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sherlockbatman

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Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:3/27/2015
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#320 - I don't know what that cop was into. and I think they can…  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on DUI checkpoints -2
User avatar #326 - formidablebunny (18 hours ago) [-]
I... I just Google'd it. Snot fetish is a thing. O.O. fuck. Now I'm worried
They probably could have tried to get more for dangerous driving, but I explained what happened, and I think he understood that the pothole was hidden by then hill, as well as the badly timed sneeze.
#317 - *TL;DR  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on DUI checkpoints -2
User avatar #319 - formidablebunny (18 hours ago) [-]
Fuck no, the smiley improved it.
#316 - TL R "I flirted my way out of a ticket"  [+] (5 new replies) 18 hours ago on DUI checkpoints -8
User avatar #318 - formidablebunny (18 hours ago) [-]
With my face covered in snot.
I bet I looked so fucking attractive.
Also, how would I get a ticket? He pulled me as a suspected DUI, and I wasn't drunk, so there was no problem.
User avatar #320 - sherlockbatman (18 hours ago) [-]
I don't know what that cop was into.
and I think they can just toss those "reckless driving" tickets at anyone for the smallest things
User avatar #326 - formidablebunny (18 hours ago) [-]
I... I just Google'd it. Snot fetish is a thing. O.O. fuck. Now I'm worried
They probably could have tried to get more for dangerous driving, but I explained what happened, and I think he understood that the pothole was hidden by then hill, as well as the badly timed sneeze.
User avatar #317 - sherlockbatman (18 hours ago) [-]
*TL;DR
User avatar #319 - formidablebunny (18 hours ago) [-]
Fuck no, the smiley improved it.
#39 - >superman has trigger words 18 hours ago on Superheroes sext +2
#25 - maybe back in the middle ages, when she was only 45 years old  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on the wurld +51
User avatar #28 - britexplain (03/26/2015) [-]
53* to be specific.
#8 - how do you fit 10 pounds of weed in one sack?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2015 on DANK +19
User avatar #19 - SteyrAUG (03/26/2015) [-]
You really think people that worship weed understand concepts like density?
#33 - deadfed (03/26/2015) [-]
We can tell the difference between light fluffy nugs and nice dense nugs. Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #14 - floopdawhoop (03/26/2015) [-]
You get a sack big enough for 10 pounds
#49 - Picture 03/25/2015 on Snug 0
#20 - Picture 03/24/2015 on Bruh +2
#14 - Picture 03/24/2015 on Dem Facts #2 +8
#41 - Picture 03/24/2015 on We Need More Of These 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#8 - admin (03/21/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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Hi sherlockbatman! Hi! I'm your new North Korean slave mine worker kid! Please feed me!
User avatar #7 - porridgesque ONLINE (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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