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sharknik

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:12/31/2010
Last Login:7/05/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#435
Highest Content Rank:#7544
Highest Comment Rank:#434
Content Thumbs: 25 total,  45 ,  20
Comment Thumbs: 16081 total,  17793 ,  1712
Content Level Progress: 38.98% (23/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 58% (580/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:5
Content Views:5614
Times Content Favorited:4 times
Total Comments Made:1905
FJ Points:12927

latest user's comments

#4 - DEA R GO D  [+] (14 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Rich kids +2
User avatar #5 - Sewallman (06/11/2015) [-]
Thar ya bee.

Try doing blue now.
User avatar #6 - sharknik (06/11/2015) [-]
I'm on to your trickery you handsome devil
User avatar #7 - Sewallman (06/11/2015) [-]
try doing some green
User avatar #8 - sharknik (06/11/2015) [-]
ALRIGHT THERE MR 1 PERCENT

I have got three of these damn color things my whole time here because I am radically unpopular

dis niggathrowin colors aroundlike it ain't no thang
#9 - Sewallman (06/11/2015) [-]
I should probably go back to #60AFFE, it's the color of my name.
User avatar #15 - frenzyhero (06/11/2015) [-]
haha striped words very funny
not everybody can have multiple frontpage contents : (
User avatar #18 - Sewallman (06/11/2015) [-]
It's easy as butt cake.

Just post non-cancerous images in mass quantities.
User avatar #22 - waaw (06/12/2015) [-]
Stop showing off your colored text privilege. Not everyone can post in the same colors you can. Also it triggers me that you say that you can get colored text by posting images. It's actually just random who gets colored text.
User avatar #21 - frenzyhero (06/12/2015) [-]
Finding that many pictures of tits and excuses to post them is boring for me though.
User avatar #23 - Sewallman (06/12/2015) [-]
You gotta facebook?

You see funny pictures on that facebook? Click and drag into an upload box. Easy as nigger pies.
User avatar #24 - frenzyhero (06/12/2015) [-]
I dont have a FB.
User avatar #25 - Sewallman (06/12/2015) [-]
Just scroll the user uploaded - rising part of imgur. How's that?
User avatar #49 - hasinvadedyou (06/12/2015) [-]
and here i am, wasting time, getting mine from comments
User avatar #68 - Sewallman (06/13/2015) [-]
I've gotten 70 in a week or two
#2 - ***** I want striped words  [+] (17 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Rich kids +8
#30 - andriod has deleted their comment.
#3 - Sewallman (06/11/2015) [-]
Don't be foolish
User avatar #4 - sharknik (06/11/2015) [-]
DEAR GOD
User avatar #5 - Sewallman (06/11/2015) [-]
Thar ya bee.

Try doing blue now.
User avatar #6 - sharknik (06/11/2015) [-]
I'm on to your trickery you handsome devil
User avatar #7 - Sewallman (06/11/2015) [-]
try doing some green
User avatar #8 - sharknik (06/11/2015) [-]
ALRIGHT THERE MR 1 PERCENT

I have got three of these damn color things my whole time here because I am radically unpopular

dis niggathrowin colors aroundlike it ain't no thang
#9 - Sewallman (06/11/2015) [-]
I should probably go back to #60AFFE, it's the color of my name.
User avatar #15 - frenzyhero (06/11/2015) [-]
haha striped words very funny
not everybody can have multiple frontpage contents : (
User avatar #18 - Sewallman (06/11/2015) [-]
It's easy as butt cake.

Just post non-cancerous images in mass quantities.
User avatar #22 - waaw (06/12/2015) [-]
Stop showing off your colored text privilege. Not everyone can post in the same colors you can. Also it triggers me that you say that you can get colored text by posting images. It's actually just random who gets colored text.
User avatar #21 - frenzyhero (06/12/2015) [-]
Finding that many pictures of tits and excuses to post them is boring for me though.
User avatar #23 - Sewallman (06/12/2015) [-]
You gotta facebook?

You see funny pictures on that facebook? Click and drag into an upload box. Easy as nigger pies.
User avatar #24 - frenzyhero (06/12/2015) [-]
I dont have a FB.
User avatar #25 - Sewallman (06/12/2015) [-]
Just scroll the user uploaded - rising part of imgur. How's that?
User avatar #49 - hasinvadedyou (06/12/2015) [-]
and here i am, wasting time, getting mine from comments
User avatar #68 - Sewallman (06/13/2015) [-]
I've gotten 70 in a week or two
#39 - Picture 06/10/2015 on Anime Soundtrack Comp #6... +5
#8 - this kills the peen 06/10/2015 on MRW "all sex is rape" +1
#51 - I've got a show you'd enjoy The joke is they ju…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2015 on I have many questions +9
#205 - elmuchos (06/10/2015) [-]
#23 - These dumb ***** thumbing you down when two days ago ev…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2015 on The moral high ground. +4
User avatar #55 - penileburglar (06/10/2015) [-]
Maybe because it's possible to agree with his message but disagree with spamming the website with a wall-of-text copypasta?
User avatar #27 - ventusvsroxas (06/09/2015) [-]
He's not getting all these red thumbs because of the 2 second gifs complaint -- believe me, I hate them too. He's getting the red thumbs because of the tumblr-like cancer that is his wall of all caps
#25 - straightbusta (06/09/2015) [-]
We fight the good fight until we can't fight no more
#146 - anon bait too stronk >you guys >complaining that…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2015 on (untitled) 0
#147 - John Cena (06/09/2015) [-]
the op is saying why can't there be more men and everyone in the comments is agreeing they want more masculine gems
#2 - krautchan is a magical place 06/09/2015 on Wehrmacht May Mays 0
#8 - Pepe's Bizzare Adventure: Vento Memeus 06/09/2015 on Aggressive posing 0
#7 - Picture 06/09/2015 on Aggressive posing +3
#5 - TAKE A CLOLOLOLOSER LOOK AT THAT SNMASMA 06/09/2015 on Browsing dank memes when... +57
#1 - I would drop that bitch so fast holy **** , I can clean … 06/09/2015 on It smells like ass +3
#7 - My friend, it's literally legal for ANYONE in this state to gr…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2015 on Colorado 0
User avatar #8 - winstonwolfe (06/09/2015) [-]
Fair enough. I have heard some ridiculous numbers from friends of mine who partake. But supply and demand and strain type dictate prices too.
#5 - Tell Steve to go suck a bucket of ***** . I do … 06/09/2015 on Fuckin crows 0
#5 - P2000. I'm usually an entry fragger, I need extra bullets to c… 06/08/2015 on Ah yes 0
#4 - Comment deleted 06/08/2015 on The Children 0
#6 - Comment deleted 06/08/2015 on oglaf for your pleasure 0
#2 - >tfw netflix eradicated their business and redbox mopped up… 06/08/2015 on Rip +48
#5 - I always wondered, seeing as they explain out other small deta…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/08/2015 on (untitled) +14
#136 - John Cena (06/09/2015) [-]
I think it's because they named them after real gems which usually sound feminine. But you guys are making the same complaints you whine about women/minorities complaining about.
If the post was whining about lack of asians people you'd be pissed.
User avatar #146 - sharknik (06/09/2015) [-]
anon bait too stronk
>you guys
>complaining that they're all women

get real
#147 - John Cena (06/09/2015) [-]
the op is saying why can't there be more men and everyone in the comments is agreeing they want more masculine gems
User avatar #21 - nurples (06/08/2015) [-]
Sleeker, more nimble form. Better at quick movements than a bulky masculine form I guess.
#6 - The pentagon mark, or KB marker, indicates that the pokemon wa… 06/08/2015 on What is love? +1
#1 - >tumblr theories  [+] (7 new replies) 06/08/2015 on Childhood Enhanced +68
User avatar #20 - pickaxe (06/08/2015) [-]
*Mutterfickendes spiel
"Mutterficken spiel" woud be a game about fucking mothers.
#22 - fellatio (06/08/2015) [-]
going off of this its also "Denkst du dass heir eine Mutterfickindes Spiel sind?", germans ask questions by putting the verb first
User avatar #26 - kjoni (06/08/2015) [-]
*ist
User avatar #24 - pickaxe (06/08/2015) [-]
But yes.
User avatar #23 - pickaxe (06/08/2015) [-]
*denkst du,dass das ein mutterfickendes Spiel ist

niqqa,I'm German.
User avatar #11 - melonenwurst (06/08/2015) [-]
*ein muttergeficktes Spiel
#8 - boomerpyro (06/08/2015) [-]
it's a plausible theory though, even if it's not canon
#17 - All these nignogs trying to compete over who has less of a lif… 06/06/2015 on College life is trashy. +16
#39 - CO mentioned Swell with Happiness and beautiful scenery 06/05/2015 on Brain Crack 0
#15 - Comment deleted 06/04/2015 on Calm your Fallout 4 hype 0
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2015 on Calm your Fallout 4 hype 0
#5 - roliga Comment deleted by sharknik
#15 - sharknik Comment deleted by sharknik

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#52 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
needs more thread.
needs more thread.
#53 to #52 - sharknik (08/15/2012) [-]
Purple lines, everywhere.
Purple lines, everywhere.
#54 to #53 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
everywhere
everywhere
#58 to #56 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
MAXIMUM   
OVERDANCE
MAXIMUM
OVERDANCE
#59 to #58 - sharknik (08/15/2012) [-]
masinum oberdans
masinum oberdans
#64 to #63 - sharknik (08/15/2012) [-]
Okay, I've been on FJ for like hours, I'm gonna go be a human for a little while. Peace out!
Okay, I've been on FJ for like hours, I'm gonna go be a human for a little while. Peace out!
#65 to #64 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
farewell
farewell
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#30 to #29 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
DANCE THREAD GO
DANCE THREAD GO
#31 to #30 - theredspyeatspie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#32 to #31 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
then you random and i dance
then you random and i dance
#66 to #32 - superninjacookie (08/15/2012) [-]
Dancing Tony Stark. 			****		 yes.
Dancing Tony Stark. **** yes.
#33 to #32 - theredspyeatspie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#34 to #33 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
that was my only spy
that was my only spy
#35 to #34 - theredspyeatspie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#36 to #35 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
just spy or random   
   
.gif makes me cringe
just spy or random

.gif makes me cringe
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#44 to #42 - sharknik (08/15/2012) [-]
I don't know why there's a random thread on my profile...

but I like it...
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#47 to #45 - sharknik (08/15/2012) [-]
Um. DUH
Um. DUH
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User avatar #26 - ultraceegan (01/29/2012) [-]
i will wait till its dont
User avatar #1 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
That was fast.
#22 to #1 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
Couldn't reply to the last, thread too long
Couldn't reply to the last, thread too long
#23 to #22 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
Damn, and i was just about to say "look at all the pretty purple lines!"
Damn, and i was just about to say "look at all the pretty purple lines!"
#24 to #23 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
A few more and it'll look like a track from ExciteBike
#25 to #24 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
Indeed it shall.
Indeed it shall.
#2 to #1 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!?!?
WHO ARE YOU!?!?
User avatar #3 to #2 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
Anna. who are you?
#4 to #3 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
Oh... I knew that. Seeing as I gave you my screen name like an hour ago...
#5 to #4 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
Yep...makes me feel loved
#6 to #5 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
I'm stupid, so sue me. You never told me yours, so how was I to know?
#7 to #6 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
I didn't tell you mine? Well, i stand corrected.
#8 to #7 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
Does this place have IM or something? Refreshing this page every two minutes is becoming tedious.
#9 to #8 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
Not that i can tell. There's the inbox though.
Not that i can tell. There's the inbox though.
#10 to #9 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
Okay now we're just throwing pictures around =p
Okay now we're just throwing pictures around =p
#11 to #10 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
There aren't many times i can use the zoidberg gif.
I just really wanted to use it.
#12 to #11 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
True... I don't get to use this very much either...
True... I don't get to use this very much either...
#14 to #13 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
Gotta love TomSka
Gotta love TomSka
#16 to #15 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
... And then there was silence.
#17 to #16 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
And then there was spiderman.
#18 to #17 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
i just realized something... My folder has no spiderman.
#19 to #18 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
I have sixteen spiderman related pictures.
#20 to #19 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
I'll just find a spiderman thread on 4chan and fukken save it all
I'll just find a spiderman thread on 4chan and fukken save it all
#21 to #20 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
good plan. Here, enjoy some boobies.
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