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|#80 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… [+] (6 new replies)||08/17/2016 on Trade Yo SKiLLZ 4 SKiLLZ||0|
#88 - sherlockbatman (08/17/2016) [-]
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a skill that has no societal use is a talent
talents are not real skills
some talents are actually just entertaining skills
playing an instrument or sport well is a skill
they can be practiced, hard-learned abilities, but if they're totally useless, they're party tricks
"I spent 5 years perfecting my elbow-quarter-stack-catch technique"
"I can play guitar hero one-handed while making trick beer pong shots with the other and playing the kazoo with my ass"
"I'm amazing at yo-yoing"
those are not skills, these are useless
#90 - lolollo (08/17/2016) [-]
A skill doesn't have to lack social relevance to not translate simply into society. I have skills in emergency medicine, remedial psychological analysis, and social and personal planning (a fancy way of saying "I can look at an emergency situation and be able to objectively look at every possible course of action along with the relevant implications"). Please tell me of a way those can translate into society when you don't have money.
#93 - sherlockbatman (08/17/2016) [-]
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are you kidding? those are incredibly useful skills
get a job in emergency medical services
emergency procedure planner/adviser/coordinator
there are too many jobs that your broad set of skills can cover and overlap to fully list
don't sell yourself short, those are very applicable skills
#95 - lolollo (08/17/2016) [-]
Trust me, I've thought it over.
EMT: Have to get certification in NREMT with all of the relevant upkeep. While being able to to the job makes me feel accomplished, the 12-16 hour shifts just to deal with old people and homeless assholes is a little unappealing.
Psychology: Current plan, still takes a lot of schooling.
Life coach: No one's gonna take a 24 year old millenial seriously in this social climate.
Security: Current backup plan, working well so far...
Personal assistant: lolno
Meanwhile, rent is still a thing and my car hates me...
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