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shadowkills

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Age: 26
Date Signed Up:7/03/2011
Last Login:8/28/2016
Location:chitown
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#1264 - **shadowkills used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **shadowkills rolls 08** 08/27/2016 on Where will you be reborn? 0
#67 - You're right I mean look at FDR, he told everyone about is ill… 08/23/2016 on Man Who Kept Syringe Now... 0
#36 - It deters criminals since they can see that you have ever one,…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2016 on Soccermom Kidnaps Anon's... +3
#48 - skebaba (08/23/2016) [-]
Except it doesn't deter at all. They will see it. They sneak behind you and headshot you, thus you are ded, thus can't use the gun.
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#65 - kilotech (08/23/2016) [-]
you're assuming every 2bit pickpocket is a special forces operative with mental issues looking to satisfy his bloodlust, when really they just want a quick buck with no risk
#54 - kaimera (08/23/2016) [-]
No, a criminal is not always out to kill.
A mugger isnt going to go after a person open carrying because there is a chance they may fight back.
If the guy fights back, three things may happen. The theif could be caught, the theif could be killed, or the robbery could turn into a murder.

None of these are good, so they will go after the weakest, most timid looking person they can see.
#22 - This article chronicling all their races would disagree with y… 08/21/2016 on A Bunch of Mary Sues +2
#43 - Youre retarded that's a cow  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2016 on animal tweets +1
#44 - huntergriff (08/21/2016) [-]
No, this is a cow!
#47 - selfdestructo (08/21/2016) [-]
i found a ferret!
#41 - No its a retarded cat  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2016 on animal tweets +3
#42 - huntergriff (08/21/2016) [-]
are you retarded? This is a cat.
#43 - shadowkills (08/21/2016) [-]
Youre retarded that's a cow
#44 - huntergriff (08/21/2016) [-]
No, this is a cow!
#47 - selfdestructo (08/21/2016) [-]
i found a ferret!
#39 - Actually it's a deer dear  [+] (6 new replies) 08/21/2016 on animal tweets +6
#40 - huntergriff (08/21/2016) [-]
No, this is a deer.
#41 - shadowkills (08/21/2016) [-]
No its a retarded cat
#42 - huntergriff (08/21/2016) [-]
are you retarded? This is a cat.
#43 - shadowkills (08/21/2016) [-]
Youre retarded that's a cow
#44 - huntergriff (08/21/2016) [-]
No, this is a cow!
#47 - selfdestructo (08/21/2016) [-]
i found a ferret!
#28 - Miss marvel, the character you just described.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2016 on checkmate white males +1
#33 - demonsora (08/21/2016) [-]
big difference there, the ORIGINAL Miss Marvel didn't suddenly turn BLACK, she dissapeared from the Scene and a new person took up the mantle. this is taking a pre-established character, a FAMOUSLY RED HAIR AND WHITE SKINNED one and completely disregarding it all so appease SJW BLM Feminazi assholes who ultimately couldn't of given two shits about the SOURCE MATERIAL and just want another thing to bitch about
#39 - Normally it wood not (get it? Sorry) but it looks like it may …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2016 on Ride the Lightning +7
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#66 - gjtz (08/21/2016) [-]
This is wrong, wood conducts electricity wet or dry. If you touch damn near anything hanging over a power line, or bump something into a power line, your ass is going to get lit up like a Christmas tree. I don't want to make you sound like a dumbass, but this is false information that could possible get someone killed.

PSA: assume that all power lines are live at all times, even if you are told otherwise. Better safe than sorry. If you're ever near a downed line and you feel tingling in your feet and legs, or static in your hair, put your feet together and hop like a rabbit away from the line until the tingling stops. It's stupid, but it's in fire, EMS, and law enforcement training guides about this shit.
#35 - The wood they they were lifting seemed to touch a power line  [+] (4 new replies) 08/20/2016 on Ride the Lightning +8
#36 - zionsype (08/20/2016) [-]
why would that electrocute them
It's wood
#39 - shadowkills (08/20/2016) [-]
Normally it wood not (get it? Sorry) but it looks like it may be wet based on its color which makes it conductive.
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#66 - gjtz (08/21/2016) [-]
This is wrong, wood conducts electricity wet or dry. If you touch damn near anything hanging over a power line, or bump something into a power line, your ass is going to get lit up like a Christmas tree. I don't want to make you sound like a dumbass, but this is false information that could possible get someone killed.

PSA: assume that all power lines are live at all times, even if you are told otherwise. Better safe than sorry. If you're ever near a downed line and you feel tingling in your feet and legs, or static in your hair, put your feet together and hop like a rabbit away from the line until the tingling stops. It's stupid, but it's in fire, EMS, and law enforcement training guides about this shit.
#38 - anon (08/20/2016) [-]
Looks like they were trying to be careful & use the wood to move the power line or something & it hit one of them.

Kind of fucked up really.

This happens too often in poorer countries.