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#65 - Comment deleted 03/28/2014 on Another cloudflare/caching... 0
#342 - majestic as **** 03/25/2014 on Cutest Pet Picture Submission 0
#340 - look at mah bitch  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2014 on Cutest Pet Picture Submission 0
#342 - seylorm (03/25/2014) [-]
majestic as fuck
#117120 - ah, thanks 02/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#117115 - I was wandering what these new fancy orange usernames are abou…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #117116 - steedawwg (02/16/2014) [-]
mods
#117120 - seylorm (02/16/2014) [-]
ah, thanks
#197 - Psh, the children will be fine, well at least most of them, ra…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2014 on Kinda true 0
User avatar #198 - pocoloco (01/25/2014) [-]
tiny miniskirts for all women!!!!!
#195 - Lol thanks, I hope so, too  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2014 on Kinda true 0
User avatar #196 - pocoloco (01/25/2014) [-]
poor children...
#197 - seylorm (01/25/2014) [-]
Psh, the children will be fine, well at least most of them, rather, world dominion here i come
User avatar #198 - pocoloco (01/25/2014) [-]
tiny miniskirts for all women!!!!!
#193 - So, since it's my b-day and I'm feeling generous today and maa…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/25/2014 on Kinda true 0
User avatar #194 - pocoloco (01/25/2014) [-]
literally wanted to go wish you a happy bday per fj now. have a nice one you sick motherfucker. i hope your sick and twisted dreams come true for the day.
#195 - seylorm (01/25/2014) [-]
Lol thanks, I hope so, too
User avatar #196 - pocoloco (01/25/2014) [-]
poor children...
#197 - seylorm (01/25/2014) [-]
Psh, the children will be fine, well at least most of them, rather, world dominion here i come
User avatar #198 - pocoloco (01/25/2014) [-]
tiny miniskirts for all women!!!!!
#58261 - ***** , you late! 01/24/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#12 - at least he used the meme right... 01/22/2014 on Teachers with guns? 0
#297 - dis gun b good 01/15/2014 on Beware the Bear +1
#26 - ah ok, they have the same grading system in switzerland 01/08/2014 on How Tumblr does projects 0
#24 - you from switzerland?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2014 on How Tumblr does projects 0
User avatar #25 - sonnyboii (01/08/2014) [-]
Norway
#26 - seylorm (01/08/2014) [-]
ah ok, they have the same grading system in switzerland
#76 - **seylorm rolls 453** timmy's the wrong colour to be your friend 12/30/2013 on New baby to love 0
#13 - yeah, but i dont use that one, i use the one from my blu ray p… 12/24/2013 on Our christmas tree ... 0
#11 - Duude, we have the same TV.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2013 on Our christmas tree ... +1
#12 - retrochris (12/24/2013) [-]
And the same remote!!! Double COINCIDENCE!!
#13 - seylorm (12/24/2013) [-]
yeah, but i dont use that one, i use the one from my blu ray player and sound system
#3 - Joke's on you, I'd still eat it.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2013 on Donuts +1
#6 - kittyhatesyou (12/16/2013) [-]
#17 - I fully undersand you, I would have done the same. 11/14/2013 on STD +5
#15 - dude, you have no idea how hard it was to get her back up.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2013 on STD +19
User avatar #16 - ompalomper (11/14/2013) [-]
im sorry but i just couldn't resist
#17 - seylorm (11/14/2013) [-]
I fully undersand you, I would have done the same.
#8 - actually another planetsized object slammed into the earth. th…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/14/2013 on STD +140
#97 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
That's highly unlikely seeing as the thing is hollow and contains far more titanium than what is naturally found on our planet.



www.redicecreations.com/specialreports/2006/01jan/moon.html
User avatar #75 - lamarisagoodname (11/15/2013) [-]
So the theory goes
#63 - zuel (11/15/2013) [-]
So this post is Earth having incest with it's rape-child?
#56 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
doesn't that make the moon the baby
User avatar #52 - pointypixel (11/15/2013) [-]
the moon is like a giant cyst that was just growing on the earth, till someone came and popped that mother fucker, and so now instead of grabbing a towel to wipe up all the puss, blood, and lord knows what THAT is, we just let it sit there, orbiting around us and letting it fester, until one day we look up, 'man, look at that thing...that's OUR thing right there, that magnificent ball of cheese in the sky'. 'bro that's not cheese, that's hardened puss...' '....but that's OUR pussball, nobody can take that away from us...WE MUST GO BACK TO IT!' until all these other fuckers like russia and kim jon lamahamadingdong want OUR puss curd for themselves, and we're like 'man, fuck all ya'll, shits our nigga, don't you be touchin' our nigball.' so after a jazillion pesos we build up our rocket to our giant loveable baby in the sky, only to find out we just realized the moon is a giant puss ball, with an abnormally rank odor in the middle of it. nah, fuck that shit, we out.

peace nignog
#50 - notdjfood (11/15/2013) [-]
Well the moon slammed into Clock Town
User avatar #13 - ompalomper (11/14/2013) [-]
did your mom trip?
#15 - seylorm (11/14/2013) [-]
dude, you have no idea how hard it was to get her back up.
User avatar #16 - ompalomper (11/14/2013) [-]
im sorry but i just couldn't resist
#17 - seylorm (11/14/2013) [-]
I fully undersand you, I would have done the same.
User avatar #9 - theluppijackal (11/14/2013) [-]
That's what I was trying to say
Sorry, mind is blank
#156 - yeah, maybe, but he lacks the sith power of the last one. 11/06/2013 on Amen 0
#40 - cool, thanks.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2013 on 'Urland 0
#42 - leuser (10/18/2013) [-]
No problem bro.
#28 - I've always wondered what is happening in this .gif.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/18/2013 on 'Urland 0
User avatar #50 - SubjectThree (10/18/2013) [-]
Explosive compression.

See, as the liquid is being drained out ,there's way air can fill the viod. Usually there's an intake valve on the top of the tanker, but this one must be jammed or something.

Anyway, as the liquid is pumped out, the atmospheric pressure presses harder on the tank, as there's nothing to push back against it inside the tank.

Eventually, the tank's structural integrity couldn't take the pressure and it collapsed like a soda can.
User avatar #38 - leuser (10/18/2013) [-]
Railroad tank car vacuum implosion

There is nothing but vacuum inside the tank. As long as it's perfectly sealed from the exterior nothing should happen, but if there is a leak, the air can not enter that fast in the tank so its crushed by the exterior atmospheric pressure.

Or something like that. I'm no scientist but it's pretty much something among those line :v
#40 - seylorm (10/18/2013) [-]
cool, thanks.
#42 - leuser (10/18/2013) [-]
No problem bro.
#43 - **seylorm rolls 8,958** do it faggot 10/17/2013 on Bro 0
#35 - nice, if you like reading stories, you should check this out. 10/12/2013 on Coming out of the closet +2

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#65 to #64 - seylorm ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
hell yeah, i now have my own personal moose picture, totally worth the wait 10/10
User avatar #62 - battledude (01/25/2013) [-]
If you dont collect anymore, are you willing to pass on your items?

or just some normal trades :p
User avatar #49 - whiteniggers ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
How much for the special morganite?
#50 to #49 - seylorm ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
dolan imp?
User avatar #45 - bonjangles (11/23/2012) [-]
Would you trade your Evil Ruby Ring for a Rape Horse?
#46 to #45 - seylorm ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
Probably not, I really like that ring.
User avatar #47 to #46 - bonjangles (11/23/2012) [-]
2.5k RITs and Rape Horse?

Damn I really don't want to collect RITs.
#48 to #47 - seylorm ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
Well, me neither, so no, sorry.
User avatar #44 - futuramafan (11/21/2012) [-]
How about Incubator for

1 x Frank Page
1 x Wolf Head
8 x Jewelry Gambler
1 x Tree Monster Page
4 x Orange Hoof
User avatar #37 - dropz (11/07/2012) [-]
What do you want for your rits and tokens?
#38 to #37 - seylorm ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
are you selling your dgt?
#17 - seylorm ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
lel, check out my green sword, renkelvin
#9 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
Result:

I really wish someone will finally get something...
#10 to #9 - seylorm ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
maybe another day...
thanks anyway
User avatar #11 to #10 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
No problem, just send a trade request whenever you want me to scratch more for you ;)
#12 to #11 - seylorm ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
and by the way, could you send me one of the scratched one back, i still need one of those :)
User avatar #13 to #12 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
sure man!
#14 to #13 - seylorm ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
thanks
User avatar #3 - doctorhitmarker (09/12/2012) [-]
Sorry, now I only have one pig egg left, I still have a spare sheep egg, so maybe a sheep egg and a diamond for your thumb gear?
#4 to #3 - seylorm ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
that's good too.
User avatar #5 to #4 - doctorhitmarker (09/12/2012) [-]
Good Good! I'll send a request :)
#6 to #5 - seylorm ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
oh, i already sent one.
User avatar #7 to #6 - doctorhitmarker (09/12/2012) [-]
I deleted my trade request Lol and accepted yours, and thanks for the gear :)
#8 to #7 - seylorm ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
np
#2 to #1 - seylorm ONLINE (08/18/2012) [-]
um, thanks, i guess?
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