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#790 - A robbery is not an attempted murder. Like I ******* sa… 04/23/2015 on Justice Served +1
#126 - I'm a law student in Canada, and I have to say that, firts of …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Justice Served +1
#297 - John Cena (04/22/2015) [-]
"exceeded the force that was required for self-defense"

THE DUDE HAD A FUCKING GUN IN HIS FACE! It was either kill or be killed, so fuck off retard!
User avatar #790 - shardack (04/23/2015) [-]
A robbery is not an attempted murder. Like I fucking said, you fucking idiot, unless you give me the name of the case so I can actually read it, I,ll have to assume that you're fucking stupid, that you don't know shit about law and that you're giving a biased version of what happened you god damn idiot.


Eat shit and die.
#1094 - I think you guys are les than reputable individuals. 02/19/2015 on insult the mods! 0
#168 - But, if the other kids get vaccinated, why should they fear ge…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Peanuts vs Plain nuts 0
User avatar #203 - okamiterasu (02/17/2015) [-]
There is a small chance that a vaccinated child can still get sick
User avatar #202 - cormy (02/17/2015) [-]
Indeed, the only person this hurts is the negligent parent's child.
#61 - You can forget the person. You can't erase his mark. No matter… 02/04/2015 on You... YES YOU! 0
#58 - I had to think about it alot. When Jeff died, I felt *****…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2015 on You... YES YOU! 0
#59 - brasssquire (02/04/2015) [-]
Sounds like a cool dude, shame that died (im assuming) young.
But on another, slightly more depressing note, life is a just a simulation for pain. Everything we do fades in time, eventually no one will remember you, and even if they did, what good would it do? If you die, that's it. You're dead. Game Over. Nothing more to it unfortunately.
User avatar #61 - shardack (02/04/2015) [-]
You can forget the person. You can't erase his mark. No matter how you may look at it, even if no one remembers it, you have been influenced by somebody's motion or words that happenned centuries ago.


Who remembers who first drew in a cave? Without this first drawing, most art as we know it wouldn't exist.
#54 - We live on through the influence we had on others. When one of…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/04/2015 on You... YES YOU! 0
#55 - brasssquire (02/04/2015) [-]
Woah, dude, that's pretty deep.
You're cool.
I like you.
I don't like human being's all that much at all. In fact I almost hate the race. But you, I like you.
User avatar #58 - shardack (02/04/2015) [-]
I had to think about it alot. When Jeff died, I felt fucking horrible. My main concern and what made me most angry was that the world didn't stop for him when he died. I felt like we had just lost one of the greatest human being of all time and, somehow, the entire world just didn't notice. But the more I thought about it, I started realising that I sometimes use sentences I heard him use, or stuff he taught me and felt like somehow that kept him alive. And then I started thinking that if it made him alive to me, when I would use what I got from him and it could reach smeone else, that would make him still alive to them aswell. This all made me realise that we can't stop someone from living, as the experience he shared will echo forever. Death didn't take Jeff. Jeff took Life.
#59 - brasssquire (02/04/2015) [-]
Sounds like a cool dude, shame that died (im assuming) young.
But on another, slightly more depressing note, life is a just a simulation for pain. Everything we do fades in time, eventually no one will remember you, and even if they did, what good would it do? If you die, that's it. You're dead. Game Over. Nothing more to it unfortunately.
User avatar #61 - shardack (02/04/2015) [-]
You can forget the person. You can't erase his mark. No matter how you may look at it, even if no one remembers it, you have been influenced by somebody's motion or words that happenned centuries ago.


Who remembers who first drew in a cave? Without this first drawing, most art as we know it wouldn't exist.
#85 - Dio can you hear me, I am lost and so alone...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on Cringe compilation 8! +2
#130 - thiswasnttaken (01/13/2015) [-]
LIKE A RAINBOW IN THE DAAARK
#72 - Dude... This content is literrally called 'Everybody hates you…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on everybody hates you frenchy -1
#87 - dehnoobshow (11/10/2014) [-]
I live in St-Hyacinthe, Quebec.
Since I don't be like "Hurrr I don't identify as Canadian! I'm Quebequer! Muh Opressions!" people are really chill about it.

Allow yourself to ride the nice sorry wave of rest of canada and you're fine.
#50 - I realise this is only for fun and this is a joke and I have n…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/10/2014 on everybody hates you frenchy +1
User avatar #92 - unclefester (11/10/2014) [-]
Nobody asked France to colonize Quebec. We're nice enough to include your silly little language as a national accepted language. You're stupid "charter" is a joke and is the cause for you wanting to separate from Canada. It was ALL you cheese eating poodle walkers.

When you point your finger you have 3 pointing back at you, Quebec.
User avatar #88 - shadowkingdr (11/10/2014) [-]
well my best friend was born and raised in Quebec city, the real reason people dont like Quebec is the language laws and mainly that they keep on having that bloody vote to separate, pisses everyone else off, if qubec goes, there goes 75% of the world maple syrup
User avatar #78 - bloodredspark (11/10/2014) [-]
This is how a lot of places get reacted to online, it's not only Quebec.

Hell, America is always blamed and shots taken at online.
The UK has the same issue every now and then.
User avatar #99 - bloodeyes (11/10/2014) [-]
honestly though, us in the usa kinda deserve it for voting in the dipshits that run this place, texas is planning on separating from the states it can because it joined the states out of certain terms and is allowed to become it's own country whenever it wants because of it, just on the border of how a certain people feel, i can understand quebec a bit, of course they lose sympathy because they speak french but ehh, noone is perfect
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User avatar #103 - bloodredspark (11/10/2014) [-]
The whole Texas deal was quite a bit long ago, maybe two or three years ago?

It was decided that they would still remain a state, merely due to the fact that the way they were "planning" to get separated, was by getting votes online in one of the petition signing things.

And besides, politics is always lel. Somebody is going to be butthurt no matter what.

Finally, I still don't get what's wrong with French. Wasn't French like, supposed to be more fancy than stuff like Spanish?
User avatar #104 - bloodeyes (11/10/2014) [-]
the french bottomed out after the fall of napoleon, they "fell from grace" as it were, and texas is bringing back up the separation issues still, they are working on it for next year i think
User avatar #71 - twondai (11/10/2014) [-]
i live in quebec city and i've never gotten shit for it in real life or on the internet.
#102 - bloodeyes (11/10/2014) [-]
and now i shall break your "getting shit for being quebecian" cherry
User avatar #72 - shardack (11/10/2014) [-]
Dude... This content is literrally called 'Everybody hates you frenchy'...

Look at the most upvoted comment...

Look at thi thread...



I live in Laval and good for you if you've never gotten shit online for being a Quebecer, but it's really not uncommon.
#87 - dehnoobshow (11/10/2014) [-]
I live in St-Hyacinthe, Quebec.
Since I don't be like "Hurrr I don't identify as Canadian! I'm Quebequer! Muh Opressions!" people are really chill about it.

Allow yourself to ride the nice sorry wave of rest of canada and you're fine.
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#6 - qbone (04/05/2012) [-]
I hope you died via brain operation.
User avatar #7 to #6 - shardack (04/06/2012) [-]
K. Thanks.
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User avatar #8 to #5 - shardack (04/06/2012) [-]
Hey! Thank you! It turned out alright! I'll probably post some pictures and a little text with it.
#2 - kittykatpollywack (04/03/2012) [-]
Good luck! Carry on! I would leave you a song but you might not like that song. So, Don't give up! Carry On!
User avatar #10 to #2 - shardack (04/06/2012) [-]
You should have anyways :D. It turned out alright, thanks.
#12 to #10 - kittykatpollywack (04/07/2012) [-]
My chemical romance - the black parade. and thats great!!
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User avatar #11 to #1 - shardack (04/06/2012) [-]
It went very good, thank you!
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