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Date Signed Up:1/09/2012
Last Login:7/22/2014
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Content Ranking:#8612
Comment Ranking:#7966
Highest Content Rank:#860
Highest Comment Rank:#6069
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#47 - I'm german, and I'm probably the laziest person you'll ever hear from.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2013 on Stereotypes +1
User avatar #124 - joshlol (08/04/2013) [-]
Aren't you all spectacular engineers ?
#135 - seylorm (08/04/2013) [-]
I don't know, I'm certainly not.
#154 - all of them of course 07/25/2013 on Oh the humanity 0
#27 - what if you're american?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/09/2013 on stupidity +1
User avatar #29 - kokkodellrrisch (06/09/2013) [-]
Snooki.
User avatar #198 - cubicalpayload (06/10/2013) [-]
What if you're Snooki?
#283 - devout feminist (06/10/2013) [-]
Then you should probably die.

Snooki is the only person that I hate. Other than Nicki Minaj, that is. And the fake feminists. And native english speakers. And people that wear those really stupid shutter shades. And people that wear their pants so low that they can't run from the cops (unless they're women, in which case they won't be able to run from me without stripping, which is fine by me. (unless they're really ugly, in which case i don't care.))

If you examine my list very carefully you'll notice that Hitler is none of these things.
User avatar #213 - kokkodellrrisch (06/10/2013) [-]
Ostrich.
#18 - So why not call it OP? 06/09/2013 on Wtf Africa +7
#174 - in school, waiting for my lesson to start 06/07/2013 on What are you doing right now? 0
#4 - you're so bad at drawing a circle,you can't even spell it  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2013 on I know why kids love... +169
#7 - sexynippleguy (05/27/2013) [-]
i sure am
#11 - most of these are because of pure stupidity 05/22/2013 on I'll show you mine if you... +2
#70 - asymptotes sound like the friendzone to me 05/17/2013 on we know drama 0
#32 - hey, what's Ramsey Snow doing there? 05/16/2013 on Thank you captain obvious. 0
#2 - "accidentally" 05/05/2013 on Curiosity +6
#1 - anyone got an unshpped version of that pic?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Reality Check +9
User avatar #5 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/30/2013) [-]
she's holding up the picture...
#2 - cunty (04/29/2013) [-]
your a sick man, heres a thumb
User avatar #4 - mulk (04/29/2013) [-]
Internet in a nutshell
#1 - holy shit, I enlarged it. 04/26/2013 on Photogenic Seal 0
#2 - hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia someone else do t…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/23/2013 on M.A.T.H +36
#39 - samjamfan has deleted their comment.
#9 - stepsword (04/24/2013) [-]
#3 - maxcarnage (04/23/2013) [-]
447
User avatar #45 - fitemeirl (04/24/2013) [-]
2593713%

copy all
make html document of it
ctrl f
1 times the amount of A plus 2 times the amount of B plus 3 times the amount of c
continue until done.
User avatar #43 - capslockrage (04/24/2013) [-]
On that page, press CTRL+f to find a letter, then press y
User avatar #41 - penismunchernohomo (04/24/2013) [-]
"The number of characters exceeds the limit: 189665"
#16 - lolokoko (04/24/2013) [-]
8+9+16+16+15+16+15+20+15+13+15+14+19+13+18+15+19+5+19+17+21+9+16+5+4+1+12+9+15+1 6+8+15+2+9+1=440

H+I+P+P+O+P+O+T+O+M+O+N+S+T+R+O+S+E+S+Q+U+I+P+E+D+A+L+I+O+P+H+O+B+I+A

Yes, I have no life.
#14 - mrcowll (04/24/2013) [-]
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis = 555 (Wow that was lucky)
#10 - devout feminist (04/24/2013) [-]
the beauty of this is that no-one is ever going to check that that's right.

fuckingsmart.jpeg
#31 - walesforever (04/24/2013) [-]
you underestimate the power of the comments section
#56 - Well, have you ever tried fitting a tape into your phone? 04/18/2013 on small tv +12
#3 - Wichser schreibt man mit w.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2013 on Bist du schwul, oder was?... 0
#6 - devout feminist (04/12/2013) [-]
wusste ich nicht gott
mein fetter anus tut weh
User avatar #5 - darkstone (04/12/2013) [-]
Grammatik nazi
#563 - No, you won't. 04/11/2013 on DJ 4DM1N will reply to you -1
#1 - >take the Charizard >sell it >get way more than 20$  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2013 on Why....... 0
#15 - devout feminist (04/10/2013) [-]
if everyone take the Charizard, who are you selling it to...
User avatar #2 - ashee (04/10/2013) [-]
This exactly why I think the people who picked $20 are mentally retarded.
#3 - I'll consider it, if she makes some lesbian porn. 04/05/2013 on I need your help 0
#3 - I can understand that he doesn't know pokémon, but not knowin… 03/16/2013 on who wants to be a millionaire +4
#1 - Looks like he has giant pile of shit on his back. 03/16/2013 on Unfair +61
#3 - Comment deleted 03/15/2013 on So close 0
#1 - Comment deleted 03/10/2013 on My Uncle Molested Me 0
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2013 on FunnyJunk doesn't want me... 0
#3 - studbeefpile Comment deleted by seylorm
#1 - >implying anyone would give back a thumbdrive they found. 03/10/2013 on Life Hacks 0
#1 - Comment deleted 03/09/2013 on Roll your SPECIAL stat 0

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#65 to #64 - seylorm (06/27/2014) [-]
hell yeah, i now have my own personal moose picture, totally worth the wait 10/10
User avatar #62 - battledude (01/25/2013) [-]
If you dont collect anymore, are you willing to pass on your items?

or just some normal trades :p
User avatar #49 - whiteniggers (11/25/2012) [-]
How much for the special morganite?
#50 to #49 - seylorm (11/25/2012) [-]
dolan imp?
User avatar #45 - bonjangles (11/23/2012) [-]
Would you trade your Evil Ruby Ring for a Rape Horse?
#46 to #45 - seylorm (11/23/2012) [-]
Probably not, I really like that ring.
User avatar #47 to #46 - bonjangles (11/23/2012) [-]
2.5k RITs and Rape Horse?

Damn I really don't want to collect RITs.
#48 to #47 - seylorm (11/23/2012) [-]
Well, me neither, so no, sorry.
User avatar #44 - futuramafan (11/21/2012) [-]
How about Incubator for

1 x Frank Page
1 x Wolf Head
8 x Jewelry Gambler
1 x Tree Monster Page
4 x Orange Hoof
User avatar #37 - dropz (11/07/2012) [-]
What do you want for your rits and tokens?
#38 to #37 - seylorm (11/07/2012) [-]
are you selling your dgt?
#17 - seylorm (10/31/2012) [-]
lel, check out my green sword, renkelvin
#9 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
Result:

I really wish someone will finally get something...
#10 to #9 - seylorm (10/23/2012) [-]
maybe another day...
thanks anyway
User avatar #11 to #10 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
No problem, just send a trade request whenever you want me to scratch more for you ;)
#12 to #11 - seylorm (10/23/2012) [-]
and by the way, could you send me one of the scratched one back, i still need one of those :)
User avatar #13 to #12 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
sure man!
#14 to #13 - seylorm (10/23/2012) [-]
thanks
User avatar #3 - doctorhitmarker (09/12/2012) [-]
Sorry, now I only have one pig egg left, I still have a spare sheep egg, so maybe a sheep egg and a diamond for your thumb gear?
#4 to #3 - seylorm (09/12/2012) [-]
that's good too.
User avatar #5 to #4 - doctorhitmarker (09/12/2012) [-]
Good Good! I'll send a request :)
#6 to #5 - seylorm (09/12/2012) [-]
oh, i already sent one.
User avatar #7 to #6 - doctorhitmarker (09/12/2012) [-]
I deleted my trade request Lol and accepted yours, and thanks for the gear :)
#8 to #7 - seylorm (09/12/2012) [-]
np
#2 to #1 - seylorm (08/18/2012) [-]
um, thanks, i guess?
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