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sherlockbatman

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Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:7/01/2015
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#11 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 3 hours ago on animated boxer 0
#11 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (11 new replies) 3 hours ago on Anon's Coke fueled rage +5
User avatar #15 - wrpen (2 hours ago) [-]
Don't have to wear a fedora to know that even a bokken will rek any black guy with nothing but your TV to defend himself with.
#12 - tripleskit (3 hours ago) [-]
Don't have to wear a fedora to know that a katana the real ones are one of the best weapons for cutting through thin armour and flesh. Just saying.
User avatar #22 - Lainge (12 minutes ago) [-]
Things better than a katana for cutting through flesh/armour.
-A chainsaw
-An Electric Carving Knife
-English style longsword
-A blunt object + muscle
-Bullets

Things more useful than a katana for defending yourself with.
-A gun
-A second gun
-A small miniature gun
-A larger gun
-A spear
-A locked door
-Police
-A gun
-A baseball bat
-A crowbar
-Martial Arts training
-A taser
-A gun
#24 - Rascal (6 minutes ago) [-]
Everything aside, just for cutting flesh, if you have two people equally trained with their weapon, I'd give it to the katana. The longsword's heft makes it more adept at hacking and breaking bones, but as a result it's also less sharp.

Though, since it's self defense, the easier a weapon is to use, the longsword is better. Simple, sturdy, effective.
#23 - tripleskit (9 minutes ago) [-]
"one of the best weapons" One. Never said it was the best. Never said others aren't better. Although a chainsaw? C'mon man.
User avatar #16 - jzwangpk (41 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah...only if you know how to use it. It's also one of the best things to accidentally cut your limbs off with. I guarantee you 95% of people who own a katana have no idea how the fuck to use it and have probably just watched 47 Ronin too many times or waste away hours playing Left 4 Dead.
#17 - tripleskit (39 minutes ago) [-]
Didn't say anything about that. Not knowing how to use a drill doesn't mean it doesn't drill holes. Your just doing it wrong.
User avatar #19 - jzwangpk (36 minutes ago) [-]
Yes, but my point was that knowing that a katana is one of the best weapons for cutting through thin armour and flesh and knowing how to use a katana for cutting through thin armour and flesh are two very different things.

In other words, wasn't saying you're wrong; just saying that in the context of the original comment, having a bokken and katana by the bed is hardly the same thing as actually being able to use them to fuck up a thief.
User avatar #13 - toaofmemory (3 hours ago) [-]
Not armor, just flesh
#14 - tripleskit (2 hours ago) [-]
Thin armour as in leather and clothes.
#18 - brassydolphin (38 minutes ago) [-]
A T-shirt isn't armour
#25 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Black Twitter Compilation #65 0
User avatar #33 - gameshredder (2 hours ago) [-]
Sailor Justice Warrior
#45 - **sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman r… 3 hours ago on life hacks... 0
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#9 - murrlogic (05/20/2015) [-]
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User avatar #7 - porridgesque ONLINE (04/16/2012) [-]
You've sent me flying into laughter.

Thanks bro,
#2 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Hey you. Do you want to celebrate my birthday with me?
#4 to #3 - doki (07/20/2011) [-]
Mmm. Floor cake.
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