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#35 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/04/2016 on anon needs a weapon 0
#22 - >unacceptable for a grown man to watch Kamen Rider I wo… 05/03/2016 on Power Rangers +25
#31 - Beast is 20 years old in the movie he is set to die on his…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2016 on Reading +2
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#34 - Tusura (05/04/2016) [-]
Thanks for the info. I haven't seen it since I was a kid.
#53 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/03/2016 on ZA WARUDO! +1
#22 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/03/2016 on Psalms of the 6 God 0
#38 - Picture 05/03/2016 on fixed for FJ users +4
#48 - >when you find out Baymax was voiced by ******* Trevor  [+] (5 new replies) 05/03/2016 on dutch +10
#63 - mmmilovemeth (05/03/2016) [-]
That's not Steven Ogg who played Trevor though, this is.

The guy that played Beymax was Pete in 30 Rock
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#57 - johnnysasaki (05/03/2016) [-]
Trevor what the fuck? is fucking Fluttershy from MLP Going to be voiced by Sarge-Fucking-Arch-Goddamn-Dornan now?
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#53 - sorentytoalba (05/03/2016) [-]
>then you realise he did a good fucking job at it
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#58 - foodog (05/03/2016) [-]
But Trevor's voice was also good
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#59 - bbboy (05/03/2016) [-]
This guy has done a shitload of roles that I would never have guessed. He is one of the most talented voice actors around, right next to Nolan north.
#46 - which one? 05/03/2016 on dutch 0
#287 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/03/2016 on metric, imperial and utter... 0
#284 - and drugs drugs happen in metric 05/03/2016 on metric, imperial and utter... 0
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#57 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2016 on politeness +2
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#79 - lamentation (05/03/2016) [-]
The context of your image and text really disturbs me >.>
#110 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/03/2016 on Prez got GAME 0
#58 - she's also his cousin  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2016 on Hah. Puns. +1
#74 - anon (05/03/2016) [-]
so they bang or what?
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#75 - vileinsect (05/03/2016) [-]
jesus redneck, nice stupid question
#56 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/03/2016 on Hah. Puns. +1
#97 - he did decriminalize weed... 05/03/2016 on Prez got GAME 0
#67 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2016 on Muh laser Diffuser +5
#90 - McDiddys (05/03/2016) [-]
Cloth, paper, its all plant fibers. Our money is made of ground up plant bits.
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#78 - deutschblut (05/02/2016) [-]
Technically, and actually.

Always has since I have been alive.
#66 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/02/2016 on Muh laser Diffuser 0
#3 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 04/30/2016 on "I accidentally boarded a... -1
#14 - We don't have basements in California, the Earth would swallow… 04/30/2016 on buzz buzz 0
#113 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 04/30/2016 on And make it snappy +7
#102 - you want me to keep going or is this enough?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2016 on Batman 0
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#106 - warrenzthehero (04/30/2016) [-]
Right, okay, I'll grant you that one.

But that will actually feed into my next point.

The real problem lies in the fact that Batman was originally a detective, and didn't have any real superpower threats to deal with. Over time, his enemies developed more and more to include characters like Killer Croc, Bane, Poison Ivy, etc. Super powered, yes, but all some form of crazy. In fact, most if not all of his iconic villains can be described as insane first, superpowers second. Which functions well in the Batman mythos. A bunch of people with mental issues running around a city with few morals. Whuch is why Bane could beat him; it's the environment Bats is made for. If Batman loses here, he can heal and recover. If he loses against Starro, or Darkseid, or Braniac, or an enraged Superman whose mother is on the line, he could not live through that. When you take Batman out of this mental and relatively low-power environment, realistically, he wouldn't be able to match. Because his intended power level what does the scouter say? is way below that of, say, Superman, or Wonder Woman, both of whom are incredibly strong, even more so as time goes on and their powers get stronger/more varied. So Batman needs a plot shield in order to even compete at this level. Which is where the whole "because he's Batman" thing begins. Not due to any inherent ability of his- a man can only be so strong, so fast, so intelligent, and so rich before hitting a mortal boundary and breaking into the superhuman.

And people misinterpret this all the time. Instead of realizing that Batman is heavily plotshielded so he can exist alongside the faster-than-time Flash or the completely-untouchable-if-he-wants Martian Manhunter, or the goddamn Superman, they instead think that he has some mystical "Batman" quality that allows him to be better than these other beings. And that's simply not true.

tl;dr: Batman is plotshielded because he's meant for the relatively low-power environment of Goham but he's put into the excessivley high-power environment of Superman and the JLA.
#40 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 04/29/2016 on A Funny Joke +1
#32 - I know right? it didn't even look real at first glance. obviou…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2016 on terror 0
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#35 - okamibanshu (04/30/2016) [-]
exactly.
#120 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2016 on **Graphic** but AWESOME +1
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#7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#3 to #2 - sherlockbatman (07/20/2011) [-]
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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