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sherlockbatman

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Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
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#37 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 08/16/2015 on yowch 0
#12 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 08/16/2015 on pills +10
#11 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2015 on pills +8
#33 - zmranger (08/16/2015) [-]
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Here's your titties.
#12 - sherlockbatman (08/16/2015) [-]
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holy shit, how old is the roll bank?
#57 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 08/16/2015 on Engineering Boner -1
#207 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2015 on Thundercunt stealing... +2
#210 - immatakeaduty (08/16/2015) [-]
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no side of this bitch is a good side

i'd hoof her right in the front butt
#203 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2015 on WHAT THE FUCK 0
#204 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
just remember when the next vegan post shows up

#129 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2015 on WHAT THE FUCK 0
User avatar #130 - herecomesjohnny (08/15/2015) [-]
Indeed! You're pretty close to figuring out it's a noun, have fun
#125 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2015 on WHAT THE FUCK +1
User avatar #127 - herecomesjohnny (08/15/2015) [-]
a pen tube isn't a straw
#129 - sherlockbatman (08/15/2015) [-]
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pedantry isn't an argument
User avatar #130 - herecomesjohnny (08/15/2015) [-]
Indeed! You're pretty close to figuring out it's a noun, have fun
#124 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2015 on WHAT THE FUCK +1
#197 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
im no vegan, just the hate and denial towards animals you can eat in contrast to the affection to every other animal...its disgusting

every time someone posts somethin about vegans people go apeshit about how animals arent worth somethin....but if its a turtle, well since you cant eat it its suddenly totally important and heartwarming and all

i hate people

#203 - sherlockbatman (08/16/2015) [-]
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you need something to take the edge off
you can definitely eat a turtle, as well as most animals
just be nice to them while they're alive
#204 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
just remember when the next vegan post shows up

#54 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2015 on The Truth About Flying +1
User avatar #80 - lanfear (08/16/2015) [-]
But in all other ways, I appreciate everything you have to say. You are correct in both accounts. I am moving, and selling a dog just because I am moving would be an asshole thing.
User avatar #78 - lanfear (08/16/2015) [-]
I am a girl
#51 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 08/15/2015 on (untitled) 0
#48 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #50 - brokentrucker (08/15/2015) [-]
Unless the pic is mirrored. I've noticed that happens often, so a left hand would look like a right, and vice versa.
#51 - sherlockbatman (08/15/2015) [-]
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it'd look wrong mirrored because the thumb still bends in the direction of the side it's on
#200 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 08/15/2015 on 100 years of fashion: Men... 0
#198 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 08/15/2015 on 100 years of fashion: Men... 0
#47 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2015 on Waifu +4
User avatar #58 - dalgaard (08/14/2015) [-]
whats this from lmao
User avatar #82 - reduxpotato (08/14/2015) [-]
I think that's Genshiken, brah.

myanimelist.net/anime/240/Genshiken
User avatar #83 - dalgaard (08/14/2015) [-]
thx homie
#46 - Picture 08/14/2015 on Waifu +27
#38 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 08/13/2015 on one pussy at the time +1
#4 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 08/13/2015 on Sad Batman +2
#2 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2015 on Sad Batman +11
User avatar #3 - doctorpickle (08/13/2015) [-]
I wanted to say
"Wow, what a roll"
Then I realized his dad is still alive.
#4 - sherlockbatman (08/13/2015) [-]
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I mean, that is the dad
I don't think his dad is actually alive
#5 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/13/2015 on one pussy at the time +128
User avatar #26 - sumerfag (08/13/2015) [-]
The kids don't know, but we know
#52 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
And knowing is half the battle.
#63 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
G.I. JOE
#8 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 08/13/2015 on Singing To A Piggy +1
#1 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 08/13/2015 on Mr. Satan, the WORLD CHAMPION 0
#33 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 08/13/2015 on There is treatment. +5
#30 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (16 new replies) 08/13/2015 on Time heals all wounds +27
#57 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
didn't even realise it was a roll at first because it's so sick
#45 - sylvaras (08/13/2015) [-]
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**sylvaras rolled image** people change all the time tho
#43 - lordlannister (08/13/2015) [-]
Forgiving is what makes our humanity special.dont deny humanity
#47 - arreatface (08/13/2015) [-]
almost touching but ...
our humanity ? as there is other kind of humanities I may not have been informed of ?
#59 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
#66 - myreadyassyolk (08/13/2015) [-]
You witty cunt
User avatar #42 - ninjaroo (08/13/2015) [-]
Sweet roll bro, but I agree with advice. People change. His crime was immense, but it was a long time ago, he took his punishment and he rebuilt himself.
User avatar #64 - Koreawontletmefap (08/13/2015) [-]
Half of his punishment...
User avatar #65 - ninjaroo (08/13/2015) [-]
So he changed fast enough that further punishment was deemed unwarranted.
User avatar #68 - Koreawontletmefap (08/13/2015) [-]
no mate he's a celebrity and people like to see fighting, the only thing Tyson changed to in prison is Islam.
User avatar #69 - ninjaroo (08/13/2015) [-]
So maybe public pressure caused the review board to pay more attention to Tyson than the average inmate. The rules stood and unless they were demonstrated to have been violated, my point stands.
User avatar #71 - Koreawontletmefap (08/13/2015) [-]
No it doesn't because your point is, "People like celebrities so they should be able to commit crimes with minimal reprocussion".
Tyson got a class 5 felony despite the testimony of the rapee, and the acknowledgement of the court that Tyson had a sex addiction. Any other normal ass dude, especially a black guy would have got class 1 20+years.
He wasn't let out on good behaviour, he fought and fucked most of the men he knew in prison and still got out on a half sentence.
I'm just sick of seeing celebrities get away with murder (literally in some cases) and fans clamouring to their defence.
User avatar #74 - ninjaroo (08/13/2015) [-]
On top of which, >>#37 and >>#39 have pointed out Desiree Washington had a history of false rape accusations. So what you have is a man convicted on accusations made by an unreliable source, convicted solely because it was a high profile case and the public took the circumstantial evidence as damning facts, and you're arguing he got it too easy.
User avatar #72 - ninjaroo (08/13/2015) [-]
That's not my point at all. You are aware of what a strawman is, right? My point is that identity changes, there's no reason to hold a grudge over a thing someone has suffered and repented for, and grown out of.

If all people need is a testimony to get a class 1 felony (whatever that is), something needs to change. A testimony should be nearly worthless in a court of law. Or maybe I just feel that way because I've been accused of rape before, to be fair.

You're gonna need to source me on the prison behavior thing. Google is supremely unhelpful. Even then, I wouldn't be surprised or terribly outraged if he was assessed on respect to the law and innocents. Mostly I'd be angry that that's not fair to other inmates, which is more Tyson getting it how it should be than Tyson getting it lucky.

I'm not a fan, Tyson was before my time.
User avatar #40 - advice (08/13/2015) [-]
>implying once a rapist, always a rapist, even 23 years later.
>implying he wasn't on some substance or whatever that long ago and isn't now
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#11 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (21 new replies) 08/13/2015 on Time heals all wounds +17
#39 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
He was convicted based on circumstantial evidence. Matter of fact, she had falsely accused other men of rape before, and there was evidence suggesting she was doing the same with Mike. A lot of evidence. The only reason he went to jail, was because of incompetence on his lawyers part and because he was a high profile case.
#37 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
The woman who accused him accused a number of different celebrities. He's the only one who ended up convicted though
User avatar #25 - IamSofaKingdom (08/13/2015) [-]
It reminds me of that interview where he told a woman not to talk to him unless she planned to fornicate with him, he literally said fornicate lol. He was such an asshat.
User avatar #23 - advice (08/13/2015) [-]
that was 23 years ago bro, half this site wasn't even born, no doubt he's changed since then
#30 - sherlockbatman (08/13/2015) [-]
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>forgiving actual rapists
#57 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
didn't even realise it was a roll at first because it's so sick
#45 - sylvaras (08/13/2015) [-]
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**sylvaras rolled image** people change all the time tho
#43 - lordlannister (08/13/2015) [-]
Forgiving is what makes our humanity special.dont deny humanity
#47 - arreatface (08/13/2015) [-]
almost touching but ...
our humanity ? as there is other kind of humanities I may not have been informed of ?
#59 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
#66 - myreadyassyolk (08/13/2015) [-]
You witty cunt
User avatar #42 - ninjaroo (08/13/2015) [-]
Sweet roll bro, but I agree with advice. People change. His crime was immense, but it was a long time ago, he took his punishment and he rebuilt himself.
User avatar #64 - Koreawontletmefap (08/13/2015) [-]
Half of his punishment...
User avatar #65 - ninjaroo (08/13/2015) [-]
So he changed fast enough that further punishment was deemed unwarranted.
User avatar #68 - Koreawontletmefap (08/13/2015) [-]
no mate he's a celebrity and people like to see fighting, the only thing Tyson changed to in prison is Islam.
User avatar #69 - ninjaroo (08/13/2015) [-]
So maybe public pressure caused the review board to pay more attention to Tyson than the average inmate. The rules stood and unless they were demonstrated to have been violated, my point stands.
User avatar #71 - Koreawontletmefap (08/13/2015) [-]
No it doesn't because your point is, "People like celebrities so they should be able to commit crimes with minimal reprocussion".
Tyson got a class 5 felony despite the testimony of the rapee, and the acknowledgement of the court that Tyson had a sex addiction. Any other normal ass dude, especially a black guy would have got class 1 20+years.
He wasn't let out on good behaviour, he fought and fucked most of the men he knew in prison and still got out on a half sentence.
I'm just sick of seeing celebrities get away with murder (literally in some cases) and fans clamouring to their defence.
User avatar #74 - ninjaroo (08/13/2015) [-]
On top of which, >>#37 and >>#39 have pointed out Desiree Washington had a history of false rape accusations. So what you have is a man convicted on accusations made by an unreliable source, convicted solely because it was a high profile case and the public took the circumstantial evidence as damning facts, and you're arguing he got it too easy.
User avatar #72 - ninjaroo (08/13/2015) [-]
That's not my point at all. You are aware of what a strawman is, right? My point is that identity changes, there's no reason to hold a grudge over a thing someone has suffered and repented for, and grown out of.

If all people need is a testimony to get a class 1 felony (whatever that is), something needs to change. A testimony should be nearly worthless in a court of law. Or maybe I just feel that way because I've been accused of rape before, to be fair.

You're gonna need to source me on the prison behavior thing. Google is supremely unhelpful. Even then, I wouldn't be surprised or terribly outraged if he was assessed on respect to the law and innocents. Mostly I'd be angry that that's not fair to other inmates, which is more Tyson getting it how it should be than Tyson getting it lucky.

I'm not a fan, Tyson was before my time.
User avatar #40 - advice (08/13/2015) [-]
>implying once a rapist, always a rapist, even 23 years later.
>implying he wasn't on some substance or whatever that long ago and isn't now
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#9 - murrlogic (05/20/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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