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#117 - *Larry 01/14/2015 on Glass is usually reflective... +1
#104 - Damnit Jerry!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Glass is usually reflective... +5
User avatar #113 - schruppe (01/13/2015) [-]
#117 - shamusmcfearson (01/14/2015) [-]
#58 - I think he'd be a good Bond, but I still don't think i'd like … 01/07/2015 on James Bond facts +2
#153 - It's...so....beautiful... 12/03/2014 on Thanks jesus +1
#2 - Actually I just graduated and she is about to. So for right no…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Success kid is my favorite 0
#7 - anonymous (09/20/2014) [-]
Son, you should have stayed silent. This is his moment. Your glory has been stolen from you.
#3 - nahingerii (09/20/2014) [-]
Plenty of prospects in art, and standing infront of doors
#53 - 100% truth. I used to work loss prevention in a department sto…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Wait for it +43
User avatar #224 - bikkie (06/14/2014) [-]
Ah, thank you. :3
User avatar #121 - commontroll (06/14/2014) [-]
True depending on the store, but my guess is that this was a customer stopping a crime, so they won't be fired or anything.

But, an interesting fact is that with places like Best Buy, all they can do is grab your arm gently, and if you resist they have to let you go. Regardless if you're just carrying stuff out right in front of them very plainly.
User avatar #130 - penileburglar (06/14/2014) [-]
I don't think getting *fired* is the bigger problem in that situation.
User avatar #259 - commontroll (06/15/2014) [-]
It's them stopping a crime and putting somebody under citizen arrest. We also don't know if there were words exchanged, so he might have confronted him about slipping it into the bag and all and the guy could have told him to fuck off or something. Who knows. When you only have one way of seeing the event, it makes it hard to fully assess the situation.
User avatar #260 - penileburglar (06/15/2014) [-]
A.) It's legally not considered stealing until he leaves / attempts to leave the store with it. He has not yet committed any crime.

B.) Even if he *had* already committed a crime, suckerpunching somebody in the face hard enough to knock them out is *not* how you perform a legal citizens arrest, especially for a small misdemeanor like shoplifting. That would definitely be considered excessive force.

C.) This took place in portugal. In Portugal, citizens' arrests are ONLY legal if the crime being committed is definitively punishable by jail time--of which petty theft is not.
User avatar #268 - commontroll (06/15/2014) [-]
I would classify it as attempted theft, just like how attempted murder is still punishable, regardless of it being prevented.
User avatar #269 - penileburglar (06/15/2014) [-]
Any theft you get caught for while still in possession of the goods *is* attempted theft. There's no such thing as 'attempted theft' as in 'Well, he has it in his hand but he hasn't stolen it yet, but I think he was going to.'
#99 - DeathbyFruit (06/14/2014) [-]
The only difference in this case, is if this store was not any kind of franchise or larger retail chain, it is the owner of the store's choice as to the policies regarding Loss Prevention. Along with the laws of wherever they are, in my county, it is considered theft if the tags between two items are swapped and then attempted to be purchased. Local laws plus the policies of the store itself are the determinants of whether this is battery or just defense of property.
User avatar #229 - bikkie (06/14/2014) [-]
That's an interesting point.
#84 - ugoboom (06/14/2014) [-]
So i can just wear normal clothes with no purse and take something and be scott free?
User avatar #74 - kilonoa (06/14/2014) [-]
So if I just walk out with the item without concealing it you won
t stop me?
#71 - twilightdusk (06/14/2014) [-]
I wonder why people associate Assault with actually hurting people then.
#36 - Oh god it's like porn 05/21/2014 on Cable cleanup +8
#357 - Girl fights are usually stupid, but god damn did this one make… 05/06/2014 on Girl gets hit with a shovel +3
#66 - My first thought 03/20/2014 on Babies are horrifying +1
#98 - I find the girl on the right much more attractive honestly.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2014 on Oh, the Genetic Lotto... +6
User avatar #111 - wazoowonseventeen (03/07/2014) [-]
Dah comrade
#109 - klefenz (03/07/2014) [-]
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