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#21 - Picture 05/30/2014 on apple power +1
#1 - something, something, Stacys mum  [+] (14 new replies) 05/30/2014 on I knew it! +139
User avatar #75 - EdwardNigma (05/31/2014) [-]
It sounds so weird if you say it like "Mum"
STACEYS MUM HAS GOT IT GOIN' ON SHE HAS.
#74 - gaytard (05/31/2014) [-]
something something in the month of may
#2 - krizz (05/30/2014) [-]
HAS GOT IT GOING ON
#10 - fables has deleted their comment.
#3 - crazycommando (05/30/2014) [-]
SHE'S ALL I WANT
#4 - uzerc (05/30/2014) [-]
AND I'VE WAITED FOR SO LONG
User avatar #41 - garymotherfingoak (05/31/2014) [-]
SO CALL ME MAYBE
User avatar #49 - mydogpikachu (05/31/2014) [-]
fucking gary
User avatar #48 - syfygeek (05/31/2014) [-]
God dammit Gary
User avatar #5 - pbeldin (05/30/2014) [-]
Stacy can't you see that you're just not the girl for me
#7 - crazymannequin (05/30/2014) [-]
I know it might be wrong
User avatar #8 - niimajneb (05/30/2014) [-]
but I'm in love with Stacy's mom.
User avatar #73 - heeveejeevees (05/31/2014) [-]
*insert epic guitar solo*
#55 - crazymannequin (05/31/2014) [-]
Stacy's mom has got it goin on. Stacy's mom has got it goin on
#261 - **seylorm rolled image ** Don't be a pony 05/27/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#2 - my pleasure I ******* love Stargate 05/27/2014 on Mouse Tracking +1
#171 - yeah, like I said, I never played it, so I wasn't dissapionted…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Mouse Tracking +1
User avatar #420 - Zyklone (05/27/2014) [-]
I envy you good sir.

My buddy also preorderd and we spent the whole week beating it twice

Good times regardless
#167 - I never really played D2, so I don't know much about it, but i…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Mouse Tracking +1
User avatar #168 - Zyklone (05/26/2014) [-]
in D2 you could put like 30 points on one skill to make it beefy, then with synergies make it OP.

In 3 you can acquire every skill before max level (if im not mistaken)
I had d3 pre orderd and got the error 54 or whatever. Overall disappointing for this hardcore Diablo fan. (D1 was also awesome, when cow level was scary)
User avatar #173 - Noon (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah I will agree that D3 was a let down initially, but with the release of the new expansion they fixed loot drops at least, and made it a little more enjoyable. Its still not as good as D2, but lets face it, D2 was fucking badass.
User avatar #421 - Zyklone (05/27/2014) [-]
I suggest you take a look at Path of Exiles
#171 - seylorm (05/26/2014) [-]
yeah, like I said, I never played it, so I wasn't dissapionted because of any expectations one might have, for me it's just a pretty fun game, especially if you play it with some friends in a group
User avatar #420 - Zyklone (05/27/2014) [-]
I envy you good sir.

My buddy also preorderd and we spent the whole week beating it twice

Good times regardless
#164 - yeah, I stopped, too, for about a year and a half, but I recen…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Mouse Tracking +1
User avatar #165 - Zyklone (05/26/2014) [-]
I miss D2, where skills were a serious decision
#167 - seylorm (05/26/2014) [-]
I never really played D2, so I don't know much about it, but in D3 with the new paragon system you now can at least spend the skill point yourself.
User avatar #168 - Zyklone (05/26/2014) [-]
in D2 you could put like 30 points on one skill to make it beefy, then with synergies make it OP.

In 3 you can acquire every skill before max level (if im not mistaken)
I had d3 pre orderd and got the error 54 or whatever. Overall disappointing for this hardcore Diablo fan. (D1 was also awesome, when cow level was scary)
User avatar #173 - Noon (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah I will agree that D3 was a let down initially, but with the release of the new expansion they fixed loot drops at least, and made it a little more enjoyable. Its still not as good as D2, but lets face it, D2 was fucking badass.
User avatar #421 - Zyklone (05/27/2014) [-]
I suggest you take a look at Path of Exiles
#171 - seylorm (05/26/2014) [-]
yeah, like I said, I never played it, so I wasn't dissapionted because of any expectations one might have, for me it's just a pretty fun game, especially if you play it with some friends in a group
User avatar #420 - Zyklone (05/27/2014) [-]
I envy you good sir.

My buddy also preorderd and we spent the whole week beating it twice

Good times regardless
#148 - 38 minutes with my witch doctor in diablo 3  [+] (9 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Mouse Tracking +2
User avatar #161 - Zyklone (05/26/2014) [-]
i gave up on D3 for PoE
#164 - seylorm (05/26/2014) [-]
yeah, I stopped, too, for about a year and a half, but I recently picked it up again with reaper of souls and its actually quite fun
User avatar #165 - Zyklone (05/26/2014) [-]
I miss D2, where skills were a serious decision
#167 - seylorm (05/26/2014) [-]
I never really played D2, so I don't know much about it, but in D3 with the new paragon system you now can at least spend the skill point yourself.
User avatar #168 - Zyklone (05/26/2014) [-]
in D2 you could put like 30 points on one skill to make it beefy, then with synergies make it OP.

In 3 you can acquire every skill before max level (if im not mistaken)
I had d3 pre orderd and got the error 54 or whatever. Overall disappointing for this hardcore Diablo fan. (D1 was also awesome, when cow level was scary)
User avatar #173 - Noon (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah I will agree that D3 was a let down initially, but with the release of the new expansion they fixed loot drops at least, and made it a little more enjoyable. Its still not as good as D2, but lets face it, D2 was fucking badass.
User avatar #421 - Zyklone (05/27/2014) [-]
I suggest you take a look at Path of Exiles
#171 - seylorm (05/26/2014) [-]
yeah, like I said, I never played it, so I wasn't dissapionted because of any expectations one might have, for me it's just a pretty fun game, especially if you play it with some friends in a group
User avatar #420 - Zyklone (05/27/2014) [-]
I envy you good sir.

My buddy also preorderd and we spent the whole week beating it twice

Good times regardless
#11 - the real douchebag in this video is the guy filming vertically 05/25/2014 on no fucks given +19
#7 - the item is name awful crop and the picture is awfully croped  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on Relatives +1
#8 - alfonshister (05/23/2014) [-]
duh. should have seen it. thx mate
#37 - ***** , the volts determine the current that is fl…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on Stay inside during a Storm 0
User avatar #43 - nerdymonika (04/30/2014) [-]
Fool, Current is defined as Power divided by potential difference (voltage)

Without a power quantifier, current and power have no correlation.

SCIENCE!
#36 - actually the polish 'only' laid the groundwork, then they gave… 04/17/2014 on The Green Devils +3
#98 - if you want to watch a truely disgusting movie, I recomend thi… 04/06/2014 on My favourite mood ruiner 0
#24 - I just got mine 3 weeks ago, and before I started driving less… 04/06/2014 on Just pull up to the line 0
#14 - the first one really isn't that gross, but the second one prob… 04/05/2014 on My favourite mood ruiner +66
#107 - hahahaha, i'm so sorry ... not really 03/30/2014 on I shall call him mini-me! +1
#105 - quite nice, school's a ******* joke, and I havn't…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2014 on I shall call him mini-me! 0
User avatar #106 - pocoloco (03/30/2014) [-]
I had my first ticket dude... because I was driving on the sidewalk ... with my bike... still no accidents
#107 - seylorm (03/30/2014) [-]
hahahaha, i'm so sorry ... not really
#103 - they both are  [+] (4 new replies) 03/30/2014 on I shall call him mini-me! 0
User avatar #104 - pocoloco (03/30/2014) [-]
hmm... how´s germany?
#105 - seylorm (03/30/2014) [-]
quite nice, school's a fucking joke, and I havn't had any car accidents ...yet
User avatar #106 - pocoloco (03/30/2014) [-]
I had my first ticket dude... because I was driving on the sidewalk ... with my bike... still no accidents
#107 - seylorm (03/30/2014) [-]
hahahaha, i'm so sorry ... not really
#67 - also, it's a ******* dog, it already walks on 4 l… 03/30/2014 on I shall call him mini-me! 0
#66 - maybe, but would he be as majestic as in comment #30?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/30/2014 on I shall call him mini-me! 0
User avatar #102 - pocoloco (03/30/2014) [-]
its majestic indeed. is the first pic in switzerland?
#103 - seylorm (03/30/2014) [-]
they both are
User avatar #104 - pocoloco (03/30/2014) [-]
hmm... how´s germany?
#105 - seylorm (03/30/2014) [-]
quite nice, school's a fucking joke, and I havn't had any car accidents ...yet
User avatar #106 - pocoloco (03/30/2014) [-]
I had my first ticket dude... because I was driving on the sidewalk ... with my bike... still no accidents
#107 - seylorm (03/30/2014) [-]
hahahaha, i'm so sorry ... not really
#30 - majestic as **** 03/29/2014 on I shall call him mini-me! 0
#29 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 03/29/2014 on I shall call him mini-me! +2
#58 - pocoloco (03/29/2014) [-]
my dog would´ve bent your dog over and made him his bitch.
#67 - seylorm (03/30/2014) [-]
also, it's a fucking dog, it already walks on 4 legs, what excactly would you bend over
#66 - seylorm (03/30/2014) [-]
maybe, but would he be as majestic as in comment #30?
User avatar #102 - pocoloco (03/30/2014) [-]
its majestic indeed. is the first pic in switzerland?
#103 - seylorm (03/30/2014) [-]
they both are
User avatar #104 - pocoloco (03/30/2014) [-]
hmm... how´s germany?
#105 - seylorm (03/30/2014) [-]
quite nice, school's a fucking joke, and I havn't had any car accidents ...yet
User avatar #106 - pocoloco (03/30/2014) [-]
I had my first ticket dude... because I was driving on the sidewalk ... with my bike... still no accidents
#107 - seylorm (03/30/2014) [-]
hahahaha, i'm so sorry ... not really
#30 - seylorm (03/29/2014) [-]
majestic as fuck
#65 - Comment deleted 03/28/2014 on Another cloudflare/caching... 0
#342 - majestic as **** 03/25/2014 on Cutest Pet Picture Submission 0
#340 - look at mah bitch  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2014 on Cutest Pet Picture Submission 0
#342 - seylorm (03/25/2014) [-]
majestic as fuck

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#65 to #64 - seylorm ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
hell yeah, i now have my own personal moose picture, totally worth the wait 10/10
User avatar #62 - battledude (01/25/2013) [-]
If you dont collect anymore, are you willing to pass on your items?

or just some normal trades :p
User avatar #49 - whiteniggers (11/25/2012) [-]
How much for the special morganite?
#50 to #49 - seylorm ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
dolan imp?
User avatar #45 - bonjangles (11/23/2012) [-]
Would you trade your Evil Ruby Ring for a Rape Horse?
#46 to #45 - seylorm ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
Probably not, I really like that ring.
User avatar #47 to #46 - bonjangles (11/23/2012) [-]
2.5k RITs and Rape Horse?

Damn I really don't want to collect RITs.
#48 to #47 - seylorm ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
Well, me neither, so no, sorry.
User avatar #44 - futuramafan (11/21/2012) [-]
How about Incubator for

1 x Frank Page
1 x Wolf Head
8 x Jewelry Gambler
1 x Tree Monster Page
4 x Orange Hoof
User avatar #37 - dropz (11/07/2012) [-]
What do you want for your rits and tokens?
#38 to #37 - seylorm ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
are you selling your dgt?
#17 - seylorm ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
lel, check out my green sword, renkelvin
#9 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
Result:

I really wish someone will finally get something...
#10 to #9 - seylorm ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
maybe another day...
thanks anyway
User avatar #11 to #10 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
No problem, just send a trade request whenever you want me to scratch more for you ;)
#12 to #11 - seylorm ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
and by the way, could you send me one of the scratched one back, i still need one of those :)
User avatar #13 to #12 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
sure man!
#14 to #13 - seylorm ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
thanks
User avatar #3 - doctorhitmarker ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
Sorry, now I only have one pig egg left, I still have a spare sheep egg, so maybe a sheep egg and a diamond for your thumb gear?
#4 to #3 - seylorm ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
that's good too.
User avatar #5 to #4 - doctorhitmarker ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
Good Good! I'll send a request :)
#6 to #5 - seylorm ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
oh, i already sent one.
User avatar #7 to #6 - doctorhitmarker ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
I deleted my trade request Lol and accepted yours, and thanks for the gear :)
#8 to #7 - seylorm ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
np
#2 to #1 - seylorm ONLINE (08/18/2012) [-]
um, thanks, i guess?
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