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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:1/09/2012
Last Login:5/26/2016
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Content Ranking:#4557
Comment Ranking:#8871
Highest Content Rank:#860
Highest Comment Rank:#2583
Content Thumbs: 8188 total,  9029 ,  841
Comment Thumbs: 3582 total,  3834 ,  252
Content Level Progress: 78% (78/100)
Level 181 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 182 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 15% (15/100)
Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:314459
Times Content Favorited:929 times
Total Comments Made:1119
FJ Points:7082

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#67 - I use xbmc with a skin, looks much better imo  [+] (4 new replies) 03/21/2015 on Cool Trick I Found 0
#68 - seylorm (03/21/2015) [-]
same for tv shows
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#88 - ScottP (03/21/2015) [-]
Awww yeah! The Flash!
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#117 - seylorm (03/21/2015) [-]
hell yeah, did you watch the newest episode?
holy shit, that was so epic!
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#118 - ScottP (03/21/2015) [-]
I'm freaking pumped for the next episode
#2 - good thing I wasn't too attached to him Man, and ***… 03/16/2015 on RIPeroni Noah 0
#2 - intel i5 3570k gigabyte radeon hd 7970 asus P8Z77-V … 03/16/2015 on PC Build: Freddy 0
#2 - you mean something like this?  [+] (61 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Daaaaaamn +241
#234 - gerfox (03/17/2015) [-]
I- I don't know what I expected
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#229 - cackrel (03/17/2015) [-]
SNAP CITY!!!
#227 - eyyboss (03/17/2015) [-]
OH JESUS GOD WHY
#223 - corporate (03/17/2015) [-]
plskys murrlogic decode
#224 - Decode (03/17/2015) [-]
y
#225 - corporate (03/17/2015) [-]
as someone who lifts weights daily including a leg press machine this made my butthole pucker
#220 - stianan (03/17/2015) [-]
atleast she didn't forget leg day
**stianan used "*roll 1, 00-9999*"**
**stianan rolls 9,120**
#219 - stianan (03/17/2015) [-]
#214 - ciacheczko (03/17/2015) [-]
Oh dear god I repressed memory of this video, and hoped to never see anything even remotely related to it ever again.
#200 - thahax (03/17/2015) [-]
He saw his chance and he took it
#193 - babbe (03/17/2015) [-]
vid source on that?
#192 - superanonymouspers (03/17/2015) [-]
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#189 - hwangnuneo (03/17/2015) [-]
tiddy grab!
#187 - bigmaeck (03/17/2015) [-]
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#147 - krazzykidd (03/17/2015) [-]
I have a habit of locking my knees when I do legs. Now I'm not going to lock my knees eve again. Not even while just standing
#139 - anon (03/17/2015) [-]
omg how horrific
#110 - xAELiTe (03/17/2015) [-]
#105 - destroyerofcheese (03/17/2015) [-]
Imma just skip leg day
#101 - cintan (03/17/2015) [-]
Holy jumping Jehovah's Witnesses
#233 - beastkenten (03/17/2015) [-]
have this
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#99 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2015) [-]
One of the few things that can really honest to god make me cringe.
JESUS.
CHRIST.
#90 - baderkadunk (03/17/2015) [-]
jesus fucking christ on a bike.
#87 - llpanic (03/17/2015) [-]
now i'm afraid of doing legs, how much weight makes it risky like this?
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#177 - hydraetis (03/17/2015) [-]
As long as you don't lock your knees you're fine.
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#106 - cshp (03/17/2015) [-]
I just has to be enough to break past the resistance that both of your legs put up against bending the wrong way
#85 - xdiabolicx (03/17/2015) [-]
Nyoh muh gawd
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#83 - somerussian (03/17/2015) [-]
NO
#77 - buddhadom (03/17/2015) [-]
THE TIME IS NOW
#74 - anon (03/17/2015) [-]
omfg dude....fuck
fcuck fuckcnjosdfhaskljhfbvaskjfbvasdfkvsa
#66 - critality (03/17/2015) [-]
I severely regret hitting play
#65 - anon (03/17/2015) [-]
I want to watch this video but im too much of a pussy
#64 - painismysaviour (03/17/2015) [-]
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#62 - failtolawl (03/17/2015) [-]
I'll just not hit play.
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#226 - deathchain (03/17/2015) [-]
There are many times in life when you will regret not doing something.

This is not one of those times.
#60 - thedippestofshits (03/17/2015) [-]
holy flaming shitbricks. THIS is what happens when you lock?
#198 - hamplanet (03/17/2015) [-]
It doesn't need to happen, but it can.
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#52 - deathchain (03/16/2015) [-]
Just when I thought I'd forgotten this video.
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#84 - somerussian (03/17/2015) [-]
I wish I could forget
#49 - uninstall (03/16/2015) [-]
#46 - blademontane (03/16/2015) [-]
Well.
#36 - nottheoatmeal (03/16/2015) [-]
#28 - ironsoul (03/16/2015) [-]
That was brutal
#22 - zackenia (03/16/2015) [-]
#12 - jedimage (03/16/2015) [-]
Audio version
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#240 - bleachcraze (03/17/2015) [-]
you can hear the crack
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#34 - seikestrom (03/16/2015) [-]
That was alot less extreme of a sound I expected.
#104 - Azacu (03/17/2015) [-]
Fixed it for you RIP headphone users
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#231 - instalation (03/17/2015) [-]
I've always wanted to know where that scream was from. Still though, made me laugh, and not just blow air out of my nose.
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#252 - Azacu (03/17/2015) [-]
Here it is, it's nsfw though so be warned.

www.xvideos.com/video631291/black_guy_orgasm
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#181 - alphashell (03/17/2015) [-]
Scared the shit out of me and then I almost died of laughter.

fuck you
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#122 - PFCMadness (03/17/2015) [-]
I haven't laughed that hard in a while, good job!
#108 - anon (03/17/2015) [-]
first good laugh ive ad in a while thanks buddy
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#109 - Azacu (03/17/2015) [-]
No problem man, that's what I am here for.
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#57 - demcupcakes (03/17/2015) [-]
Adrenaline OP.
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#31 - YllekNayr (03/16/2015) [-]
I'm terribly terribly afraid to click play
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#55 - ruckallthefules (03/17/2015) [-]
sounded like a tiny dog being happy for 0.1 sec, was very anticlimatic
#7 - berengar (03/16/2015) [-]
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#6 - maybelline (03/16/2015) [-]
NO NO NO DONT LOCK YOUR KNEES OOOH FUCK
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#43 - alanflindt (03/16/2015) [-]
ok im not watching this now
#5 - kaboomz (03/16/2015) [-]
*SNAP*
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#3 - scriptsfordays (03/16/2015) [-]
EXACTLY THAT.
#230 - intel i5 3570k gigabyte radeon hd 7970 asus P8Z77-V … 03/15/2015 on What sort of computer do... 0
#51 - >she couldn't kill the kid that's actually what I was e… 03/10/2015 on Carol +1
#117 - she can be very majestic 02/27/2015 on Do you have a pet? 0
#112 - this is my dog, there are many like it but this one is mine …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Do you have a pet? +1
#117 - seylorm (02/27/2015) [-]
she can be very majestic
#922 - pic #2 02/25/2015 on Post a screenshot of your... 0
#921 - pic #1 02/25/2015 on Post a screenshot of your... 0
#919 - dual screen, because **** you  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Post a screenshot of your... 0
#922 - seylorm (02/25/2015) [-]
pic #2
#921 - seylorm (02/25/2015) [-]
pic #1
#3 - mfw the black kid and the cat one 02/21/2015 on webm comp11 +22
#85 - why the **** not? 02/21/2015 on Weekend selfie thread? 0
#19 - at first I thought you drew a sperm cell and was like wtf … 02/20/2015 on Colorblind Test +4
#118 - Star citicen, bitches PC mustard race 5ever 02/16/2015 on What games are you playing? 0
#433 - thanks, it comes and goes. One day ist nice and clean and … 02/16/2015 on Euro FJers, post your selfie +1
#420 - Germany reporting in.  [+] (7 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Euro FJers, post your selfie +3
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#422 - andra (02/16/2015) [-]
your skin is so fucking clean
#531 - shorea (02/16/2015) [-]
this is a photo of me, that my friend once took while she was really close to me.
im not high, it was very bright
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#533 - andra (02/16/2015) [-]
shit son
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#446 - joshlol (02/16/2015) [-]
this is what someone that showers looks like
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#451 - andra (02/16/2015) [-]
take note josh
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#435 - Virt (02/16/2015) [-]
whatcha lookin at smooth skin
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#433 - seylorm (02/16/2015) [-]
thanks, it comes and goes.
One day ist nice and clean and the next my face is a fucking crater.
#80 - **seylorm used "*roll 6, 0-1000*"** **seylorm rolls 0,679**… 02/15/2015 on Firat one to roll 666 will... +1
#83 - this sexy beast 02/13/2015 on background 0
#133 - I went to the queen concert in frankfurt tonight 02/08/2015 on Saturday night, what are... 0
#65 - Star citizen, bitches 02/07/2015 on Max size wall-paper dump 0
#2196 - Anyone here playing star citizen?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#2232 - stoopify (02/07/2015) [-]
Im planning on gettin it soon....also prolly gonna get Elite Dangerous......
#1307 - Basic Statistics: Age: 19 Nationality: German … 02/07/2015 on Addy's personality survey +1
#726 - Germany reporting in 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +2
#12 - Take a closer look at that snout 01/31/2015 on Gif Compilation - Rare Animals +7
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#66 - keplerx (09/11/2015) [-]
They're not just warriors, they are also great mimes!
#64 - presidentmoose (06/27/2014) [-]
#65 to #64 - seylorm (06/27/2014) [-]
hell yeah, i now have my own personal moose picture, totally worth the wait 10/10
#62 - battledude (01/25/2013) [-]
If you dont collect anymore, are you willing to pass on your items?

or just some normal trades :p
#49 - whiteniggers (11/25/2012) [-]
How much for the special morganite?
#50 to #49 - seylorm (11/25/2012) [-]
dolan imp?
#45 - bonjangles (11/23/2012) [-]
Would you trade your Evil Ruby Ring for a Rape Horse?
#46 to #45 - seylorm (11/23/2012) [-]
Probably not, I really like that ring.
#47 to #46 - bonjangles (11/23/2012) [-]
2.5k RITs and Rape Horse?

Damn I really don't want to collect RITs.
#48 to #47 - seylorm (11/23/2012) [-]
Well, me neither, so no, sorry.
#44 - futuramafan (11/21/2012) [-]
How about Incubator for

1 x Frank Page
1 x Wolf Head
8 x Jewelry Gambler
1 x Tree Monster Page
4 x Orange Hoof
#37 - dropz (11/07/2012) [-]
What do you want for your rits and tokens?
#38 to #37 - seylorm (11/07/2012) [-]
are you selling your dgt?
#17 - seylorm (10/31/2012) [-]
lel, check out my green sword, renkelvin
#9 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
Result:

I really wish someone will finally get something...
#10 to #9 - seylorm (10/23/2012) [-]
maybe another day...
thanks anyway
#11 to #10 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
No problem, just send a trade request whenever you want me to scratch more for you ;)
#12 to #11 - seylorm (10/23/2012) [-]
and by the way, could you send me one of the scratched one back, i still need one of those :)
#13 to #12 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
sure man!
#14 to #13 - seylorm (10/23/2012) [-]
thanks
#3 - doctorhitmarker (09/12/2012) [-]
Sorry, now I only have one pig egg left, I still have a spare sheep egg, so maybe a sheep egg and a diamond for your thumb gear?
#4 to #3 - seylorm (09/12/2012) [-]
that's good too.
#5 to #4 - doctorhitmarker (09/12/2012) [-]
Good Good! I'll send a request :)
#6 to #5 - seylorm (09/12/2012) [-]
oh, i already sent one.
#7 to #6 - doctorhitmarker (09/12/2012) [-]
I deleted my trade request Lol and accepted yours, and thanks for the gear :)
#8 to #7 - seylorm (09/12/2012) [-]
np
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