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#8 - sorry, are you talking about Demolish it Doug?  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on glasses +6
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#14 - Mesmus (55 minutes ago) [-]
no hes talking about fuck it ralph the porno
#18 - anon (31 minutes ago) [-]
pretty sure he's talking it about Abolish it Adam
#272 - why do bad things happen to good shows  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Rip Childhood +1
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#287 - elcreepo (1 hour ago) [-]
Either the original writer dies or the genre of the good show doesn't fit the genre that gets ratings, so it gets revived and turned into something else.
#60 - I was a bronie. I loved the fandom, and I loved the show.…  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on food 0
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#61 - affix (14 hours ago) [-]
You don't need insider knowledge to enjoy it
You need insider knowledge to find it.
#8 - here's a thought; Maybe rubies and sapphires are made to be in… 22 hours ago on Tone 0
#9 - Honestly, the way i see it, no one can really know how lapis f… 22 hours ago on Lapis 0
#16 - I dressed in drag when I was 17 and i'll inform you that it wa… 05/29/2016 on Fun 0
#28 - Honestly, I think that what the cast is suggesting is that hum… 05/29/2016 on Science fiction logic 0
#12 - my comp overheats after a single round of overwatch how am… 05/28/2016 on Everytime I boot up Overwatch 0
#4 - the one good thing made by bronies  [+] (19 new replies) 05/28/2016 on food +4
#29 - affix (05/28/2016) [-]
There's a lot more good things made by bronies, just the obscene and disgusting make the front page, and you'll only find the amazing things if you look. Which you don't.

Definitely don't judge a fandom by the cringe comps.
Will you judge nascar by the crashes? Mt. dew by the rat dissolving? Funnyjunk by the shitposters? Mustangs by the idiot drivers? Cops by the killings during arrest? Sailors by the cursing?
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#60 - shadowstepone (22 hours ago) [-]
I was a bronie.
I loved the fandom, and I loved the show.
However, in the end, when I look back on all the things i loved, they were temporary. I don't actually believe that this was the only good creation of the bronies, nor do I hold any animosity towards them. However, many of the creations of the bronies were memetic, situational, or only enjoyable from within. I can't really call a creation great if you need insider knowledge to enjoy it.
But maybe that's just me.
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#61 - affix (14 hours ago) [-]
You don't need insider knowledge to enjoy it
You need insider knowledge to find it.
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#35 - kandazz (05/28/2016) [-]
But, the only reason I ever watched NASCAR the few times I did was to see car crashes. They never happened.
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#31 - blokrokker (05/28/2016) [-]
>Mt Dew by the rat dissolving?
I think that's actually a VERY good reason to judge something, to be honest.
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#34 - affix (05/28/2016) [-]
Ok, judge a drink by its ability to dissolve a rat. It's unrelated.

Will you judge a car battery by its ability to torture wet victims? You drive that car. You support torture. That POWER is close to you when in the car. Its dangerous and can hurt you. Have you seen it fry someone? But it won't. Because that battery is rated safe for operator use if used correctly.
Mt. Dew is rated safe for human consumption.

Its that kind of unrelated fear.
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#45 - blokrokker (05/28/2016) [-]
If there's something that's capable of dissolving organic matter I didn't actually know Mt Dew could do that, were there circumstances behind that? then I definitely don't want to be introducing it to my body, which is, incidentally, made of organic matter.

I would judge a car battery not on the battery acid, or its voltage, but by how readily it can foul up. If it's likely to somehow damage my car, then I'd really rather not use it. That's the metric I'm referring to.
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#49 - affix (05/28/2016) [-]
Hurr durr, Mt. Dew can dissolve flesh. I am made of flesh. Why don't i dissolve? Dur.

Think for a second what dissolving liquid is stronger, and if it's in your body.
Hint: Finish school.
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#51 - blokrokker (05/29/2016) [-]
>thing is demonstrably acidic to a dangerous degree again, still don't know how or if there's any other circumstances, so at this point were just shitposting at each other
>not a problem
>bitching out and insulting people
Hint: Finish school
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#52 - affix (05/29/2016) [-]
Its stomach acid dude. It's stronger than a fucking soda.
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#21 - thematthew (05/28/2016) [-]
bronies make a lot of good porn, but most of us don't like ponies so we can't enjoy it.
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#62 - affix (14 hours ago) [-]
Says "Makes good porn"
Also says "we don't enjoy it" grouping himself with those that don't like it.

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#63 - thematthew (14 hours ago) [-]
I say good porn because there is a difference between a stick figure with two circles for boobs and shadman drawing a fallout character with a dick, I think the fallout one is better porn, but it's not my thing, the amount of times i've seen good porn, just to scroll down and realize it's futa is ridiculous, and it pisses me off every time.
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#64 - affix (13 hours ago) [-]
They make good porn if you know where to look. Less D and more V.
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#65 - thematthew (13 hours ago) [-]
you should tell FJ that.
#16 - stormieskys (05/28/2016) [-]
I dunno, as a non-brony "Lullaby for a Princess" was a pretty great animation. Took the guy two years to make it, and is about 7 minutes long. From my understanding, part of the reason it took a while is because the shows lore would be updated, and he would have to update his animation to match it.

I'm not a brony myself, but I am a fan of animation, and I have to admit; he full video is absolutely gorgeous. Anyway, this is just a little snippit from it.
#20 - wrpen (05/28/2016) [-]
That's fucking beautiful man.
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#37 - stormieskys (05/28/2016) [-]
(My bad here is the actual thing) It is, here is the full vid if you guys are curious. It tells a pretty simple story of sibling rivalry, jealousy, and a descent into madness. Also apparently, the fight scene is actually pretty accurate from what was shown from a episode in the actual series, or so my brony friend tells me. Of course it was a little less intense, but still cool.

The background art is also fucking amazing, though I don't think he made it. Still, it stands as a testament that while bronies make some cringey/weird shit, they can produce amazing things like this, since they are so devoted to their fandom. Lullaby for a Princess Animation
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#46 - I went for shapeshifting. However, I was already quite mad, so… 05/28/2016 on Cursed Powers cyoa +1

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#431 - zhlandir (05/23/2015) [-]
ok so i tried pbe again
first game with ekko top vs quinn, lasthitting still was hard especially vs her but i managed

damn i think im in love

sick paint skills
we lost but it was alot of fun

#432 to #431 - zhlandir (05/23/2015) [-]
oh and i made a quadra lel
#429 - zhlandir (05/21/2015) [-]
Hey mate

Thanks for letting me test Ekko
I wasn't prepared for the delay, even though I knew about it
I lost you a game hard with Ezreal, what the **** is lasthitting

Then I tried Ekko in a custom
I think I'm in love

I might go at it again but jesus I can't handle the lag

#430 to #429 - shadowstepone ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
glad you liked him feel free to use that account whenever you want, i'm almost never on it.
#409 - zeldamasterace (03/19/2015) [-]



#410 to #409 - shadowstepone ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
wanna know the worst part of the series though?
having to wait a whole god damned week for another episode. It's ******* torture.
I was really happy when they told us garnet was a gem fusion though, I was pretty sure it was true ever since Giant Woman, and I was even more certain when I saw this in fusion cuisine.
#411 to #410 - zeldamasterace (03/19/2015) [-]
i didn't catch that!

but for the longest time i wondered about the five stones on their door when their was just four of them we knew of. it all makes sense now.
#412 to #411 - shadowstepone ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
Also, after the fact, rebecca sugar pointed out that in the intro, every gem got 1 shooting star in their part of the themesong, while garnet got 2.
#413 to #412 - zeldamasterace (03/19/2015) [-]
hahaha oh yea!!!
#414 to #413 - shadowstepone ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
Man, I just can't wait to see where they take the show next season, I really hope they do more with space travel. I think they're either going to fix the gem warship, or learn that lion can teleport farther than they originally thought.
#415 to #414 - zeldamasterace (03/19/2015) [-]
omg yes yes yes. speaking of the lion what's your theory on how it relates to rose?

i got no ******* clue.
#416 to #415 - shadowstepone ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
I suspect that the lion could have been a "fixed" corrupted gem. Maybe if you get corrupted and healed, the gem shatters but you maintain your powers. I'm really not sure though, there's a bunch of theories, and I just don't like the one where Lion is secretly Rose back to life, since she wouldn't have had any way to put her stuff in there if she was already dead, and if she had had the power to teleport without a warp pad, the war would have been insanely easy.
#417 to #416 - zeldamasterace (03/19/2015) [-]
true true that makes sense!!!!

i'm really hoping we see them "heal" some of the gems they've already captured!

i was hoping for lapis to join their crew but it looks like that isn't happening T_T
#418 to #417 - shadowstepone ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
Well, gems can live indefinitely, and she seems to be in control. I imagine lapus will get free. I can't wait to see what happens with the centipeedle, because that's the most likely candidate for being cured, having shown some degree of progress already.
I really hope that peridot gets turned over to the good side as well, I don't think she's a bad person, just a little obsessed with rules.
#419 to #418 - zeldamasterace (03/19/2015) [-]
hahaha totally!

as much as i enjoy the action parts of this and the plot of the gems etc

some of my favorite moments have just been the ones where it felt like a sitcom.
just good ol fashioned laughs and fun. and feels occasionally.
#420 to #419 - shadowstepone ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, I agree. the show really is about the characters, not the plot, and it's so much fun to see them interact. More so than almost any show I've ever seen, I feel like i'm getting a message from the character interactions. When they have episodes where they're teaching steven a virtue that he needs, I feel like they're actually giving good reasons on why, instead of the usual TV cop-out of putting them in a ridiculous situation that needs some virtue for the character to get by. In winter forecast, they made a good point towards the idea that the most responsible decision is usually the best one.
#421 to #420 - zeldamasterace (03/19/2015) [-]
totally, totally! i especially loved how despite rose being gone her character is also a huge part of the story and the other character's interaction. and i also like how sometimes the characters say what we the audience are feeling. like i know sometimes when amethyst is in the background of a scene and she says something it can be so relatable.
#422 to #421 - shadowstepone ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
even better, Rose's voice actor has said she recorded a song from Rose! I get all giggly waiting to hear it. Also, I just love the way they've set up gem romance, though i nearly cried in Rose's Scabbard when we learned that Pearl only stayed on earth because she loved Rose, and Rose went for Greg after 6000 years of leading her on.
#423 to #422 - zeldamasterace (03/19/2015) [-]
wwaaaaaaaaaaaa rose song!?!?!?!?! awesome!

yea i agree! i was so caught off guard by ruby and saphire seeming to be in a relationship. not that it's a bad thing i was just surprised.
#424 to #423 - shadowstepone ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
It's not like they can actually be sexual with each other, gems don't naturally have bits. One of the writers has stated that Rose had to shapeshift a womb to have Steven.
Also, in a few weeks an episode called "story for steven" will come out, which will be Greg telling Steven how him and his mother met.
#425 to #424 - zeldamasterace (03/19/2015) [-]
shapeshifting womb....wonder how many times that's happened in fictional literature lol

and omg i love backstory stories!!! yis.
#426 to #425 - shadowstepone ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
However, they're going to go on a hiatus soon, after which we're going to have to wait until like november for more
If I don't make it, tell my mom I said "hello"
#427 to #426 - zeldamasterace (03/19/2015) [-]
NOVEMBER?!?!?! vajfajf;laksjf;ajef



.........why can't we have nice things?
#428 to #427 - shadowstepone ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
because cartoon network is full of evil, evil people.
even worse, there's going to be an uncle-grandpa crossover episode
#429 to #428 - zeldamasterace
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uncle grandpa is like a 6.5/10
SU is easily a modest 8/10

#408 - kevintothemax (03/17/2015) [-]
The best picture i could find.
#405 - kevintothemax (03/16/2015) [-]
#406 to #405 - shadowstepone ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
cartoon network is the pearlbot, we are pearl
cartoon network is the pearlbot, we are pearl
#407 to #406 - kevintothemax (03/16/2015) [-]
so true
#403 - shadowstepone ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
**shadowstepone used "*roll faggots*"**
**shadowstepone rolls Phanact**
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#402 to #401 - shadowstepone ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
i'm shadowstepone, pretty good
#397 - mayormilkman (06/23/2013) [-]
I see Cynthia, from the Pokeyman games.
#398 to #397 - shadowstepone ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
you see correctly. i see what looks like the statue of liberty over the american flag
#399 to #398 - mayormilkman (06/23/2013) [-]
Nah, it's just a gray milkman.
#400 to #399 - shadowstepone ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
#124 - nippuhl (08/28/2012) [-]
Dude where are my other 4 babies?