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sherlockbatman

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#116 - especially for comics, this is important because the artwork m…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2015 on Tumblr Comp 0
User avatar #123 - darmenias (07/05/2015) [-]
There is another way to do this besides using this absolutely stupid method of typing multiple consonants, though. You've seen it, I've seen it, I hope we've all seen it.
"POOOOOOOP" --> Loudly yelling poop.
"PO-O-OP" --> Loudly yelling pop.
This is one hell of a better method than: "POPPPPPPPPP" --> Loudly yelling popffpfpfpfpfp.
#114 - no, it only matters how it reads in text only, it gets c…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2015 on Tumblr Comp 0
#115 - masanori (07/05/2015) [-]
But you don't need that. Not unless your reading comprehension is terrible.
User avatar #116 - sherlockbatman (07/05/2015) [-]
especially for comics, this is important because the artwork might not give proper context for screaming.
>a boy looks at a balloon and wills it to pop
>he yells, "pooooooop!"
>it pops
>"I knew yelling 'poop' would pop it"
it has to be explained at the end to makes sense of the beginning. that gets solved by using the proper amount of vowels and extending the consonants, since that will almost never create a completely different word
User avatar #123 - darmenias (07/05/2015) [-]
There is another way to do this besides using this absolutely stupid method of typing multiple consonants, though. You've seen it, I've seen it, I hope we've all seen it.
"POOOOOOOP" --> Loudly yelling poop.
"PO-O-OP" --> Loudly yelling pop.
This is one hell of a better method than: "POPPPPPPPPP" --> Loudly yelling popffpfpfpfpfp.
#112 - can you really not see all the ways this gets misinterpreted? …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/05/2015 on Tumblr Comp 0
#113 - masanori (07/05/2015) [-]
Except on of those is pronounced "kahn" and the other "koon."

Poor example.
User avatar #114 - sherlockbatman (07/05/2015) [-]
no, it only matters how it reads
in text only, it gets confused
your whole point is to make written onomatopoeia clearer
defeats the point if you have to have it read out loud by the author to clarify
#115 - masanori (07/05/2015) [-]
But you don't need that. Not unless your reading comprehension is terrible.
User avatar #116 - sherlockbatman (07/05/2015) [-]
especially for comics, this is important because the artwork might not give proper context for screaming.
>a boy looks at a balloon and wills it to pop
>he yells, "pooooooop!"
>it pops
>"I knew yelling 'poop' would pop it"
it has to be explained at the end to makes sense of the beginning. that gets solved by using the proper amount of vowels and extending the consonants, since that will almost never create a completely different word
User avatar #123 - darmenias (07/05/2015) [-]
There is another way to do this besides using this absolutely stupid method of typing multiple consonants, though. You've seen it, I've seen it, I hope we've all seen it.
"POOOOOOOP" --> Loudly yelling poop.
"PO-O-OP" --> Loudly yelling pop.
This is one hell of a better method than: "POPPPPPPPPP" --> Loudly yelling popffpfpfpfpfp.
#98 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/04/2015 on Tumblr Comp 0
#101 - masanori (07/04/2015) [-]
Context, my son. Context.

It is important in most languages for determining meaning like Japanese, wherein a combination of kanji has a different meaning than those kanji individually. , and is especially so in English.

For example, "Oh my god, STOOOOP!" probably wouldn't be misinterpreted as referring to an attached outer structure in housing but by an autist such as yourself.
User avatar #112 - sherlockbatman (07/05/2015) [-]
can you really not see all the ways this gets misinterpreted?
that's not the only example
>guy about to sign his savings away to a huge scam
>his friend is running over to stop him from getting conned
>he yells, "stop! it's a cooooon!"
>his friend stops before signing
>the black salesman is unbelievably outraged
#113 - masanori (07/05/2015) [-]
Except on of those is pronounced "kahn" and the other "koon."

Poor example.
User avatar #114 - sherlockbatman (07/05/2015) [-]
no, it only matters how it reads
in text only, it gets confused
your whole point is to make written onomatopoeia clearer
defeats the point if you have to have it read out loud by the author to clarify
#115 - masanori (07/05/2015) [-]
But you don't need that. Not unless your reading comprehension is terrible.
User avatar #116 - sherlockbatman (07/05/2015) [-]
especially for comics, this is important because the artwork might not give proper context for screaming.
>a boy looks at a balloon and wills it to pop
>he yells, "pooooooop!"
>it pops
>"I knew yelling 'poop' would pop it"
it has to be explained at the end to makes sense of the beginning. that gets solved by using the proper amount of vowels and extending the consonants, since that will almost never create a completely different word
User avatar #123 - darmenias (07/05/2015) [-]
There is another way to do this besides using this absolutely stupid method of typing multiple consonants, though. You've seen it, I've seen it, I hope we've all seen it.
"POOOOOOOP" --> Loudly yelling poop.
"PO-O-OP" --> Loudly yelling pop.
This is one hell of a better method than: "POPPPPPPPPP" --> Loudly yelling popffpfpfpfpfp.
#97 - I'm an American, so when I saw that some other countries used …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2015 on Tumblr Comp 0
User avatar #122 - darmenias (07/05/2015) [-]
Not trying to be a dick, just asking. Can you show me an example of that? I don't read comics much and I don't know where to find an instance of this. As far as I have seen this is not used in the way you describe it. If you can disprove me then go right ahead, I'll take it.
User avatar #124 - sherlockbatman (07/05/2015) [-]
I'm not gonna go searching for an example because that'd take forever
most yelling in comics is "AAARGGHH" "AAAHHHH" and "NOOOOO"
O seems to be the vowel to stretch consonants with if the O is in the middle of the word
A, I, and U can usually handle themselves without making other words
it's something done only when necessary
no reason to use retarded looking text when you can make them say something else
If I happen to come accross a scene like this (probably in a marvel comic) I'll post it here
#36 - you looking up? 07/04/2015 on normal granny 0
#29 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2015 on normal granny +1
#31 - falloutsurvivor (07/04/2015) [-]
i keep an eye on everything so much my head spins to look everywhere
#36 - sherlockbatman (07/04/2015) [-]
you looking up?
#21 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2015 on normal granny 0
#23 - falloutsurvivor (07/04/2015) [-]
it never gets dropped
we're eternally vigilant to the point of paranoia
#29 - sherlockbatman (07/04/2015) [-]
#31 - falloutsurvivor (07/04/2015) [-]
i keep an eye on everything so much my head spins to look everywhere
#36 - sherlockbatman (07/04/2015) [-]
you looking up?
#27 - Picture 07/04/2015 on 4chan dump 11/? +8
#19 - I have surveillance on everyone  [+] (6 new replies) 07/04/2015 on normal granny 0
#20 - falloutsurvivor (07/04/2015) [-]
except me
noone spies on Night Lords
#21 - sherlockbatman (07/04/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
that's right
go ahead and drop your guard
#23 - falloutsurvivor (07/04/2015) [-]
it never gets dropped
we're eternally vigilant to the point of paranoia
#29 - sherlockbatman (07/04/2015) [-]
#31 - falloutsurvivor (07/04/2015) [-]
i keep an eye on everything so much my head spins to look everywhere
#36 - sherlockbatman (07/04/2015) [-]
you looking up?
#16 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/04/2015 on normal granny +4
#17 - falloutsurvivor (07/04/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Skeletor.**
what porn does sherlock watch
#18 - falloutsurvivor (07/04/2015) [-]
skeletorexplains
you know that camera you found in your shower

turns out it belongs to sherlockbatman
User avatar #55 - skeletorexplains (07/05/2015) [-]
I'm ok with this.
User avatar #19 - sherlockbatman (07/04/2015) [-]
I have surveillance on everyone
#20 - falloutsurvivor (07/04/2015) [-]
except me
noone spies on Night Lords
#21 - sherlockbatman (07/04/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
that's right
go ahead and drop your guard
#23 - falloutsurvivor (07/04/2015) [-]
it never gets dropped
we're eternally vigilant to the point of paranoia
#29 - sherlockbatman (07/04/2015) [-]
#31 - falloutsurvivor (07/04/2015) [-]
i keep an eye on everything so much my head spins to look everywhere
#36 - sherlockbatman (07/04/2015) [-]
you looking up?
#20 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2015 on perks of money + boredom +... +2
#27 - fennis (07/04/2015) [-]
lift pushing an equal mass of air downwards.
#72 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/04/2015 on Glad she stepped in -1
#33 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/04/2015 on Aerial kill 0
User avatar #36 - datassman (07/04/2015) [-]
I really enjoy Ascend, even if it's deader than that horse I keep beating
User avatar #39 - GtAhMeE (07/04/2015) [-]
holy shit I haven't played Tribes in ages.
User avatar #41 - datassman (07/04/2015) [-]
It's pretty difficult to find an active game
User avatar #42 - GtAhMeE (07/04/2015) [-]
I imagine. That sucks, I only played it for a few months but I enjoyed it
User avatar #44 - datassman (07/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, I maxed out an infiltrator while it was still active, I was unstoppable
#31 - you're not addicted you're just weak-willed and stuck in a… 07/04/2015 on Sex Addiction 0
#15 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/04/2015 on Eating on the job 0
#179 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/04/2015 on Finally a safe space for... 0
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#191 - sticky this 07/04/2015 on god damn it +2
#44 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/04/2015 on Twitter +9
#86 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/04/2015 on Pepper and Carrot Ep. 6 0
#39 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2015 on You can go your own way 0
User avatar #40 - whiterabbitfoot (07/04/2015) [-]
I love you
#59 - on top of his grave and since people were still walking aw… 07/03/2015 on AntMan -1
#58 - Garfield is inherently sexy 07/03/2015 on AntMan +2
#108 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/03/2015 on 90s kids will...nevermind +1
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#9 - murrlogic (05/20/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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