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#19 - Picture 11/11/2013 on Metal As Fuck +7
#82 - ***** you say? 11/11/2013 on The spontaneous... +5
#20 - HAHA! I just saw this season you sir/madam are the man/woman 10/18/2013 on I wonder if it is a padiddle +1
#35 - I know I have something somewhere... OH YES here it is. 10/18/2013 on Latios the licker +2
#64 - You will never EVER EVER feel as bad from a feel post as the l… 10/18/2013 on old people +1
#38 - GFW man in house 10/13/2013 on A Ghost's best Friend 0
#23 - haha this made my day thanks. 10/13/2013 on Alternative energy +5
#27 - I knew I had something somewhere. 09/29/2013 on The first and last things... +5
#7 - haha, you got me there. Thumb for you antistar  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2013 on We have all done this 0
#12 - braveblue (09/26/2013) [-]
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#17 - NO pls stop. It's too much no pls no leapinglizard stahp. To many puns  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on Wish I could get that ass 0
User avatar #18 - leapinglizard (09/23/2013) [-]
that was so staged... look he flinched like 2 seconds before the cookies fell.... bad boy give those cookies back
#15 - I'm done. I can't internet anymore today. It's 3 a.m. and I lo…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Wish I could get that ass +1
User avatar #16 - leapinglizard (09/23/2013) [-]
sorry didnt mean to go afoul with that pun
#17 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
NO pls stop. It's too much no pls no leapinglizard stahp. To many puns
User avatar #18 - leapinglizard (09/23/2013) [-]
that was so staged... look he flinched like 2 seconds before the cookies fell.... bad boy give those cookies back
#28 - NOOOOOO, my reputation is ruined!!! All the girls will call me…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on 458 +4
#29 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Mwa haha. Mwa haha hahah!
#26 - Thanks, and psh always and forever. AS LONG AS I AM AROUND NO …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on 458 +2
#27 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
YAY!
#24 - No, pls not adorable, guys aren't adorable!!!!  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2013 on 458 +3
#25 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Too late. You're permanently labled adorable in my mind. Don't worry, I've been labled adorable by a couple of my friend's too. x3
#28 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
NOOOOOO, my reputation is ruined!!! All the girls will call me adorable now MUST REESTABLISH masculinity.
#29 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Mwa haha. Mwa haha hahah!
#20 - Your mistake was thinking I am a human!. But yeah, I am sure y…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/23/2013 on 458 +3
#21 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
*Chuckles and just hugs you.* x3 Yer adorabibble. :3
#24 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
No, pls not adorable, guys aren't adorable!!!!
#25 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Too late. You're permanently labled adorable in my mind. Don't worry, I've been labled adorable by a couple of my friend's too. x3
#28 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
NOOOOOO, my reputation is ruined!!! All the girls will call me adorable now MUST REESTABLISH masculinity.
#29 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Mwa haha. Mwa haha hahah!
#15 - Who are these awesome people you speak of  [+] (8 new replies) 09/23/2013 on 458 +3
#16 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
You and Drac. It's been a while since I've have my faith in humanity boosted like this.
#20 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
Your mistake was thinking I am a human!. But yeah, I am sure you would do the same. Someone with a name as cool as WHYTEMANE must be just as awesome, if not more awesome than myself.
#21 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
*Chuckles and just hugs you.* x3 Yer adorabibble. :3
#24 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
No, pls not adorable, guys aren't adorable!!!!
#25 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Too late. You're permanently labled adorable in my mind. Don't worry, I've been labled adorable by a couple of my friend's too. x3
#28 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
NOOOOOO, my reputation is ruined!!! All the girls will call me adorable now MUST REESTABLISH masculinity.
#29 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Mwa haha. Mwa haha hahah!
#19 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
I like boosting faith in humanity.
#14 - Just remember there are people there for you if you need them.…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2013 on 458 +3
User avatar #17 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
Good luck on your exams!
And if I ever need someone to talk to, I know where to go. ^^ Thanks for cheering me up, and I hope your day goes well too.
#26 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
Thanks, and psh always and forever. AS LONG AS I AM AROUND NO ONE SHALL BE UPSET!
#27 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
YAY!
#9 - Sleep is important, and wow what a shame this is the first fri…  [+] (17 new replies) 09/23/2013 on 458 +3
User avatar #10 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
I like that mentality.

And those are pretty epic shades.
#14 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
Just remember there are people there for you if you need them. Including myself if you check a down or just find yourself needing someone to talk to feel free to message. I think it's time for this procrastinator to go to sleep, he has work to do tomorrow last minute. And some exams to take as well. It was great meeting you regardless or not of the circumstances. Have a great day dractheripper!

Pic again related it's me going into my engineering exams.
User avatar #17 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
Good luck on your exams!
And if I ever need someone to talk to, I know where to go. ^^ Thanks for cheering me up, and I hope your day goes well too.
#26 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
Thanks, and psh always and forever. AS LONG AS I AM AROUND NO ONE SHALL BE UPSET!
#27 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
YAY!
#12 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
You two are AWESOME people.
#15 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
Who are these awesome people you speak of
#16 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
You and Drac. It's been a while since I've have my faith in humanity boosted like this.
#20 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
Your mistake was thinking I am a human!. But yeah, I am sure you would do the same. Someone with a name as cool as WHYTEMANE must be just as awesome, if not more awesome than myself.
#21 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
*Chuckles and just hugs you.* x3 Yer adorabibble. :3
#24 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
No, pls not adorable, guys aren't adorable!!!!
#25 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Too late. You're permanently labled adorable in my mind. Don't worry, I've been labled adorable by a couple of my friend's too. x3
#28 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
NOOOOOO, my reputation is ruined!!! All the girls will call me adorable now MUST REESTABLISH masculinity.
#29 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Mwa haha. Mwa haha hahah!
#19 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
I like boosting faith in humanity.
#13 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
You are awesome too.
#18 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Heh. Love the gif.
#7 - Yeah, sorry about the English it's 2 A.M. and I have college t…  [+] (19 new replies) 09/23/2013 on 458 +2
#8 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
It's 3 am here and considering I have to get up at 5 anyway sleep is no option right now.
And I'm slowly working on getting over all of the bullshit my father put me through, and it's gotten better over the years (I stopped speaking to him when I was 13, as I was about 5000% done with him) But I still have some kinks to work out.
Also, you're right about my fiance having me in mind when he decided to go into the military. I tend to turn to art when I'm stressed or down, immersing myself in my work and fantasy helps me forget.

I enjoy hugs too. As well as Calvin and Hobbes.
#9 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
Sleep is important, and wow what a shame this is the first friend request I've received on funnyjunk....huh. Yea, like I said everyone has their kinks I have pretty much the same issue but with my mom, but in the end I choose to live by the fact your family doesn't choose you. You choose your family... to elaborate although we are born into a family, our true family is the people we choose to acknowledge as our own. In the end I feel those you choose > those who think they are entitled to your affection because you are related. In the end it's about those you care for and the small things they do for you that matter. Just live by the mentality that I do, which is I am awesome and anyone who thinks differently can go find some other amazing person to spend their time with.

Pic related, that's me with my new shades.
User avatar #10 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
I like that mentality.

And those are pretty epic shades.
#14 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
Just remember there are people there for you if you need them. Including myself if you check a down or just find yourself needing someone to talk to feel free to message. I think it's time for this procrastinator to go to sleep, he has work to do tomorrow last minute. And some exams to take as well. It was great meeting you regardless or not of the circumstances. Have a great day dractheripper!

Pic again related it's me going into my engineering exams.
User avatar #17 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
Good luck on your exams!
And if I ever need someone to talk to, I know where to go. ^^ Thanks for cheering me up, and I hope your day goes well too.
#26 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
Thanks, and psh always and forever. AS LONG AS I AM AROUND NO ONE SHALL BE UPSET!
#27 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
YAY!
#12 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
You two are AWESOME people.
#15 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
Who are these awesome people you speak of
#16 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
You and Drac. It's been a while since I've have my faith in humanity boosted like this.
#20 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
Your mistake was thinking I am a human!. But yeah, I am sure you would do the same. Someone with a name as cool as WHYTEMANE must be just as awesome, if not more awesome than myself.
#21 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
*Chuckles and just hugs you.* x3 Yer adorabibble. :3
#24 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
No, pls not adorable, guys aren't adorable!!!!
#25 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Too late. You're permanently labled adorable in my mind. Don't worry, I've been labled adorable by a couple of my friend's too. x3
#28 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
NOOOOOO, my reputation is ruined!!! All the girls will call me adorable now MUST REESTABLISH masculinity.
#29 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Mwa haha. Mwa haha hahah!
#19 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
I like boosting faith in humanity.
#13 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
You are awesome too.
#18 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Heh. Love the gif.
#5 - You'll get through it. As a kid coming from a military family …  [+] (21 new replies) 09/23/2013 on 458 +3
#6 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
Technically I'm a Navy brat but my mum left my dad when I was young so I never really got used to the lifestyle, and because my dad is an abusive asshole I have some major baggage with military/ certain military personnel. I'm working through all that though..

The only problem with the whole keeping busy ordeal is that I hate my job, I have one friend I actually hang out with and she's busy a lot, and I'm extremely introverted so the most socialisation I do is through internet.
But I'll probably just end up devoting most of my time to sculpting.

By the way, I'd probably hug you if you in front of me and you said that. Not meaning to be creepy..

On a side note this gif. sums up how I feel about my fiance leaving for the military. I want to be proud and happy but everything else is getting in the way.
#7 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, sorry about the English it's 2 A.M. and I have college to get to in the morning bleh. Navy/Army/etc.etc it doesn't matter we all go through the same ordeal. The thing you have to remember is everyone has their faults and everyone has their rough patches. What makes us the person we are is how we take those abusive relationships and mold ourselves into better people. Your fiance is doing what they are doing because in the end they feel it is right, and definitely has you in their mind when making decisions like that. Honestly sculpting is a good thing to do, as long as you remain busy. But, I can't stress it enough how you have to make sure you keep talking and talking and not shutting down on yourself. Major problems when it comes to things like these are the person because so inner on themselves and so lonely that they back lash. You just have to remember there are always people around that can sympathize and share your feelings with so never never regress into solitude because as humans we are symbiotic. Trust me, I have been there my mom left my dad while I was 16 and then my father passed away on active duty from a bad heart afterwards and to much stress in training so I lived virtually on my own since 16 in a foreign country, with people I barely knew. You're going to feel bad but it's what you don't do while feeling bad that is key. Also I always enjoy hugs.
#8 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
It's 3 am here and considering I have to get up at 5 anyway sleep is no option right now.
And I'm slowly working on getting over all of the bullshit my father put me through, and it's gotten better over the years (I stopped speaking to him when I was 13, as I was about 5000% done with him) But I still have some kinks to work out.
Also, you're right about my fiance having me in mind when he decided to go into the military. I tend to turn to art when I'm stressed or down, immersing myself in my work and fantasy helps me forget.

I enjoy hugs too. As well as Calvin and Hobbes.
#9 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
Sleep is important, and wow what a shame this is the first friend request I've received on funnyjunk....huh. Yea, like I said everyone has their kinks I have pretty much the same issue but with my mom, but in the end I choose to live by the fact your family doesn't choose you. You choose your family... to elaborate although we are born into a family, our true family is the people we choose to acknowledge as our own. In the end I feel those you choose > those who think they are entitled to your affection because you are related. In the end it's about those you care for and the small things they do for you that matter. Just live by the mentality that I do, which is I am awesome and anyone who thinks differently can go find some other amazing person to spend their time with.

Pic related, that's me with my new shades.
User avatar #10 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
I like that mentality.

And those are pretty epic shades.
#14 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
Just remember there are people there for you if you need them. Including myself if you check a down or just find yourself needing someone to talk to feel free to message. I think it's time for this procrastinator to go to sleep, he has work to do tomorrow last minute. And some exams to take as well. It was great meeting you regardless or not of the circumstances. Have a great day dractheripper!

Pic again related it's me going into my engineering exams.
User avatar #17 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
Good luck on your exams!
And if I ever need someone to talk to, I know where to go. ^^ Thanks for cheering me up, and I hope your day goes well too.
#26 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
Thanks, and psh always and forever. AS LONG AS I AM AROUND NO ONE SHALL BE UPSET!
#27 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
YAY!
#12 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
You two are AWESOME people.
#15 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
Who are these awesome people you speak of
#16 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
You and Drac. It's been a while since I've have my faith in humanity boosted like this.
#20 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
Your mistake was thinking I am a human!. But yeah, I am sure you would do the same. Someone with a name as cool as WHYTEMANE must be just as awesome, if not more awesome than myself.
#21 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
*Chuckles and just hugs you.* x3 Yer adorabibble. :3
#24 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
No, pls not adorable, guys aren't adorable!!!!
#25 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Too late. You're permanently labled adorable in my mind. Don't worry, I've been labled adorable by a couple of my friend's too. x3
#28 - sheathedfang (09/23/2013) [-]
NOOOOOO, my reputation is ruined!!! All the girls will call me adorable now MUST REESTABLISH masculinity.
#29 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Mwa haha. Mwa haha hahah!
#19 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
I like boosting faith in humanity.
#13 - dractheripper (09/23/2013) [-]
You are awesome too.
#18 - Whytemane (09/23/2013) [-]
Heh. Love the gif.
#50 - Found the feminist 09/22/2013 on Gender Discrimination +27
#99 - Dem Peasants 09/22/2013 on Kind of ironic how that... 0
#39 - This is the greatest picture ever. 09/20/2013 on BUT HE IS TRYING SO HARD +20
#27 - Yeah, same it was the first thing I thought of then noticed th… 09/19/2013 on romantic feels 0
#26 - I haven't yet seen it actually but I enjoyed the books.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2013 on romantic feels 0
User avatar #41 - flevee (09/19/2013) [-]
oh wow. forgot that we were writing on someone's post. but once you mentioned it, yes. great series.

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