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shakermaker

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Date Signed Up:3/21/2011
Last Login:6/12/2014
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 113 Comments: Funny Junkie → Level 114 Comments: Funny Junkie
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Total Comments Made:60
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#1 - Well I hope that isnt what they say because if they do - where…  [+] (1 reply) 12/20/2013 on you know what they say +3
#4 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
You don't need to sign up. It's opt out only.
#21 - I wonder why a high-framerate camera was pointed at a matress/…  [+] (13 replies) 12/10/2013 on jump +2
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#27 - neonnurse (12/10/2013) [-]
What's the point of slo-mo porn?
Other than possibly epic money shots
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#32 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2013) [-]
It makes it easier to see the parental disappointment.
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#37 - azumeow (12/10/2013) [-]
Stop making me not hate you dammit!
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#39 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2013) [-]
Care to remind me why you hate me? A lot of people do and it's hard to keep track. I'm kinda hoping it's something I can fix.
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#40 - azumeow (12/10/2013) [-]
Cuz of the whole furry/pedo thing. STOP MAKING ME SEE PEOPLE AS THE SUM OF THEIR ACTIONS, IDEALS AND BEHAVIORS RATHER THAN AS A SIMPLE STEREOTYPE GAWD
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#41 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2013) [-]
Oh, that stuff. Um, sorry? I guess?
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#42 - azumeow (12/10/2013) [-]
Good, you better be. You're a decent dude. You funny.
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#43 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2013) [-]
Yay, I'm decent!
Don't let the hating board catch you saying that.
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#44 - azumeow (12/10/2013) [-]
Meh, hating board is...a strange place.
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#45 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2013) [-]
Any more threads about me or Mr. Smoothbutt?
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#46 - azumeow (12/10/2013) [-]
Eh you show up from time to time. Nothing really that huge any more.
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#47 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2013) [-]
Alright, cool.
#25 - tmgrskat (12/10/2013) [-]
>Implying that's a fucking high-framerate camera
#55 - "They get some of their information wrong occasionally, b…  [+] (1 reply) 11/26/2013 on Fox news thoughts on /b/ 0
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#148 - twofreegerbils (11/26/2013) [-]
Obama mocked Fox news publicly.

Do you think that would have happened if Fox wasn't conservative?
#12 - Does it not describe a person who is being completely uncontro…  [+] (4 replies) 11/17/2013 on It's over +21
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#13 - ababad (11/17/2013) [-]
While I laugh at the humor of the comment, I feel alone in that I actually loved driving the bouncy lil' son of a bitch.
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#14 - deviousdanish (11/17/2013) [-]
I like it too, even though I used the Hammerhead first.
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#24 - ragingspacepanda (11/17/2013) [-]
Mako master race
#4 - Is that a food thing? what would be the difference between pop…  [+] (9 replies) 11/10/2013 on Poprocks +3
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#7 - electrozz (11/11/2013) [-]
The sugar content. With poprocks, it's basically shoving raw sugar in your vagina. The same issue happens for flavored condoms, but with poprocks it's almost a definite chance of getting infected. Never try anything with even a slight sugar content. Trust me, vaginal infections hurt and are a bitch to get rid of.
#9 - bellbottomshark (11/11/2013) [-]
That seems like quite an important thing to know.
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#11 - dedaluminus (11/11/2013) [-]
Another important thing to know is that peeing immediately after sex reduces your chance of a urinary tract infection by about 70% (girls) or 20% (guys)
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#44 - dabronydude (11/11/2013) [-]
well shit, learn something new everyday.
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#24 - envinite (11/11/2013) [-]
Do peeing immediately after masturbation counts?
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#25 - dedaluminus (11/11/2013) [-]
Yes.
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#49 - thesovereigngrave (11/11/2013) [-]
Awesome, it's nice to know I've been doing something right for all those years.
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#10 - electrozz (11/11/2013) [-]
It is.
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#21 - samsaysbai (11/11/2013) [-]
Thank you electrozz if I have any questions about vaginas I'll be sure to contact you. seriously I'll probably need help in the future
#18 - Got ya bro. Less responsibility/hygiene issues  [+] (3 replies) 11/10/2013 on they might even wake up... 0
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#20 - sparkyfusion (11/10/2013) [-]
you can do whatever the fuck you want, whenever the hell you want ^^
#36 - anon (11/10/2013) [-]
These are all things lonely single people tell themselves.
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#37 - sparkyfusion (11/10/2013) [-]
I enjoy being alone because you're not relying on somebody else for your happiness, if it fucks up; you'll be upset. There's no point until you're actually looking to settle down because it'll all end in some form of pain. It's just a whole lot of drama tbh.
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