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sherlockbatman

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Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
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#108 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 06/21/2016 on The Japanese Have Invaded... 0
#35 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 06/20/2016 on Mirrors 0
#20 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 06/20/2016 on Poni Yshid Nyeney Cakl 0
#15 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 06/20/2016 on WW3 soon? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST 0
#28 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2016 on why does this keep getting... 0
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#29 - dieterkaiser (06/22/2016) [-]
Ah. I see.
#16 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 06/20/2016 on stare 0
#16 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/20/2016 on 4gag +1
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#17 - zipov (06/21/2016) [-]
Maybe you never had sad news because you have no life.

White knight? Ha ha, I've never been called that, cunt, faggot, shithead, asshole, twat, filthy Pollock yes, but white knight? That's a first.
#18 - sherlockbatman (06/21/2016) [-]
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what constitutes 'having a life'?
make me a list, I'm sure I've got at least most of it covered
#19 - zipov (06/21/2016) [-]
1. Understanding other people and not lashing out at them because you didn't get your tendies. just take your custom somewhere else, mr. Avenger of the offended Subway customers
2. Not having the time to make a list for some douchebag on FJ.
#20 - sherlockbatman (06/21/2016) [-]
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that irony though
there's a difference between being a mature, patient adult and being a passive, spineless puss
you don't let customer service representatives fucking talk down to you like that.
it's called having self-respect. he wasn't avenging other customers, this was personal and petty revenge.
she was incredibly immature and unprofessional.
you judge this guy for dicking around with some asshole guinea, but not her for that disrespect and rudeness at work, like there's any excuse for acting so bitchy to customers.
incidentally, you failed both of your own requirements
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#21 - zipov (06/21/2016) [-]
Heh heh, I wish you good luck in life, and even more luck in finding a mate who will put up with your petty and prickly personality.

You won this argument entirely and I must retreat in shame.
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#22 - sherlockbatman (06/21/2016) [-]
Thanks for the thought, but I'm already in a committed relationship and I'm very happy with who I have
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#23 - zipov (06/21/2016) [-]
Yes, having hands is great, isn't it?
#24 - sherlockbatman (06/21/2016) [-]
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it really is great. she has hands as well
and I've always thought her hands looked very nice
I don't know how she keeps them so soft
#25 - zipov (06/21/2016) [-]
Are you also a normal, nice person and only a dickhead on FJ, like me?
#26 - sherlockbatman (06/21/2016) [-]
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no, I'm much more interesting than that
#24 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 06/20/2016 on Time to Bail 0
#11 - I was actually gonna sit down and marathon through a lot of th…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2016 on A true comeback story 0
#12 - skatin (06/20/2016) [-]
Background noise with some humor, that's why I watch Louie before bed while I'm screwing around with my tablet.
#9 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2016 on A true comeback story +1
#10 - skatin (06/20/2016) [-]
Haha that actually made me laugh out loud. Fucking gold.

If you like humor like that, finding dory might be up your alley. I enjoyed it a lot.
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#11 - sherlockbatman (06/20/2016) [-]
I was actually gonna sit down and marathon through a lot of this show until this writer said that was the funniest joke
I realized that all the funniest moments were probably the handful of screencapped scenes that keep getting reposted everywhere and everything else is probably slice of life filler with boring comedy for people's parents
like how modern family has a couple moments that make you chuckle, but it's not something to look for to watch. like the office or something. it's alright if it's just playing on tv and nothing's on
it's not good, but it's good background noise
#12 - skatin (06/20/2016) [-]
Background noise with some humor, that's why I watch Louie before bed while I'm screwing around with my tablet.