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sharknik

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Date Signed Up:12/31/2010
Last Login:4/26/2015
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#8 - Picture 04/04/2015 on Very well made Sm4sh... 0
#142 - Yeah, I can't go two seconds without seeing some right-wing …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2015 on When the comments are full... 0
#145 - fefe (04/03/2015) [-]
mhhhmmm
#140 - I normally don't care for what xskullgirlsx has to say, just c…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/03/2015 on When the comments are full... -4
#352 - davidavidson (04/08/2015) [-]
U are preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty mad there friend

Rofl
#141 - fefe (04/03/2015) [-]
You must have lots of experience with the subject.
User avatar #142 - sharknik (04/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, I can't go two seconds without seeing some right-wing sister-fucking comment he posts.
#145 - fefe (04/03/2015) [-]
mhhhmmm
#29 - "ARE YOU GONNA **** SATAN'S PUSSY?!?! I DON'T THIN… 04/03/2015 on Wrong link -1
#61 - For the love of this site admin please hear this man out …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2015 on Heavy Metal Admin +3
User avatar #132 - jjoorriissjjuuhh (04/02/2015) [-]
We are yelling about this for ages but instead admin is doing shit no one actually wants. There is not even a perk with donating to get ads turned of for a year or something.
#10 - oh god why 04/01/2015 on The longer you look, the... -1
#3 - Let's face it, if America didn't make everything so politicall…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2015 on Japanese TV Show +1
#6 - fefe (04/01/2015) [-]
yeah and what's the deal with not being able to get used panties from vending machines?
#39 - OUR **** IS THAT **** WHICH SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS 03/30/2015 on Anime Explained 0
#12 - I couldn't find anything related to a shark hugging a bi…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on mcburd why are you on 9gag? +3
User avatar #13 - mcburd (03/30/2015) [-]
Oh my.
#10 - >see any bird on internet >post to fj, putting MCBUR…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2015 on mcburd why are you on 9gag? +4
#11 - mcburd (03/30/2015) [-]
You arent the only one.
#12 - sharknik (03/30/2015) [-]
I couldn't find anything related to a shark hugging a bird
with safesearch on
User avatar #13 - mcburd (03/30/2015) [-]
Oh my.
#15 - I think anyone who likes vocaloid music has fallen in love wit…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on Yes, yes I have +1
#56 - meatygoodness (03/30/2015) [-]
#5 - It looks like someone ******* photoshopped the blood on…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Thug Life Cat +4
#6 - scorpidea (03/29/2015) [-]
It would appear you are correct
User avatar #12 - donbionicle (03/30/2015) [-]
Why would anyone do that? It's PrettyBrutal.jpg already.
User avatar #13 - scorpidea (03/30/2015) [-]
No idea...
#35 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Circlejerk -14
#149 - xxxsniparsxxx (03/30/2015) [-]
fucking casual
#122 - cwsamss (03/30/2015) [-]
fucking casual
User avatar #41 - scoobynilo (03/29/2015) [-]
you dont actually get the stone though, you just destroy it.
#19 - We'll make it one day, buddy. 03/29/2015 on The Funny Behind the Junk 4 +1
#5 - Dammit why must you bring up such painful memories  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Chris evans +4
User avatar #6 - hashtronaut (03/27/2015) [-]
mfw U.G.K - One Day
#4 - Test 03/27/2015 on test 0
#2 - Dude, I honestly love your style. Your linework and shading re…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Drawing for FJ (read... +2
#102 - Nah school was great. I loved school.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on People do care +2
User avatar #110 - huskycreeper (03/27/2015) [-]
Well then they were probably just trying to help you take your mind off of things through something you enjoyed. Assuming you're serious, of course.
#97 - If you live to be 150 years old you'll still probably never know it. 03/27/2015 on People do care +3
#94 - >> #47 , >> #18 , >> #49 , >> #56 , &g…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2015 on People do care +7
User avatar #101 - aldothenazi (03/27/2015) [-]
Why'd you include me in that bro ? Gonna kill myself someday anyway so Im not exactly helping you and suicide can be the answer some times.
#119 - include (03/29/2015) [-]
#95 - sultanate (03/27/2015) [-]
#24 - Thank you my friend.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Coincidence? +1
User avatar #72 - katothepotato (03/28/2015) [-]
You're welcome
#33 - My ego? Okay, I thought you might just be trolling. Good to kn…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/27/2015 on People do care +5
User avatar #34 - thematthew (03/27/2015) [-]
yes your ego, your so fucking egotistical that the very thought of someone criticizing you makes you think they are a troll.

what i ment in my last comment is that the chick in the post did something with her problem, and your just whining about no one fixing a problem you have to fix yourself.

User avatar #37 - monkeysniper (03/27/2015) [-]
He's not being egotistical. Not everyone that mentions suicide is crying for attention. Often someone that wants to kill themselves really can't just "Fix" it themselves and genuinely need help.
User avatar #39 - thematthew (03/27/2015) [-]
i agree that you can't just fix the problem, the problem here is the fact that he is not even trying to fix it, he's just complaining about other people getting their lives on track.

i talked about his ego because the second i pointed something out, he just strait up told me "fuck you", he never even took into consideration that what his loved ones did might be the best they could do for someone in such a state of mind.
User avatar #43 - zeldamasterace (03/27/2015) [-]
i take it your his father? or his brother? or his best friend IRL? cuz apparently you know his entire story and all the details about how he's tried to get help or how he's tried to fix it?

you also seem to understand the difficulty in asking for help when struggling with depression don't you? i mean, you seem to sound like an expert in the matter. and if you're not why are you acting like you know it all when you're clearly talking to someone who has been or is suicidal?

maybe he doesn't have any loved ones around him? ever think of that? or did you think about how the process of being suicidal isn't so one dimensional that it can be summed up in a tumblr post? please. tell me about how you know about all these things.

User avatar #45 - thematthew (03/27/2015) [-]
i'm not saying i know his full story, i'm saying he is whining about someone else's story being bullshit, even bringing gender into it, all because he did not have the happy ending she got.
User avatar #47 - zeldamasterace (03/27/2015) [-]
when the fuck did talking about a person's experience with trying to kill themselves immediately equate to them whining? he's not whining about not being able to have the happy ending she got.

he's just making a point that life isn't rainbows and butterflies and dandelions, sometimes life sucks ass. his experience with suicide was just more depressing than hers and that's a fact.

I especially agree with his comment because of tumblr's tendency to glorify and romanticize things it has no business romanticizing or glorifying. i think that's the main thing that he was trying to get at.
User avatar #41 - monkeysniper (03/27/2015) [-]
You clearly don't understand what does through their minds with depression. It's not like "Oh. should fix this." It's "Why the fuck should I even bother. I'm worthless and no one actually gives a shit." You probably struck a nerve as to why he said that. He may very well have lost someone to suicide and you unintentionally pissed him off.
User avatar #44 - thematthew (03/27/2015) [-]
i've lost plenty of loved ones, but i got over it.

instead of us arguing, why not listen to sharknik 's full story, that way we have actual context, and not just us guessing why he is depressed.
User avatar #117 - monkeysniper (03/27/2015) [-]
Either way. Not everyone can just "get over it". What works for you might not work for someone else
#87 - fefe (03/27/2015) [-]
You're a fucking idiot, I want you to know that. You're WRONG and you're a fucking IDIOT.
Believe it cause you're super fucking stupid, I really hope you're just young and inexperienced, otherwise you need to go through the whole GROWING UP thing again. Twice.
User avatar #46 - zeldamasterace (03/27/2015) [-]
hey guess what. thats awesome. but newsflash: everyone has dead people. and another newsflash: everyone handles tragedy differently. if you think that everyone should handle tragedy exactly like you do then you're the spoiled little child.

oh wow that's rich. you're telling us to stop arguing and listen to his story? just like you did before you made a bunch of assumptions and decided to argue about something you had no business arguing about? sure. right.

and the point isn't about why he's depressed. it's the fact that you jumped to a bunch of conclusions acting like you knew what he was going through when you don't have any fucking clue.
#29 - Dude actually **** you. I fully understand why they thi…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/27/2015 on People do care +10
User avatar #32 - thematthew (03/27/2015) [-]
maybe if you were not acting like a spoiled little child, people would not treat you like one. the chick in the post is talking about how she turned her depression into something creative, and then got rewarded for it, and here you are whining about not having people lick your butthole for you.

let me be the first to tell you i hope you loose your depression and your ego, because God knows you would be better off without it.
User avatar #33 - sharknik (03/27/2015) [-]
My ego? Okay, I thought you might just be trolling. Good to know, cause that shit was just retarded. Thanks for making that one easy.
User avatar #34 - thematthew (03/27/2015) [-]
yes your ego, your so fucking egotistical that the very thought of someone criticizing you makes you think they are a troll.

what i ment in my last comment is that the chick in the post did something with her problem, and your just whining about no one fixing a problem you have to fix yourself.

User avatar #37 - monkeysniper (03/27/2015) [-]
He's not being egotistical. Not everyone that mentions suicide is crying for attention. Often someone that wants to kill themselves really can't just "Fix" it themselves and genuinely need help.
User avatar #39 - thematthew (03/27/2015) [-]
i agree that you can't just fix the problem, the problem here is the fact that he is not even trying to fix it, he's just complaining about other people getting their lives on track.

i talked about his ego because the second i pointed something out, he just strait up told me "fuck you", he never even took into consideration that what his loved ones did might be the best they could do for someone in such a state of mind.
User avatar #43 - zeldamasterace (03/27/2015) [-]
i take it your his father? or his brother? or his best friend IRL? cuz apparently you know his entire story and all the details about how he's tried to get help or how he's tried to fix it?

you also seem to understand the difficulty in asking for help when struggling with depression don't you? i mean, you seem to sound like an expert in the matter. and if you're not why are you acting like you know it all when you're clearly talking to someone who has been or is suicidal?

maybe he doesn't have any loved ones around him? ever think of that? or did you think about how the process of being suicidal isn't so one dimensional that it can be summed up in a tumblr post? please. tell me about how you know about all these things.

User avatar #45 - thematthew (03/27/2015) [-]
i'm not saying i know his full story, i'm saying he is whining about someone else's story being bullshit, even bringing gender into it, all because he did not have the happy ending she got.
User avatar #47 - zeldamasterace (03/27/2015) [-]
when the fuck did talking about a person's experience with trying to kill themselves immediately equate to them whining? he's not whining about not being able to have the happy ending she got.

he's just making a point that life isn't rainbows and butterflies and dandelions, sometimes life sucks ass. his experience with suicide was just more depressing than hers and that's a fact.

I especially agree with his comment because of tumblr's tendency to glorify and romanticize things it has no business romanticizing or glorifying. i think that's the main thing that he was trying to get at.
User avatar #41 - monkeysniper (03/27/2015) [-]
You clearly don't understand what does through their minds with depression. It's not like "Oh. should fix this." It's "Why the fuck should I even bother. I'm worthless and no one actually gives a shit." You probably struck a nerve as to why he said that. He may very well have lost someone to suicide and you unintentionally pissed him off.
User avatar #44 - thematthew (03/27/2015) [-]
i've lost plenty of loved ones, but i got over it.

instead of us arguing, why not listen to sharknik 's full story, that way we have actual context, and not just us guessing why he is depressed.
User avatar #117 - monkeysniper (03/27/2015) [-]
Either way. Not everyone can just "get over it". What works for you might not work for someone else
#87 - fefe (03/27/2015) [-]
You're a fucking idiot, I want you to know that. You're WRONG and you're a fucking IDIOT.
Believe it cause you're super fucking stupid, I really hope you're just young and inexperienced, otherwise you need to go through the whole GROWING UP thing again. Twice.
User avatar #46 - zeldamasterace (03/27/2015) [-]
hey guess what. thats awesome. but newsflash: everyone has dead people. and another newsflash: everyone handles tragedy differently. if you think that everyone should handle tragedy exactly like you do then you're the spoiled little child.

oh wow that's rich. you're telling us to stop arguing and listen to his story? just like you did before you made a bunch of assumptions and decided to argue about something you had no business arguing about? sure. right.

and the point isn't about why he's depressed. it's the fact that you jumped to a bunch of conclusions acting like you knew what he was going through when you don't have any fucking clue.
#15 - It was 2 dollars you swine Yeah I always ordered like… 03/27/2015 on Stab a bitch 0
#150 - Not really. It's called Federal Law for a reason. And most of …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Muh freedom 0
#153 - apurpleliger (03/27/2015) [-]
Exhaust noise limit is also a state decision. They pretty much all have a limit, but the limit is different from state to state. Homeowner's associations are stupid, but the government only has presence here to say that they can legally enforce their stupid rules on anyone who agreed to them contractually. Public intoxication isn't federal. In some states it's even up to the county to decide if it's legal. Legality of homelessness is also a state decision, and as with public intoxication, some states even let the counties and cities decide it individually. Disturbing the peace is taken on a case by case basis and is handled by the city/county police officer and local judge, so that also takes on different meanings and has different requirements on a state by state basis. Gun laws are absolutely on a state by state basis.

None of these are exclusively federal laws. There might be federal guidelines or federally required minimums, but the states make the ultimate decision on if, when, and how to enforce all of these laws. I'm not saying that the USA is completely free, but most of the "freedoms" in question tend to fall under state law, not federal, and thus can be circumvented assuming you have the capability of moving to another state.

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#52 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
needs more thread.
needs more thread.
#53 to #52 - sharknik (08/15/2012) [-]
Purple lines, everywhere.
Purple lines, everywhere.
#54 to #53 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
everywhere
everywhere
#58 to #56 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
MAXIMUM   
OVERDANCE
MAXIMUM
OVERDANCE
#59 to #58 - sharknik (08/15/2012) [-]
masinum oberdans
masinum oberdans
#64 to #63 - sharknik (08/15/2012) [-]
Okay, I've been on FJ for like hours, I'm gonna go be a human for a little while. Peace out!
Okay, I've been on FJ for like hours, I'm gonna go be a human for a little while. Peace out!
#65 to #64 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
farewell
farewell
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#30 to #29 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
DANCE THREAD GO
DANCE THREAD GO
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#32 to #31 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
then you random and i dance
then you random and i dance
#66 to #32 - superninjacookie (08/15/2012) [-]
Dancing Tony Stark. 			****		 yes.
Dancing Tony Stark. **** yes.
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#34 to #33 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
that was my only spy
that was my only spy
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#36 to #35 - lampsoflava (08/15/2012) [-]
just spy or random   
   
.gif makes me cringe
just spy or random

.gif makes me cringe
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#44 to #42 - sharknik (08/15/2012) [-]
I don't know why there's a random thread on my profile...

but I like it...
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#47 to #45 - sharknik (08/15/2012) [-]
Um. DUH
Um. DUH
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User avatar #26 - ultraceegan (01/29/2012) [-]
i will wait till its dont
User avatar #1 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
That was fast.
#22 to #1 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
Couldn't reply to the last, thread too long
Couldn't reply to the last, thread too long
#23 to #22 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
Damn, and i was just about to say "look at all the pretty purple lines!"
Damn, and i was just about to say "look at all the pretty purple lines!"
#24 to #23 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
A few more and it'll look like a track from ExciteBike
#25 to #24 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
Indeed it shall.
Indeed it shall.
#2 to #1 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!?!?
WHO ARE YOU!?!?
User avatar #3 to #2 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
Anna. who are you?
#4 to #3 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
Oh... I knew that. Seeing as I gave you my screen name like an hour ago...
#5 to #4 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
Yep...makes me feel loved
#6 to #5 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
I'm stupid, so sue me. You never told me yours, so how was I to know?
#7 to #6 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
I didn't tell you mine? Well, i stand corrected.
#8 to #7 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
Does this place have IM or something? Refreshing this page every two minutes is becoming tedious.
#9 to #8 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
Not that i can tell. There's the inbox though.
Not that i can tell. There's the inbox though.
#10 to #9 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
Okay now we're just throwing pictures around =p
Okay now we're just throwing pictures around =p
#11 to #10 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
There aren't many times i can use the zoidberg gif.
I just really wanted to use it.
#12 to #11 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
True... I don't get to use this very much either...
True... I don't get to use this very much either...
#14 to #13 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
Gotta love TomSka
Gotta love TomSka
#16 to #15 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
... And then there was silence.
#17 to #16 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
And then there was spiderman.
#18 to #17 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
i just realized something... My folder has no spiderman.
#19 to #18 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
I have sixteen spiderman related pictures.
#20 to #19 - sharknik (07/23/2011) [-]
I'll just find a spiderman thread on 4chan and fukken save it all
I'll just find a spiderman thread on 4chan and fukken save it all
#21 to #20 - thatonenerdygirl (07/23/2011) [-]
good plan. Here, enjoy some boobies.
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