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sherlockbatman

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Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
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#123 - the one on the right is actually charity Justice is wh…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Reverse-Racism +2
User avatar #235 - mahnamesjakers (04/07/2015) [-]
One of my favorite quotes from Aristotle: "The worst form of inequality is trying to make unequal things equal".
User avatar #179 - phinkles (04/07/2015) [-]
Isn't it equity rather than charity?
#183 - sherlockbatman (04/07/2015) [-]
equity is "fairness and justice"
this is not fair because they took the tall guy's box. fuck them, that was his box, he had it first.
User avatar #188 - phinkles (04/07/2015) [-]
Except it is fair that the shortest person who needs two boxes gets two boxes while the tallest who_ needs none_ gets none, it isn't equal however.

You are assuming that these pictures are occurring consecutively. It could also be argued that the tall person stole resources he doesn't need from someone who does. The goal of the people in the picture is the ability to watch the game, not to get more boxes than everyone else.The first picture is unfair to the short person who cannot see the game when the tall person could see the game with or without the box. The second picture is fair to all because everyone can see the game.
#316 - cabbagemayhem (04/07/2015) [-]
No it's not. You're not taking into account that the short guy was being a huge dick to the tall guy right before. So, when his box fell down, and he couldn't lift it back up, the tall guy used it instead, and that was justice.

The picture is about charity. It's one thing to give to someone you think deserves it, it's another to take something from somebody else and give it to who YOU WANT to have it. That's called stealing, and it's not just no matter short the guy is.
#12 - >pages stuck together 04/07/2015 on Bioshock 2 0
#26 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on Gay person +2
User avatar #27 - feindmachines (04/07/2015) [-]
true
#44 - Picture 04/07/2015 on NOW She's Perfect 0
#29 - Picture 04/07/2015 on lets be realistic +22
#13 - Picture 04/07/2015 on Poor Bruce... +3
#162 - it's more flat and blunt the last one has a cylindrical shaft 04/07/2015 on Things confiscated by TSA 0
#160 - no, center row, 3rd from the right it's gray and flat …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Things confiscated by TSA 0
#161 - amuzen (04/07/2015) [-]
oh I thought you meant the last one for some reason, That one's round as well.
User avatar #162 - sherlockbatman (04/07/2015) [-]
it's more flat and blunt
the last one has a cylindrical shaft
#49 - why 04/07/2015 on Assorted Internets #26 +1
#155 - they'll call anything a key these days although I will adm…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Things confiscated by TSA 0
#159 - amuzen (04/07/2015) [-]
They're all magically modified versions of that one through the use of mystic charms known as key chains which you acquire by forging 'relationships'. None of them are supposed to be actual keys so much as weapons and in later installments their relationship to keys becomes more symbolic that anything else since I guess they're supposed to be manifestations of ones heart or some such nonsense.

Also that looks less like a modern house key and more like a Victorian house key with a key chain and a handle bar.
User avatar #160 - sherlockbatman (04/07/2015) [-]
no, center row, 3rd from the right
it's gray and flat
that Victorian key is obviously round
#161 - amuzen (04/07/2015) [-]
oh I thought you meant the last one for some reason, That one's round as well.
User avatar #162 - sherlockbatman (04/07/2015) [-]
it's more flat and blunt
the last one has a cylindrical shaft
#12 - impressive roll 04/07/2015 on I wonder what Admins... +12
#165 - :^) 04/07/2015 on Gaming positions +1
#164 - bits as in genitals 04/07/2015 on Gaming positions 0
#60 - it's called "fresh off the boat" 04/07/2015 on Beastie Boys +1
#59 - ask-a-nazi jews? 04/07/2015 on Beastie Boys +1
#61 - this is why men come up with all the new innovations 04/07/2015 on They hatin' 0
#97 - that just doesn't sound true 04/07/2015 on Batsy +2
#147 - that really looks nothing like a key  [+] (6 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Things confiscated by TSA 0
#153 - amuzen (04/07/2015) [-]
these are key blades.
User avatar #155 - sherlockbatman (04/07/2015) [-]
they'll call anything a key these days
although I will admit, I like the flat one shaped like a modern house key
#159 - amuzen (04/07/2015) [-]
They're all magically modified versions of that one through the use of mystic charms known as key chains which you acquire by forging 'relationships'. None of them are supposed to be actual keys so much as weapons and in later installments their relationship to keys becomes more symbolic that anything else since I guess they're supposed to be manifestations of ones heart or some such nonsense.

Also that looks less like a modern house key and more like a Victorian house key with a key chain and a handle bar.
User avatar #160 - sherlockbatman (04/07/2015) [-]
no, center row, 3rd from the right
it's gray and flat
that Victorian key is obviously round
#161 - amuzen (04/07/2015) [-]
oh I thought you meant the last one for some reason, That one's round as well.
User avatar #162 - sherlockbatman (04/07/2015) [-]
it's more flat and blunt
the last one has a cylindrical shaft
#49 - you can only have an all gay present because if everyone is ga… 04/07/2015 on Ha Straight +1
#23 - Picture 04/07/2015 on King Midas and Medusa +1
#129 - I'm a man and I just did it. it's not even hard. my legs are s…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Gaming positions +5
User avatar #177 - bronybox (04/07/2015) [-]
Exactly, but it's not comfortable and hard to do if you can at all do it. You have to force your leg into the position, you can't just do it. Kind of link people can't just bend their fingers the opposite direction, but you can always push on it to force the joint.
User avatar #160 - cormy (04/07/2015) [-]
I don't even have to strategically do anything, just force really fucking hard because my calve muscle is in the way and I actually leg day.
User avatar #176 - bronybox (04/07/2015) [-]
Right... You have to force it hard. Women just do it, it's entirely comfortable and a natural position for them.
User avatar #236 - cormy (04/07/2015) [-]
I have to force it because of my muscles, not because of my bone structure. If I didn't keep myself in shape, it wouldn't be hard.
I can cross my legs just fine, I only have to force to get my foot behind my leg as seen in the picture, which is an extremely retarded position even for women.
User avatar #250 - bronybox (04/07/2015) [-]
It's basically just a variation of parallel legs, and it is by no means retarded, it's perfectly normal and natural. You think it's because of your muscles, but if you had a wider hip, you could still do it.
User avatar #255 - cormy (04/08/2015) [-]
That really really doesn't make any sense, wider hips would mean a larger distance between your pelvic joints, which would mean a larger distance between your legs, which would mean a larger distance to cross to cross your legs WHICH WOULD MEAN A LARGER CROSSING ANGLE WHICH WOULD MEAN IT WOULD BE HARDER TO DOUBLE BACK WITH YOUR FOOT.
Seriously, this is all up to muscle girth. Larger thighs and calves makes this far harder than it should be for me.
Wider hips are not an advantage.
User avatar #164 - sherlockbatman (04/07/2015) [-]
bits as in genitals
#127 - it's the bow and the fat  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on Kid Shaming +1
User avatar #139 - izdubar (04/07/2015) [-]
Well no shit, shelockbatman

You're right doe, those pseudo-quirky accessories that are often a red flag. Also fat.
#147 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 04/07/2015 on Guy infects himself with... +2
#198 - Picture 04/07/2015 on Old people +1
#197 - did you give up your seat?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on Old people 0
#201 - aceboy (04/07/2015) [-]
Like hell I did.
That made her even angrier and so she just stood there, next to me, complaining for like 15 minutes for being an asshole to the elderly for not giving her the seat. Even the adults around started to bitch at her for not shutting the fuck up.


Good times.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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