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#80 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/17/2016 on Trade Yo SKiLLZ 4 SKiLLZ 0
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#98 - itssakamoto (08/17/2016) [-]
Yes, tell me, a 16 year old with no work experience and no contacts, more about getting money with knowledge in a land where work experience and contacts is everything, even if you knew thermonuclear astrophysics
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#84 - lolollo (08/17/2016) [-]
Not every skill transfers simply into society.
#88 - sherlockbatman (08/17/2016) [-]
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a skill that has no societal use is a talent
talents are not real skills
some talents are actually just entertaining skills
playing an instrument or sport well is a skill
they can be practiced, hard-learned abilities, but if they're totally useless, they're party tricks

"I spent 5 years perfecting my elbow-quarter-stack-catch technique"
"I can play guitar hero one-handed while making trick beer pong shots with the other and playing the kazoo with my ass"
"I'm amazing at yo-yoing"
those are not skills, these are useless
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#90 - lolollo (08/17/2016) [-]
A skill doesn't have to lack social relevance to not translate simply into society. I have skills in emergency medicine, remedial psychological analysis, and social and personal planning (a fancy way of saying "I can look at an emergency situation and be able to objectively look at every possible course of action along with the relevant implications"). Please tell me of a way those can translate into society when you don't have money.
#93 - sherlockbatman (08/17/2016) [-]
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are you kidding? those are incredibly useful skills
get a job in emergency medical services
safety inspector
emergency procedure planner/adviser/coordinator
security testing
event planner
personal assistant
life coach
there are too many jobs that your broad set of skills can cover and overlap to fully list
don't sell yourself short, those are very applicable skills
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#95 - lolollo (08/17/2016) [-]
Trust me, I've thought it over.

EMT: Have to get certification in NREMT with all of the relevant upkeep. While being able to to the job makes me feel accomplished, the 12-16 hour shifts just to deal with old people and homeless assholes is a little unappealing.
Psychology: Current plan, still takes a lot of schooling.
Life coach: No one's gonna take a 24 year old millenial seriously in this social climate.
Security: Current backup plan, working well so far...
Personal assistant: lolno

Meanwhile, rent is still a thing and my car hates me...
#3 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 08/17/2016 on How to Properly Pew Pew +217
#230 - wetharmonica (08/18/2016) [-]
Technically, firing sideways with an AK-47 is a justified tactic when you are proned and are using the sights, because the gun is so damn tall and you want to present a smaller target.
#165 - muken (08/18/2016) [-]
Am I the only one who thinks shooting pistols sideways looks dumb too?
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#199 - itsapirateslife (08/18/2016) [-]
no
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#153 - rainbowrush (08/18/2016) [-]
Wouldn't you hold it partly sideways if firing from under cover?
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#40 - vorarephilia (08/18/2016) [-]
He's just protecting his pizza place nigga
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#326 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 08/17/2016 on I tried hunting once, its... +2
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#167 - >that boar one >doesn't even mention the counter att…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/17/2016 on Stolen Knowledge +11
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#221 - idunnowhatthefck (08/17/2016) [-]
GS Master Race.
#313 - thejudgingmoose (08/17/2016) [-]
Gunlance user reporting for duty. Lemme knock it down for you.
#339 - anon (08/23/2016) [-]
FELLOW GUNLANCER, LET ME JOIN YOU IN THE PLEASURE THAT IS WORSHIPPING THE BEST WEAPON!

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#172 - mytwocents (08/17/2016) [-]
#159 - "yeah, climb something everyone knows crocs can't cli… 08/17/2016 on Stolen Knowledge +4
#157 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2016 on Stolen Knowledge 0
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#214 - nomorevideos (08/17/2016) [-]
>:/ how the hell can bees see me underwater?