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Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
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#46 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/18/2016 on Femanon has a bad first date +5
#67 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2016 on HEY LOOK BOOBS +1
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#74 - RomanR (05/18/2016) [-]
You seem to believe that cunts like this think rationally... They do not, my friend
#61 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/17/2016 on Superman hates immigrants +2
#60 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/17/2016 on Lego Bullet Train 0
#52 - "I know 'No' doesn't mean no, but...surely some word mu… 05/17/2016 on wet napkin bacon strip. +2
#114 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/17/2016 on It`s not like this +1
#23 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/17/2016 on Stretch battle 0
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#18 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/17/2016 on Social interaction tips 0
#36 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/17/2016 on Batman is--- 0
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#34 - >running a **** themed account way to be a tryhard 05/17/2016 on Little Mac fights anon 0
#105 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2016 on MELT ALL THE THINGS! 0
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#106 - djdragontwist (05/18/2016) [-]
Thanks man
#104 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/17/2016 on MELT ALL THE THINGS! 0
#40 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/17/2016 on no reset 0
#39 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/17/2016 on no reset +3
#142 - "wow, I **** **** up when I'm drunk...guess there's liter… 05/17/2016 on Anon with the legal advice.. 0
#89 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 05/17/2016 on It`s not like this 0
#87 - sounds like she's looking for her own fun, but trying to keep … 05/17/2016 on It`s not like this +4
#83 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2016 on It`s not like this -1
#110 - anon (05/17/2016) [-]
No it's not, you dribbling idiot, that's just what people try to use it for, because aparently you fucks hate double standards, but then call male victims of adultery cuck?
You perpetuate your own sexism, you're like tumblr.
#114 - sherlockbatman (05/17/2016) [-]
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Oxford dictionary: The husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.

Merriam-Webster dictionary: a man whose wife has sex with someone else : a man's whose wife commits adultery

Cambridge dictionary: a man whose wife deceives him by having a sexual relationship with another man
#90 - anon (05/17/2016) [-]
You shouldnt be getting thumbed down because you are right. Too many people only know the "cuckold" as a porn fetish and assume thats its original use.

If your wife is fucking other people and other people now it then you are a cuckhold
#80 - Picture 05/17/2016 on It`s not like this +15
#260 - they know what kids want... 05/17/2016 on red and black +7
#140 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2016 on Anon with the legal advice.. 0
#141 - slobiscuit (05/17/2016) [-]
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**slobiscuit rolled image**But what they are doing is just assuming that people are just fine and normal when drunk.

"dont fucking drive drunk"

wont help much if you cant even think straight.
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#142 - sherlockbatman (05/17/2016) [-]
"wow, I fuck shit up when I'm drunk...guess there's literally no solution. it's out of my control, time to drive to the bar again."


just stop drinking. stop getting drunk
#138 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/17/2016 on Anon with the legal advice.. 0
#139 - slobiscuit (05/17/2016) [-]
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**slobiscuit rolled image**Oh my god, people. Learn to read. Do you not understand English???

When did I say that, huh? Did I say its not your fault if you are drunk? No.

You people are fucking retarded, like holy shit...
#140 - sherlockbatman (05/17/2016) [-]
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no one's saying you're wrong, you're technically correct
they're mad that you're offering excuses for drunk drivers
it's like you're claiming it's less their fault when you say they were unable to think clearly or make good decisions because of the alcohol
that might not be what you meant, but it's what you said and that's how it comes off
#141 - slobiscuit (05/17/2016) [-]
**slobiscuit used "*roll picture*"**
**slobiscuit rolled image**But what they are doing is just assuming that people are just fine and normal when drunk.

"dont fucking drive drunk"

wont help much if you cant even think straight.
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#142 - sherlockbatman (05/17/2016) [-]
"wow, I fuck shit up when I'm drunk...guess there's literally no solution. it's out of my control, time to drive to the bar again."


just stop drinking. stop getting drunk
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#7 - porridgesque (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
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#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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