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#6636 - shadowrated (05/24/2014) [+] (39 replies)
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*roll 1*

ask the 8 ball anything fj
User avatar #6950 - ied (07/20/2014) [-]
can i trade/have your fj points
User avatar #6949 - hilariousrubbish (07/11/2014) [-]
i'm just gonna sit on your profile for a bit
User avatar #6939 - aceshot (07/06/2014) [-]
Well the way you usually start to IV breed is to decide a couple of things.
1. Do you want egg moves on your pokemon? If you don't know what egg moves a pokemon is capable of having. Type the pokemons name into google and the first link should be to bulbapedia which will tell you almost anything you want to know about that pokemon.
2. What ability do you want the pokemon to have? When breeding pokemon, there is an 80% chance of passing down the females ability to its offspring. So if you don't have the right ability, there is only a 20% chance you will obtain offspring that has the one you want, which isnt very high.
3. What nature do you want the pokemon to have? Bulbapedia can help you with this step too, as it tells you what stats a pokemon excels at. Natures are passed down by the female 100% of the time if the female is holding an everstone. Alternatively, if you have a ditto with a certain nature, you can stick and everstone on it and it will pass down its nature too.

I will continue with the actual steps below with and example.
User avatar #6940 to #6939 - aceshot (07/06/2014) [-]
Now I'm gonna give you an example with the pokemon Breloom.
Before I start breeding, I know that I want the egg move Drain Punch on my Breloom. I also determined that I wanted its ability to be Poison Heal, and not Effect Spore or Technician. I also know that I want the Breloom to be Adamant nature. So the first thing I do is I got a Male Clefable who knew Drain Punch and a Female Breloom, with Poison Heal as its ability, and bred them. It is important that the Pokemon with the egg move is male and the Pokemon you want the move bred onto is Female. All resulting Shroomish will then have Drain Punch. Now that the egg move is taken care of and we made sure that it was Poison Heal, we move onto nature.

Now I have 24 Ditto, all with different Natures. Therefore, when I want to breed a nature onto a Pokemon, all I have to do it take out the Ditto with that nature and give it an Everstone and breed it with the Pokemon I want to receive that nature.

So, so far I have an either gendered Shroomish with Drain Punch and Poison Heal, and I am going to breed it with an Adamant Ditto holding and everstone. All resulting babies with then have Drain Punch, be Adamant Natured and and 80% chance to recieve Poison Heal as its ability.

Now that I have explained that, its onto actually getting good IV's onto the Pokemon.
User avatar #6941 to #6940 - shadowrated (07/06/2014) [-]
oh so putting in IV's isn't before hatching the egg of a the admant nature posion heal shroomish?

User avatar #6944 to #6941 - aceshot (07/06/2014) [-]
Every Pokemon has an IV's ranging between 0-31 in each stat. When you encounter a Pokemon in the wild, its IV's are randomly determined. When catching Pokemon from a Friend Safari, every Pokemon has 2 perfect 31 IV's.

Breeding is different for IV's because you can actually sort of manipulate the values to how you like. Now you can always get your IV's checked by the guy with the purple hair in the Kiloude Pokemon Center. He tells you which stat has the highest IV. So if you had a Froakie with IV's of 5/10/10/19/10/2, the guy would say that it has above average potential overall, and he would say that your highest stat is SP Attack (which is 19). If he says the phrase "Stats like that can't be beat" that means that whatever stat he said is 31. If you have multiple stats tied for the highest IV, he will output all of the stats that are tied. So he might say HP, Attack, Defense, Speed, "Stats like those cannot be beat", that means all four are 31.

So I said that so far I had an Adamant Shroomish with Drain Punch and Poison Heal right? Now its time to breed for IV's. But if you remember correctly, only females can pass down natures, so if you want the babies to keep on being Adamant, you have to get a female Shroomish and give it and everstone.

I will continue, this should be the last paragraph.
User avatar #6945 to #6944 - aceshot (07/06/2014) [-]
Ok, so now we know you need a Female Shroomish that meets all of our criteria holding an Everstone. And now we need a male to breed it with. The male is kind of irrelevant to nature, moves or ability, but nonetheless, it is needed.

When you breed two pokemon, whether it be Ditto, or otherwise. The game takes 2 IV's from one parent and 2 IV's from the other. Literally copies 2 IV values from one parent and slaps it on the offspring and does the same for the other parent. Now there is no way to tell which 2 its gonna take. If you have a pokemon with 2 31 IV's, it could take the 2 31's or it could take the others that aren't good. Now if you have a parent hold a destiny knot, it takes 3 IV's from the parent holding it, and 2 from the other.

So think about the logic for a second. It LITERALLY copies 5 IV's from the parents combined, which means the more 31's you have, the higher chance the baby will receive those 31's.

So in all say you have a 1 IV male shroomish and a 1 IV female shroomish. Eventually, you will recieve a female or male baby that has 2 IV's. Depending on what gender it is, you should replace the 1 IV with the 2 IV because there is a higher chance of passing on a 31. Now if you don't know where to get started, Ditto from the friend safari always have 2 31 IV's, so breeding a 0 IV shroomish with a 2 IV Ditto holding a Destiny Knot should eventually yield some babies that have 1-2 IV's. Again if you don't quite understand, I'll just tell you what to do.
User avatar #6942 to #6941 - aceshot (07/06/2014) [-]
Well im getting there. Ill explain it and if it doesnt make sense Ill just try to tell you what to do. But me telling you what to do wont make you understand it. If you understand it, you can do it without guidance.
User avatar #6943 to #6942 - shadowrated (07/06/2014) [-]
im understanding it so far, i wish i could thumb you here
User avatar #6946 to #6943 - aceshot (07/06/2014) [-]
updated with the last section
User avatar #6947 to #6946 - shadowrated (07/06/2014) [-]
thanks man, very helpful :D
User avatar #6948 to #6947 - aceshot (07/06/2014) [-]
So in a nutshell:
1. Determine Nature, Egg Moves, Ability
2. Breed for Egg Moves, then Nature using Everstone and Ability
3. Get a Female of the Pokemon you are breeding that meets all of your criteria
4. Give the Female and Everstone, and give the Male a Destiny Knot.
5. Hatch about 5 Egg's at a time, check them at the IV checker to see what kind of IV's they have.
6. If you get a Male/Female with more 31's than the Female/Male you already have in the daycare, replace the ones in the daycare, remembering to reput the Knot/Everstone back on them.
Note: (The last IV is always random because it only takes 5 from the parents, so 6 IV, is also a bit of luck because the game have to randomly generate that number, most Pokemon can survive being only 5 IV, because most only use Attack/Special Attack so its useless to have 31 in Attack if the Pokemon will never utilize its attack.)
User avatar #6937 - shadowrated (06/26/2014) [-]
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#6932 - applecopy (06/23/2014) [-]
hedgehogs are cringy AF
#6934 to #6932 - shadowrated (06/23/2014) [-]
this is the first time i have ever gotten hate for being a hedgehog
User avatar #6936 to #6934 - applecopy (06/25/2014) [-]
I'm just kidding I love you
#6931 - struttndatass (06/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6913 - grimandevil (06/22/2014) [-]
You're simply the best, better than all the rest
Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met
I'm stuck on your profile and hang on every word you say
Tear us apart, baby, I would rather be dead

In your comment I see the thumb of every ****** and every gay
In your comment section I get lost, I get washed away
Just as long as I'm here #6913 I could be in no better place

I'm laughing,oh god
User avatar #6933 to #6913 - shadowrated (06/23/2014) [-]
what the original?
User avatar #6935 to #6933 - grimandevil (06/24/2014) [-]
Tina turner simply the best
#6914 to #6913 - shadowrated (06/22/2014) [-]
i love it
i love it
User avatar #6912 - grimandevil (06/22/2014) [-]
Wait,i'll find better ones
#6911 - grimandevil has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6906 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
Hey how are you?
User avatar #6910 to #6906 - shadowrated (06/22/2014) [-]
sure ill take some lyrics
not sure why you deleted that comment
#6909 to #6908 - grimandevil has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6907 to #6906 - shadowrated (06/21/2014) [-]
goods n u?
User avatar #6904 - bogbean (06/21/2014) [-]
how do i rate shadow
User avatar #6902 - shadowrated (06/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6896 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
So did you get any of that 7-day colored text?
User avatar #6897 to #6896 - shadowrated (06/18/2014) [-]
not yet :[
#6895 - shadowrated (06/16/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #6886 - rahtoga (06/14/2014) [-]
**rahtoga rolls 8** Will I die within 7 minutes?
User avatar #6887 to #6886 - rahtoga (06/14/2014) [-]
aw yiss
#6882 - funnyisme (06/13/2014) [-]
If I was gay I would 						****					 you
If I was gay I would **** you
#6881 - funnyisme has deleted their comment [-]
#6878 - ronkfjoll (06/13/2014) [-]
**ronkfjoll rolls 3** hnnnng
#6879 to #6878 - ronkfjoll (06/13/2014) [-]
**ronkfjoll rolls 906** Can i stick a stick with herpes in my rectum?
User avatar #6870 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
lol what's up with the avatar?
#6871 to #6870 - shadowrated (06/12/2014) [-]
im yor bitch
im yor bitch
User avatar #6872 to #6871 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
you changed it back pretty quick. Where did you get that pic anyway?
User avatar #6874 to #6873 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Y U NO my bitch anymore? I've got an idea for a game we can play if you're up for it
User avatar #6875 to #6874 - shadowrated (06/12/2014) [-]
sorry gtg
User avatar #6876 to #6875 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #6880 to #6877 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
oh mai gawd plz respond!!!!11!!!
#6883 to #6880 - shadowrated (06/14/2014) [-]
lets play the game
User avatar #6885 to #6883 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Alright. I'll just wait for you to come online. We can play it here ore on my profile, you decide
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