2016) [-]
With things like this, the only thing about it that is 100% solid is the limit rule. I just always assume that regardless of what i do, breaking the rule will cause the negative to happen. And the Wish rule is that you can't wish for other pills. So I presume that also means the ability to take them.

I have an imagination, I just keep to the rules with decision making things like this.
#55 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2016 on Dam son. 0
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#63 - reaperssprint (08/11/2016) [-]
"Snitches get stitches", ah yes. How's high school treating you?
#64 - sherlockbatman (08/11/2016) [-]
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this post was about high school kids, genius
and don't imply that this lesson doesn't continue on into the real world
plenty of people feel that way no matter their age
you'd probably beat the shit out of someone if they, for example, told the cops you had weed on you on the street and got you a huge fine
don't be a hypocrite, you know that if you were seriously slighted, you'd respond with excessive force and/or cruelty
don't lie to yourself, vengeance is human nature, this guy was just colder than most
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#65 - reaperssprint (08/11/2016) [-]
Actually no, I wouldnt. Because I don't live a ghetto life. I chose to grow the fuck up and not fight over petty shit. Those that seek to inflict violence will only end up dead. I only fight for self defense, and since I'm not a childish asshole I have only had to do so once.
#112 - they really got screwed on that deal 08/11/2016 on Antaklave Wevny Gakalty +3
#7 - if you're so hard up for cash, how and why did you dump $300 i…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/11/2016 on What do +2
#9 - naruhenix (08/11/2016) [-]
learn how to read dumbass
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#12 - indalx (08/12/2016) [-]
And how did they steal you exactly?
The trades should be viewable by their end.
Also how did they enter in your Steam in order to enter in Warframe to steal your account?
What was stolen?
I smell bullshit OP
#13 - naruhenix (08/12/2016) [-]
I don't use steam its just warframe servers
#10 - sherlockbatman (08/11/2016) [-]
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get fucked, I was calling you a liar, stupid.
you know you just fucked up and spent all that money on warframe shit before you realized you needed it to pay rent and tried to claim fraud.
what are you doing playing games instead of earning rent money? get a job and disconnect your credit cards from online games. this is your fault for not only using gift cards for shit like that
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#8 - welcomemat (08/11/2016) [-]
That's how the game works. It's lame unless you spend money
#20 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 08/11/2016 on Absolutely degenerate +2
#4 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 08/11/2016 on Must listen to if you like... 0