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seylorm

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:1/09/2012
Last Login:7/05/2015
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#1541 - Comment deleted 04/25/2015 on Steam Card Giveaway 0
#9 - it starts pretty much right after the events of avengers, a lo… 04/19/2015 on Marvel movies +1
#12 - noah  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Military Uniforms... +5
User avatar #15 - datblkkid (04/13/2015) [-]
A decent movie for the first half, or two-thirds, but then it got weird at the last stretch.
#19 - angelusprimus (04/13/2015) [-]
#3 - wake up sheeple 04/09/2015 on Dusty Memes 1 +24
#3 - anyone?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2015 on BBC on the LHC restart +10
#12 - sirquidam (04/08/2015) [-]
Aw yeah, The Flash!
#11 - ScottP (04/08/2015) [-]
#4 - hotsauceandtoast (04/08/2015) [-]
MY TURN.
#14 - the spoon trick sounded smart until I remembered that most spo… 04/07/2015 on life hacks +2
#10 - >posting thumbnails 04/03/2015 on When a themed account... +4
#586 - no 04/03/2015 on North Korea is beautiful 0
#208 - haven't shaved my sorry excuse for a beard in a week, because … 04/02/2015 on FJers, post your face +1
#133 - yeah, I know, but that was't what I was talking about in my fi… 03/28/2015 on New Planet 0
#19 - all the names you'll ever need  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2015 on The Banana Bunker +2
User avatar #47 - aadenoto (03/28/2015) [-]
Put your banana in her bunker
User avatar #42 - TonHyukOTP (03/28/2015) [-]
Put the you-know-what
in the you-know-where
Prontooooo
#131 - ***** , what? Of course something would have less ma…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2015 on New Planet 0
User avatar #134 - zeriox (03/28/2015) [-]
oh shit you were talking about the planet not a same human on a different planet, my bad.
User avatar #132 - balnce (03/28/2015) [-]
I think he was talking about the mass of a person not the planet
#133 - seylorm (03/28/2015) [-]
yeah, I know, but that was't what I was talking about in my first comment
#13 - all that effort, but didn't make sure her lines are straight … 03/28/2015 on Happiness 0
#585 - **seylorm used "*roll rpg name*"** **seylorm rolls Danorah*… 03/28/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
#79 - Elite: Dangerous mentioned swell with Star Citizen an… 03/28/2015 on Docking 0
#41 - the size has nothing to do with the gravity of an object …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/28/2015 on New Planet +16
User avatar #129 - zeriox (03/28/2015) [-]
There's no such thing as "less" mass. The weight we feel on earth is a combination of our mass and the gravitational force we feel, so no matter what happens our mass will remain constant.
#131 - seylorm (03/28/2015) [-]
Nigga, what?
Of course something would have less mass if it had a lower density but stayed the same size.
As in if I have 1 cubic meter of iron, it's gonna have less mass than a cubic meter of mercury.
What you are talking about is weight, that has nothing to do with what I said in my original comment
User avatar #134 - zeriox (03/28/2015) [-]
oh shit you were talking about the planet not a same human on a different planet, my bad.
User avatar #132 - balnce (03/28/2015) [-]
I think he was talking about the mass of a person not the planet
#133 - seylorm (03/28/2015) [-]
yeah, I know, but that was't what I was talking about in my first comment
#110 - >want to make a fair game >create buzzsaw y… 03/25/2015 on Target acquired 0
#40 - Ha, where's your freedom now, America? 03/23/2015 on using the right plug adapter +11
#117 - hell yeah, did you watch the newest episode? holy ****…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2015 on Cool Trick I Found 0
User avatar #118 - ScottP (03/21/2015) [-]
I'm freaking pumped for the next episode
#68 - same for tv shows  [+] (3 new replies) 03/21/2015 on Cool Trick I Found 0
User avatar #88 - ScottP (03/21/2015) [-]
Awww yeah! The Flash!
#117 - seylorm (03/21/2015) [-]
hell yeah, did you watch the newest episode?
holy shit, that was so epic!
User avatar #118 - ScottP (03/21/2015) [-]
I'm freaking pumped for the next episode
#67 - I use xbmc with a skin, looks much better imo  [+] (4 new replies) 03/21/2015 on Cool Trick I Found 0
#68 - seylorm (03/21/2015) [-]
same for tv shows
User avatar #88 - ScottP (03/21/2015) [-]
Awww yeah! The Flash!
#117 - seylorm (03/21/2015) [-]
hell yeah, did you watch the newest episode?
holy shit, that was so epic!
User avatar #118 - ScottP (03/21/2015) [-]
I'm freaking pumped for the next episode
#2 - good thing I wasn't too attached to him Man, and … 03/16/2015 on RIPeroni Noah 0
#2 - intel i5 3570k gigabyte radeon hd 7970 asus P8Z77-V … 03/16/2015 on PC Build: Freddy 0
#2 - you mean something like this?  [+] (61 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Daaaaaamn +241
#234 - gerfox (03/17/2015) [-]
I- I don't know what I expected
User avatar #229 - cackrel (03/17/2015) [-]
SNAP CITY!!!
#227 - eyyboss (03/17/2015) [-]
OH JESUS GOD WHY
#223 - corporate (03/17/2015) [-]
plskys murrlogic decode
#224 - Decode (03/17/2015) [-]
y
#225 - corporate (03/17/2015) [-]
as someone who lifts weights daily including a leg press machine this made my butthole pucker
#220 - stianan (03/17/2015) [-]
atleast she didn't forget leg day
**stianan used "*roll 1, 00-9999*"**
**stianan rolls 9,120**
#219 - stianan (03/17/2015) [-]
#214 - ciacheczko (03/17/2015) [-]
Oh dear god I repressed memory of this video, and hoped to never see anything even remotely related to it ever again.
#200 - thahax (03/17/2015) [-]
He saw his chance and he took it
#193 - babbe (03/17/2015) [-]
vid source on that?
#192 - superanonymouspers (03/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #189 - hwangnuneo (03/17/2015) [-]
tiddy grab!
#187 - bigmaeck (03/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #147 - krazzykidd (03/17/2015) [-]
I have a habit of locking my knees when I do legs. Now I'm not going to lock my knees eve again. Not even while just standing
#139 - John Cena (03/17/2015) [-]
omg how horrific
#110 - xAELiTe (03/17/2015) [-]
#105 - destroyerofcheese (03/17/2015) [-]
Imma just skip leg day
#101 - cintan (03/17/2015) [-]
Holy jumping Jehovah's Witnesses
#233 - beastkenten (03/17/2015) [-]
have this
User avatar #99 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2015) [-]
One of the few things that can really honest to god make me cringe.
JESUS.
CHRIST.
#90 - baderkadunk (03/17/2015) [-]
jesus fucking christ on a bike.
#87 - llpanic (03/17/2015) [-]
now i'm afraid of doing legs, how much weight makes it risky like this?
User avatar #177 - hydraetis (03/17/2015) [-]
As long as you don't lock your knees you're fine.
User avatar #106 - cshp (03/17/2015) [-]
I just has to be enough to break past the resistance that both of your legs put up against bending the wrong way
#85 - xdiabolicx (03/17/2015) [-]
Nyoh muh gawd
User avatar #83 - somerussian (03/17/2015) [-]
NO
#77 - buddhadom (03/17/2015) [-]
THE TIME IS NOW
#74 - John Cena (03/17/2015) [-]
omfg dude....fuck
fcuck fuckcnjosdfhaskljhfbvaskjfbvasdfkvsa
#66 - critality (03/17/2015) [-]
I severely regret hitting play
#65 - John Cena (03/17/2015) [-]
I want to watch this video but im too much of a pussy
#64 - painismysaviour (03/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #62 - failtolawl (03/17/2015) [-]
I'll just not hit play.
User avatar #226 - deathchain (03/17/2015) [-]
There are many times in life when you will regret not doing something.

This is not one of those times.
#60 - thedippestofshits (03/17/2015) [-]
holy flaming shitbricks. THIS is what happens when you lock?
#198 - hamplanet (03/17/2015) [-]
It doesn't need to happen, but it can.
User avatar #52 - deathchain (03/16/2015) [-]
Just when I thought I'd forgotten this video.
User avatar #84 - somerussian (03/17/2015) [-]
I wish I could forget
#49 - uninstall (03/16/2015) [-]
#46 - blademontane (03/16/2015) [-]
Well.
#36 - nottheoatmeal (03/16/2015) [-]
#28 - ironsoul (03/16/2015) [-]
That was brutal
#22 - zackenia (03/16/2015) [-]
#12 - jedimage (03/16/2015) [-]
Audio version
User avatar #240 - bleachcraze (03/17/2015) [-]
you can hear the crack
User avatar #34 - seikestrom (03/16/2015) [-]
That was alot less extreme of a sound I expected.
#104 - Azacu (03/17/2015) [-]
Fixed it for you RIP headphone users
User avatar #231 - instalation (03/17/2015) [-]
I've always wanted to know where that scream was from. Still though, made me laugh, and not just blow air out of my nose.
User avatar #252 - Azacu (03/17/2015) [-]
Here it is, it's nsfw though so be warned.

www.xvideos.com/video631291/black_guy_orgasm
User avatar #181 - alphashell (03/17/2015) [-]
Scared the shit out of me and then I almost died of laughter.

fuck you
User avatar #122 - PFCMadness (03/17/2015) [-]
I haven't laughed that hard in a while, good job!
#108 - John Cena (03/17/2015) [-]
first good laugh ive ad in a while thanks buddy
User avatar #109 - Azacu (03/17/2015) [-]
No problem man, that's what I am here for.
User avatar #57 - demcupcakes (03/17/2015) [-]
Adrenaline OP.
User avatar #31 - YllekNayr (03/16/2015) [-]
I'm terribly terribly afraid to click play
User avatar #55 - ruckallthefules (03/17/2015) [-]
sounded like a tiny dog being happy for 0.1 sec, was very anticlimatic
#7 - berengar (03/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #6 - maybelline (03/16/2015) [-]
NO NO NO DONT LOCK YOUR KNEES OOOH FUCK
User avatar #43 - alanflindt (03/16/2015) [-]
ok im not watching this now
#5 - kaboomz (03/16/2015) [-]
*SNAP*
User avatar #3 - scriptsfordays (03/16/2015) [-]
EXACTLY THAT.
#230 - intel i5 3570k gigabyte radeon hd 7970 asus P8Z77-V … 03/15/2015 on What sort of computer do... 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#65 to #64 - seylorm (06/27/2014) [-]
hell yeah, i now have my own personal moose picture, totally worth the wait 10/10
User avatar #62 - battledude (01/25/2013) [-]
If you dont collect anymore, are you willing to pass on your items?

or just some normal trades :p
User avatar #49 - whiteniggers (11/25/2012) [-]
How much for the special morganite?
#50 to #49 - seylorm (11/25/2012) [-]
dolan imp?
User avatar #45 - bonjangles (11/23/2012) [-]
Would you trade your Evil Ruby Ring for a Rape Horse?
#46 to #45 - seylorm (11/23/2012) [-]
Probably not, I really like that ring.
User avatar #47 to #46 - bonjangles (11/23/2012) [-]
2.5k RITs and Rape Horse?

Damn I really don't want to collect RITs.
#48 to #47 - seylorm (11/23/2012) [-]
Well, me neither, so no, sorry.
User avatar #44 - futuramafan (11/21/2012) [-]
How about Incubator for

1 x Frank Page
1 x Wolf Head
8 x Jewelry Gambler
1 x Tree Monster Page
4 x Orange Hoof
User avatar #37 - dropz (11/07/2012) [-]
What do you want for your rits and tokens?
#38 to #37 - seylorm (11/07/2012) [-]
are you selling your dgt?
#17 - seylorm (10/31/2012) [-]
lel, check out my green sword, renkelvin
#9 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
Result:

I really wish someone will finally get something...
#10 to #9 - seylorm (10/23/2012) [-]
maybe another day...
thanks anyway
User avatar #11 to #10 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
No problem, just send a trade request whenever you want me to scratch more for you ;)
#12 to #11 - seylorm (10/23/2012) [-]
and by the way, could you send me one of the scratched one back, i still need one of those :)
User avatar #13 to #12 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
sure man!
#14 to #13 - seylorm (10/23/2012) [-]
thanks
User avatar #3 - doctorhitmarker (09/12/2012) [-]
Sorry, now I only have one pig egg left, I still have a spare sheep egg, so maybe a sheep egg and a diamond for your thumb gear?
#4 to #3 - seylorm (09/12/2012) [-]
that's good too.
User avatar #5 to #4 - doctorhitmarker (09/12/2012) [-]
Good Good! I'll send a request :)
#6 to #5 - seylorm (09/12/2012) [-]
oh, i already sent one.
User avatar #7 to #6 - doctorhitmarker (09/12/2012) [-]
I deleted my trade request Lol and accepted yours, and thanks for the gear :)
#8 to #7 - seylorm (09/12/2012) [-]
np
#2 to #1 - seylorm (08/18/2012) [-]
um, thanks, i guess?
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