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#66 - The girl on top looked WAY better before IMO. 05/22/2015 on The straight talk express 0
#119 - No, we're different. We are designed to seek sex and go for it…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2015 on Sad truth 0
User avatar #120 - whiterabit (05/16/2015) [-]
I think you may need to calm down a bit if you think "boys are weird" is demonizing anyone or insinuating that anyone is going to rape anyone. Boys are weird, so are girls in some similar and some different ways. People are weird. Never said weird was bad.
#70 - The MAJORITY of funnyjunk is american.  [+] (8 new replies) 05/13/2015 on Cat Dance +4
#78 - anonymous (05/13/2015) [-]

Because I have source saying Americans only make up 43.9% of this site's traffic! Aww, too bad for you.
User avatar #84 - vortexrain (05/13/2015) [-]
You don't understand what a majority is, do you?
#86 - anonymous (05/13/2015) [-]
What are you talking about? America is the only country that doesn't use metric. Less than 50% of the site traffic comes from America. The majority of the site is not American. The majority of the site uses metric. Need me to draw you a map?
User avatar #93 - darksideofthebeast (05/13/2015) [-]
But no one gives a damn about you, stop whining.
#120 - anonymous (05/14/2015) [-]
That's irrelevant, you fucking mop. I'm far from the only one who gets annoyed at the use of imperial units.
User avatar #91 - vortexrain (05/13/2015) [-]
I just woke up, please forgive me. My brain wasn't working properly.
#82 - listerthepessimist (05/13/2015) [-]
oh Admin
#77 - anonymous (05/13/2015) [-]
#17 - If I'm wearing a condom I can go indefinitely unless I switch …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on This post has no title +1
#21 - bann (05/05/2015) [-]
I'm never one to discourage condoms, but I got a flesh light that basically trained me to go forever if needed. Depending on a lot of things sure, but it tripled my stamina.
#17 - And that is why I pirate everything. 05/03/2015 on Why won't it work 0
#16 - This can, and does happen. It's more common in cats. 05/03/2015 on Half dog +49
#7 - Then we roll quads to defeat him. Duh... 05/02/2015 on The plot for Episode VII... +12
#4 - Seriously why has no one destroyed the box yet. One missile fr…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/02/2015 on The plot for Episode VII... +3
User avatar #21 - soldiertwo (05/02/2015) [-]
It's a giant brick with no life containment, its a stone, you don't nuke a stone unless its test based, so lets test and see if it works.
User avatar #11 - europe (05/02/2015) [-]
Sure, instead of having a few terrorist groups to deal with let's turn all billion muslims into enemies
User avatar #14 - hingerbinger (05/02/2015) [-]
well y'see that box is meant to be protected by god himself, so if you destroy it you would have successfully proved god either isn't real or doesn't give a shit about us anymore thus rendering religion pointless.

I'm muslim but don't quote me on this as other muslims may be more knowledgable on this subject
User avatar #15 - europe (05/02/2015) [-]
It's not like history has proven over and over that most religious people give fuck all about proof
User avatar #16 - hingerbinger (05/02/2015) [-]
But there's not been any proof, very convincing theories yes, but no concrete proof. I'm not gonna get into this debate on FJ because this is literally the worst place to discuss religion but I'm telling you man, destroying the ka'bah would pretty much end islam
User avatar #18 - fishandkids (05/02/2015) [-]
Because killing Jesus worked so great for the Jews, right?
#19 - hingerbinger (05/02/2015) [-]
it would've worked if he didn't come back 3 days later
User avatar #5 - sequel (05/02/2015) [-]
What if the box breaks and super gigasandnigga comes out of it.
#7 - shadowsynergy (05/02/2015) [-]
Then we roll quads to defeat him. Duh...
#20 - No 05/02/2015 on The Boa -1
#10 - Japanese people have naturally high blood pressure and thin na…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Stockings +28
User avatar #15 - lapsushominum (05/01/2015) [-]
Really? I thought the joke was that it was a proxy for getting an erection.
User avatar #14 - armwulf (05/01/2015) [-]
Wait... seriously? That's... wow.

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how dare you ruin my wish by granting it out loud in the comments you monster, ill have you know im good looking enough to get tits on omegle form really hot girls but have no confidence to do so in real life, i also lift.
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