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Old but Gold
Must have watched this for the 10th time. That high-five of Godly Brohood.
And here is the followup video for that.
To anyone who watches this, make sure to watch the first one fully (even past the credits).
I love it.
Wonder if you could make a good rpg where instead of a bunch of people in the party you just have two guys that become super bros over the course of an awesome adventure.
That was fucking amazing
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HAW Comp 3 - Space Roomba
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Ucricus Irreryo Mopo
Look, asuming the gay factor in populations is anatural mechanism to curb populaton growth, you can reasonably asume in a few generations they will die out, but STILL. You have a VERY limited genestock that you absolutely and carefully must exploit to create the maximum possible new combinations of genes over generations to increase both population numbers to viable levels AND prevent things like inbreeding from happening.
All of the above is impossible as long as inter-species couples are permited, asari are permited to mate with any other sentient spcies (except angara, beeing locals they don't have the problem) and as long as women are permited to forsake pregnancy and child-care for having any kind of career. Let me put this in another perspective: the population of Washington DC, the US capital, in 2015 according to google was 672228 people. The ark carried with it 20000 people. Earth right now supports 7.347 billion people. That's 7347000000 people
Washington DC has 30 times the population these people want to colonise ANOTHER GALAXY with. Earth has 367000 times the population of one ark. They barely have enough population on that one ark to colonise a small asteroid mining colony, let alone an entire galaxy. It will take centuries, possibly a milenium of rapid breeding to bring the population to the standards needed to ocupy ONE planet, let alone a galaxy. And every other species has the exact same problem. Maybe the Nexus has more population on it, but they never mention that. The Nexus was supposed to be a support skeleton crew while the arks were the core of the colonisation effort.
And they plan to do this with A) non breeders like gays and trannies B)permited inter-species relationships that are steryle C) asari permited to mate with other milky way species. With an allready horendously small population for their goals.
So yes, a bunch of retards strugling to hold one planet sounds right. Fuck, even the angara, who only inhabiy ONE star-cluster of the new galaxy could wipe out the andromeda initiative by using an army armed with sticks and stone to bash them all to death. Because the angara have planets worth of people already colonised.
And to THIS hilarious situation you add the kett. If youplat the game you learn that
the kett in the Heleus cluster are nothing but a small expedition sent to asimilate the cluster into the GALXY SPANNING KETT EMPIRE. If the Angara can use medieval style weapons to win a war with the "high tech" andromeda initiative by weight of bodies alone, the kett can use the Imperial Guard tactic of drowning them in boddies and blood to win. Literaly.
And that above spoiler is ignoring the simple fundamental problem of THE ENTIRE ANDROMEDA INITIATIVE IS MADE UP OF CIVILIAN CRAFT WITH NO WEAPONS. Meanwhile the Kett have gigantic space battleships with guns that can glass planets. And the andromeda initiative guys would have to build orbital shipyards and new ships they don't have the population to sustain and arm them with resources they don't have to even hope to have a chance
And dear lord I'll stop. The reason everyone calls the people of the Andromeda initiative autists is not the animations believe it or not. It's EVERYTHING else. There is literaly NOTHING correct in this plot. Nothing. These people would all be dead in a generation.
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