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sherlockbatman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:6/30/2015
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Comment Ranking:#342
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#6 - Picture 05/15/2015 on you're a big guy +2
#4 - U-U2...  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2015 on U2 +14
User avatar #17 - xxlilxxdz (05/16/2015) [-]
sauce
User avatar #6 - trogdorrules (05/16/2015) [-]
Y-you too.
#13 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/15/2015 on Childhood 0
#12 - >Andra it's AmpersandNDRA, you illiterate swine  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2015 on Childhood +11
User avatar #51 - roguekek (05/16/2015) [-]
which is read as "and"
Frick & Frack
Shit & Giggles
Dumb & Dumber
#36 - it say EX right in the first line, you blind ****  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2015 on Check Your Privelage 0
#37 - Rascal (05/15/2015) [-]
I think EX was capitalized because she was emphasizing that they weren't together anymore. Dumbass.
#52 - then your parents probably just signed your forms for you and …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2015 on Tumblr Goodness 0
#55 - Rascal (05/15/2015) [-]
That's entirely possible. If that's the case they did it for both me and my sibling. Someone else mentioned the local government could have done it automatically. It could also be since I was registered for the ROTC at that age, that it automatically sufficed.
#45 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2015 on Tumblr Goodness -1
#47 - Rascal (05/15/2015) [-]
I went to a magnet high school. No such forms were given. I have a meticulous habit of reading everything I sign, too. No need to be so rude.
User avatar #52 - sherlockbatman (05/15/2015) [-]
then your parents probably just signed your forms for you and mailed them in.
if you're really in some bureaucratic oversight, you should take care of it. the law puts responsibility for signing up for the draft on you, not the government. if they forgot to send you a form, the pressure's on you to go to the DMV and get it. it's illegal to be over 18 and not registered for the draft.
I'm guessing your parents just forged your signature though, because when you don't sign up, they usually just send the sheriff to your house with the forms.
#55 - Rascal (05/15/2015) [-]
That's entirely possible. If that's the case they did it for both me and my sibling. Someone else mentioned the local government could have done it automatically. It could also be since I was registered for the ROTC at that age, that it automatically sufficed.
#9 - nah, the explanation that makes the most sense is that he does…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2015 on POS Cops -2
#18 - Rascal (05/15/2015) [-]
You guys are dumbasses. He's saying that the guy didn't get out of the ticket because it was funny, he got out of it because he had his license on him. Whereas if he didn't have the nessessay things that the cop required when he pulled you over then he would have had to do more work and this increasing the chance of getting a ticket.

Kinda like if you only have ride costumers and then you have somone who's polite, your more likely to be nice to him
#6 - holy **** , you're retarded too he thinks t…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2015 on POS Cops -3
#8 - muffinssnuffims (05/15/2015) [-]
More likely that he forgot a word in his sentence. I know lots of people who talk/type like that when not proofreading, etc.

He's missing a "not" somewhere or saying "didn't get out of"

Still, the more reasonable explanation is that he typed quickly or typed something with a different sentence structure and then when editing to the current structure made a mistake.
#9 - sherlockbatman (05/15/2015) [-]
nah, the explanation that makes the most sense is that he doesn't know how to read and completely misunderstood what the picture was saying.
what he says would make sense if he thought the kid got a ticket and blamed it on his photo. he thinks that the kid thinks that his picture caused the ticket. this guy is correcting him saying it was the offense, not the picture, that got him the ticket.
it wasn't a typo, it was a mistake in reading comprehension.
#18 - Rascal (05/15/2015) [-]
You guys are dumbasses. He's saying that the guy didn't get out of the ticket because it was funny, he got out of it because he had his license on him. Whereas if he didn't have the nessessay things that the cop required when he pulled you over then he would have had to do more work and this increasing the chance of getting a ticket.

Kinda like if you only have ride costumers and then you have somone who's polite, your more likely to be nice to him
#2 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/14/2015 on POS Cops -2
#5 - muffinssnuffims (05/15/2015) [-]
He means that the guy may have been pulled over for a very minor infraction, or for an infraction which cannot be ticketed on the first offense but may be given a warning, after several of which said offense CAN be ticketed, etc.
#6 - sherlockbatman (05/15/2015) [-]
holy shit, you're retarded too
he thinks the guy got a ticket because of his license photo
when REALLY, he got out of a ticket because his picture was funny
#8 - muffinssnuffims (05/15/2015) [-]
More likely that he forgot a word in his sentence. I know lots of people who talk/type like that when not proofreading, etc.

He's missing a "not" somewhere or saying "didn't get out of"

Still, the more reasonable explanation is that he typed quickly or typed something with a different sentence structure and then when editing to the current structure made a mistake.
#9 - sherlockbatman (05/15/2015) [-]
nah, the explanation that makes the most sense is that he doesn't know how to read and completely misunderstood what the picture was saying.
what he says would make sense if he thought the kid got a ticket and blamed it on his photo. he thinks that the kid thinks that his picture caused the ticket. this guy is correcting him saying it was the offense, not the picture, that got him the ticket.
it wasn't a typo, it was a mistake in reading comprehension.
#18 - Rascal (05/15/2015) [-]
You guys are dumbasses. He's saying that the guy didn't get out of the ticket because it was funny, he got out of it because he had his license on him. Whereas if he didn't have the nessessay things that the cop required when he pulled you over then he would have had to do more work and this increasing the chance of getting a ticket.

Kinda like if you only have ride costumers and then you have somone who's polite, your more likely to be nice to him
#16 - Picture 05/14/2015 on Tales from IT 0
#6 - Picture 05/14/2015 on bird hoodie +23
#5 - Picture 05/14/2015 on bird hoodie +7
#3 - Picture 05/14/2015 on how tiny girls measure in porn +22
#11 - Picture 05/14/2015 on Doc Johnson Super Hung... +2
#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2015 on Doc Johnson Super Hung... +3
#11 - sherlockbatman (05/14/2015) [-]
#10 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2015 on How drunk you have to be to... +4
User avatar #15 - youngneil (05/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, the dude is kind of an idiot.
#5 - Picture 05/14/2015 on interactive screen +5
#47 - >forgetting the BEST Avenger  [+] (5 new replies) 05/14/2015 on Avengers +26
User avatar #119 - dukefigglesbyiii (05/14/2015) [-]
nig nog kit kat?
User avatar #49 - guardianatreyu (05/14/2015) [-]
His movie won't be out till 2018.
User avatar #58 - Tyranitar (05/14/2015) [-]
He'll be in Civil War.
User avatar #59 - guardianatreyu (05/14/2015) [-]
Yeah I read an article about that a while ago. Didn't know about it before. I'm excited though. Supposedly he's gonna fight Hawkeye.
User avatar #158 - venegal (05/15/2015) [-]
Yo I like Hawkeye but Black Panther is gonna tear him a new one!
#28 - no, it's just some schmuck wearing his costume  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2015 on Who would want this +3
User avatar #31 - solidderking (05/14/2015) [-]
i have no idea who that is( probably the guy on the picture )
btw,did you know that schmuck means jewelry in German ?
#14 - Picture 05/14/2015 on *Sizzling noises* 0
#45 - obsidian is ceramic  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2015 on Sharp +7
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#25 - wait, then wouldn't he always be tired?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2015 on Tires +6
User avatar #39 - smokekusheveryday (05/14/2015) [-]
What anime is this?
#50 - vets usually work at a shelter or something with a bunch of an… 05/14/2015 on New Erma Comic 0
#34 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2015 on is there a downside. 0
#40 - ukulisti (05/13/2015) [-]
I can eat, but less and slower, what I normally would.
Sometimes I have days, where I cannot eat anything at all.

I suppose my body adapts to it. I do not feel hungry often, even if I haven't eaten in some time.
I am 17. Male. I weight 48 kg. That's 105 pounds.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#9 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
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User avatar #7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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