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#24 - the blond one is called legolas 12/01/2015 on Lort of the rungs +2
#27 - i visit my grandparents maybe once a month. and my parents onc…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2015 on Right in the feels +1
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#35 - satansferret (12/01/2015) [-]
That's what I do as well. The Grands pretty much raised me and they're both in their mid 80s now so it's getting close to that time and I'm trying to make things count as much as I can.
#732 - ki 11/30/2015 on FJ Demographics 0
#55 - a frien of mine got a laabrador / alaskan malamute mix and liv…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2015 on Vet Stories Part 2 -1
#76 - anon (11/29/2015) [-]
That's too much you exercise a dog too much you van give them severe joint issues
#17 - crossing my finger 11/13/2015 on Game Give Away 0
#19 - fully educated electrican here. i learned that you can be kill…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2015 on Saftey First kids 0
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#29 - haroldsaxon (10/29/2015) [-]
Really? I've electrocuted myself several times and never felt any effects after a short while. 24 hour watch seems a bit excessive.
#37 - dankrolls (10/29/2015) [-]
**dankrolls used "*roll picture*"**
**dankrolls rolled image**I'm sorry to break it to you, but you have died several times without noticing.

Definition of electrocution: Electrocution is death caused by electric shock sauce www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/american_english/electrocute
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#38 - haroldsaxon (10/29/2015) [-]
Looks like I'm more hardcore than I thought
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#23 - Funnel (10/29/2015) [-]
It's the amps that kill you, but the amp can't travel without the volt so you need both. <-- robotics engineer.
#3 - i love winter more, waking uo and seing a snowy landscape, hot… 10/28/2015 on break out yer sweaters +7
#31 - kinda bad this post, when a dude with a sword attacked and kil…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/22/2015 on the hero we all deserve +1
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#145 - caucasians (10/23/2015) [-]
It's kinda horrific, the students thought he was dressed as darth vader at first and wanted to take pictures with him but yeah that was not the case.
#56 - anon (10/23/2015) [-]
he removed kebab
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#130 - razerdude (10/23/2015) [-]
he was kebab i think
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#32 - reican (10/22/2015) [-]
well that's what they get for forgetting their shields before venturing from home.
#11 - remember going to an Iron maiden concert, when i fell in the m… 10/22/2015 on Title +13
#33 - can you explain what he means by diluted his gum and gumming d…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2015 on tales from a gay bar 15 0
#35 - selrahcrox (10/20/2015) [-]
I don't know if I'm correct, but spirit gum is like an adhesive used for the body. So by gumming his tits down would mean pressing his moobs against his body to appear smaller or flatter. At least that's what i think it means.