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sherlockbatman

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#12 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/20/2015 on Realistic movies +2
User avatar #13 - testaburger (07/20/2015) [-]
>heat
#15 - sherlockbatman (07/20/2015) [-]
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he is severely burned
heat was involved
that's how burning happens
on his head, though, you can see that was more pressure than heat, but somehow he didn't even move
User avatar #16 - testaburger (07/20/2015) [-]
How do you see pressure on his head?
His hair is burnt away
#17 - sherlockbatman (07/20/2015) [-]
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it's not even smoking or singed
he's just straight missing chunks
unless he got slammed with tiny, perfectly aimed bullets of pure, intense heat that immediately dissipated without lighting his hair, it had to be pressure
User avatar #22 - drakenumen (07/20/2015) [-]
yo wtf you rolled a picture that I made and someone intentionally re-posted. How about that.
User avatar #18 - testaburger (07/20/2015) [-]
Pressure doesn't just yank off lumps of hair, you know

The lack of hair in the lumps makes sense if heat burnt off the hairs, then left burn marks on the skin underneath.
User avatar #19 - sherlockbatman (07/20/2015) [-]
I meant slices of his scalp were forcibly peeled off, hair and all, either by the pressure or shrapnel bouncing off him
User avatar #20 - testaburger (07/20/2015) [-]
Shrapnel, perhaps, but not pressure.

Can we at least agree that his injuries are not realistic?
#21 - sherlockbatman (07/20/2015) [-]
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oh, they're fake as shit
nothing in this post makes any sense
I don't even think that's a real cigarette
#28 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2015 on MGS - Tactical Cigar... 0
User avatar #43 - derivat (07/20/2015) [-]
Why did some reatrd thumb everyone in this thread down?
#48 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/20/2015 on Amazing Cosplays -2
#14 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/20/2015 on And we wait -9
#1161 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2015 on Roll to beat John Cena 0
User avatar #1165 - fuckingtrolls (07/20/2015) [-]
ew furries
#1168 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/20/2015 on Roll John Cena, get a 1 day... 0
#43 - Gardevoir  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2015 on Haaaaaaaa +51
User avatar #105 - BlueToaster (07/20/2015) [-]
No, no, no, no, no!

That's Kirlia.
#9 - there's that new version that takes place after the prequels, …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2015 on Obvious statement is obvious +7
User avatar #16 - mumblesthepyro (07/19/2015) [-]
The show is made by Dave Filoni (same guy who made The Clone Wars). He said that the show is gonna get more dark in season 2, and that season 1 was meant to capture the "playfulness" of A New Hope". Don't know how much that's true but I hope it is. Also the story is a lot more "contained" where as The Clone War focused a lot on politics so it went all over the galaxy
User avatar #84 - sphincterface (07/20/2015) [-]
The scene where Ahsoka finds out that Vader was her old master was put together incredibly and I just absolutely loved it.
User avatar #101 - mumblesthepyro (07/21/2015) [-]
yeah man, Rebels is great and its so cool that they got James Earl Jones to do Vader's voice
User avatar #88 - vbeck (07/20/2015) [-]
what is it called?
#43 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/19/2015 on why I don't trust the beach -3
#30 - this bitch is Eileen  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2015 on Cat butt +49
User avatar #98 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/20/2015) [-]
what was the name of the girl with one leg? eileen (I lean) and she always loved to eat at ihop .

I'll see my way out thanks.
#15 - Frigid Pussy 07/19/2015 on Firefighter technology 0
#92 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/19/2015 on Popped a Blood Vessel... 0
#184 - holding prisoners is expensive, time-consuming, and impractica…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2015 on Justice 0
#250 - portugueseguy (07/19/2015) [-]
In this special case in which the penal system didn't act, I agree.

But, If prisoners didn't have the right to the standards of living they have, and they were forced to work I'm sure they wouldn't be expensive and time consuming.
I'm all about rehabilitation, but crimes that are now sentenced to life in prison or execution should be sentenced with life in prison ad forced labor with minical conditions.
Does a mass murderer care if he is executed? Will it bring back the victims? No, let him suffer.

I believe that if you don't practice your duties you shouldn't have rights.
User avatar #190 - ninesundev (07/19/2015) [-]
The US should do something about their criminality. There are more prisoners in the US than in China, or any other country in this world. Or Every country of Europe combined. "Land of the Free" my ass.
#37 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/19/2015 on Anon has fun with UV lights 0
#20 - Picture 07/19/2015 on carrot +1
#7 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/19/2015 on Kitten Doesn't Understand... +1
#1547 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/19/2015 on Roll for your superpower 0
#82 - arrow started out terrible for the first two seasons they …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2015 on Marvel and DC +1
#83 - snyperwulff (07/19/2015) [-]
Sometimes the relationship things irk me, and really irritate me. But I do like some of the plot twists in the series. Not everyone's gonna like it so I'm not going to be one of those assholes who likes the show and crucifies you. I'm just glad it's a decent super hero tv show.
#19 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2015 on Real life +16
#29 - larushu (07/19/2015) [-]
#123 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/19/2015 on Thanks Feminism 0
#76 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2015 on Marvel and DC +2
#79 - snyperwulff (07/19/2015) [-]
DC Animated movies are incredible I'll agree there man. DC has a talent for the animated, not so much with their live action though.

Personally for me.

Live-action-Marvel
Animated-DC.

While not animated though I have to say Arrow and Flash are fucking fantastic.
User avatar #82 - sherlockbatman (07/19/2015) [-]
arrow started out terrible for the first two seasons
they really stepped up their game, but for me it was too late. I can't get into that show
I like The Flash. It's got some hokey rewrites to a few characters, but they're pretty good. The effects are basically what I expected. he still looks as stupid as ever when he runs
One thing I never liked about DC live-action shows is the teen relationship drama
Just like in Smallville, Arrow and Flash have too much dating and not enough crime fighting, mystery solving, and greater plot arcs.
#83 - snyperwulff (07/19/2015) [-]
Sometimes the relationship things irk me, and really irritate me. But I do like some of the plot twists in the series. Not everyone's gonna like it so I'm not going to be one of those assholes who likes the show and crucifies you. I'm just glad it's a decent super hero tv show.
#59 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/19/2015 on water 0
#48 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 07/19/2015 on Foodmon 0
#46 - my point was that radioactive moon rays are double stupid, no …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2015 on Foodmon 0
#47 - Lezander (07/19/2015) [-]
Alright, well I don't think there's much further we can go with this conversation other than "Space radiation is bad writing"
#48 - sherlockbatman (07/19/2015) [-]
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I hope this roll is something appropriate to end on
#44 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2015 on Foodmon 0
#45 - Lezander (07/19/2015) [-]
My point was that just because it may be dumb doesn't make it invalid.
User avatar #46 - sherlockbatman (07/19/2015) [-]
my point was that radioactive moon rays are double stupid, no matter who uses them
#47 - Lezander (07/19/2015) [-]
Alright, well I don't think there's much further we can go with this conversation other than "Space radiation is bad writing"
#48 - sherlockbatman (07/19/2015) [-]
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I hope this roll is something appropriate to end on
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#9 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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