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sharknik

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:12/31/2010
Last Login:5/24/2015
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Comment Ranking:#830
Highest Content Rank:#7544
Highest Comment Rank:#586
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Times Content Favorited:4 times
Total Comments Made:1758
FJ Points:10649

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#7 - >> #4 , I gotta agree with him on this one, adding multi…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Feminism in the world +14
#30 - mrgreentabasco (04/21/2015) [-]
Thats not true at all. At somepoint a game is over. There is just nothing to do anymore. But multilayer can revive a game in a great way. Look at Dont starve. It was great in single player, but in multiplayer its fucking outstanding hilarious.
#27 - anonymous (04/20/2015) [-]
But there's only one purple line......
#73 - anon forever cockteasing 04/19/2015 on Absolutely Disgusting +2
#15 - It tastes exactly the same, I do it all the time, and everyone…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on IT'S BACK! 0
User avatar #16 - saltyfries (04/19/2015) [-]
besides, isn't it cheaper just to buy the drink instead of 2 separate drinks?
#4 - I just want to point out that I've worked at Taco Bell, and yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2015 on IT'S BACK! +1
User avatar #6 - saltyfries (04/19/2015) [-]
no thanks on the sticky, and I think it's been proven it doesn't exactly taste the same
User avatar #15 - sharknik (04/19/2015) [-]
It tastes exactly the same, I do it all the time, and everyone I've ever told this too has said the same.
User avatar #16 - saltyfries (04/19/2015) [-]
besides, isn't it cheaper just to buy the drink instead of 2 separate drinks?
#10 - Oh okay I spend my time catching 719 of these cunts in game bu… 04/18/2015 on I want to be the 0
#1 - >his ten inch penis was too large Girl get a fukke…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Absolutely Disgusting +101
User avatar #68 - johnrocks (04/19/2015) [-]
A friend of mine (girl) dated a guy with a ten inch dick. She matched me up with a girl I really fell for. That girl eventually dumped me, and then had a threesome with my friend and her bf.

#59 - sherlockbatman (04/19/2015) [-]
#22 - zaphodcoolfrood (04/19/2015) [-]
#21 - anonymous (04/19/2015) [-]
Lots of people are around the 8-10" range, its not as rare as you think. Im just a 19 year old kid and i've been nearly 8 since i was 14, people develop at different ages
User avatar #79 - coolmcbob (04/19/2015) [-]
Everybody just insecure about themselves and don't want to admit people have big dicks. I'm 20 and have 7.5 inches that I've had since I was like 15.
Good ol bandwagon thumbers, never change fj.
User avatar #60 - niimajneb (04/19/2015) [-]
I'm around 8.5 inches and I've literally seen one dick around the same size as mine or bigger, and I've seen a lot of dicks. Quit yer bullshit.
#49 - anonymous (04/19/2015) [-]
Dude. The official meaurements are from the top of the base of the shaft, to tip of the head.

Just because you're measuring from the bottom of the sac after stretching it as far down as humanly possible, doesn't mean you're going to have more shaft to put in her.
It just means you're either a tool or a retard.

I max out at 5.8 inches which is slightly above average, even excluding asians. But you know what?
I realize it doesn't fucking matter to a woman.
Mainly because I'm 5'2" tall and a nerd with bad hygeine so it doesn't matter how long my dick is.
User avatar #58 - roflnaut (04/19/2015) [-]
I feel ya. My dick is probably average at best, but it is not like my girlfriend cares. It has always gotten the job done and then some.
#44 - junkbumpkin (04/19/2015) [-]
You've been 8 since you were 14? I bet a ton of people would pay you for your magical fountain of youth
User avatar #43 - guidoforlife (04/19/2015) [-]
"nearly 8"
sooo, 4? 5?
User avatar #48 - cheeseboyofdoom (04/19/2015) [-]
everyones 8 inches on the internet
User avatar #37 - kiaserzerg (04/19/2015) [-]
#4 - You see, comrade- No comrade, is no seeing into the water,…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Photographers +21
User avatar #5 - yourinvisiblegf (04/17/2015) [-]
you see Ivan, when coming of near enemies
they are of looking for human face
so you come be seeing with camera

inspiration yaaaaaah
#18 - moronsky (04/18/2015) [-]
You see Ivan, if holding camera like me, camera becomes 3rd eye because of fear of drowning in lake 3rd eye to see where to go in order not to drown I guess
pls don't judge me
#2 - Okay yeah except people have been faking being older since lon…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on Welcome to our generation +1
#9 - anonymous (04/16/2015) [-]
hes talking bout porn sites.



if not then i'm fucked.
#3 - POUTINE PALACE GOT A FAT SACK DOWN ON THE TRAIN … 04/16/2015 on Beyond My Power +34
#6 - Not sure if trolling or retarded.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Disturbance in Human Rights -1
#7 - uselessmemer (04/16/2015) [-]
I think we know who is retarded then
#8 - uselessmemer (04/16/2015) [-]
Cant handle the heat get out of the kitchen
#3 - I had the opposite problem where I knew how it was pronounced,…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on Quiche +18
User avatar #5 - morphodite (04/16/2015) [-]
I actually didn't know how it was spelled until reading this post.
#3 - sciencexplain it's time.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on self sorting food coloring +1
User avatar #13 - sandmansniper (04/17/2015) [-]
They have different polarities. Think what happens when you put oil in water.
#2 - Picture 04/16/2015 on her face when +1
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on her face when +1
#2 - sharknik (04/16/2015) [-]
#6 - Comment -5, here I am! 04/15/2015 on can you 0
#18 - Sorry, but not sorry. I did not take the time to read… 04/14/2015 on Biologist Confirm God... +1
#16 - This was an article on The Onion from about a year ago …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Biologist Confirm God... +1
#17 - towerofpower (04/14/2015) [-]
It's a shame I totally didn't provide a link to the article, right there under the description.
User avatar #18 - sharknik (04/14/2015) [-]
Sorry, but not sorry.

I did not take the time to read all of the shit that you put in the description, so you can understand how someone in my position could have missed that tiny link at the end of your great fucking wall of description.
#10 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on So beautiful -1
#14 - yourmomisaslut (04/14/2015) [-]
I love this show, please don't help in turning it into another bending time


Also no, not even close
#49 - >can't afford Listen here you lil **** I ma… 04/14/2015 on Food you can't afford +1
#96 - So far the only themed account I've ever liked 04/14/2015 on Pokesaurs +4
#12 - What is that great white lump? It looks soft and delicious.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on food +1
User avatar #13 - hwaller (04/13/2015) [-]
"Fufu (variants of the name include foofoo, fufuo, foufou, fufuo) is a staple food of many countries in Africa and the Caribbean. It is often made with a flour made from the cassava plant[a] – or alternatively another flour, such as semolina or maize flour."

I found this by google searching "Ethiopian food that looks like mashed potatoes"
#5 - This raises more questions than it answers 04/13/2015 on pornhub sundays 0
#1 - It's not gay if it's on the moon. 04/12/2015 on Fun times on the Moon +150
#32 - I've got two of these things and I don't remember getting eith… 04/12/2015 on All the colors 0
#16 - why not  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2015 on Representation of multicore... +1
#17 - ompalomper (04/11/2015) [-]
i guess i can't argue with that

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#52 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
needs more thread.
needs more thread.
#53 to #52 - sharknik (08/15/2012) [-]
Purple lines, everywhere.
Purple lines, everywhere.
#54 to #53 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
everywhere
everywhere
#58 to #56 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
MAXIMUM   
OVERDANCE
MAXIMUM
OVERDANCE
#59 to #58 - sharknik (08/15/2012) [-]
masinum oberdans
masinum oberdans
#64 to #63 - sharknik (08/15/2012) [-]
Okay, I've been on FJ for like hours, I'm gonna go be a human for a little while. Peace out!
Okay, I've been on FJ for like hours, I'm gonna go be a human for a little while. Peace out!
#65 to #64 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
farewell
farewell
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#30 to #29 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
DANCE THREAD GO
DANCE THREAD GO
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#32 to #31 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
then you random and i dance
then you random and i dance
#66 to #32 - superninjacookie (08/15/2012) [-]
Dancing Tony Stark. 			****		 yes.
Dancing Tony Stark. **** yes.
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#34 to #33 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
that was my only spy
that was my only spy
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#36 to #35 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
just spy or random   
   
.gif makes me cringe
just spy or random

.gif makes me cringe
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#44 to #42 - sharknik (08/15/2012) [-]
I don't know why there's a random thread on my profile...

but I like it...
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#47 to #45 - sharknik (08/15/2012) [-]
Um. DUH
Um. DUH
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User avatar #26 - ultraceegan (01/29/2012) [-]
i will wait till its dont
User avatar #1 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
That was fast.
#22 to #1 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
Couldn't reply to the last, thread too long
Couldn't reply to the last, thread too long
#23 to #22 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
Damn, and i was just about to say "look at all the pretty purple lines!"
Damn, and i was just about to say "look at all the pretty purple lines!"
#24 to #23 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
A few more and it'll look like a track from ExciteBike
#25 to #24 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
Indeed it shall.
Indeed it shall.
#2 to #1 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!?!?
WHO ARE YOU!?!?
User avatar #3 to #2 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
Anna. who are you?
#4 to #3 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
Oh... I knew that. Seeing as I gave you my screen name like an hour ago...
#5 to #4 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
Yep...makes me feel loved
#6 to #5 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
I'm stupid, so sue me. You never told me yours, so how was I to know?
#7 to #6 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
I didn't tell you mine? Well, i stand corrected.
#8 to #7 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
Does this place have IM or something? Refreshing this page every two minutes is becoming tedious.
#9 to #8 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
Not that i can tell. There's the inbox though.
Not that i can tell. There's the inbox though.
#10 to #9 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
Okay now we're just throwing pictures around =p
Okay now we're just throwing pictures around =p
#11 to #10 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
There aren't many times i can use the zoidberg gif.
I just really wanted to use it.
#12 to #11 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
True... I don't get to use this very much either...
True... I don't get to use this very much either...
#14 to #13 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
Gotta love TomSka
Gotta love TomSka
#16 to #15 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
... And then there was silence.
#17 to #16 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
And then there was spiderman.
#18 to #17 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
i just realized something... My folder has no spiderman.
#19 to #18 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
I have sixteen spiderman related pictures.
#20 to #19 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
I'll just find a spiderman thread on 4chan and fukken save it all
I'll just find a spiderman thread on 4chan and fukken save it all
#21 to #20 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
good plan. Here, enjoy some boobies.
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