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#5 - trunkscool (07/14/2016) [-]
How do you know if I wasn't talking shit mate?
Any sane person should take these things into account when making hashtags.
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#105 - zekain (07/14/2016) [-]
Oh if it does break inside an actual vagina, make sure the girl takes a plan B right away.

AlThough I think you'll be fine since you don't have sex with vaginas.
#106 - sherlockbatman (07/15/2016) [-]
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>makes exact same joke I just made
damn, dude, sick burn
you're a master of creativity
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#30 - validlikesalad (07/15/2016) [-]
Unfortunately bro, yeah. It's true. Dragons are not real. Jackie Chan did not fight demons. It was all a cartoon ruse to entertain and make money. I'm sorry you had to find out like this.
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#4 - myaccountisnew (07/14/2016) [-]
No, he means the real Jackie didn't do the voice acting for the cartoon Jackie, and the personality of the cartoon Jackie is off from the real thing. You sarcastic dick waffle
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#5 - eonofaeon (07/14/2016) [-]
I was gonna say that, but had to do some PC shit n then you popped in.

Basically, AFAIK, in show Jackie never attended the Chinese tutelage/school that real Jackie did (though show Uncle did lol). He also isn't a movie star or anything else in show...

Its way easier to just think of Adventures-Jackie as
"What if Jackie from Rumble in the Bronx spoke better English, had a niece, and lived in a universe with magic?"
"What if Jackie Chan had a niece, crazy magic experienced uncle, and lived in a world with real magic?"
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#7 - captainprincess (07/14/2016) [-]
here I thought the premise of the show was "lets make one of those superstar cartoon shows" and they picked jackie chan
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#8 - eonofaeon (07/14/2016) [-]
I mean beyond Jackie Chan Adventures n Puffy Ami Yumi what else is there? At least in AmiYumi they're still actually musicians like their namesakes lol
#18 - darthblam (07/15/2016) [-]
This is to the "what else is there?"
Because there's this.. and it's great.

Nothing like Mike Tyson solving mysteries with his adopted Asian daughter, an arguably gay ghost, and Norm MacDonald that's for some reason a pigeon.
#19 - eonofaeon (07/15/2016) [-]
I have literally never heard of this show.

And I am glad for it.
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#20 - darthblam (07/15/2016) [-]
This show is actually fucking great.
It's stupid as fuck, but it's great.

It's on Adult Swim, it doesn't take itself seriously..
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#21 - eonofaeon (07/15/2016) [-]
Sorry its just...by that premise description, I had assumed the worse.

Is it legit worth a try? Any worthy comparisons?
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#25 - pokemonstheshiz (07/15/2016) [-]
I've only seen a couple episodes, but they really weren't that great imo. There were a couple good jokes, but most of the time is spent on boring subplots that get resolved in the same episode, and detract from the humor that was there.
It might get better, I only saw the first two
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#24 - darthblam (07/15/2016) [-]
It's basically Mike Tyson leading his little.. "team" in trying to solve mysteries around the world.
It's kind of like Scooby Doo except the mysteries are sometimes dumb as fuck, they all suck at solving them, and people usually wind up dead.
Also there's actual magic and shit, which is why there's a ghost..

I can't think of any other way to describe it, but I think it's pretty funny.. It has a really dry sense of humor that I appreciate, mostly coming from Mike and Norm.

Pigeon is my spirit animal  Mike Tyson Mysteries
Here's just a short bit, I guess. Just for context, Mike takes messages from people to help solve their "mysteries" and the one he got that day was to help a mom figure out what's making this weird noise in her car...

Turns out it was a gnome that got trapped inside the dashboard.. which was freed and immediately snatched and eaten by the family's dog.
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#27 - eonofaeon (07/15/2016) [-]
That clip was amusing, but it wasn't quite the...climax...I was hoping for

I may give it a shot in near future.
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#29 - darthblam (07/15/2016) [-]
I just realized Mike never talked in this scene, but he's actually voiced by himself which makes it a little funnier. Lisp and all.

Also, there was a scene I wanted to show where Mike accidentally kills Buzz Aldrin.. but I couldn't find it..
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#26 - darthblam (07/15/2016) [-]
Not the best scene, honestly, but there's few clips I could find on Youtube..
The show isn't too known or popular, I think.. which is kind of a shame.
#23 - faggymcniggerballs (07/15/2016) [-]
Kinda like Scooby-Doo, except the mysteries have some actual paranormal shit and aren't always solved. Plus, Tyson beats the shit out of everyone in his way in one episode. Give it a shot, it's funny
#9 - captainprincess (07/14/2016) [-]
I mean if thats important to you hen sure thats cool I guess

cant say Ive ever cared even slightly about the realworld parallels of cartoon characters myself but maybe Im missing out on something idk
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#11 - eonofaeon (07/14/2016) [-]
You seem to be confusing interest with importance.

I would've been INTERESTED to see them incorporate Jackie Chan's life stories into his cartoon self's history...but was it required? Nah.

That's why I said "its a shame they didnt" rather than "HOW DARE THEY NOT" lol.
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#32 - captainprincess (07/15/2016) [-]
idk the way yall keep going on about it seems important to you